A salted fish secretly loves me

Under the urging of the cleaning aunt to go upstairs again, Yu Xian and Ji Wu, who finally finished their work, dragged the egg waffles and waved goodbye to the wooden floor in the corner with tears.The nights in early summer are always very cool. As soon as the egg waffles are on sale, they immediately forget their treasure-digging plans, and stick out their tongues around Yu Xian's feet, acting coquettish and cute.Ji Wu stepped forward to open the door of the rear seat, then turned his head and patted Egg Waffle's buttocks, Egg Waffle leaped knowingly, and climbed on the rear seat without any image.

Not long after Ji Wu returned to China, he usually only followed the two-point-one-line route to work. He didn’t know many places. Fortunately, Xiao Yang Le led Ji Wu to a few restaurants and bars when he came back from the army.Ji Wu followed his memory and took Yu Xian to a Northeast restaurant with open-air tables where egg waffles are convenient.

"I just came back not long ago. I'm usually busy with work, so I don't know many delicious places. I came back from the army before I was a child, and brought me here. Are you used to Northeast cuisine?" Ji Wu looked at Yu Xian with a southern look Looking at his appearance, he was a little worried that he could not accept the heavy taste of Northeast cuisine.

"I like it. I'm from the north. It's very close to where I live." The Dongbei restaurant is very close to the old street where the two met for the first time. After passing this intersection, turn right and go straight to the old community where Yu Xian rented. .After speaking, Yu Xian raised his hand to show Ji Wu the route.

"Oh, do you live in an old street?" Ji Wu was a little surprised, he knew that Yu Xian lived nearby, but he didn't expect to be so close to the old street.Before Ji Wu's grandfather passed away, he opened a sugar lotus root porridge shop in the old street to make a living.

"...Not far away." Yu Xian didn't expect Ji Wu's reaction to Lao Jie to be so strong, and it reminded him of the time when he was dominated by shit.

The two of them chatted one after another, and the egg waffles tied to the tree next to the table by the leash also made a "whoop" sound from time to time to join the conversation.The night breeze in early summer was blowing, and the guests at other tables were chatting hotly in twos and threes. Yu Xian watched Ji Wu unpack the sterilized packaged dishes and chopsticks for the two of them and scald them with hot water.It seems that all those things that happened in the sales department were dumped into the trash can under the table along with the hot water Ji Wu used to scald the bowls and chopsticks.

"Mr. Ji, are these egg waffles edible?" When the dishes came to the table, Yu Xian asked a little bit unbearably when he saw the slanderous appearance of the egg waffles.

"The dog's stomach is not good. There are too many condiments in this way, so it can't be eaten. But it can be amusing!" Ji Wu laughed a little bit after talking.

"tease?"

Yu Xian was a little confused, but Ji Wu stopped talking, and picked up the fried golden pot of meat in front of him.Yu Xian watched him turn sideways, chose a position where he could see the egg waffles and be seen by the egg waffles, and began to eat.

"Look at the egg waffle."

From meeting Ji Wu to now, Yu Xian never thought that Ji Wu would have such a wave of insane manipulation.For this, Yu Xian felt that he must be too young and made the mistake of only looking at people's faces.Yu Xian turned his head following Ji Wu's words, staring carefully at the egg waffle sitting obediently under a tree about one meter away.At this moment, the egg waffle kid is sitting upright on the ground like a kindergarten kid, with an air of "I'm very obedient and obedient" exuding from his whole body, sticking out his tongue, staring at Ji Wu with his starry eyes. .....meat on chopsticks.After a while, Yu Xian felt that something was wrong, some kind of unidentified liquid began to appear in the right corner of the egg waffle, and as Ji Wu ate more and more happily, the unidentified liquid in the corner of the egg waffle's mouth became longer and longer.For the first time, Yu Xian realized that "so greedy to drool" can really be a verb.

