[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I used to wonder: What is wrong with this little monk? How could he be arrested like that?

To be honest, I think there are many people who assassinate the emperor in this world, but the emperor has not been assassinated so many times by anyone. Why is the little monk so arrested?

Then I understood.

This is all because he is too rebellious.

For example, Sun Wukong said: This bone spirit is a monster who eats people.

The young monk in the rebellious period: No, he is not!

Or Sun Wukong said: "Where did this child in the barren mountains come to ask for help, but he was eaten by wild beasts long ago, so it must be a lie by monsters."

The young monk in the rebellious period: No, he is not!

Another example is Sun Wukong said: Master, you stay and I can protect you.

The young monk in the rebellious period: No!I don't!

Finally, the tired Monkey King went to Huazhai, drew a circle for them on the ground, and said to the little monk: "I will go to Huazhai. My circle can stop demons. Stand inside and don't walk around at will. Remember not to go out of the circle."

The young monk in the rebellious period did not quarrel with him face to face.

After he left, the little monk became rebellious again, and proudly said: "I don't!"

...So, the little monk he chose walked out of the circle drawn by Monkey King, and was captured by the monster just like that.

The monster who caught him was called the One-horned King, and he was also a big king, so rustic.

Let me just say, the current monsters are very uninspired, blindly following the trend, this kind of atmosphere is not good at all, no wonder no one has come out for hundreds of years.

This happened too fast, he was taken away before I got back to Nanhai.

You know, I am a Guanyin, and I am really stressed every day.I want to know things about the world from east to west, from north to south at the same time, regardless of these four apprentices and 24 heavens and a bunch of little gods whose names I can’t even remember. The most important thing is that my time in South China Sea is relative, although it’s not as good as heaven There, the heavens and the earth are so frenzied for a year, but the time passes faster than the underground. It is really bald to synchronize the plot progress of the lower realm in a relative time.

So for a while, I doubted that monks didn't need to shave their heads at all in the earliest days. It was because the baldness was so severe that everyone's hair was too uneven, so they shaved it off.

What is it that the six senses of the monks are pure, can they be quiet after taking care of so many miscellaneous things!

I thought Sun Wukong would come alone this time, but in the end, a large group of people came from the South China Sea, all of them were downcast, their weapons were broken, and their faces were full of despondency.

I thought I was unlucky following Tang Seng's four-valued meritorious service, but when I took a closer look, I was shocked to find that they were all famous masters!

Li Tianwang Li Jing brought his enemy son Nezha, Huode Xingjun, Shuide Xingjun, Huanghe Shuibo Shenwang, Deng, Zhang Ergong, and even the eighteen arhats under the Tathagata seat?

I haven't sat down on my butt yet, they whimpered and so many people came, I was very scared!

Hui An avoided his father for the past two days, and when he saw his father coming, he disappeared as soon as he saw him. The one serving tea and water was Shancai Dragon Girl, and the black bear monster was a goblin. Gnaw your finger behind a rock.

I hurriedly asked: "Everyone suddenly came to my South China Sea, what's the matter?"

Li Tianwang was defeated, obviously he couldn't bear this loss, he turned his head and said nothing, Nezha muttered next to him: "It's still the master of the great sage who was captured by monsters again, he went to the Nantianmen to ask the Jade Emperor to count the priests, is there anyone in the lower realm?" , the Jade Emperor ordered it for him, there are many stars in the sky, and no one descended to the realm without authorization, he was not reconciled, so he ordered me to descend the demon for him."

Having said that, his head lowered lower and lower, and he muttered softly: "Isn't this a loss?"

...? ? ?

The Jade Emperor not only ordered the sky full of stars for him, but also sent someone to subdue demons from the lower realm?Why do I feel that things are so dangerous!

This is definitely not a good sign!

But after all, the little monk is lost now. It is not moral for me to worry about whether this is a good omen at this time, so I can only say: "Why did you lose?"

Sun Wukong waved his hands empty in front of me, and said: "That monster has a powerful ring, it took away my golden cudgel, Prince Nezha's weapon, and Huode Xingjun's fire dragon fire horse fire The crow has gone all the way, there is no need to fight him, there is no way to get in, I have no choice, I came to find Bodhisattva."

……

I really haven't had time to sit still. I haven't even had time to seal that carp into Xitian Prison. He has been blowing bubbles in my basket for a long time. I suspect he will die if he continues like this.

But what can I do? I suspect that after this incident, the Buddha didn't like the scales, so he shaved them off together, but he will have a good life.

There is no way, so many gods who have been beaten to shame come to me together, I can only ask symbolically: "What kind of baby is so powerful?"

Sun Wukong said: "It's a bright and white circle, and everything can be covered in it. It's really invulnerable to guns and guns, water and fire, and there is really nothing he can do about it."

