Little milk meow conquers the entire entertainment circle [Rebirth]

Imperial Capital, Tongzi Hutong.

Qiu Nan was lying in an old shoebox, rolling half a circle, trying to find an angle by the sun to reveal his snow-white belly, his two paws were hanging on his chest to scratch his chin, his hind legs kicked the air, his pink and tender Pointy white teeth protruding from the corners of the mouth.

In the beautiful spring, his appearance is very peaceful.

In Qiu Nan's 250 times smaller brain, an electronic voice imitating Google was beeping endlessly.

"...I guarantee with my distinguished cat lineage that you are now the world... no, the cutest kitten in the universe. As long as you stretch out your meat pad to give an order, no creature on earth can refuse!"

The self-proclaimed 'Meow Star Showing Cuteness System' is still giving impassioned speeches, sometimes the pitch increases, and the sound of the electric current pulled out is hissing, crackling, crackling, and it's very hot... no, it's hot brains.

Qiu Nan waved his paw and punched the cat, trying to drive away the buzzing sound.

However, the meow system insisted on the last stubbornness, and tried to persuade Qiu Nan passionately, "What a supreme honor it is for the great meow clan to choose you from billions of creatures! Don't you want to make girls scream for you like in the past?" You gave birth to a monkey, boys screamed to become gay for you, did everyone go crazy because of your works and appearance?"

Three years ago, Qiu Nan was a popular superstar sought after by everyone.

When he was the most popular, everywhere he walked, there would be pink currency in circulation, folded into the shape of hearts and roses.

The meow system said excitedly: "Journey is the sea of ​​stars! As long as you want, the earth will become a piece of sheep dung under your meat pad. Are you really not moved?"

What the hell is sheep shit?Can't we use another metaphor for literature and art?

"Meow."

Qiu Nan opened his mouth lazily in protest, and cried out, the whole cat was shocked.

What's the matter with this milky, soft, sugary, and energetic call?

His domineering side leaked, where did the general attack voice with its own subwoofer go?

The meow system was dying, "Think about it again? You have been reborn as a cute kitty, don't you want everyone to suck you like poison?"

"Aww." I don't want to.

Qiu Nan gave a mournful answer, and huddled in the waste shoebox to mourn his passing Zong Gongyin.

"..." The sound card of the meow system was mastered, leaving behind a long series of high-frequency mechanical sounds like a ticking timer.

After a while, the meow system asked, "Little cat, do you want to turn back into a human?"

Change back to human?Forget it anyway.

Life is so hard, it's obviously easier to be a cat that just sits and waits to die.Qiu Nan slowly raised his eyelids, and the cat pupils, which were bluer than the sea, blinked twice, and the unfamiliar blue sky and white clouds were reflected in the depths of the pupils.

This is the parallel world three years after his death.

The human beings passing by now, the rats sneaking into the alley along the street corner, all don't know that there used to be a top superstar named Qiu Nan in the world.

It is also unclear how the superstar Qiu Nan worked so hard to climb to the top of the heyday, and how he fell step by step into the abyss of denunciation and resentment by thousands of people.

So what?It's nothing more than a lot of conversations after dinner.Qiu Nan turned over in the narrow shoebox, dripping like a puddle under the warm and comfortable sunlight.

He brought his fleshy paws closer and licked the pads and soft white fur.

The Meow system read his consciousness, and was so angry that he wanted to beat Qiu Nan back to the scarlet death scene in his last life.

According to Qiu Nan's previous life experience, he was diligent and self-motivated, relying on his own efforts to become self-reliant.It's the kind of person who has been devastated for a lifetime and wants to climb to the shore from the abyss.

Why are you so lazy and sad now?

The Lord is not willing to cooperate with the mission, I'm really sad.

300 meters to the left of Tongzi Hutong, Ye Mo kept talking and walked out of the film and television company building.The tall and strong figure spread gonadotropin wantonly, causing the young girl and the young man next to him to look back frequently, and two lines of warm nosebleeds dripped from the tip of his nose.

The TV in the opposite square is broadcasting Animal World: Spring is here, and animals are here again...

"Hey, did you see that? That guy is so handsome! He came out of a film and television company, he should be an actor, right? I want to fan him!"

"What kind of actor? Is there a village network? He is Ye Mo, an internationally renowned director, and his movies often win awards. But if you are a fan of Ye Mo, you must be careful, he... is a bit guilty."