Just when the father-son relationship between Ji Wu and Egg Waffle was about to come to an end, Ji's parents, out of politeness, put some white rice in the transparent plastic lunch box they had asked for from the proprietress, and took out the dog food mixed in the bag from their pockets. Alright, bypass the saliva-wet ground and place it in front of the egg waffle.Egg waffles, who don't remember to eat but don't remember to beat, reconciled with Ji Wu on the spot.

"You tease it like this? It hasn't run away from home, so it must be true love for you." Yu Xian said about Ji Wu, completely forgetting that he ruthlessly laughed at the egg waffle.

"It tortured me every day and wouldn't let me sleep. I didn't kick it out of the house. This is true love."

"Brother Qiao said that you are often woken up by egg waffles at five o'clock in the morning. Are you sure it's not revenge on you? I wasn't woken up so early this morning. Haha..."

"..."

After the two finished a "bribery" dinner while eating and chatting without involving the past or the future, Ji Wu went to the old street with his spare time holding egg waffles.Along the way, Ji Wu and Yu Xian talked about what the old street looked like in the past, about the interesting things that happened with Yang Le in the porridge shop of his grandfather in the old street when he was young, and about the sweet taste of his grandfather's candied lotus root porridge.

In the quiet old street, there are only a few shops with dim orange lights preparing the ingredients for the next day's business. The egg waffles released by the leash walk around the camphor tree roots along the road.Yu Xian and Ji Wu walked side by side, talking about which ones are cheap and delicious, which ones have unrealistic prices, which ones have a nice boss, and which ones are unhygienic.Many, many years later, the white-haired Yu Xian was lying on the deck chair in the small courtyard of his hometown, thinking about this night again, he could vaguely smell the scent of camphor flowers mixed with the smell of disinfectant on Ji Wu's body. Engraved in your soul from the moment.

At night, I had a dream in my spare time. I dreamed that I became a six or seven-year-old child and another six or seven-year-old Ji Wu, playing marbles under the camphor tree in front of the porridge shop in the old street.An old man with gray hair but in good spirits came out of the shop with two bowls of hot sugar lotus root porridge, and invited them to sit on the small bamboo chairs at the door to eat.The little Ji Wu overturned his own sugar lotus root porridge, and the dark red porridge exuding a sweet and greasy aroma was all spilled on the old wooden table, and egg waffles running from a distance crawled on the table, wagging their tails happily licking.I and Xiao Jiwu dug the sugar lotus root porridge in the same bowl with a small spoon head to head.

Since meeting Ji Wu that day, Yu Xian has not seen Ji Wu for almost three months.Ji Wu successively asked Yu Xian to go to Qiao Xiao to pick up the egg waffles to spend the night at his house, and then sent them back to Qiao Xiao the next day, but most of them were sent by Yu Xian in the morning, and Ji Wu could only pick them up at noon.

During this period of time, all the houses in the sales department have been sold out, and after a few days to finish the house delivery, the idle work can be over.The current period of time is the most leisure time for the sales department, and they can get off work early every day.Ever since Ji Wu asked Yu Xian to take care of the egg waffles last time, after Yu Xian leaked his words in front of Mo Yashen, for more than half a month, Mo Yashen wandered around Yu Xian regardless of the morning and evening, and asked Yu Xian to take her to see her little girl. Ji Ji's dog.I also dug up the photos of the egg waffles I posted earlier from Yuxian's circle of friends and saved them as the screensaver of my mobile phone. The euphemistic name is: See Gou Siji.

It was not yet seven o'clock, and Yu Xian rode a small electric donkey and carried the over-excited Mo Yashen to Qiao Xiao's pet hospital.Mo Yashen, who owns the advanced plug-in of Yu Xian, knows all the preferences of egg waffles, but in less than ten minutes, Egg waffles have completely accepted this Mo Yashen who recommended himself as a stepmother.Qiao Xiao went downstairs after the neutering of a cat last night and saw Egg Waffle having a great time with a strange little girl.

"Hi, I'm Qiao Xiao, the boss here. Who are you?"

