Good fortune and misfortune

Chapter 3 Zhenrui Xingjun, who is good at teasing

When the two of them landed safely in the first courtyard of Zhenrui's house, Feng Luan could no longer control the excitement in his heart.Looking here and there, although I know that I don't have much image now, like an old lady who went to the city, I can't take care of it anymore.Anyway, which Xingjun has a bad impression of himself, anyway, if he doesn't look at it a few more times, he will die, isn't it a loss?

Just when Fengluan was about to touch an out-of-date straw puppet hanging from a fairy tree in Zhenrui's house, Zhenrui yelled: "Don't move!" Fengluan trembled in fright, He looked at the visitor in confusion.

"Sorry, I don't know..." Feng Luan apologized subconsciously, and Zhenrui hurried forward to check: "This is a cursed doll from the West. It was made by a wizard to harm me. As long as he moves the doll, I will do what I will. Although the wizard was killed, this voodoo doll can't do anything to it, no matter how I hurt it, I will still be hurt, and all the people in the heavenly court will put it here for the time being to wait for the solution." Zhenrui Said with a face of pain.

Feng Luan was at a loss next to him, so he could only pat him on the shoulder: "I will definitely find a way to solve it, don't be too sad. I will help you too, after all, you have suffered thunder for me before, it is my You have remade your parents!" No matter how bad Zhenrui treats him, he is his savior after all.And Feng Luan probably also understands Zhenrui's childish behavior, who has been locked up as a mascot for tens of thousands of years, doesn't it have to vent a little bit of emotion, not to mention that this mascot is not easy to be, isn't there someone plotting against him?I was bullied and bullied by him, it would be good if he could vent his fire.Our Lady Fengluan thought so.

However, Zhenrui here couldn't hold back his laughter. He wanted to tease Fengluan just now when he saw that he had never seen the world. It just so happened that the one on this finger was Emperor Mu Wen who came here with his grandson a few days ago Playing, Xiao Dijun took the doll to play with Zhenruixingjun, and later Zhenruixingjun felt bored, so he hung the doll on the branch of a tree, watching Xiaodijun perform various skills but couldn't reach it, so he cried and yelled , Mr. Zhenruixing felt satisfied, so he left directly.In the end, I didn't expect that the doll was still here, so I made a fool of myself, and the fool really believed it.Are voodoo dolls so pretty?

In the next period of time, Zhenrui fully exerted the skill of reading idle books for tens of thousands of years.This is the Penglai jade branch produced in the east, which was left by a certain princess who ran over the moon; this is the poisonous fairy grass. The person who accidentally ate him must laugh at the end of every sentence. Otherwise, you will die suddenly; this is a reusable fairy peach, although it is not as good as a flat peach, it can still prolong life and strengthen your body...

But when Feng Luan started to itch all over after eating the peach, he realized that what this person seemed to be telling was not telling the truth.In the end, someone laughed loudly regardless of his image, and ate a poison-repelling bead that Chenxia had left for him, and then he stopped his desire to jump into the lake and swim with the koi.

"Mr. Zhenrui Xing, stop joking!" Feng Luan couldn't help shouting to Zhenrui.

"Okay, I'm tired of making jokes anyway." Zhenrui blew at the hair that ran to his forehead because of the faceless smile, and then showed the smile that made Xian'e's hair stand on end: "Now I'm going to bully you .”

It's been a long time since Zhenrui has bullied others like this. Usually, because those Xian'e are talkative people, he doesn't dare to play too much.This time, it's not easy to come here with a bad temper, no background, and a counterfeit who looks like a "villain" in the mouth of the immortals.You must bully him well.Since that day, I have never been as presumptuous as I am now, and I have never been more like myself than now.

Zhenrui Xianjun Xianfu's study two days later.

"I want to eat Fendan glutinous cake, Xianjun bring it for me." Zhenruixing Jun leaned on the soft couch, holding a book in one hand and resting his head in the other, looking at Xianjun Fengluan with fascinated eyes.

"Didn't you say you hated that thing the most this morning, and asked me to collect glutinous cakes from all over the house and distribute them to the neighbors?" Feng Luan retorted just after rubbing Zhenrui's legs, before his buttocks sat firmly on the chair. .

"Can't the little request of the savior be satisfied? You are really a hypocritical fairy, so forget about eating the poisonous weeds at the door and commit suicide."

"I'm going right now!" Feng Luan stomped out of the study on purpose, secretly rejoicing that he knew that this person was not so easy to dismiss, so he deliberately kept an eye out, and left a family of glutinous cakes in the room during the morning distribution.Just take it out after a while. When Feng Luan was complacent about his little wit, he suddenly heard some noise outside the courtyard. He looked up and saw a gorgeously dressed fairy with exaggerated accessories about to break in. Several guards Xianjun seemed to stop him symbolically and didn't dare to do anything to the comer.