"Is there any black material?"

"It's not the usual black! It is said that Ye Mo likes to make unspoken rules. If you want to act, you have to have a shot with him first, otherwise even the big stars will fight back."

"Fuck! It's explosive!"

"What's this? He's gay, and he only picks men to sleep with. The movies he makes basically don't have female protagonists, and the gays are gay..."

Ye Mo went to the company to talk about the casting of the fourth male lead in the new movie, and in half an hour he killed seven or eight male actors, scolded a few young meats so that they couldn't lift their heads, like a live cannon barrel, offended again indiscriminately various brokerage firms.

Assistant Chen Xu heard the news, and earnestly persuaded the great Ye Dao on the phone to stay on the front line.

"...just a male number four, you have been tossing from summer to spring!"

"Just a male number four?" Director Ye Da, who has artistic pursuits, did not back down when it comes to the work, and said righteously, "In my drama, even a toilet cleaner has a soul, let alone the male number four. So important."

"Yes, yes, yes," Chen Xu had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, "but you can't call other actors faceless after plastic surgery. Their management company compliments you politely, but then they contact the media to pour dirty water on you. Ye Director, do you know what your external reputation is like?"

Ye Mo asked casually, "Is there a new version?"

Chen Xu was annoyed at his reluctance, so he gritted his teeth and said emphatically, "Now inside and outside the circle, everyone says you are a perverted gay, a madman with unspoken rules, and you have two birds hidden in your crotch!"

"Only two? I've worked with so many actors, at least I can make up a Dragon Ball." Ye Mo sneered, not taking the rumors to heart at all.

He works behind the scenes of the movie, doesn't care much about fame, and spreads rumors casually.What's more, if they are all speculations, the masses have their own ability to distinguish, so don't treat anyone as a fool.

Before Chen Xu could speak, Ye Mo added bluntly, "And I didn't say that he had plastic surgery. I said that the knife on his face is like harvesting crops, after cutting crops after crops."

Chen Xu was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, "It's better to say plastic surgery! Director Ye Da, you are so down-to-earth, why don't you write a local literature to hit the Nobel Prize? After all, he is a popular little meat, and there are many mother fans behind him .Your criticism is criticism, you have to save some face!"

"Who cares if he's red or not. Too many times, the corners of his lips and the corners of his eyes are stiff. Crying is more festive than laughing. Smiling is scarier than crying. The tip of his nose pokes people to death. How can such a person become an actor?" Sunshine especially Dazzling, Ye Mo hid in the shadow of the Tongzi alley, and said indifferently, "Didn't they just make up the unspoken rules that I like, that if I don't sleep, I won't get a role? Now that I'm banned, I just use this to flaunt my steadfastness and greatness." , Keep yourself clean."

Chen Xu said coolly, "It's not necessarily true, it may also be because I fell asleep, and my skills are not in place."

Ye Mo thought it made sense, "That's right, if you want to hug my thigh, at least..."

"Meow!"

Ye Mohun got stuck in the middle of his conversation, and was abruptly interrupted by a certain white ball popping out of the alley.

He looked down and found a petite cat lying on the tip of his leather shoe.

Its whole body is snow-white, except for two tufts of orange hairs growing on the forehead and the tip of the tail, which symbolize the weight of the future, and its blue eyes are blue and clear.

...the Porcelain objects are kind of cute.

The little Naimiao crawled onto the shoe on all fours, put her hind legs on the toe of the shoe, stretched out her pink cat claws to grab Ye Mo's trouser legs, and made a "meow" sound of milk.

Ye Moxu squinted his eyes and observed carefully.

Qiu Nan, who was acting as a leg pendant, slowly slid down and smelled the smell of shoe polish.It raised its head and looked up with difficulty.

It's pretty good, what are you doing so tall?Qiu Nan squinted his eyes, saw Ye Mo's vaguely familiar face, but couldn't remember where he had seen it before, his cat face was perplexed.

He was still lying in the shoe box just now, how could he fly out and pounce on someone's shoe in the blink of an eye?

Moreover, his movements are nimble, his voice is clear and sticky, and he is lively and healthy like a martial arts superstar in the cat world.

Obviously his nature is extremely depressed, his personality is negative and low, why does it manifest in his body, as if he has changed his soul?

