Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life

"Please sit down, Mr. Lei Ming-kun, and Shikamaru-san..."

Since the original dormitory had accumulated some dust, Bai Lan invited them into her dormitory after one person and one deer packed their luggage. Although Mr. Lei Ming had been staring at the poster of the blond girl on the wall after entering the room, his expression was very delicate. .

The girl on the poster is wearing a reformed new-style kimono, her twin ponytails are dyed pink and purple in gradient colors, her eyes are as blue as the sea, her smile is as bright as the morning sun, and she is holding a pink and tender magic wand in her hand .

This is a still photo of Naruko playing the heroine in "The Variety Witch Little Fox". To be honest, although this guy's gender is full of bad points, but because of his parents' good genes and good looks, his idol road is very smooth .

So far, the rise of Naruko Namikaze is still a legend in the Japanese entertainment industry. He became popular almost a few months after his debut.

First, she gained super popularity with the song and dance of "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", and was named the Goddess of House Dance, Goddess of House Dance, and then her popularity soared again with the broadcast of "The Variety Witch Little Fox".

Then Naruko also participated in Hollywood hit movies (recommended by Akashi).

Later, she became the heroine of a manga adaptation ip idol drama, and as the only person in the crew with decent acting skills, she was praised as a new generation of acting school.

In addition, he can sing and dance, he has claimed to have a boyfriend since his debut, and he has always only loved that one. Not only is he praised by a group of people for his talent, but he is also very genuine and single-minded...

Anyway, as a Sunshine Pretty Girl idol, Naruko is currently famous throughout Asia, but Sasuke never thought that Naruko would actually have Harvard fans.

Bai Lan followed his line of sight and scratched her head embarrassedly: "Ah, I'm not actually a groupie, I just like house dance hahaha, although I actually fell in love with house dance because of Naruko-san, recently Naruko Sang Xin's "Taoyuan Love Song" is also super kawaii~ It's a pity I don't know who the two backup dancers are?"

One of the backup dancers is right in front of your eyes!

Sasuke was blinded for a second. Fortunately, he was smart. When he and Sai came on stage, one used Neji's face and the other Ino's face. Anyway, no one would have guessed that he danced with Naruko again to "Taoyuan Love Song". .

Looking at Bailan, for some reason, he thought of the unlucky guy named Akashi, so Sasuke swallowed the words that came to his mouth, and quietly found a place to sit down, while Shikamaru went to lie beside him.

For Naruko's male fans, people like them who know the truth always don't know what to say.

Seeing that Sasuke had no intention of speaking, Bai Lan thought that this guy was introverted, so he decided to change the topic by himself first, and the first thing he talked about was the deer that he was most interested in.

He pointed to the fat and strong Shikamaru and asked: "Speaking of which, what kind of deer is Shikamaru-san? I've never seen it before. Besides, is it too fat? Lei Mingjun-san What kind of feed do you usually feed it?"

What?Shikamaru's feed?

Sasuke thought for a while, and felt that there was nothing to hide, so he replied honestly: "Originally, they were used to feed carrots and bean cakes. Recently, a friend of mine bought a good pressure cooker for us, and I will eat the stewed medicinal food." , It’s also quite delicious, but I’m always used to making more rice, so I ate Shikamaru along with it.”

Probably because he ate so well recently, Shikamaru not only shared three meals with him, but also ate afternoon tea and supper together. As the saying goes, deer have night grass as fat, so Shikamaru must have gained weight.

Sasuke was not surprised by this at all, what's the matter?When he was a child, he was fat when Mikoto's mother fed him supper every day, his legs and stomach were all fleshy, except for Choji Akimichi, he was the one with the roundest belly and the fullest thighs in the class.

Hearing this, Shikamaru was blinded for a few seconds, because the pressure cooker actually belonged to him.

When the main body could not be used, he asked Sakura to build a high-quality pressure cooker for alchemy. Who knew that the pot was used by Sasuke to cook before alchemy, so Shikamaru also gained a lot of weight unknowingly.

Bai Lan is generally a person who can chat well. After the two chatted for a while, Sasuke also sold Bai Lan a few bottles of delicious mushroom powder before leaving, until he and Shikamaru closed the bedroom door When the voice came, Bai Lan paused for a while, then fell back on his soft bed, and laughed softly.

"Hahahaha...that's the current head of the Vengley Medical Department? Sure enough, you have to take that deer with you wherever you go. I didn't expect to see them here, but they don't seem to know that I am a descendant of the Mafia. What about the matter?"

Bai Lan turned over, took out Goddess Naruko's new album and stuffed it into her notebook, and began to watch Goddess's new masterpiece. To be precise, this is actually the anime theme that Goddess Naruko sang for "A Song of Wood and Fire" The song is also the bgm of Madarako when she was backstabbed by Kinozhu. It is really appropriate that Madarako's voice actress Naruko Namikaze will sing it.

And the lyrics are enough to poke people, and the scene of accompanying Banzi to die is simply poignant.