"I'm a friend of Egg Waffle's father, Ji Wu. I came here with Xiao Yu'er? Yu Xian, do you know?" Mo Yashen sat on the ground holding Egg Waffle's neck and looked up at Qiao Xiao.

"...I know him, what about others?" Qiao Xiao looked around but couldn't find Yu Xian.

"Squatting in the pit."

"..." Qiao Xiao was terrified by Mo Yashen's primitive description.Seeing some silence, Yu Xian came back after squatting in the pit.

"Brother Qiao, are you done with the surgery?"

"......Yeah, have you squatted well? Are you comfortable?" Qiao Xiao smiled a little.

"He's more than happy, he's flying down three thousand feet." Mo Yashen interjected at the right time.

"What are you talking about?" Ji Wu, who was supposed to be on the night shift tonight, received a call from his colleague, saying that there was something urgent to change shifts with him tomorrow.Ji Wu agreed without even thinking about it. In the past few months, I was preparing my doctoral dissertation with Mr. Cai, and I was always troublesome to take care of the egg waffles. Today, I just took advantage of my spare time to go out with the egg waffles.Seeing the time, Yu Xian had just left work, so he turned around and went back to Qiao Xiao's place.

"Brother Ji, let's talk about the eighteen ways of squatting. Haha..." Since Mo Ya called Ji Wu "Brother Ji" on WeChat two months ago and was ignored by the person concerned, The more you scream, the more you get used to it.

"......" Faced with such a topic, Yu Keng Xian, who had just finished squatting and was still called "Mr. Ji", felt a little reluctant to speak.

"Woof..." Egg Waffle seemed to be infected by Mo Yashen, sniffed it by Yu Xian's side, and let out a cheerful cry.Qiao Xiao and Mo Mo were overjoyed at this moment, leaving Yu Xian with a face full of despair and Ji Wu with a bewildered face looking at each other.

Mo Yashen and Qiao Xiao were both acquainted with each other, and they became a team in no time.While waiting for Qiao Xiao to get off work, the four agreed to eat hot pot first in the evening, and then go back to the pet hospital to pick up egg waffles.

The hot pot restaurant was recommended by Mo Yashen, and her original words were "this is the best hot pot she has ever eaten in her life".Because Ji Wu was not familiar with the place, the four of them decided to let Qiao Xiao drive the car. Before departure, Mo Yashen pulled Yu Xian aside and muttered for a long time, and finally pushed Yu Xian to the co-pilot.

"Brother Ji, the house will be handed over in a few days. Do you know any decoration company in China?"

"So fast? I've been busy and forgot about it during this time. I'll send him back in a few days, and then I'll entrust everything to him, so I can be a hands-off shopkeeper."

"Leave the egg waffles to me, arrange the decoration of the house to Fa Xiao, will Xiaoyu help you find my wife after a while? Ah Wu, you have such a chic life." Qiao Xiao teased after listening to Ji Wu's words.

"Then trouble Xiaoyu to worry more." Ji Wu raised his hand and walked around the back of the co-pilot, lightly frightening Yu Xian's shoulder and teasingly.

"...." What can I say, I am also at a loss.

Now Mo Ya couldn't bear it anymore, he sat in the back seat and gave Yu Xian a wink, but Yu Xian didn't turn his head back once.

"Xiao Yu'er himself is a mother-fetal single dog. Brother Ji's wife asked him to find him, and he is afraid that he will die alone with Xiao Yu'er. You don't know, when Xiao Yu'er came to our sales department before, he was a good-looking person. He is gentle and gentle, but how many little girls like it! He turned out to be blind, and we have already seen that Xiao Yuer is a lonely person." Mo Mo was a little annoyed at Yu Xian's EQ. The sister once asked her to pull the cord for herself and Yu Xian.In the end, Mo Yashenzui said it all, and Yu Xian still couldn't understand what the little girl meant.

"Hey, that's right, hurry up and talk to brother." Qiao Xiao is a gossip, but luckily that little girl left after buying the house, and she will never see Yu Xian again.Mo Yashen started, in gossip mode, and discussed this matter with Qiao Xiao all the way.

