Master, he always wants to leave me

"Into the Demon" is a novel with millions of male characters serialized on a certain website by the author whose pen name is Yao Fu.

Because there is no stallion, no harem, and a heroine throughout the whole process, the plot is the usual down-and-out young salty fish turning over, becoming the villain's big boss, and finally the routine of breaking through the void. Among many online novels, this book is just so mediocre. Faint, neither plague nor fire.

In short, this is a rip-off.

However, recently, this novel has become strangely popular.

The climax of "Into the Devil" is mainly about Ling Wu'an and his brother Ling Wuzheng, who are like brothers and sisters, turning against each other and attracting the most attention.

And the death of their master Lin Shuyao is undoubtedly the fuse of the whole thing.

But no one expected that in the end, the author Yao Fu could not reach the update of the episode, which exposed the shocking secret that Master Lin Shuyao was not only bisexual, but also had a crush on Ling Wuzheng.

All of a sudden, this novel, which was originally defined as an upgraded genre for male fans, immediately became a hot topic. In a short time, it was sent to the forum, black and purple, and purple and red.

All readers who read this article will undoubtedly be disgusted by the author's unreachable bad taste.

Except for some activists who are active in the corrupt circle and wait for food all day long.

Just when the author of "Enchanted" was out of reach, that is when Su Yao happily took out the lighter, lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes and swallowed the clouds.

The Penguin on the notebook suddenly vibrated.

He shook the cigarette ash, clicked on Penguin, and the dialogue interface popped up.

Didi's is lush.

Lululu, whose real name is Deng Yu, is a good friend Su Yao met on his writing website. The two have known each other since they first entered the website. Going down and scolding each other, and then the two of them discussed the plot together peacefully, and inexplicably became a buddy and literary friend.

Lush: [Fuck, I just saw your update, Su Yao, you actually wrote Master as gay, aren't you afraid that readers will send you blades? ! 】

Su Yao crackled her fingers for a while, then pressed Enter to send it, with a mysterious smile on her face.

Out of reach:【#笑笑，恐怖恋爱, want to report to the office】

The person on the opposite side fell silent immediately, not receiving the news as before, like a grass mud horse talking non-stop.

Lush and lush: [...are you okay? 】

Seeing Lush's cautious inquiry, Su Yao replied calmly.

Unreachable: 【Is it okay if you are broken in love?want to commit suicide]

Lush: [……]

Su Yao thought that Deng Yu's dead wood must be extremely entangled in how to comfort him, but when he saw the following message, he became speechless.

Lush: [Ah, if the new one doesn't go, the old one won't come, don't be too sad.There is a saying, life is precious, love is more expensive, if it is for the sake of freedom, both can be thrown away... Be careful, big brother]

Out of reach: [... vertical middle finger]

Lululu: 【...Lao-management is comforting you!Big idiot! 】

With a cigarette in his mouth, Su Yao gave an evil smile and tapped on the keyboard.

Out of reach: [Stupid, I am teasing you]

Lush and lush: [………Ahhhh, smelly Su Yao! !If you are a newspaper like this, readers will throw rotten eggs at you!You have spoiled all the good master persona settings! ! 】

Su Yao watched the other party send out continuous, breathtaking symbols, and still replied leisurely.

Out of reach: [I'm happy as long as it's set like this from the beginning, there's no way to change it]

Lush and lush: [You set Lin Shuyao as intersex, this subject matter is ridiculous! ! 】

Su Yao thought for a while that there seemed to be a few G resources about bisexuality in his notebook. How he used to sleep and forget food and study tirelessly on bisexuality...

From training, teaching, approval, to pregnancy and childbirth, everything is there.

Su Yao suddenly wanted to send it to Lu Lulvong, a straight otaku who had died for ten thousand years, maybe he could scare the otaku to death.

Out of reach: [I am more cute and bisexual]

Su Yao thought for a while, and added another sentence.

Out of reach: [Although I am a man]

Although his sexual orientation is gay.

Lush: 【Dead gay】

Out of reach: [Believe it or not, I went to your house to rape you. I have read hundreds of tunes, teaching plus sm novels, I am not afraid that you will not be able to bend]

Lush and lush: [... gays are scary, no, you are the scariest]

Out of reach: [Hey, #笑笑]

Su Yao didn't continue chatting with Lu Lulv, he leaned on the sofa a little more relaxed, and then stared at the ceiling in a daze.

"Enchanted" is finished, and the manuscript fee will come out soon, although I don't know when it will be settled, but if I don't give him some money, I'm afraid he won't be able to pay the rent now.

Now it's not like being taken care of by others before, so I can live comfortably.

Thinking of this, Su Yao suddenly supported his forehead and laughed. Although the laughter sounded pleasant, his expression was extremely indifferent.

Why do you still think about the bad things in the past?

Su Yao smiled again.

But not long after, the beep sounded again.

Su Yao looked at the notebook.

