Little milk meow conquers the entire entertainment circle [Rebirth]
Chapter 4 Cat slave development plan 04
Qiu Nan rolled half a circle in the small basin filled with cat litter, and the sea-blue fine sand stained his fine white fur, which was a little itchy.
He lay on his back in the kitten's bowl, rubbed his front paws in the fine sand, and rolled into a puddle of liquid.
Ye Mo saw him rolling for 5 minutes, but still didn't intend to urinate.He reluctantly dug out the precautions written by the veterinarian before, and muttered softly, "First wet the soft towel with warm water, then wipe the kitten's stomach and buttocks to stimulate the kitten to excrete... Ye Maozi, you are so stupid, you want to grow to It takes half a month to go to the toilet by myself!"
The little Naimiao turned over and cried out in dissatisfaction.
You are stupid!Your family is stupid!
Ye Mo filled a paper cup with warm water, wet the paper towel, turned over the kitten and carefully wiped its stomach.
By the way, I kneaded it twice, and my belly is bulging, I should be full.
The milk cat likes the feeling of petting very much. He narrowed his eyes comfortably in the palm of his hand, licked Ye Mo's fingers, tasted the smell of cat fur on his body, sneezed uncomfortably, narrowed his eyes and snored and dozed off.
"You, you're so lazy." Ye Mo cursed softly, then turned to help him wipe his ass resignedly.
Just about to pick up Ye Maozi's little tail, the dozing little thing woke up suddenly, widened his eyes vigilantly, and stretched out his little furry paws to threaten.
"What's fierce, are you going to fight hard?" Ye Mo, the shit-shoveling officer, was resisted by his master, and he put his hand under his paws in a big way, and shouted a line that was quite secondary, "Come on, today either you die or I die , we will perish together!"
The scorching breath that spewed out was mixed with weird moisture and splashed on the cat's fur. He was so shocked that he forgot to struggle for a moment.
Ye Mo?Director Ye Da!
If you don't become an actor, it's the biggest loss in the entertainment industry!
You are such a master at home, do the audience know?
"Hey!" Ye Mo rubbed his hands excitedly, and while Ye Maozi was not paying attention, he picked up Maozi's tail and quickly wiped it with a moist soft towel.
"Ow!" The most shameful part of the cat was touched by the shit shovel, and the little Naimiao struggled to escape.
It jumped out of the kitten's litter box and climbed to the corner of the coffee table, and pressed the fruit knife placed by the fruit basket with its front paws, as if you were so frivolous, I will cut it off immediately.
【Threat.jpg】
Stupid human beings, surrender!
"Hehe," Ye Mo was unmoved, and poked the cat on the forehead with his wet fingers, provocatively, "suicide with the back of a knife, who are you threatening?"
The back of the knife?It moved its foot and took a look, it was clearly a blade!Before the little cat could react, Ye Mo quickly put away the fruit knife, with a wicked smile on his face, and said, "How about it? Give up!"
Humans are really shameless.
The little boy Ye Maozi thought for 3 minutes, put down his weapon in a very sensible way, bent down humiliatingly, covered his face with his front paws, and shook his tail to show his butt to Ye Mowang.
Although Ye Mo is a coquettish and rascal, he is very patient in taking care of the young ones, wiping them gently and meticulously, for fear of hurting the kittens.
Qiu Nan narrowed his eyes comfortably.He didn't know what it was like for a mother cat to lick her cubs, but in a trance he thought that the time was wrong.
When he was still alive in his previous life, he also picked up a kitten, fed it, wiped it, and cared for it carefully.
Before he died, he entrusted the cat to someone he knew to take care of, and he didn't know how it was doing now.
"Very good!" After wiping Ye Maozi's body according to the precautions written on the sticky note, Ye Mo threw away the soft tissue and washed his hands, put the kitten into the litter box with satisfaction, and said, "I don't care. Peeping at you peeing, peeing and burying before coming out."
He said he wouldn't take a peek, but the cat was only a little bigger than a sesame seed, and Ye Mo couldn't ignore it completely.He sat carelessly on the sofa opposite the cat litter box, picked up the tablet and entered the password to unlock it, planning to brush Weibo first.
