fish street dad

"Chunsheng, you, calm down..." Uncle Cat was taken aback, and was forced to retreat step by step to the simple hexagonal table in the cabin. , The place where the arm touched was terribly hot.

Their mussels must not be bewitched by evil spirits, right?

Even if their cat demons are in the breeding season, they won't lose their minds like this.

"Why do you have to be calm?" The mussel spirit smiled softly, leaned over with its soft body, pushed the uncle cat down on the hexagonal table at once, leaned over and leaned over, with hot lips, it accurately grabbed the soft and soft body of the uncle cat. The earlobe and the sharp teeth rubbed and gnawed lightly, with a passionate voice like fire, low and charming, "Brother Kun, you said that you are pleasing to me, don't you want me? Hmm?"

A lightly raised ending sound instantly made the seven-foot strong man's legs go limp.

"Brother Kun, touch me~touch me here~" The clam spirit took his hand at some point, lifted the hem of his clothes, and forcibly placed his hand somewhere that needs to be coded...

"Chunsheng, you're sick~ you're offended!" Uncle Cat just touched it, almost lost his wits, gritted his teeth, turned his palm into a knife with red eyes, and slashed on the back of Bai Chunsheng's neck with just the right amount of force. It knocked people out.

Feeling the clam essence slumped on his body, Mr. Mao gave a wry smile, and fell into the hands of a clam.However, what is going on with this weird feeling of being happy?

Holding the fainted mussel on the bed, Wang Kunfeng pushed open the window facing the river, let the cold river wind blow in, tried to use this method to quickly calm the heat in his body, suddenly, the whole journey was peaceful On the surface of the river, there is an undercurrent surging, as if there is something under the water.

"White Harrier, Egret, let's see what's under the water?" Wang Kunfeng's face suddenly turned ugly when he thought of Dr. Mao's words.

Just now, his head, which was a little dazed, was blown by the river wind, and suddenly became sober. The situation of Bai Chunsheng just now, it can be seen that he has entered the estrus period and can't control himself. Even his cat couldn't bear the smell... Thinking of Dr. Mao's warning that the breath of the mussel spirit in estrus might attract other water monsters, the cat's face suddenly turned cold.

He slammed the window close to the river, looked at the mussel spirit lying on the bed sleeping soundly, Mr. Cat thought for a while, rolled up the quilt and hugged him in his arms, and sent him to the cabin on the uppermost deck of the passenger ship , This is the room of the Emperor Yulin, the highest distance from the water surface. Uncle Cat has no respect for the elderly, so he decides to unilaterally change rooms with the Emperor. He wants to live in this room with his family!

"Why?" Uncle Yulin jumped, he just squinted for a while, and when he woke up, he found that Wang Kunfeng and the others had already finished eating, and no one came to call him to eat, it was simply unfilial!He was impatient to eat what the cook made, so he endured a hungry meal, thinking about catching some fresh fish at night, and asking his niece and daughter-in-law to make a pot of delicious fish soup, and have a hearty meal.

Unexpectedly, before the fish soup was eaten, the room would be requisitioned by this unfilial nephew, who is the king of the county!The county king who was proclaimed by the first emperor!

"If you want to drink fish soup, change the room! There is something under the water, probably trying to snatch Chun Sheng, if something happens to Chun Sheng, don't even talk about fish soup, you don't even want to eat fish bones!" Wang Kunfeng dismissed The messy quilt on the emperor's uncle's bed was thrown down, and the unconscious Bai Chunsheng was put down together with the quilt.

He originally wanted to put down the clam and immediately go out to fight the enemy, but when he thought that this guy is now in the breeding season, if he suddenly wakes up during this time, he will be in the same room as the emperor... That scene is too cruel for him OK!

After thinking about it for a while, Wang Kunfeng recruited a subordinate and asked someone to invite Dr. Mao up. After confirming that his mussel had just passed out and would not wake up in a short time, he asked Dr. Mao to stay on guard. In this room, I dragged Uncle Yuscale down.

