Crab is peeling my shell

That afternoon, the department leaders sent a message to talk to Wei Chenshu.

Chu Tianyang insisted on going with him.Walking on the road, the two people turned their heads several times more than usual, and many people secretly picked up their mobile phones to take pictures of him.

Wei Chenshu whispered, "That marketing account has so many fans?"

Chu Tianyang put his shoulders: "Feel the so-called era of cyber violence."

Wei Chenshu sighed: "I don't want to feel..."

The leader actually contacted him about this matter.Wei Chenshu didn't understand why such a big hat of school honor was involved in such a trivial matter of his own.Because Fang Yan was involved, Wei Chenshu didn't explain too much, but made it clear that the video was edited.

When he came out, Chu Tianyang was chatting with someone from their student union, who was taking some notes.Seeing Wei Chen's book coming out, he came over to take the mineral water bottle that he was gripping tightly: "How is it?"

Wei Chenshu pursed his lips: "The school hopes that I can be interviewed to clarify the facts. I didn't agree."

Chu Tianyang nodded: "It's fine if you don't agree."

Those members of the student union made fun of him: "President, you actually had people yelling and beating you one day. Is this a profound experience?"

Wei Chenshu smiled: "I will never forget it."

Someone said: "We just discussed a set of battle plans."

Wei Chenshu listened to it once. In fact, the so-called battle plan is nothing more than a war of words.Wei Chenshu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and when he was about to refuse, he received a call from Wan Qiu, who also rushed to ask the same thing.Wei Chenshu was tired of talking, but he said it again, but the other party shocked him with a single sentence.

"Brother Yan knows, I can't hold you back, and said I'm going to beat you up, but I have to pull me. We left the train station an hour ago, and we will arrive at your dormitory in 1 minutes!"

"... "

Wei Chenshu didn't expect Yan Zhengqing to have this side. He asked Wan Qiu to give Yan Zhengqing the phone, and asked Yan Zhengqing nervously if they had eaten or if they wanted something to eat. big.

After hanging up the call, several members of the student council were still standing there, waiting for Wei Chenshu to reply.

Wei Chenshu was very grateful: "Thank you. I thought it was not a big deal before, but now it's a reporter's interview and a warning from the academy. It's really annoying. But I don't want you to get involved. In fact, as long as I don't become the president , maybe nothing will happen."

Those few people laughed angrily: "Why are you cowardly, do it!"

Wei Chenshu laughed, "I'm not cowardly."

"If you don't love me, then you want to resign? Whoever caused you trouble, find out and beat you up!"

"I also want to get him out and beat him up. But I really don't know how to get him out. Do you have any suggestions?"

"President, unity is strength, do you know how to sing it? Videos are produced by the School of Computer Science, press releases are written by the Department of Journalism, and public opinion guides us all. Isn't it just a hot search, let it go down every minute!"

Wei Chenshu was silent for a long time.He didn't question this strategy, he just thought, how could he persuade so many professionals to do things for him?

Those people were like roundworms in his stomach, and said with a smile: "Others, you just put your heart back. This matter is not difficult to deal with, just because they are U University alumni, they will not refuse to help."

Chu Tianyang, who had been standing by the side, suddenly said, "Hokage has watched hundreds of episodes, so you should be very familiar with it."

Wei Chenshu laughed: "Are you a high-end hacker?"

After saying goodbye to these people, on the way back to the dormitory, Wei Chenshu mentioned Yan Zhengqing and Wan Qiu to Chu Tianyang, and by the way, said that Yan Zhengqing was planning to chase Fang Yan.Judging by the movement, it is estimated that Yan Zhengqing came here with an Italian cannon to find fault.

Passing by the canteen, Wei Chenshu folded in and bought some snacks.

Seeing him shuttle in front of the shelves, Chu Tianyang said, "Are you not nervous?"

Wei Chenshu picked up a few bags of snacks: "Cannibals have short mouths, so I put the snacks in front of their mouths when I enter the door, so I probably won't be able to swear anything."

Chu Tianyang frowned: "It's all junk food."

Wei Chenshu stopped: "You don't want to eat?"

Chu Tianyang went to the freezer, took out a box of Kashi yogurt and put it in Wei Chenshu's shopping basket: "I'll eat this."

Seeing his natural expression, Wei Chenshu smiled and said, "What about mine?"

"What do you want to drink?"

"Tea, just pick a bottle, not too sweet."

"it is good."

Chu Tianyang didn't see any tea in the freezer, so he turned into the container and walked around, and came out with a bottle of tea in one hand and a box of coffee in the other.

Wei Chenshu was weighing some snacks when he turned around and saw something in Chu Tianyang's hand: "What is this, G7 coffee?"