"Your body is an ordinary cat now, with all the characteristics of a cat. You can lick its hair ~ love to catch mice, grind your claws and act coquettishly to stick to the owner." After the meow system explained to him, he proudly asked for credit, "How is it? Are you happy? ? Surprised or not? Is the thorn stimulating?"

Qiu Nan gritted his teeth at the cat nature of the hell.

The system hides in the corner in fright.

"What's wrong?" Chen Xu asked on the phone.

Ye Mo looked down at the cat at his feet, followed the direction it flew out, and looked into Tongzi Alley.

There was an old shoebox by the alley, and three large characters were written on the shoebox with a black marker——

Ask for support.

Heh, selling yourself in the street is really a cat with no integrity.

"I was hugged by the thigh."

"...Fuck!" Which little fresh meat who listened to rumors and sent chrysanthemums thousands of miles away?Chen Xu rectified his emotions, and quickly told him, "First, check to see if there are any paparazzi around, so that no one can get a real shot. Send the other party's name, and I will contact his agency to deal with it."

Ye Mo didn't answer, and looked at the little Naimiao for half a minute, then took a half step back silently, walked around and left, and walked away.

The smell of shoe polish drifted away, Qiu Nan clearly felt his dislike, and fell down on the side of the road suspicious of Maosheng.

What about the cute kitten that the whole universe can't refuse?

He was despised by others!

Even in his previous life, when Qiu Nan had the worst reputation and was chased and scolded to 'get out of the entertainment circle' all day long, he had never been so disgusted in person.

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"Unscientific! I guarantee with my own life that you are really a little cat who can conquer the world!" The system called up the cat-shaped capital information, generated graphics in his brain, and explained to Qiu Nan, "Look, now you Its cuteness is 100! It is really an extremely cute kitten that no human being can refuse!"

The appearance is really cute, but it's a pity that Qiu Nan can't love him no matter how cute he is.

Qiu Nan was too lazy to break the system, flicked his tail from the ground slowly, turned and returned to the broken shoebox.

Ye Mo walked more than ten meters, stopped, and turned around.

The little milk cat who hugged his thigh just now seemed to be hit, and lay down for a while before standing up unsteadily, the orange hair on the tip of the tail trembled, drawing a phantom in the air.

It slowly walked back to the shoebox with the words "seeking care" written on it. With difficulty, it grabbed the cardboard with its front paws and fell headfirst into it. He turned his head and licked the fur on his body.

The cat was so light that it fell in without even moving the shoebox.

Ye Mo didn't know how he saw a dignified and lonely back on a cat.

It was so small that it was abandoned by its owner.Although Tongzi Hutong is located in the downtown area, it is remote and weird.If you leave it alone, the cat may starve to death and become paralyzed, and no one will notice.

Facing the cold and ruthless director Ye Da, who is a fresh meat actor, he felt a little compassion.

"Chen Xu, I plan to adopt a stray cat."

"What?" Chen Xu suspected that he was deaf.They were obviously talking about work, but the topic suddenly turned to daily life.

And, keep a cat?

"Don't you hate cat fur?" Chen Xu said.

This is indeed a big problem.Ye Mo backed away just now because of this reason.

"Actually, you can shave it." Ye Mo eagerly suggested.

"If the cat has shaved its hair, it will die from the cold in winter. Ye Mowang, may I beg you to spare this little life?"

Ye Mo was very strict in filming and paid attention to details, so he has a famous nickname: Ye Mowang.

Before Chen Xu finished speaking, Ye Mowang, who had made up his mind, had already turned back to the entrance of Tongzi Hutong.

As soon as he returned to the entrance of the alley, the little milk cat in the box jumped out even more excitedly, hugging Ye Mo's thigh tightly.

Let you be precarious, I will not let go of my claws even if I die, today you have to support me, if you don’t support me, I will hold on to you.He looks like a rascal in the street, who falls in love with a pretty girl from a good family.

In the future, Qiu Nan recalled the first encounter again, and without hesitation characterized that scene as black history.

But now, driven by his feline nature, he desperately longed for the care of the shit-shoveling officer, Qiu Nan grabbed Ye Mo's trouser legs tightly, and called out to be cute in a drawn-out tone, "Mi—oh—"

The system beeps.

[The upgrade task was successfully received.Bonus points: 2, code name: Gan Fan Ye Mo! 】

Qiu Nan showed his sharp nails, fuck you uncle!

Knowing nothing, Ye Mo bent down to pick up the kitten, and at the same time said to Chen Xu, "Hey, I was hugged again."