"What to do?" Uncle Yuscale struggled.

"Go down and catch fish, and drink fish soup at night! Bai Chunsheng's grilled fish is a must, don't you want to eat it?"

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up! There seems to be a big fish below!" Uncle Yulin's eyes lit up, he jumped down from the top floor nimbly, and landed on the deck as lightly as a bird. Big fish are delicious when they are grilled, but small fish are left with only a layer of bones. What is there to eat?He didn't eat much at noon, and he must have a full meal in the evening!

On the deck, the people brought by Wang Kunfeng have already cast several nets down, but they still haven't caught the mysterious thing lurking under their boat. They say it's a fish. It doesn't look like it, but it can be said to be a water demon. , why not show up?This dynasty is very friendly to Yaozu, and the treatment of Yaozu in the court is better than that of Fanbang.

"That's it? It doesn't look too small. I don't know if the meat is too old for such a big fish. Forget it. Let's catch it first. If it doesn't work, use it to stew soup or make fish noodles. There are nephews and daughter-in-laws." Good craftsmanship will never be wasted." Uncle Yulin rolled up his sleeves and was about to grab the fish with a harpoon.

Unexpectedly, the mysterious big fish at the bottom of the water turned out to be a fish spirit, and for a while, he fought with Uncle Yulin, Wang Kunfeng frowned, picked up a harpoon and jumped down, the people next to him seemed unable to help What's the rush, quickly transfer the passenger ship they were on to the periphery of the flames of war, so as not to be overturned by the waves brought by the fighting.

Wang Kunfeng became more and more irritable as he fought more and more. He had already vaguely noticed that the underwater water monster must have reached the breeding season. It just happened to pass by their passenger boat and felt the courtship breath from his family's mussels, so he couldn't help it. His racial instincts kept up, and it seemed that he still wanted to have a dewy marriage with his wife?

The harpoon in his hand swung more and more fiercely. The fish spirit was one against two, and exhausted after a while. Under the cover of mud and sand, he escaped.

"Bah! You run fast!" Uncle Yulin Huang thought that today he would be able to feast on the taste of fish spirits, but when he was fighting just now, he suddenly remembered that his niece and daughter-in-law seemed to be water demons too. The water demon seemed to be in a bad mood, and suddenly felt a sense of being cheated. When he was dazed, he was run away by the fish spirit.

However, they fought this fight, and it was not all fruitless. As the saying goes, a fire at the city gate caused fish in the pond. The three of them fought, and there were quite a few fish and shrimps that were stunned nearby. I took out the net bag to fish out those fishes and shrimps that were floating on the surface of the water and had turned their bellies out.

Uncle Yulin hurriedly borrowed someone else's cabin to take a bath after he boarded the boat. His niece and daughter-in-law are now sleeping in that cabin. No matter how naive he was, he knew that he should avoid suspicion at this time.

Their eldest nephew's mind is not so small.

Wang Kunfeng drove away the water demon, smelled the smell on his body, and took a bath too. After washing in a hurry, he rushed back to see his mussels.

"How is he?" Wang Kunfeng asked Doctor Mao who was guarding the room.

"With me here, I can't die! Give him a few needles, master, I was wrong just now, the blood of this river clam is very pure, and the courtship aura it emits is also very strong. I'm afraid we won't be able to continue on the boat Now..." Dr. Mao replied with a gloomy face, he hated riding in a carriage the most, not to mention taking a smooth boat, he was also very depressed.It's not friendly at all to his body that is prone to motion sickness!

Wang Kunfeng thought that if Uncle Yulin was not there today, it would be very difficult for him to deal with the water monster alone. In addition, he would have to pass through several large lakes along the way. As for the powerful water monsters, these water monsters are used to being loose, and they don't like to live on the shore, so it is difficult to find information about them. Wang Kunfeng never does things that are not sure, especially when it is related to his family's river clams. Safety and innocence, do you still need to consider it?

"Order to go down, rush to the next pier before dark, abandon the boat and go ashore."

