Little milk meow conquers the entire entertainment circle [Rebirth]

What is just the beginning?

Nonsense thought hard for a few minutes, but before he could figure it out, the program had finished the introduction and officially started.

In order to match the worth of the two guests, this program invited the strongest and most popular contestants in the past to act as a facade.

The first contestant was a quiet little girl, with a classical atmosphere all over her body. She was best at ancient Chinese poetry and was known as a living Tang Poetry and Song Dictionary.In the previous program, she won the thrilling duel with the machine by virtue of her unparalleled reserve of poetry.

According to the rules of the script, the host first cast aside the nonsense, "Our contestants are indeed very good at reciting poems. Of course, our guest on the scene today also has a recognized academic master."

Even if the money was confiscated, the morale was very high, and the fans shouted, "Nonsense! Nonsense!"

"You guys are really flattering me." Hu Nao said humbly, panicking in his heart.

Although he already knew this link in advance, his reserve of ancient poetry was not so good, not to mention that he only had contact with Chinese subjects before high school, and now he has forgotten all about it.

The young contestant was probably a fan of Huanxiu, and he was also very excited to see him, and he continued to say a lot of compliments, which made him even more embarrassed.

"We have a friendly competition between guests and contestants. According to the rules of the previous contestants, we will take the form of poetry. The program group will give a word, and the two will say the poem with that word, a total of ten rounds." The host said Read out the simplified version of the rules, move it aside very professionally, please get involved in the nonsense, "I will leave the work of the hot field to the two of you."

Nonsense laughed stiffly, but reluctantly agreed.

The given character is 'flower', a very common character in ancient poetry.Next, the two confronted each other in order, and after six rounds in a row, the gap was obvious.

The poems read by that contestant were obviously not common, but they were very artistic, and they could be connected with each other.He was talking nonsense, shaking out all he knew, that's all.

In order to take care of the nonsense, the contestant didn't say any simple poems and left them all to him.Even so, after the seventh round of nonsense and stuttering, I couldn't think of anything new, so I had to pretend to be generous and admit defeat.

In order to avoid the silence, the host stepped out at the right time to make a rescue, "The nonsense is already very good, and I can still remember so much. After all, our contestants are the ones who beat the machine."

The young contestant smiled shyly, seeming a little disappointed.The on-site and live broadcast reactions were also a little cold, and they seemed unsatisfied.The host received the task and rushed to save the scene, turning his attention to another person who was in charge of warming up the scene.

"We are a friendly match, there is no winner or loser, but it should be over. How about this, since Hu Huo admits defeat, Qiu Nan, as Hu Huo's good friend, can you help him continue the remaining two rounds?"

The camera immediately moved to Qiu Nan, and his flourishing beauty that could hold up a table without speaking was magnified on the screen, and the atmosphere immediately warmed up.

Who are prank pals anymore?Qiu Nan rolled his eyes in disdain, causing another exclamation.He stood up slowly, walked to the little girl and asked, "So this is my part? It's clearly not written in the script."

Hu Nao silently took half a step back, embarrassed for a while.At the same time, I'm glad that after so many words just now, Qiu Nan has too few options to choose from, and he is not the only one who is ashamed.

The host took the stalk from him, "But I see you sitting there, you seem to envy others."

"But I didn't receive this part of the money." Qiu Nan warmed up calmly.

The host gave him a grateful look, "It's vulgar to talk about money, if you continue, I'll treat you to dinner."

"Oh, it's for my box lunch..." Qiu Nan turned around and asked politely, "Would you like to...with me?"

The question was very ambiguous, and the little girl blushed, as if she had been teased.The field also started to get excited. Even though they knew that this person was a crook and had a partner, everyone still couldn't control it.

The girl nodded and whispered, "Then, it's your turn."

According to the regulations, the two contestants face each other, separated by a certain distance.But Qiu Nan didn't go there, moved a little bit, stood directly in front of the girl, and said in a clear voice, "A beauty is like a flower separated from the clouds."

I don't know if I'm playing a game or teasing a little girl.

The scene was out of control for a while, and the live broadcast platform could not see the face.

'Whoever says Qiu Nan is cold-hearted, I will be the first to refuse! '

'Fuck me Nan, you are so good at flirting! '

'Is this "Born With Me"?Nan Nan, how did you manage to turn such a serious show into a live show for your big circle of fans? '

The little girl's thoughts were obviously disturbed for a moment, and it took a while before she continued.

Qiu Nan stepped back a little around her, and continued to read leisurely, "See you when you are separated by flowers, with a straight waist on the back."

This poem is quite biased, so that the little girl was surprised, and her face began to blush.Everyone took out their mobile phones and started Baidu, only to realize that this was another compliment.

'Nannan, I can't bear to be messed with!You praise people with layers, do you write the long-term view first and then the close-up? '

'Ooooooooo nosebleed, Qiu Nan, you are responsible, if you keep teasing me, I will tell Director Ye! '

The people on the field are already excited just by watching, not to mention being in it.The contestant's girl blushed violently, her voice was very low and trembling, she was clearly being teased by him one after another, and her thoughts began to freeze.