"...

dream ni system ida ki mito

Dreams connect you and me closely

start mari wo it tsuka

Don't know when

servant

with our own hands

生みすんまよ

created the beginning

......"

While listening, Bai Lan opened the episode full of razor blades again. After watching for a long time, he sniffed, touched his heart solemnly, and said to the video: "Goddess Banzi has a good journey, don't worry, one day I will drive 'Uchiha's Pride' with a sword and let him write the plot of your vomit!"

Bailan Jesso, a gifted boy who went to Harvard at the age of 13, has hopeless otaku attributes, loves cotton candy and anime, the two-dimensional goddess is Uchiwa Madara, and the three-dimensional goddess is Naruko Namikaze, the above .

On the other side, Sasuke asked Shikamaru to wait at the door, and he started to clean the room with magic tricks, which would take about 10 minutes.

And Shikamaru was bored squatting at the door, so he just lowered his head and used his deer hoof to play on his mobile phone. The Internet is a terrible thing. The current six-member group has actually been infected with Internet addiction to varying degrees. As a deer, Shikamaru I usually have no other recreational activities other than surfing the Internet, so I am the one with the most serious Internet addiction.

Since he keeps his head down when he has nothing to do, he has been dragged by Sasuke to the veterinarian several times to see his cervical spine.

This is why everyone supports Naruko to learn programming well, because after his ability Unreal Dancer has been developed to a certain level, he can use spiritual power and faith as the basis to create a spiritual space, and Sasuke borrowed Naruko Compiling a chakra net with the power of a child is almost equivalent to building a large network.

At that time, the chakra network will not only be connected to the extraordinary ability system of their world, but also allow people to log in to that huge network with their spiritual power!

As the saying goes, if there is no Internet in the world, what fun is there in living?Even for this, Naruko must study hard!Let everyone continue to have Internet access after returning home!

At this moment, a boy with short orange hair and glasses came over. After seeing a deer looking down and playing with his mobile phone, he silently took off his glasses, wiped them, put them on again, and found that the deer was still playing with his mobile phone...

Irie was silent for a moment, then another moment, and finally the takeaway in his hand fell to the ground in fright. He raised his hands and knocked on his bedroom door vigorously, shouting, "Bai Lan! You are alive! There are monsters at the door—help!" ah--"

But when Bailan opened the door, he looked at Irie Masaichi wonderingly, and then looked around: "Where are there monsters? Aren't you the only one in the corridor?"

"No! There really are monsters! I saw a deer playing with the phone, hey! Where is the deer? Where did it go?"

"Deer?" Bai Lan was stunned for a moment, and then realized what Irie was talking about.

Well, it turns out that this guy was frightened by the deer around the mafia... Bai Lan knew that Masaichi Irie was invited by a Harvard professor to exchange and study because of his mechanical talent, but he was still a Japanese student in essence. An ordinary boy born in an ordinary family naturally cannot understand all kinds of strange things in the other world.

He blinked nonchalantly: "What deer? I didn't see it, okay, okay, pick up the takeaway, let's have lunch together~"

Sasuke didn't know about this episode in the corridor, he just told Shikamaru again: "You can't toss your cervical spine like this anymore, Shikamaru, even if the structure of a deer is different from that of a human, keeping your head down all day will definitely make you ill. If you don't get rid of your low-headedness, you can't do it balabala..."

After training Shikamaru for half an hour, Sasuke cleaned his ears at Shikamaru's request. Why do animals have to remove earwax?Sasuke couldn't understand this, but since Shikamaru said that paying attention to ear hygiene is something that any creature must abide by, then he would be kind enough to help dig out it.

#鹿丸Using Sasuke’s soft-heartedness towards his partners, he successfully enjoyed the treatment that only Brother Itachi can enjoy~#

#In fact, the second generation of Hokage has also enjoyed so many times~#

All in all, Sasuke's happy Harvard life began like this, until three months later, he received two emails from Hinata and Kaze.

[Feng: Sasuke-kun, I remember that you are very concerned about Naruko's monthly exam results, but it is natural for a parent to be nervous during the third year of high school, but the child's grades can never explain everything. Naruko is outstanding as an idol, and the grades are not completely As a criterion for evaluating her... Although the child failed four of the monthly exams this time, you can't beat your sister for this. Violence cannot be taught well to children. 】

[Hinata: Sasuke, Naruko was recently invited by a Hollywood director to act again, and the filming location is on your side, please take care of him. 】

Shikamaru was playing games with deer hooves when he noticed that Sasuke's face became gloomy.

I saw the man with the reputation of "Peng Gelie's wise general" smashed his phone, and said through gritted teeth, "He's already in his third year of high school, and he's failed the monthly exam, and he's still filming in Hollywood. Why can't he go to heaven if he's so good at it!"

"It seems that Colonello is still too gentle with him, I must find someone who is more powerful!"

He muttered, got up and took out a mobile phone to make a call, Shikamaru found sharply that it seemed to be a private number of Li Baoen.