Dr. Mao sighed, he knew it would happen.

Ever since their master took a fancy to that clam spirit, the whole cat has changed!

"What are you still standing here for? Why don't you hurry up and pack your things?" Uncle Cat chased people away.

After the black-hearted Street Bully finished enslaving his subordinates, he closed the door and immediately became a 24-year-old filial husband. He tiptoed to the bedside and looked at the clam spirit whose face was half hidden under the quilt.

He never imagined that this river clam looks like it has grown up long ago, but it is the first time it has entered the breeding season, and it has provoked so many wild monsters outside, it is simply...

"I shouldn't have brought you out!" Uncle Cat pinched his white, tender and soft face resentfully. He looked fierce, but in fact his hands were as small as a cotton ball. Take back the words, just like his family's mussel is like now, if he didn't insist on coming with him this time, and he would keep this mussel in the town according to the original plan, then this stupid mussel will Suddenly entered the estrus period, and he was not at home...

The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't even imagine it!

"It's a good thing I brought you out..." Uncle Cat snorted twice, just imagine that this river oyster exudes a courtship aura towards other water monsters, and Uncle Cat's whole cat will explode , where is there any reason?

After thinking about it, Mr. Cat angrily pulled out a certain mussel that was sleeping soundly from the bed, grabbed the soft lips, sucked it twice, and hugged the oyster in his arms again.He looked down at his mussels.

Looking at it from this angle, his mussels are as beautiful as a jade man carved from beautiful jade. Ruyu's face has no fluff on his face, his nose is like Qiong Yao's, and two rows of small fan-like eyelashes neatly cover his eyes. The uncle looked more and more in love with him, couldn't help leaning over, and kissed all the way from the forehead to the brow, and from the tip of the nose to the corner of the mouth, not even letting go of the beautifully shaped chin, he gnawed on it carefully, holding it in his big hot palm That jade-like face seemed to be holding a peerless treasure, it was heavy for fear of being crushed, and light for fear of being broken, but it was reluctant to let go, the muscles of the two arms surrounding the mussel were tense. A little stiff, but still maintained a fixed posture, holding his precious river clam in his arms, the whole cat was about to split its nerves.

After a long while, Uncle Cat finally reluctantly let go of the tender and juicy mussels in his arms, went back to the cabin where they lived before, found a set of Bai Chunsheng's clothes, and changed them for him, worrying that he would wake up and look like just now. Such an aura of courtship exuded all over his body, and he didn't dare to wake him up, so he could only hug him in his arms, covered with a pure black cloak, and led everyone off the boat to land.

On the shore, the people who were in charge of receiving along the way had already prepared a carriage and other items, as well as some hot and portable meals. There is no market or inn nearby, and the nearest post station has to ride a long distance. There is no way, this night, they are destined to sleep in the wilderness.

"Brother, is Brother Chunsheng alright?" Sanlang walked over, looked at Bai Chunsheng who was sleeping soundly inside the carriage window, and couldn't help feeling a little worried.

Although he is an adult, he is still a kitten in his original form. He doesn't know what it feels like to enter the estrus period. Seeing Bai Chunsheng like this, he is too embarrassed to ask too many questions.

After all, she is sister-in-law.

His brother's narrow-mindedness and jealous temper, but he attacked indiscriminately regardless of closeness or closeness.

"It's nothing, it's a few days late. When they asked, they said that your sister-in-law was sick on the way, and it was inconvenient to seek medical treatment and buy medicine on the ship. So we got off the ship and took the official road. It's okay to delay a few days on the road." It's normal." Bai Chunsheng's "sickness" can be said to be very timely, and he managed to delay them for a few days.

In order to prevent the sneak attack of the water monster with no long eyes in the middle of the night, after landing, they drove the carriage forward for about half an hour, found an abandoned tea shed, which could barely block the wind, lit a bonfire, and set off. Plan to make do with one night here.

"Master, this is a freshly brewed soup. Do you want shopkeeper Bai to get up and drink the medicine first?" Dr. Mao brought his apprentice over to deliver the medicine.