Just poking into the app, more than 6 messages nearly paralyzed his tablet.There were also reminders of new comments and reposts popping up constantly, which made Ye Mo's arms tremble, almost thinking that his account had been hacked.
There are 2000 million users who follow Ye Mo. After all, he is currently the most well-known and accomplished director in country Z, and he can pick out a random movie on behalf of the film, and it is a work that has won various awards and is well-known to everyone.
It's just that his Weibo only posted things related to movie promotion, and he didn't show his sultry nature, resulting in very little interaction with fans.
Over time, Ye Mo's Weibo seems to be a zombie account that bought 2000 million zombie fans.
But just now, he casually posted a video, 2000 million zombie fans collectively scammed corpses, and started a carnival feast with the theme of sucking cats.
An Cheng: Dao Ye, is this your cat?
-: Ah, ah, the little milk cat is super cute, and its voice is thin and soft!With blue eyes and an orange tail, the cat is snow white!I also want such a little baby to make trouble, the cat-stealing squad quickly get on the bus, click me to sign up!
Kneeling and waiting for "Mountains and Rivers" to start shooting: The filming is quite ugly, and I only watched it more than 400 times.How cute is a cat lying in my hand, I will have a cat!I'm not envious at all... woo woo woo, Ye Mo, what's the name of your cat?how old are you?Where did you buy it?Compatriots have any brothers and sisters can give me one!And don't just care about cats, look at my ID!
"Nonsense, of course my son is cute."
Ye Mo likes to be lively by nature, seeing them frantically commenting and praising them on Weibo, he can't help feeling a little proud secretly.
At the same time, he was still concerned about his aloof figure, instead of wagging his tail like a husky, he pretended to be calm and whispered a few words about their unrealistic ideas.
Weibo comments exceeded 2, still increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there were more than [-] retweets.Stars who have worked with Ye Mo before, or want to work with Ye Mo, saw him posting an original Weibo, and retweeted it before reading the content, and held their thighs firmly before talking.
Then several well-known pet bloggers saw Ye Mo's video and quickly reposted it, causing many cat-lack syndrome patients to suck it up.
When Ye Mo went online to Kandu, his Weibo even had more than 40 hot searches, and the keywords were Ye Mo and cats.
Except for winning movies, he has never been in the trending searches before.
Even if he won the award and was on the hot search, the audience just said a few words of congratulations, and there was no unnecessary reaction at all.Now that he was caught off guard by the attention, he was also a little flattered as if he had become famous.
Ye Mo raised his eyes, just in time to meet Ye Maozi whose head popped out of the litter box.
"They all want to steal the cat, you should be careful when you go out, don't you get lost?" Ye Mo casually threw the tablet on the sofa, carried the kitten out, saw a small lump in the litter box, and then let it go tone.
Ye Mo took out the script under the coffee table, rubbed the kitten and said, "I'm going to the study to read the script, and I'm hungry."
What do you call it?You really value Zimao's IQ, if I wasn't smart... Qiu Nan lay on the sofa and watched him walk into the study, feeling drowsy.
Maybe because he had been sleeping for the past three days, Qiu Nan would not only not feel sleepy, but also become more and more energetic after lying down.The cat cheered up, and always felt bored just lying on its stomach.He looked around and found Ye Mo's tablet in front of him.
Qiu Nan's eyes lit up, and he crawled over with difficulty.
He pressed the unlock button with his cat's paw, and a digital password box appeared on the screen.
Qiu Nan pressed his previous power-on password reflexively, and immediately felt that something was wrong.
Ye Mo's tablet, how could it be possible to use his own birthday.
He was about to make corrections when he posted that the Weibo page that Ye Mo had opened on the screen had been unlocked successfully.
what's the situation?Is the stranger's day the same as his own?
It's not such a coincidence, the system said that he was only 25 years old, at least the year must be wrong.