When they first entered the hot pot restaurant, Qiao Xiao and Ji Wu went to the bathroom first, and asked Mo Mo and Yu Xian to find a seat first.Mo Mo chose the innermost double-row booth, and when Ji Wu and the others were gone, Mo Mo asked Yu Xian to take one side with her, and when Ji Wu and the others came out, Yu Xian asked Qiao Xiao to sit, so that Ji Wu It's yours.As a result, Mo Mo counted thousands of times, and neglected the variable Qiao Xiao.When Qiao Xiao and Ji Wu came over, Yu Xian just motioned for Qiao Xiao to sit with him, and Qiao Xiao spoke.

"I have a meal with a beautiful woman, and I still sit with you, an old man? Awu, your egg waffle's little nanny hates eating with you." After finishing speaking, he slumped to Mo Mo's side.

"He is afraid that you will be fat, so he will crowd the beauties." Ji Wu handed the menu to Mo Mo, picked up the kettle and scalded the four people's dishes with hot water, and then sat down beside Yu Xian.

For the perfect failure of the "Mo-style seating plan", Mo Mo didn't get better until the waiter brought the hot hot pot up.Yu Xian is worried that Ji Wu will really misunderstand himself and keep wandering in the sky.

Qiao Xiao forcibly joined Mo Mo's selection of dishes, the two looked at the menu, asked Ji Wu and Yu Xian about their taboos and preferences, and finally handed the menu to the waiter next to him with satisfaction.The serving speed of the hot pot restaurant is very fast, waiting for the soup in the pot to boil.Mo Mo and Qiao Xiao took advantage of the dipping sauce to change places, and sat outside for the convenience of cooking. They were extremely busy.

"Mr. Ji, have you been busy recently?" Yu Xian took advantage of Mo Mo's homemade duck blood at the Amway Hot Pot Restaurant where he and Qiao Xiao were getting close, and was finally able to say a word to Ji Wu.

"It's very busy. The teacher who took me to the hospital has a lot of operations recently, and my graduation thesis in country A has to be handed in." The heat from the hot pot made a white mist appear on Ji Wu's glasses. After taking off the glasses, he looked sideways at Yu Xian and said.

Ji Wu's eyes are completely inherited from his mother, a pair of big and bright peach blossom eyes, a small red mole at the end of the right eye and long eyelashes, smiling and leisurely in the mist of the hot pot Looking at each other, full of style.

"..." Yu Xian looked at Ji Wu like this, which was very different from usual, if he was usually a gentle gentleman, then Ji Wu who took off his glasses was a bit coquettish and affectionate.

"What are you two doing? Cross-eyed? Hurry up, this duck blood is so delicious." Qiao Xiao said to the two of them, pursing his flaming red lips.

"That's right, I don't know who recommended it. The duck blood here is exclusively supplied, and there are secret ingredients." Mo Mo rummaged through the red oil pan with a colander.

"Try it. It's delicious. We'll come back next time. If you don't bring these two, it's too easy to grab." Under the siege of the food grabbing duo, Ji Wu finally managed to catch a piece of duck blood that slipped through the net, and quickly grabbed it for a while. After setting down the chopsticks, he whispered in his ear again.

"...Okay..." Ji Wu's sudden approach made Yu Xian's face a little hot.Moving the chopsticks, he sent the duck blood into his mouth, and the hot and spicy duck blood made Yu Xian's face redden quickly.

"Pfft... Xiao Yu'er, what's the matter with you? You're cute after eating hot pot?" Mo Yashen raised his head in the midst of his busy schedule and saw Yu Xian's blushing face, his eyes were wet staring at the hot pot in front of him.

"Little fish, you eat hot pot and eat it so lively and fragrant, it seems that you are trying to be careful in order to grab food." Qiao Xiao also looked up at Yu Xian after hearing Mo Mo's words, let alone, Yu Xian, who was sitting next to Ji Wu with a blushing face, looked like a little daughter-in-law who was aggrieved for not eating meat.Then he put the meat in his own bowl into Yuxian's bowl. "Here, here. The meat is yours, don't cry, brother didn't eat a few pieces of your meat. Haha..."