Although his old man thinks consummating the house before getting married is not a big deal, besides, Bai Chunsheng's current situation is special, even if their master really consummated the house with him in advance, it is for his own good, I really don't know what his master is insisting on Well, their master has never been such a pedantic and stubborn temper.What he did this time really confuses the old man!

"No hurry, sir, just come with me." Wang Kunfeng asked Sanlang to guard him beside the carriage, and then he took Dr. Mao to the side of the bonfire. After clearing the place, he asked in a low voice "Sir, I was in a hurry on the boat just now, so I didn't have time to ask. Chunsheng is now like this, if he is suppressed with drugs blindly, what will it do to his body? You know Chunsheng's body, it has always been delicate... ..."

"Master, since you asked this question, the old man can only tell the truth." Dr. Mao said solemnly, "If it happens by chance, it will not hurt you if you suppress it with medicine and supplement it with recuperation afterwards. But, Bai The shopkeeper's body is always fragile, this method must not be practiced often! Otherwise, the bones will be damaged, and the longevity may be damaged in the future."

"Okay, I got it, then I would like to trouble Mr. to take care of it. If there is any medicinal material missing, just order someone to buy it. If there is no one in the shop, just come to me. Everything depends on Chunsheng's health."

"Not in a hurry to return to Beijing to thank you?" Dr. Mao looked at him with a smile.

"Thank you!" Uncle Cat finally couldn't help getting angry, "If it wasn't for that paper reward, now that I have married Chun Sheng and consummated the house, how could he suffer this crime?"

Wang Kunfeng felt that he and his biological parents were really destined for each other in the previous life, and he has always been at odds in this life, but he will always be unlucky in matters related to them. , if possible, after going back this time, he never wants to step into that place again in his life.

Stay away from those bad guys, maybe he can live another 500 years!

Dr. Mao saw that his master was so angry that he was about to insult his father without hesitation, so he touched his nose with interest, and went back to find someone to buy suitable medicinal materials.

Wang Kunfeng sat by the fire and sulked for a while, but finally went back and woke Bai Chunsheng to drink the medicine himself.

"I won't get sick again, will I?" When awakened by his cat master, Bai Chunsheng was stunned for a while, thinking of the black history of his previous illnesses, he was suddenly speechless.

Isn't he a demon?Why do demons often get sick?I'm afraid it's not a demon, but a sick ghost, right?

"Cough~ It's a long story. Get up first, take a shower, eat some porridge, drink the medicine, and I'll tell you slowly." Uncle Cat turned his head a little uncomfortable, and took the hot water and cloth towel himself Come here, wash him up, bring over a bowl of japonica rice porridge, let him eat slowly, there is something in his stomach, and then ask someone to reheat the soup, bring it after it is warm Give it to him.

Taking advantage of the digestion time, Wang Kunfeng told Dr. Mao's diagnosis and what happened afterwards in detail.

"You, you mean, well, spring is here, and I, we are asking for a marriage?" Bai Chunsheng was in a mess as if struck by lightning.

Involuntarily substituting the voice of Mr. Zhao in the animal world...

"Hmph! I heard that when your underwater monster clan courts a mate, no matter if they are of the same clan or not, as long as they meet underwater, they will..." Uncle Cat gave him a very unhappy look, as if he was looking at a Like a scumbag who has a habit of cheating.

What did Bai Chunsheng not understand when he heard this?The cat master's vinegar jar must have been turned over again, listen to this sour tone!Before he did anything, he was labeled as a scumbag for no reason.

However, shopkeeper Bai understands a truth well: don't reason with an angry cat, just like you can't argue with an angry wife... Otherwise, why do you think those women like to eat durian?What to do with the peeled durian skin?