Fortunately, because the competition started first, there were ten rounds in total, and she had already reached the last round.The girl breathed a sigh of relief after reading, and waved her hands to fan her face, trying to dissipate the heat.

She still hadn't calmed down yet, so she only heard Qiu Nan answering slowly, "Flowers have fragrance and moon has shade."

There is nothing wrong with this sentence at first glance, and there is nothing wrong with it.The girl's reaction was great, she squatted down and covered her face, looked at Qiu Nan as if she couldn't bear it, and ran down the stage.

Qiu Nan curled his lips slightly, seemingly helpless.

The audience was stunned for a moment, and finally someone came to their senses and shouted, "The last line in this sentence is 'a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold'!"

In fact, there is nothing wrong with this sentence in the original poem.But because it was used in a certain situation later, it caused too much imagination, no wonder the girl is so shy.

'It's amazing, Teacher Qiu will teach you how to talk about love. '

'Why haven't you found someone yet?Learn these three poems well, so that you can also become a public lover'

'My Nan is really good, three lines of poems have seduced a girl.I have already sent Director Ye a private message, you can figure it out! '

The atmosphere at the scene reached its peak, unprecedentedly enthusiastic.Everyone didn't expect Qiu Nan to have such a side, and they were filled with emotion.

The host clapped his hands and praised, "Wow! Thanks to Qiu Nan for his wonderful performance, it's really amazing."

"I'm just playing tricks, but I'm still a good player." Qiu Nan regained his indifference, but his tone was softer than usual, as if he was comforting his sister.

The girl didn't want to look at him at all, and she was afraid to take another look, so she should rush forward and ask Qiu Nan to take responsibility.

The whole audience's attention was on Qiu Nan, they couldn't stand the nonsense, and were about to sneak back to their positions.As a result, the host found out and thanked him a few more words before letting him go, which made the mischief even more embarrassing, and even the fans didn't dare to speak for him.

"Then I..." Qiu Nan was about to speak.

"Qiu Nan, wait a minute, we still have a player coming to help out, this time it's your part." The host kept him and asked someone to bring up two trays.

Inside the tray were two fourth-order Rubik's cubes that were also shuffled, one more layer than the ordinary third-order Rubik's cube.

The host handed one of them to Qiu Nan, and pretended to be mysterious, "You have played the Rubik's Cube before, but you have never played the fourth-order Rubik's Cube?"

"Huh..." Qiu Nan drew a long tone, lowered his head and fiddled with the Rubik's Cube in his hand, twisting it casually a few times.

"I'll invite a master later, he can teach you how to play the fourth-order Rubik's Cube." The host saw that Qiu Nan seemed to be writhing, and he hadn't even spelled out the first layer, so he finished his flattering words in an exaggerated manner, please The player enters the field.

The contestant is a boy, his glasses are thicker than the bottom of a wine bottle, he looks like a school bully.He walked up to Qiu Nan, picked up the microphone and was about to speak, but he was stunned when he saw the Rubik's cube twisting in Qiu Nan's hand.

Ten seconds later, Qiu Nan held up the restored Rubik's Cube, "Okay."

"Uh..." The host, immersed in the silence, was a little at a loss.

He finally understood why his peers commented on Qiu Nan before, saying: When Qiu Nan doesn't want to chat with you, he can talk to death with one sentence.

Qiu Nan noticed his embarrassment, and asked considerately, "Should I pretend that I can't spell it?"

"Theoretically so." The host said.

"Oh, the part just now has been cut." Qiu Nan scrambled the Rubik's Cube again, and said, "I'll play a part for you."

"No, no, no," the contestant who was invited to save the field stopped him, and said hastily, "I just saw your recovery method, can you reverse the formula?"

"I know all three, but I'm not very familiar with them." Qiu Nan replied.

When he was waiting for the scene before, because he had nothing to do, he bought all kinds of Rubik's cubes for self-entertainment, and over time he became a half-master.

"I can see, you just took a wrong step and turned back, changing the normal formula. In fact, you should..." The contestant took the Rubik's Cube and patiently handed over the decomposing action to him.

Qiu Nan nodded after reading it, and took the one that was intended for the players, and it took less than a minute to fully recover.

Everyone's eyes were wide open, and their knees were broken.

"You are very talented and your fingers are nimble. You are very suitable for this line of work." The contestant looked at his skills and said, "I can also teach you blind twisting."

"It's okay to learn, but it's fine to do this job." Qiu Nan returned the Rubik's Cube to him, and said frankly, "I still think it's easier to be an actor, and it's suitable for a lazy person like me."

Player: ...

audience:……

"Hehe, Qiu Nan is really humorous." The host reluctantly answered, feeling like crying.

Sure enough, the bullet screen was full of hahahaha.

"I Nan, you still know that you are an actor. If you remind me, I thought you were a contestant in "Born to Me", all kinds of troubles. '

'To be reasonable, this level of integration is great, I Nan, you are really a person favored by the god of variety shows!If the program group can invite Nan Nan as a resident guest, it will definitely not be confusing'

'So, do you remember?There was a building before, but Qiu Nan has no culture'

'Remember!Copy guy!Go tear them apart! '