Annoying Zhao Gongzi

I sat in the living room of Jin Xian'er's house, uneasy.

Jin Xian'er lay face down on his sofa, motionless, for three hours.

It has been exactly three hours since I arrived at his house. I don't know how many hours he was lying on the ground before.

All I know is where the keys to his house are hidden.

The songs he made up in the past include not only his phone number, but also where his keys are hidden.

If it wasn't for his steady breathing, I might have called the doctor.

Probably because of the fruit peels all over the floor in his living room, it shows that he is alive.

Jin Xian'er does not drink or smoke, he wants to protect his voice, he doesn't like chocolate, he wants to keep in shape.So when he is unhappy, he will eat raw fruits and vegetables.

He wrote it in the song.

In fact, I was called by Hamm.

Hamm probably ran out through the small door that was specially opened for it, found my apartment, dug the door for a long time, and came by biting my trouser legs.

Hamm is such a loyal dog, except I don't know why the last time I lay on the floor of the apartment for a quarter of an hour he didn't pay me any attention.

It makes sense for me to give it to Mr. Zhao and then to Jin Xian'er. It doesn't love me, and I don't force it. Sooner or later, a cat will love me for it.

I called Jin Xian'er again, but Jin Xian'er still didn't speak.

Then I can only call Mr. Zhao, after all, they have a universe that I can't understand.

Mr. Zhao took a long time to answer the phone and asked who it was.

I said it was me.

Mr. Zhao asked who I was.

I said I was Qiu Yixin.

Mr. Zhao: "What's the matter?"

I said, "Jin Xian'er—"

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "Your mother calls me once a year just to ask Jin Xian'er?! You and he have already gone to the train station and are about to run away, tell me? It will make me mad! Damn it! "

First, I didn't call him once a year. I just reminded him gently not to call during his working hours or mine to discuss what to have for dinner. Why should he hold grudges till now?

Second, he can really think, if I elope with Jin Xian'er, why would I still tell him, for fear that I won't be caught back.

Mr. Zhao asked: "What's the matter?"

I said, "Jin Xian'er—"

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "I can fix faucets! Let me come back to fix it! You are not allowed to make excuses for him to come to my house! That is my house! He is not allowed to go!"

I said: "First, you don't know how to repair. Second, you can't skip work today. After a while, the master will go to the company to check the accounts. Third, the faucet in the house is not broken."

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "Then you fucking talk about business!"

Then I've been talking about business!

I changed the opening line: "Ham—"

Mr. Zhao asked coldly: "What's wrong with Ham?"

I said: "Ham came to look for me this morning, so I followed him to Jin Xian'er's house—Zhao Long, please shut up and listen to me. Jin Xian'er was lying on the sofa and refused to get up or speak. I I don't know what's going on, you and him are friends, you must know."

Mr. Zhao was silent for a long time, and said: "I am not friends with him. Leave him alone."

I said earnestly and earnestly: "It is not easy for you to make friends, cherish them."

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "I don't need a friend! I don't need him as my friend! Get the hell out of here immediately! Otherwise, I'll beat you to death!"

I hung up the phone, because I saw Jin Xian'er move, so Mr. Zhao is useless.

I hurriedly asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Jin Xian'er looked at me hard, smiled wryly, and said, "I really don't want to see you at this time. I'm fine, just a little tired."

I said: "Mr. Zhao and I are friends with you. If you have any difficulties, you can tell us. Mr. Zhao is really close to you."

Jin Xian'er smiled: "I'm afraid you can't help me with my difficulties, but I'm very happy when you say that. If you don't mention Mr. Zhao, but just you and me, I'll be even happier."

In that way, Mr. Zhao will be unhappy when he finds out.Mr. Zhao is not happy, and Mr. Zhao is not happy.If Fourth Master Zhao is not happy, it will be very difficult for me to be happy, and it will be very difficult for me to be happy.

In any case, since Jin Xian'er didn't want to talk, I didn't ask any more. I was about to leave when I heard someone knocking on the door.

Jin Xian'er looked at me: "Go and stay in the bedroom for a while."

I went to the bedroom and saw that the door of the cloakroom was open, and I couldn't help but gasp.

Jin Xian'er shares my interests in many places, and it would be great if his cloakroom could be mine.

I can exchange Mr. Zhao for this cloakroom, but Jin Xian'er probably won't be willing.

I was thinking about how to further donate the clothes bought by Mr. Zhao to the needy, when I heard the sound of things falling to the ground in the living room.

I looked through the crack of the door and saw a man kneeling on the ground, kneeling in front of Jin Xian'er.Behind the man were two people who were extremely familiar, as if they were the disciples and grandchildren of Uncle Dali, members of the Long family.

Mr. Zhao saw me when he got off work, and I picked him up specially, and brought him a pastry he likes to eat.

He asked very vigilantly: "Damn, what did you do again?"

Mr. Zhao is too suspicious, and he always doubts me.

I said: "Jin Xian'er is temporarily homeless, I will let him live in our house first—"

Mr. Zhao scolded me: "Did you ask me?!"

I asked him, "Can you?"

He yelled at me: "Your mother can! No!"

So I didn't ask him.

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Let him go."

I explained: "Although he refused to say what happened, in short, his house is now occupied by others, and it may not be safe to be alone outside."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Give him money to stay in a hotel."

I have no money, and Mr. Zhao has no money now.

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "It's none of my business. He must be rich."

However, money does not matter, what matters is safety.

I said, "For Ham's sake."

Mr. Zhao said coldly: "Just let him return my dog ​​to me."