"Xianjun Huanbin, Xingjun ordered outsiders not to disturb him for the next few days." The guard also seemed a little anxious.

"What can't you disturb? Don't you know what I have to do with Mr. Zhenruixing? It's a winkless thing." The visitor's words were also very vicious. Presumably, he must have been in a hurry, which made this fairy so disregarding etiquette.

During the conversation, the visitor had already come to Feng Luan. The visitor seemed to be very familiar with Feng Luan, and walked straight to Feng Luan: "Who am I? Jie, you are so lucky to go down to earth with you now."

"Xianjun's words are serious." At this time, Feng Luan still admits cowardice as always. The best way to deal with such domineering people is to face this kind of domineering person with a lower attitude, otherwise more troubles will definitely be involved, let alone others. You are right.

"Hmph! Your posture is exactly the same as that disaster star. Go away and don't bother me." Huan Bin frowned, as if he hated Lord Bai Wenxing very much, and even Xianjun Fengluan.But the difference between the two is that the boredom for that person cannot be shown.In fact, it's not just Huanbin Xianjun, it seems that the gods, big and small, hate Bai Wen Xingjun. What did this Xingjun do wrong to make such a fairy hate him so much? If he is just a disaster from the sky, but I haven't heard of him doing any great things that will destroy the world.Since going to Tiangong, Feng Luan has become more and more curious about this Bai Wenxing Lord.

"Yes, Xiaoxian will leave." Feng Luan breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to go to his residence. It seemed that this person wanted to discuss matters with Zhenrui, and he finally had time to relax.I don't know where this spirit of Zhenrui comes from, he calls Fengluan nonstop all day long, and there is no chance for Fengluan to calm down and have a cup of tea.Not only that, but also brought all kinds of birds from outside. Although I am a bug, I am a god anyway. I am not afraid of seeing birds, but I am afraid of those stinky birds?But in order to satisfy the other party's bad taste, he had to pretend to be very scared.After all, if you show that you are really not afraid, you really don't know what the other party will come up with.

"Who is making noise outside?" Before Feng Luan stepped out of the courtyard, he heard the voice that made him love and hate.

"Zhenrui is me. I haven't seen you for several days. I miss you a little. I made some medicine and I want you to try it." Huan Bin shyly covered half of his face, and said coyly, and just now The person who lost his temper and cursed was hardly alone.

"Who are you here?" Zhenrui squinted and rubbed his head as if he really didn't recognize the person who came.

"Xing Jun is joking again, I am Huan Bin." Huan Bin's face seemed to be very calm, but Feng Luan felt embarrassed for him.

"Everyone in Tiangong knows that I'm face-blind, so why bother me to do my signature moves?" Zhenrui said politely, cupping his hands.

"????" Feng Luan looked confused, what is this guy doing.

Huan Bin's complexion finally changed, he looked around and drove away the guards who stopped him just now, and then put on a pose that Feng Luan will never forget these days.Pinching the orchid finger with one hand, and poking it into his nostril with the other, the old man with white eyes and lolling tongue.One second, two seconds, Huan Bin returned to normal, and looked at Zhenrui expectantly, "Did Xingjun remember?"

After a long while, Zhenrui made an expression of sudden realization, "It turned out to be Immortal Huanbin! If you are far away, come and sit in the room. Immortal Fengluan will not bother you this time. You are a guest, so don't take your lifesaver again." Just continue to do this kind of servant thing for a reason." Zhenrui smiled all over his face and gestured softly and politely.Feng Luan cursed secretly in his heart, which clearly hinted that he would do it quickly.Not to mention, the face blindness just now must have been pretended by him, this is not a lucky star, this is simply the king of pranks.

But cursing in his heart, his hands and legs were still nimble, so he ran to the kitchen and started to do it himself.Why do it yourself?Zhenrui is a stickler for words, so if he asks himself to prepare, of course he has to do it himself, otherwise he will be tortured again when he leaves.After preparing refreshments, I went to the room to get the Fen Dan Nuo Cake.

Send it to the room and was about to leave when Zhenrui stopped him. "Look why you are so out of touch, come and sit down. Let me introduce you to this Immortal Huanbin, who is a medical immortal with wonderful hands and rejuvenation. This is Immortal Fengluan, the immortal who will go down to earth with me this time Jun."

Looking at Zhen Rui's warm smile and Huan Bin's shy smile, Feng Luan really wanted to leave this place as soon as possible.