Lush: [It's over, your comment area is flooded]

Out of reach: [There is no need to care about it, tear it up if it is well written, tear it up if it is not well written, just write, I can't satisfy everyone's taste]

Lush and lush: [Fart, who the hell ran to piss off readers? ! 】

Su Yao opened the screenshot that Deng Yu threw over with a complicated mood. Sure enough, there was a tall building under the ginseng attack comment, and there was a familiar id who seemed to be helping the author to attack the readers...

Comment: The author is an idiot writing bisexual articles at a certain point to disgust people!

Floor 1: I want to abandon the article when I see the comments, goodbye

2F: Support the landlord!I was really disgusted, I couldn't reach my black life!

3rd floor: Those upstairs are idiots! !

The people upstairs are all idiots!

……

……

Lush: [Hmph!Don't think I don't know this is your trumpet! 】

Su Yao covered his face, he stretched out his finger, and deleted the chicken soup for the soul that he just typed out on the keyboard and wanted to feed Deng Yu, word by word, and only sent Deng Yu a series of ellipsis.

Out of reach: [……]

These days, why is it so difficult to pretend to be a force?

Su Yao sighed.

He glanced at the comment section he had opened on the notebook, and it was no longer a place where people were scolding him, and a few people supported him.

Alas, not to mention for himself, for the sake of these true fans, Su Yao has to go out to fight the world with all his life.

After the development of the Internet in this world, if ignorant people don't study well, they will only be blind if they have nothing to do.

Why don't you read more books when you have time to talk?

It's as if he is the only person left with quality in the world.

In fact, it's not an egg, it's just a stupid b.

The comment area of ​​"Enchanted" is full of gunpowder.

Reader 1: Is this a corrupt book?Lin Shuyao actually likes Ling Wuzheng, sloppy, spicy eyes, homosexuality is disgusting, please write elsewhere

Reader 2: The main character, Shizun, is bisexual? ?Fuck, author, your fun is so disgusting!Same disgusting fun as your previous post!can not watch anymore!goodbye!

Reader 3: Garbage out of reach, I really want to send you blades!If I have your home address, I'll be the first to call you

Reader 4: Isn't it popular to wear books now?I wish the author of this book, if he wears a book, he will become Lin Shuyao!

Reader 5: Aww, support the author, call Da Da, hope Da Da ignores these straight male cancers!

Reader 6: emmmmm return my most gentle master, this is a bit different from what I thought, too cruel.

…………

……

After reading it, Su Yao laughed.

Author's reply: I like to read, but I don't like to read.

He hugged the watermelon and gnawed it happily, without being affected by the fight at all.

Anyway, when it's black and black, it turns red.

Who doesn't want to be popular when it comes to online articles, but there are only a handful of people who are popular.

The writing is good, and the plot is great.

The writing is not good, and the scolding is bloody, garbage and stupid.

Without a little ink, without three views, they hardly dare to talk about words in this circle and show off coquettishly.

The big gods are high above, the little gods crowd out each other, the little transparent ones hurt each other, and the little vacuums worry about data.

Su Yao has seen many newcomers trying to sign a contract, and he has seen many people who signed a contract and wrote a few books before disappearing. The last update time stayed a few years ago, and there is no news.

He had many gay friends who just disappeared like this.

Even himself, but he was forced to make a living and picked up this hobby again later.

In this circle, there are many great masters who are terrible. The scariest masters are not only scary, but they also work very hard. Little Transparency and Little Vacuum try their best to occupy the free time of the readers. .

The glitz of this circle, that's it.

Either it's as good as it gets, or it's as bad as it gets.

Su Yao ate watermelon while typing on the keyboard.

He didn't write many plots of Lin Shuyao and Ling Wuzheng.

In the future, Lin Shuyao will give birth to Ling Wuzheng's children, if black fans are capable, they will hate him

What is Su Yao afraid of after wearing a book?

Or is it not the golden finger wide open, reaching the pinnacle of life?

While he was fighting with the black fans who scolded him, and showing his heart to the readers who supported him, suddenly, the notebook flashed a few times and went black.

He suddenly had an ominous premonition, according to the routine in the novel, this must be a sign that something bad is about to happen, and only one word remained in Su Yao's mind - run! !

Unfortunately, before he had time to run away, Su Yao felt dizzy before his eyes, and fell headfirst on the notebook.

Before losing consciousness, Su Yao scolded viciously: mmp, Laozi's handsome face, Laozi's precious notebook, and Laozi's unfinished watermelon.

"Drip——Congratulations to the author Su Yao for binding the "Garbage Author Transmigration System"..."

"Synchronizing data... beep - synchronization successful."

"The character is being activated... beep—the activation was successful."

"In the process of binding the character "Lin Shuyao", beep—the binding is successful."

"The author, Su Yao, please wait patiently...reading the plot."

"Drip—reading finished, ready to send."

A golden book appeared in the depths of Su Yao's mind, and it was shining brightly, enveloping the unconscious Su Yao.

At this time, Su Yao didn't realize at all what kind of flag he had set for himself.