I said: "Impossible, I have already asked him to pass, and he said he would take Hamm to live on the streets, so I asked him to live in our apartment temporarily."

Mr. Zhao: "..."

I said heavily, "He's threatening us."

Mr. Zhao: "..."

I said heavily, "He threatened us with Hamm."

Mr. Zhao yelled at me: "Do you think he is like you?!"

Of course Jin Xian'er is different from me, I will threaten Mr. Zhao with Ham, but Jin Xian'er will not, Jin Xian'er will only stare at Ham with his melancholy eyes, so melancholy that I feel that if I don't invite him Temporary residence at home is not an individual.

Soldiers who don't fight without fighting.

That's what it means.

I am a person who pays attention to democracy, so I specifically consulted Mr. Zhao, but he rejected me.

It doesn't matter, I'm just asking, whether he refuses or not doesn't affect my invitation to Jin Xian'er.

Normally, I would not do this easily, but Jin Xian'er is a rare friend of Mr. Zhao.Apart from Jin Xian'er, Mr. Zhao really had a hard time finding a friend who could tolerate him and was not as annoying as him.What's more, Jin Xian'er has always helped us with many things, such as the book that was re-signed by the poet.

I casually mentioned this matter, Mr. Zhao was finally willing to leave from the door and let Jin Xian'er and Hamm in.

Jin Xian'er smiled and said, "Excuse me."

Mr. Zhao snorted coldly, sat on the sofa, and shook out the newspaper.

Jin Xian'er said again: "Actually, it's just a two-day stay. After the matter is settled, I'll leave."

I was afraid that he would be restrained, so I quickly changed the subject: "What is it? I seem to have seen those people that day, like—like—"

I glanced at Mr. Zhao.

If Jin Xian'er offended someone from the Longmen and asked Mr. Zhao for help, it would definitely get twice the result with half the effort.What's more, I don't think that Jin Xian'er can do great things, it must be someone in the Longmen who makes a fuss out of a molehill, or creates something out of nothing, or bullies Jin Xian'er so that he can't become angry from shame.Although Jin Xian'er is exquisite in all aspects, it's not like she hasn't encountered such a thing in the past.

Jin Xian'er waved her hand and shook her head: "It's my own business, Mr. Qiu doesn't have to worry about me. I'm rather guilty of troubling you to worry about me."

I greeted him for a while, and then invited him to read my new book in the study.He was still a little absent-minded and restless.

It's inconvenient for me to ask, but I'm really worried for him.

Not long after worrying, I knew the tip of the iceberg, or the tip of the pistol.

I just went out to buy two extra groceries, and when I came home, I saw Huo Xiaoshuai standing in my living room, slamming the gun on my newly replaced coffee table, threatening Jin Xian'er: "What on earth do you want! "

I don't know what Jin Xian'er is thinking, I want to ask him to let go of my new coffee table, I just changed it after saving overtime pay for three months.

After these days, Mr. Zhao must have learned how to cherish. He was sitting on the sofa and reading the newspaper, but now he patted the coffee table and said, "Stay away from my coffee table!"

Huo Xiaoshuai ignored him, pretended not to hear, and still stared at Jin Xian'er.

Jin Xian'er glanced at me, showing embarrassment, and finally said: "Huo Xiaoshuai, I'll go talk with you outside, don't disturb Mr. Zhao and Mr. Qiu."

"If you're afraid of disturbing them, don't come to his house from the beginning." Huo Xiaoshuai grabbed the gun on the coffee table and stuffed it into Jin Xian'er's hand, "Today, you can either follow me or kill me!"

That's why I said that Jin Xian'er is Mr. Zhao's rare friend who is not annoying.Mr. Zhao's friends always like to let people choose something, or kill them.

The former is always something that people are unwilling to choose, and the latter is always something that people dare not choose.If they replace the latter with "Either step on me", they will definitely be able to form a disabled person's federation.

After all, it is also in my house, if something happens, it will inevitably be troublesome, so I eased the atmosphere and asked: "Huo Xiaoshuai, have you eaten yet?"

Huo Xiaoshuai glanced at me, hesitated, and said, "Not yet."

I said with concern: "It's time for dinner, Huo Xiaoshuai should go back to eat earlier."

Huo Xiaoshuai looked a little weird, and glanced at Mr. Zhao.

Mr. Zhao turned over the newspaper, shook it, and continued to read.

I said with concern: "Go back earlier."

Huo Xiaoshuai said: "I'll eat with you."

Mr. Zhao is really annoying.

Mr. Zhao looked at me coldly: "What do you think I am doing? I didn't ask him to come."

Huo Xiaoshuai said: "Come on, I'll cook, you can rest."

While speaking, he took the dish in my hand and carried it to the kitchen.

Huo Xiaoshuai was not that annoying before. At that time, he had just returned from studying abroad, and he could not see any romantic debts, only his vigorous youthful spirit, and the food he cooked was even more special. I had seriously included him in my Dating partner under consideration.

However, according to the usual practice, Mr. Zhao at that time always liked to snatch my date, so the matter was naturally left alone.

Good luck tricks people.

Mr. Zhao has always been so annoying for so many years, alas.

Mr. Zhao's diary:

Some idiot pretended to be clever and gave Jin Xian'er medicine.

Huo Feng was raped.

Jin Xian'er didn't want to admit it.

Huo Feng forced him to confess.

Haha.

A good show.

The author has something to say:

Treasure Mr. Zhao is the first and most likely the only one in this article haha.