"It turned out to be Immortal Fengluan, I'm sorry, come and taste the medicine I made by myself." Fengluan watched the visitor walk in front of him holding the medicine, still wondering how such a person can be a doctor What about fairy?This medicine is not poisonous in the spot, this kind of worry about whether I can take it, the other party has already solved this problem.

"Oh, Xianjun, it's fine if you don't eat it, why did you ruin him." When the pastry passed Feng Luan's hand, it was unknown whether Feng Luan didn't notice it or Huan Bin did it on purpose, and the pastry fell to the ground.

"I'm sorry, it's Xiaoxian's fault, I've let down the good intentions of Xianjun." Feng Luan scratched his head, at a loss.

"It's not too much trouble for Immortal Fengluan to do it. Just let the servants do it. Don't move, don't move." Zhenruixing, who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, looked at the motionless Fengluan Xianjun said.

Feng Luan gave him a blank look in his heart, but he still declined and said, "Let me do these small things within my power." Then he walked outside. Originally, this kind of matter could be resolved by a decision, but Feng Luan is true Wanting to leave this room quickly, I pretended to go out to find a broom.

After looking for it for a long time, as expected, there was nothing there, so I went back the same way. When I came back, I found that the room was clean, and only Zhen Rui was left lying there lazily.

"Huanbin Xianjun is gone?"

"You're blind, didn't you go away and turned into a flea to hide?" Zhen Rui lay there lazily, Feng Luan gave another blank look in his heart.

"Who cleaned up the ground?"

"It's just that little thing, pinch it and it will disappear? Why did you go out and miss a good show." Zhenrui said impatiently.

"What good show?" I don't find it funny at all about your good play.

"It's nothing." Zhenrui stuffed his head into the book, and didn't know what he was doing just now. He even threw his pastry on the ground, and deliberately cast a spell to make Huan Bin unable to drink tea, and let Huanbin pretend not to know how to clean. Bin cleans the room.It may be that he is too possessive, and the counterfeit who looks like Bai Min can only bully himself.

"Today Si Ming Xingjun wrote some real things about Li Yi, so let me tell you briefly." Zhenrui finally started to do it, showing a rare seriousness.Feng Luan was a little horrified that this person was going to make up stories to deceive people again.

"Just a few days after I took you back to the human world, some changes have taken place in the human world." Zhenrui seemed to be about to speak seriously, and Feng Luan heaved a sigh of relief. In fact, he also knew more or less about the Li family.The country is located in the southwest of the Li family of Runguo, and the four kings have been making big and small moves for decades. They have swallowed several small countries in the south, and there is a tendency to develop towards the southwest border.It is said that the Run Kingdom wants to annex the entire Southwest, and Li's ambitions are not small. I'm afraid that Li Yi is also an ambitious strategist.

"Mr. Li swallowed the entire Central Plains." Zhenrui said calmly.

"What? Si Ming Xingjun...I can't be joking." Feng Luan, who was taken aback, was glared at by Zhenrui, and shut up obediently.

"The current monarch of Runguo has four emperor knots and one Tianshun knot in his destiny. He is a person who is destined to be an emperor through the ages. It just so happens that his ancestors also paved the way for him. He just moved his wrist from it. He became the first emperor to unify China in the past thousands of years."

"He doesn't like women, he is very suspicious. Although the harem is big, there are only four women he has ever lived in. These four women are the daughters of his confidantes. In fact, there were five of them. One of them was too jealous. He even killed that woman's family. These four women gave birth to five sons and a princess. Li Yizhen was the youngest son of a concubine, the fourth eldest, and he had an elder brother. It's a Buddhist scripture, soft and sick, and it's a father who doesn't love his mother. But just a few days ago, the emperor actually made him a prince. The book of Siming Xingjun is also something from a higher level. It can be seen and changed, but he can’t change the general meaning. I can’t read the part about the new emperor’s enthronement, and I can’t even think about it. In short, the task of Mingshenji this time is not easy. I don’t know what medicine is sold in the old emperor’s gourd. , and the four brothers who competed with him for the throne are by no means good enemies..."

After Zhenrui briefly analyzed the situation, a chill filled Feng Luan's whole body. He thought it would be difficult to assist the new emperor, but the old emperor turned out to be an uncertain old fritters. This competition for the throne The opponents also have their own unique skills.If it was Feng Luan's own business, he would have quit long ago, but he still got involved with his savior, the lucky star between heaven and earth.Others can't help, if I'm still lazy and waiting for orders, I'm afraid I won't have a good way to die when I come back.

Seemingly seeing Fengluan's nervousness, Zhenrui hurriedly said: "If you hold me back, just wait until life is worse than death."

Feng Luan glanced at Zhenrui sadly, he now understood what Chen Xia was talking about when she was in the world.

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