Shopkeeper Bai, who had a very strong desire to survive, rolled his eyes silently in his heart, and by the way spurned his behavior of getting rid of his morals in order to pet the cat, skillfully put on a flattering smile on his face, and leaned over to his cat master: "Look, Fortunately, I have the cheek to come out with you this time, right? Otherwise, if something happens to me at home, who will save me? "

"Hmph! It's good that you know! Don't leave me in the future, you know?" Uncle Cat felt comfortable physically and mentally after being shunned, but after thinking about it, he still emphasized a little bit. After going to the imperial city, You must listen to your own arrangements.

At this time, Bai Chunsheng naturally agreed to everything. Speaking of which, his and his cat master's personalities are very complementary. He is used to being lazy, and everything is done for him. He can stay at home for a month without going out. , but Master Cat has a very strong and domineering personality, and he likes to arrange everything by himself. Bai Chunsheng is happy to let Master Cat arrange his life properly. When he arrives in the imperial city, he will go and play with him.

By the way, watch to prevent their cat master from doing stupid things.

He hasn't figured out what the majesty and queen are thinking. His cat master looks very domineering, but in fact he is soft-hearted and stubborn. He would be wronged if he came alone, so he naturally wanted to follow along.

Just, cough!Unexpectedly, such an oolong thing would happen halfway, it is simply the biggest dark history of his demon life!Thinking of the way Sanlang looked at him just now, Bai Chunsheng's whole monster was not in a good mood.

At night, in order to prevent the accompanying people from thinking wrong, Bai Chunsheng insisted on sleeping separately from Wang Kunfeng!Probably because he was worried that he would not be able to stand the temptation of the mussel essence and make some irreversible mistake. The cat uncle did not object this time, and he kindly gave up the carriage to Bai Chunsheng, but he himself turned into a cat and slept outside the carriage. on the step of the carriage.

It was late at night and the dew was heavy, but the mussel spirit in the carriage tossed and turned, unable to sleep all night.

It was probably because he had been in a coma for too long during the day, or maybe it was because he knew that his master cat was sleeping outside.The nights of this season are still very cold, and there is still frost outside. He sleeps outside alone with a cat, without a quilt. Although he has fur, but...

Bai Chunsheng opened his eyes in the dark night, and heard the crackling of the bonfire and the sound of the night watchman stepping on the grass. After thinking about it, he sighed, tiptoedly lifted the quilt, got up, and opened the car He opened the door, and was about to take Master Cat, who was sleeping on the pedal, into his arms and bring him to sleep in the carriage, when he saw that Master Cat had opened his eyes, staring at his thief-like hands.

"Well, it's deeper and the dew is heavier. It's easy to catch cold when you sleep outside. Why don't you come in and sleep?" Bai Chunsheng withdrew his hand, half of his face was stuck on the half-open door of the carriage, and he looked at him flatteringly.

"I'm not cold, let's go in and rest, we have to go on our way tomorrow." Uncle Cat ruthlessly rejected his beloved's proposal to invite him to share the bed, and only he knew the bitterness in his heart.

"Are you stupid? You have become like this, can I still force you to do something indecent?" Bai Chunsheng was almost laughed at by him. No matter how unscrupulous he is, he won't even have a cat. Let it go?

Uncle Cat's cool face cracked in an instant.

That's right~ Why didn't he expect that when he turned into a cat, even if their mussels had some "behavior following the mussel's instinct", he wouldn't be able to speak to a cat!

Then what is he still struggling with?

Standing up, shaking the cold dew off his body, Uncle Cat quickly got into the carriage.

In the warm compartment, there was the smell of mussels, with a trace of water vapor and an unknown aroma. He knew that this was probably the "smell of courtship of mussels" mentioned by Dr. Mao.I couldn't help feeling annoyed at the new emperor who was far away in the imperial city.

If the imperial decree came a few days later, he and He Mu are already married at this moment, so naturally he doesn't need to worry about what outsiders will say when doing anything.

However, without getting married, the things he wants to do will be a great harm to his family, especially once the woman in the harem finds out, a hat of "shameless" will definitely be put on him. On the head of the home river mussel.

He doesn't care what other people say about him, but he can't even say a word about his family!