Qiu Nan's little head was full of barrages of 'fuck', 'what's the situation', 'MMP', etc.He poked open the small magnifying glass, typed out Ye Mo's name with difficulty with his meat pad, and checked whether his birthday was on the same day as his.
Weibo can only be used to search other users’ Weibo, the one with the most recent retweets, likes, and comments at the top: Celebrating Ye Mo’s [-]th Anniversary
The user who sent it was An Cheng, who was a popular actor.On the fifth anniversary of Ye Mo's debut last month, he gathered the protagonists from the previous Ye Mo movies and recorded a congratulatory video together. The background is full of bubbling pink hearts, very girly.
Those roles were all played by Qiu Nan in his previous life.He clicked on the video curiously, and found that the eyes, nose and mouth of everyone on the screen were more or less similar to him, and he probably followed the actor chosen by Qiu Nan when casting the cast.
But his existence should be erased. In this world, who knows what Qiu Nan looks like?
When the video is played, there are bullet screens on the top, and the most frequented ones by netizens are 'Ye Mo's harem group', 'Ye Mo's favorite concubines', and 'Ye Da director's lucky list'.In the barrage, other netizens also joked along with the words, and marked each person's position as concubine, concubine, and queen when they appeared on the stage. It seems that it has become a fixed meme.
Harem group?With so many people, can Ye Mo handle it?
Qiu Nan angrily patted off the little cross at the top with his meat pad, wondering whether Ye Mo really had an affair with them?
Those people look so much like him, if Ye Mo sleeps them all, what a shame it would be!
Qiu Nan turned off the video and pondered for a while, but couldn't come to a conclusion.He vaguely remembered that he was going to check Ye's strange day.
It seems that nothing can be found on Weibo, so Qiu Nan cleared the search records and switched to the search engine.The cat's pads felt inconvenient, so Qiu Nan struggled for a while to find Ye Mo's information.
He was born in February, half a year behind him, and the number just pressed is definitely not his birthday.Qiu Nan saw the result, but he didn't care anymore, his eyes were attracted by the news below.
'On April 2330, 4, the director was involved in a car accident and was in a coma for two weeks in the ICU.According to the doctor, Ye Mo seems to have lost part of his memory...'
It is now 2333, and three years ago on April 4—
It's his death day.
He lay on his back in the kitten's bowl, rubbed his front paws in the fine sand, and rolled into a puddle of liquid.
Ye Mo saw him rolling for 5 minutes, but still didn't intend to urinate.He reluctantly dug out the precautions written by the veterinarian before, and muttered softly, "First wet the soft towel with warm water, then wipe the kitten's stomach and buttocks to stimulate the kitten to excrete... Ye Maozi, you are so stupid, you want to grow to It takes half a month to go to the toilet by myself!"
The little Naimiao turned over and cried out in dissatisfaction.
You are stupid!Your family is stupid!
Ye Mo filled a paper cup with warm water, wet the paper towel, turned over the kitten and carefully wiped its stomach.
By the way, I kneaded it twice, and my belly is bulging, I should be full.
The milk cat likes the feeling of petting very much. He narrowed his eyes comfortably in the palm of his hand, licked Ye Mo's fingers, tasted the smell of cat fur on his body, sneezed uncomfortably, narrowed his eyes and snored and dozed off.
"You, you're so lazy." Ye Mo cursed softly, then turned to help him wipe his ass resignedly.
Just about to pick up Ye Maozi's little tail, the dozing little thing woke up suddenly, widened his eyes vigilantly, and stretched out his little furry paws to threaten.
"What's fierce, are you going to fight hard?" Ye Mo, the shit-shoveling officer, was resisted by his master, and he put his hand under his paws in a big way, and shouted a line that was quite secondary, "Come on, today either you die or I die , we will perish together!"
The scorching breath that spewed out was mixed with weird moisture and splashed on the cat's fur. He was so shocked that he forgot to struggle for a moment.
Ye Mo?Director Ye Da!
If you don't become an actor, it's the biggest loss in the entertainment industry!
You are such a master at home, do the audience know?
"Hey!" Ye Mo rubbed his hands excitedly, and while Ye Maozi was not paying attention, he picked up Maozi's tail and quickly wiped it with a moist soft towel.