"..." Yu Xian was a little dazed by the hotness, he couldn't react to Qiao Xiao's teasing for a long time, and looked anxiously at the extra meat in his bowl.

"Don't tease him, he's here because of the heat." Ji Wu took the kettle to add some water to Yu Xian's cup, and then put the red-oiled vegetables in his bowl into his own bowl. "If you can't take spicy food, don't eat it. The clear soup tastes good too. How about I order some dumplings for you?"

"...Delicious, refreshing." When Yu Xian spoke, his expression was a little dull, and he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips a few times.The two people on the opposite side "giggled" and laughed.

"It's delicious, you just lower your head and eat it quickly, I'll pick it up for you. If you stay any longer, they will light up the meat." Ji Wu didn't want Yu Xian to be seen like this, so he stretched out his hand and pushed Yu Xian's head twice. Down.

"Hey~ I found that Xiaoyu is really similar to your egg waffles. Did you cheat them from a village?"

"Envy, I envy you and tell you if you eat less."

After a hot pot meal, Qiao Xiao was still driving, but Ji Wu pulled Yu Xian into the back seat.Qiao Xiao sent Mo Mo home, and the three of them went to the pet hospital to pick up egg waffles for left-behind children.Qiao Xiao said that he would stay in the hospital on night shift at night, and just ask Ji Wu to send Yu Xian back.Ji Wu saw that Yu Xian ate a lot of spicy food at night, so he directly put the egg waffles and the car at Qiao Xiao's place, and walked back with Yu Xian.

"Leave the egg waffle again." Yu Xian walked two steps and looked back at the closed shop door Qiao Xiao, and said to Ji Wu.

"It seems that you guys really belong together."

Yu Xian looked at Ji Wu, Ji Wu didn't put on his glasses after he came out of the hotpot restaurant, and by the light of the street lamp, Yu Xian could clearly see the little red mole on the corner of Ji Wu's right eye, just below the end of the eye, with a slight The bumps are small but bright red.

"You have a small red mole in the corner of your eye." Yu Xian said and pointed to the corner of his eye.

"This? I didn't have it before. Didn't it cause acne during puberty? When the acne disappeared, I found this little red spot. I always thought it was a variant of acne. It hasn't disappeared after several years. My mother is a little worried. , and took me to see a doctor. He said it was almost similar to fat particles."

"It's beautiful...and the eyes are beautiful."

"It's because he looks good, he wears glasses." When Ji Wu said this, his tone was very serious, and he was too embarrassed to roll his eyes blatantly.

"It's really easy to be beaten to death like this."

"Oh...don't be afraid, I'll close the door and put egg waffles in."

The two chatted while walking, when they passed by a pharmacy, Ji Wu asked Yu Xian to wait and went in.When he came out, he handed him a box of stomach medicine and a box of antidiarrheal medicine.

"You can't eat spicy food, and you still eat so much. You may have a stomachache or diarrhea at night. You take this back. I thought no pharmacy was open, so I planned to lend you the medicine for egg waffles."

"...I'm not a dog." Yu Xian raised the corner of his mouth and looked up at Ji Wu, took the medicine box with both hands, and kept gently clasping the medicine box with his index fingers.

"I think you are." Ji Wu rubbed Yu Xian's head with both hands, and the good boy immediately turned into a chicken nest head, and only then did Ji Wu lift his legs and walk forward contentedly.

Ji Wu sent Yu Xian downstairs in the community and went back. When he was lying on the bed after taking a shower, he turned on his phone and saw the message Ji Wu sent to himself, telling himself that he and Egg Waffle had arrived home.There is also a photo of egg waffles lying on the sofa.Yu Xian silently downloaded the photos and stored them in an album, an album full of egg waffle photos.I leisurely flipped through them one by one, then returned to the homepage of the album, and renamed the folder full of egg waffle photos: See Gou Siji.