All the generals in the heavenly court were empty-handed, looking downcast, looking at me in despair, which made me feel really stressed.

Such a powerful thing must not belong to us in Xitian, and we don't need to think about it to know who lost it.Because we don’t worship personal items here, everyone is busy cultivating themselves, unlike their side, who focus on cultivating magic weapons first, in the end, the gods themselves have nothing to do, but a bunch of magic weapons are very powerful and fall into the hands of monsters Just bad luck.

But the Jade Emperor has already counted the stars in the sky for Sun Wukong, so he can't be asked to check if there is anything missing in the stars in the sky. After he finishes checking, the little monk is probably dead.It's not good to go on like this. It can't be that he can't be rescued every time. Then, when he is dead, he will be fished up, and he will find a Nine Turns Resurrection Pill to feed him alive. It will be very dangerous to continue like this.

So, I can only say: "Since this is the case, there must be nothing I can do."

Sun Wukong reminded me: "Bodhisattva, time is urgent. As you know, my master's brain has not been quite right since the last time. If it takes a long time, he can't think about it, and cut a piece of meat for the monster to eat, it would be bad." .”

I thought for a while, the reason why it is good to wear Tang Monk meat is because they have never eaten it. It is so good. Let them eat it once and find it is not good. Maybe they will not eat it in the future?Maybe it can save a lot of trouble?It should be known that some people eat crabs, and there must be people who eat spiders, but they are not tasty, so everyone will not eat them.

And to be honest, this is the little monk's own meat, so he has the right to decide.

I can't force him not to cut up meat for others to eat. ,

Sun Wukong has been with me for a long time. I don’t know anything else, but he knows me very well. He stared at me for a long time, and suddenly said: "What do you know, right? You do, right?"

……

When he said this, all the immortal officials stared at me, as if they could see a flower on my face.

I know I know, to be honest, if Sun Wukong came by himself, I would tell him directly, and told him not to tell it, but he came with Li Tianwang and his son, Huode, Shuide, and Eighteen Arhats. Yes, let me say something, the rumors spread, this so-and-so family's subordinates went down to the realm privately, stole so-and-so's treasures, and beat all the immortals in the sky. It's not good to spread like this.

The main reason is that other people don’t care about it. The key point is that Li Tianwang and his son have always been very proud. I won’t talk about Li Jing’s glorious deeds back then. Nezha also once wiped out the 96 cave demons. Now he is surrounded by a circle, which is very embarrassing. .

So, I can only say: "I don't know, I don't know, how can I know? It's just that you don't have a weapon in your hand, how can you fight with monsters? Well, you used to steal royal wine and flat peaches, why don't you first steal You stole the golden cudgel or something, I'll figure it out with you again?"

This Monkey King, who can't even wink, stared at me for a long time and said, "Really?"

I can only say: "Seriously, seriously, you let all the immortal officials go to rest first, let's devise a plan to catch him."

I just said, Monkey King can do nothing else, he is very easy to cheat the door and steal the lock. At night, he sneaks into the monster's cave and steals all his lost things back. The monster carries it with him and cannot steal it.

He left all the gods and generals to come to me alone, and asked me: "Bodhisattva, what kind of trick are we using to catch him?"

I said: "What kind of dirty tricks are not dirty tricks. Why didn't you listen to me, and you went to provoke the Jade Emperor for 33 days. Now you are making such a big fuss. If I tell you where this monster's magic weapon came from, how big will it be?" You said that it is not good for you to go there, but you will bump into the problems left over from history!"

Sun Wukong said that he is also very helpless to serve a rebellious master, he has nothing to do.

He said: "I know that you, Bodhisattva, know. There is nothing in this world that you don't know!"

Then you still go to force the Jade Emperor to investigate the Mantianxing officials!Aren't you afraid to push him into a hurry and secretly play tricks on you?He is the Jade Emperor, and he is the best villain in the world by playing tricks behind his back!

I can only say to him: "Don't look for this hoop in the lower realm. You go to Lihentian for 33 days. Don't go to the Lingxiao Palace again, and go directly to the Taishang Laojun Tushita Palace. You ask Ask him if there is something missing, and he will find out as soon as he checks."

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, this old man, even if the monster hurts people, he hurts all the gods and generals, I think what he should do!"

I thought I couldn't blame the gods, after all, their time is relative, one day in the sky, one year on the ground, so many things have to be taken care of in one day, there is nothing wrong with it.

He suddenly realized what was wrong, and asked me: "Wait a minute, Bodhisattva, why is this treasured weapon of the gods more powerful than the gods, is it possible..."

He seemed to see through the secrets in an instant, looked around, asked me with his head, and said in a low voice: "Could it be that the gods have nothing to do, as long as they steal their treasures, I can sit in the seat of the Jade Emperor?"

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