"Ow!" The most shameful part of the cat was touched by the shit shovel, and the little Naimiao struggled to escape.
It jumped out of the kitten's litter box and climbed to the corner of the coffee table, and pressed the fruit knife placed by the fruit basket with its front paws, as if you were so frivolous, I will cut it off immediately.
【Threat.jpg】
Stupid human beings, surrender!
"Hehe," Ye Mo was unmoved, and poked the cat on the forehead with his wet fingers, provocatively, "suicide with the back of a knife, who are you threatening?"
The back of the knife?It moved its foot and took a look, it was clearly a blade!Before the little cat could react, Ye Mo quickly put away the fruit knife, with a wicked smile on his face, and said, "How about it? Give up!"
Humans are really shameless.
The little boy Ye Maozi thought for 3 minutes, put down his weapon in a very sensible way, bent down humiliatingly, covered his face with his front paws, and shook his tail to show his butt to Ye Mowang.
Although Ye Mo is a coquettish and rascal, he is very patient in taking care of the young ones, wiping them gently and meticulously, for fear of hurting the kittens.
Qiu Nan narrowed his eyes comfortably.He didn't know what it was like for a mother cat to lick her cubs, but in a trance he thought that the time was wrong.
When he was still alive in his previous life, he also picked up a kitten, fed it, wiped it, and cared for it carefully.
Before he died, he entrusted the cat to someone he knew to take care of, and he didn't know how it was doing now.
"Very good!" After wiping Ye Maozi's body according to the precautions written on the sticky note, Ye Mo threw away the soft tissue and washed his hands, put the kitten into the litter box with satisfaction, and said, "I don't care. Peeping at you peeing, peeing and burying before coming out."
He said he wouldn't take a peek, but the cat was only a little bigger than a sesame seed, and Ye Mo couldn't ignore it completely.He sat carelessly on the sofa opposite the cat litter box, picked up the tablet and entered the password to unlock it, planning to brush Weibo first.
Just poking into the app, more than 6 messages nearly paralyzed his tablet.There were also reminders of new comments and reposts popping up constantly, which made Ye Mo's arms tremble, almost thinking that his account had been hacked.
There are 2000 million users who follow Ye Mo. After all, he is currently the most well-known and accomplished director in country Z, and he can pick out a random movie on behalf of the film, and it is a work that has won various awards and is well-known to everyone.
It's just that his Weibo only posted things related to movie promotion, and he didn't show his sultry nature, resulting in very little interaction with fans.
Over time, Ye Mo's Weibo seems to be a zombie account that bought 2000 million zombie fans.
But just now, he casually posted a video, 2000 million zombie fans collectively scammed corpses, and started a carnival feast with the theme of sucking cats.
An Cheng: Dao Ye, is this your cat?
-: Ah, ah, the little milk cat is super cute, and its voice is thin and soft!With blue eyes and an orange tail, the cat is snow white!I also want such a little baby to make trouble, the cat-stealing squad quickly get on the bus, click me to sign up!
Kneeling and waiting for "Mountains and Rivers" to start shooting: The filming is quite ugly, and I only watched it more than 400 times.How cute is a cat lying in my hand, I will have a cat!I'm not envious at all... woo woo woo, Ye Mo, what's the name of your cat?how old are you?Where did you buy it?Compatriots have any brothers and sisters can give me one!And don't just care about cats, look at my ID!
"Nonsense, of course my son is cute."
Ye Mo likes to be lively by nature, seeing them frantically commenting and praising them on Weibo, he can't help feeling a little proud secretly.
At the same time, he was still concerned about his aloof figure, instead of wagging his tail like a husky, he pretended to be calm and whispered a few words about their unrealistic ideas.
Weibo comments exceeded 2, still increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there were more than [-] retweets.Stars who have worked with Ye Mo before, or want to work with Ye Mo, saw him posting an original Weibo, and retweeted it before reading the content, and held their thighs firmly before talking.
Then several well-known pet bloggers saw Ye Mo's video and quickly reposted it, causing many cat-lack syndrome patients to suck it up.