Chu Tianyang nodded: "Vietnamese coffee is quite delicious."

Wei Chenshu: "Our canteen actually has imported coffee?"

Chu Tianyang put it into the basket: "It must have just arrived."

Wei Chenshu poked his head and glanced: "Is there any more? If you have, you can buy two more boxes, and I want it too."

Chu Tianyang helped him get the snacks on the scale: "One point is enough, this box has more than thirty bags, and it can last for a long time."

"I can wipe it out in a month, you go and get two more boxes, give me two boxes, and give this box to you."

Chu Tianyang thought for a while: "There is still one box left in the container."

"Okay, that box is fine."

Chu Tianyang walked again.

After paying the bill and coming out, Wei Chenshu just happened to walk around the side of the canteen, and Wei Chenshu saw the coffee shelf without any difficulty.There are more than a dozen boxes of G7 shining brightly on it.

Wei Chen wrote: "A slap in the face? You told me that there is only one box left. You are too short!"

Chu Tianyang didn't change his face: "Drink less coffee, it's easy to get osteoporosis."

Wei Chenshu: "Really? I thought health-preserving articles were deceiving people. They talked about high blood pressure for a while, and hurt your stomach for a while."

Chu Tianyang: "Yes, it will cause stomach perforation."

Wei Chenshu: "Okay."

He took two steps, turned his face and asked, "Shall I buy you a few packs of goji berries and make coffee?"

Chu Tianyang hooked his lips: "With this money, you can buy yourself two more bottles of milk."

Wei Chenshu: "What do you mean?! I'm not short, okay, I'm 180..." He lowered his voice as he spoke.

Chu Tianyang: "Height with shoes on."

Wei Chenshu: "Battle, now, immediately, immediately."

Chu Tianyang: "You can't beat me."

Wei Chenshu: "...By the way, how tall are you now?"

Chu Tianyang: "Net height is 185."

Wei Chenshu: "Our friendship has come to an end."

……

The two fought all the way, and it took half an hour to go back to the dormitory, but there was no one at the door, and the dormitory was also empty, but there were lively sounds from Chu Tianyang and his dormitory at the opposite door.

The two looked at each other, and pushed open the bedroom door tacitly.

A delicious smell of hot pot hits us head-on... 7 or 8 people are crowded inside, and they are surrounded by the hot pot on the stool in the middle. The induction cooker is working diligently. Permeated with fragrance.

Hearing someone push the door and come in, those people stood up vigilantly, making a gesture to stand in front of the hot pot in a panic. Seeing that it was Wei Chenshu and Chu Tianyang, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'm so scared to death, it's the two of you!"

Wei Chenshu took a look: "High power?"

The first brother raised his chopsticks and shook it: "This is the power of the foreign language department, and it's not your business, President."

Wei Chenshu smiled, looked at Wan Qiu, who was busy chewing vegetables, and couldn't speak for a long time: "Is this why you are not staying in my dormitory, but coming here?"

Yan Zhengqing glared at him, then handed the chopsticks to Chu Tianyang: "Do you want to eat?"

Chu Tianyang took the chopsticks naturally: "Eat."

Wei Chenshu glanced at him, Chu Tianyang smiled: "President, I'm from the Department of Foreign Languages."

Wei Chenshu laughed, and walked up to see what hot pot ingredients these people had bought.

Wan Qiu happily sandwiched the dishes: "Eat, eat, it's very fresh, the bottom of the seafood is just different!"

Wei Chenshu looked at it full of vegetables and meat and was a little puzzled: "Where did you get the seafood?"

Wan Qiu blinked: "Crab!"

Wei Chenshu was stunned, and Chu Tianyang was also stunned with the chopsticks that were held in the air. He immediately fished it out of the pot, and after a while, he pulled out a small red crab with long knuckles.

To the death it held its pincers proudly.

Chu Tianyang's veins were popping out, Wei Chenshu quickly stepped forward and hugged him: "Don't, don't! Murder is against the law!"

He had only kept a small pet for less than a day, and he died in the blink of an eye and went to heaven.Chu Tianyang beat up the prisoners one by one, eating and laughing while eating, especially rhythmically.

Chu Tianyang glanced at the crab several times, and finally stuffed it into Wei Chenshu's mouth.

He looked at Wei Chenshu with a very sad expression: "Is it delicious?"

Wei Chenshu nodded: "It's very fragrant..."

Chu Tianyang: "..."

Wei Chenshu stood there with his hands behind his back, pinching his thumbs to stop himself from laughing.

The author has something to say:

I've been too busy at work recently, so I will update it in the next two days