Until he became Lin Shuyao's queen.

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The sun is setting on the west mountain, and Cangshan is far away.

It was freezing cold, frost and snow were flying.

The cold wind was blowing ragingly, rolling in messy and broken snowflakes, covering the world and covering it with silver.

At this moment, in front of a Taoist temple in the mountains and forests filled with winter snow, a desolate Taoist priest was walking to the door of the Taoist temple with difficulty in a shabby coir raincoat against the wind and snow.

The Taoist priest tightly pulled the tattered Taoist robe on his body, and tried to wrap his body tightly with the tattered Taoist robe. He put his hands that were red and rough from the cold in front of his mouth, and tried his best to breathe out the heat. He kept stomping on the stiff stone steps, trying to dispel the chill that had reached his bones.

Dao Chang's thin face was somewhat messy, and his long black hair was disheveled in the wind. The square scarf that originally covered his face had already been blown away by the strong wind, revealing a frozen red and emaciated face blown by the cold wind.

He raised his head and looked at the red-painted nanmu gate in front of him. His face was a little ugly, and his frail eyebrows could not hide the melancholy in his heart. Finally, rather helplessly, he stretched out his trembling hand and knocked on the door.

The frozen fingers made a crisp tapping sound on the cold nanmu.

As if he was afraid that the people inside would not be able to hear him, he wanted to stretch his neck to poke inside, but the cold wind blew directly, his body shivered, and the neck that had just been stretched out shrank directly, and he refused to poke out any more. point.

Then the knock on the door suddenly became much louder than before.

"Here, come, don't knock..."

There was a creaking sound from the nanmu door, the latch was opened, and the person inside stuck out his head. It was a little boy. The little boy looked at Lin Shuyao first. Before Lin Shuyao could say hello, the little boy ran back suddenly and shouted "Master, Master, come out quickly, someone is looking for you."

Before Lin Shuyao came back to his senses, he saw a person walking slowly in the yard. The little boy was about to follow, but was blocked by this person, so he had to run away with his mouth pursed.

The visitor wore a clean Taoist crown on his head and wore a snow-white fox fur. Inside was a Taoist robe of extremely soft fabric, with blue clouds and white cranes embroidered on it, especially the red and white cranes on the skirt, which were lifelike, like Living thing.

He was holding a snow-white whisk in his hand, the whisk was crystal clear in color, the handle was made of rare and rare jade, and he was carrying a sword behind him.

This is the most typical appearance of a Taoist cultivator in this world, holding a sword to bear the dust, dressed in white, slaying demons and eliminating demons, and saving the common people.

Lin Shuyao glanced at the sword, then looked away.

The Taoist priest in front of him was tall and slender, with a jade tree facing the wind, and the breeze was gentle. He first bowed to Lin Shuyao, and Lin Shuyao hurriedly returned the salute.

"Senior Brother Yunqing, long time no see..."

However, Mu Yunqing didn't appreciate it at all. Although he was smiling, the smile didn't seep into his eyes.

"Lin Shuyao, for Master's sake, I recognize your brother."

Mu Yun wiped away Lin Shuyao who was shivering from the wind and snow in front of him, but he didn't feel the joy of seeing his old friend. Lin Shuyao only felt that there was a sharp knife hidden in Mu Yunqing's fake smile, and the tip of the knife was facing with him.

"I haven't seen you for many years. How did you find my Taoist temple? I don't expect to see you, this...monster."

Hearing this, Lin Shuyao's body trembled a little, and his face immediately became stiff. He frowned first, and finally saw the malicious arrogance in the other party's eyes. There seemed to be a flash of struggle in his delicate eyebrows and eyes, and even the deepest feelings in his heart Every trace of aloofness turned into despondency.

His posture was extremely low, and his soft voice was trembling from the cold.

"Senior Brother Yunqing, I was the one who was ignorant back then. Your lord has a lot. For the sake of our fellowship, please forgive me... I want to borrow some spirit stones from you..."

Lin Shuyao's voice became lower and lower, and his head also lowered unconsciously.

He really didn't have the face to say any more.

Mu Yunqing glanced at Lin Shuyao. He felt that the current Lin Shuyao and the Lin Shuyao who was in the teacher's school were like two people. When he was wondering if this person had been taken away, he found that Lin Shuyao had an unknown body. The Taoist robes of which Taoist sect have been washed white and torn, and there are still some messy marks on the face, whether it is pot ash or mud stains, and the whole person exudes a dejected and embarrassed temperament.

Mu Yunqing looked down on Lin Shuyao's appearance even more from the bottom of his heart.

He thought about the days when Master Yunzi doted on Lin Shuyao, how glorious and arrogant Lin Shuyao was at that time.

But now Lin Shuyao is so desolate and disgusting.

Master, look at the apprentice you once regarded as Bao...

How ironic.

The author has something to say: Deng Yu is an Easter egg.

Thank you Zaizai for the landmines, the grenade for the drunken beauty's lap, yum!Thank you for feeding!