When Ye Mo went online to Kandu, his Weibo even had more than 40 hot searches, and the keywords were Ye Mo and cats.
Except for winning movies, he has never been in the trending searches before.
Even if he won the award and was on the hot search, the audience just said a few words of congratulations, and there was no unnecessary reaction at all.Now that he was caught off guard by the attention, he was also a little flattered as if he had become famous.
Ye Mo raised his eyes, just in time to meet Ye Maozi whose head popped out of the litter box.
"They all want to steal the cat, you should be careful when you go out, don't you get lost?" Ye Mo casually threw the tablet on the sofa, carried the kitten out, saw a small lump in the litter box, and then let it go tone.
Ye Mo took out the script under the coffee table, rubbed the kitten and said, "I'm going to the study to read the script, and I'm hungry."
What do you call it?You really value Zimao's IQ, if I wasn't smart... Qiu Nan lay on the sofa and watched him walk into the study, feeling drowsy.
Maybe because he had been sleeping for the past three days, Qiu Nan would not only not feel sleepy, but also become more and more energetic after lying down.The cat cheered up, and always felt bored just lying on its stomach.He looked around and found Ye Mo's tablet in front of him.
Qiu Nan's eyes lit up, and he crawled over with difficulty.
He pressed the unlock button with his cat's paw, and a digital password box appeared on the screen.
Qiu Nan pressed his previous power-on password reflexively, and immediately felt that something was wrong.
Ye Mo's tablet, how could it be possible to use his own birthday.
He was about to make corrections when he posted that the Weibo page that Ye Mo had opened on the screen had been unlocked successfully.
what's the situation?Is the stranger's day the same as his own?
It's not such a coincidence, the system said that he was only 25 years old, at least the year must be wrong.
Qiu Nan's little head was full of barrages of 'fuck', 'what's the situation', 'MMP', etc.He poked open the small magnifying glass, typed out Ye Mo's name with difficulty with his meat pad, and checked whether his birthday was on the same day as his.
Weibo can only be used to search other users’ Weibo, the one with the most recent retweets, likes, and comments at the top: Celebrating Ye Mo’s [-]th Anniversary
The user who sent it was An Cheng, who was a popular actor.On the fifth anniversary of Ye Mo's debut last month, he gathered the protagonists from the previous Ye Mo movies and recorded a congratulatory video together. The background is full of bubbling pink hearts, very girly.
Those roles were all played by Qiu Nan in his previous life.He clicked on the video curiously, and found that the eyes, nose and mouth of everyone on the screen were more or less similar to him, and he probably followed the actor chosen by Qiu Nan when casting the cast.
But his existence should be erased. In this world, who knows what Qiu Nan looks like?
When the video is played, there are bullet screens on the top, and the most frequented ones by netizens are 'Ye Mo's harem group', 'Ye Mo's favorite concubines', and 'Ye Da director's lucky list'.In the barrage, other netizens also joked along with the words, and marked each person's position as concubine, concubine, and queen when they appeared on the stage. It seems that it has become a fixed meme.
Harem group?With so many people, can Ye Mo handle it?
Qiu Nan angrily patted off the little cross at the top with his meat pad, wondering whether Ye Mo really had an affair with them?
Those people look so much like him, if Ye Mo sleeps them all, what a shame it would be!
Qiu Nan turned off the video and pondered for a while, but couldn't come to a conclusion.He vaguely remembered that he was going to check Ye's strange day.
It seems that nothing can be found on Weibo, so Qiu Nan cleared the search records and switched to the search engine.The cat's pads felt inconvenient, so Qiu Nan struggled for a while to find Ye Mo's information.
He was born in February, half a year behind him, and the number just pressed is definitely not his birthday.Qiu Nan saw the result, but he didn't care anymore, his eyes were attracted by the news below.
'On April 2330, 4, the director was involved in a car accident and was in a coma for two weeks in the ICU.According to the doctor, Ye Mo seems to have lost part of his memory...'
It is now 2333, and three years ago on April 4—
It's his death day.
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