Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life

Sasuke went to recuperate from a sickness, and it took seven years. When he came back, he was already a 20-year-old young man. In the early morning, he cried for a while in Brother Itachi's arms. He felt a little ashamed, wiped his face again, and ate fourteen Red bean paste buns, and six bowls of porridge before going to school.

Brother Itachi stood at the door with a worried face, and Meiqin's mother poked her son's shoulder: "Itachi, what's wrong?"

"Mom, do you think Sasuke's appetite has increased again? He usually only eats eight buns." Itachi turned around and asked.

And Mikoto's mother and Fu Yue, who was about to go to work, looked at each other, both a little puzzled: "Isn't eight or ten the difference between a good appetite and a bad appetite for Sasuke? Maybe he has a good appetite today, so he broke the record." .”

Baby, don't think too much, your brother is such a big eater, it doesn't matter if you eat more.

"According to Tsunade-sama's guess, this is due to the fact that his Mutun awakened too early. The body of an awakened Mutun needs a lot of energy to grow, but this is not necessarily a bad thing. The earlier he awakens, the more energy he spends growing up. , which means that the stronger he will be when he grows up."

Fuyue's father put on his shoes while explaining, Itachi silently accepted the reason, and also felt that he might be a little too sensitive. Whose children are not a little bit wrong these days?Ladies' clothing, puppy love's puppy love, like Naruko Namikaze is said to make Kakashi lose his hair, and Sasuke, who is excellent in character and learning, is already one of Konoha's best-behaved boys.

So go out and stop the water.

#In other words, this is how many times Sasuke has accidentally used "Wooden Dun" to get rid of the strangeness on his body? #

When the friends met Sasuke again at the school gate, they all felt that his aura had matured a lot, he was more attractive, and he also had a well-hidden aura of a superior (Regent Daiyu, Hokage consultant), if not We are not ordinary people, I am afraid that he will hide it.

Saii looked him up and down, and asked a question with a mind mushroom: "Should I call you Brother Zuo in the future? After all, you are much older than us."

At the same time, he asked, "Today we have a history exam again. How about we burn the papers together? This requires Sasuke's fire escape as an aid."

The dean, who was staring at the students at the school gate, turned to the bedroom. Xiaochun didn't raise her eyelids when she heard Sai's words. After all, there are too many students who want to write papers these days. Two days ago, she heard a few children say they would go Danzang was burned, but it turned out that Danzang was still doing well.

The corner of Sasuke's mouth twitched, and he replied helplessly: "You... you're a little naturally dumb. Normally, I would definitely be made to laugh by you, but now I can't."

He sighed, turned around and walked into the school, only then did the friends realize that Brother Zuo's expression was a little bit wrong, his eyes were a little red, and he was holding his stomach while walking (a bit full), saying that he had eaten too much (everyone I know Zuo Ge very well...)

Naruko took Hinata's arm and howled in everyone's mind with the mushroom of the mind: "Sasuke, I hate old man Danzo's exam, please give me the answer!"

Sasuke was stunned for a moment, and almost didn't realize why Danzo was called an old man. He replied in his heart: "I said, I haven't given up my studies after seven years of illness. Your combat class needs to be programmed."

Shikamaru poked Sasuke and reminded him with a mind mushroom.

"The smell of 'Qinglan' on your body is much stronger. What happened during this time of recovery? I remember Marcia said that the smell of 'Qinglan' will only be released if you use your body to brew 'Qinglan' for a total of more than three years." It’s so strong that I can smell it, I can smell it now as long as I get close to you, although this has something to do with my sharper sense of smell, but you should try to cover it up, otherwise the Inuzuka family will stick to you oh."

Qinglan is a top-level soothing potion. It takes a long time to brew, at least one month at a time. Even the smell can make people feel relaxed and comfortable. will be glued.

Sasuke rolled his eyes: "It's okay, I just think this medicine is very effective, so I took a little more."

But even so, he still asked Sai to help him make a special puff to cover up his body odor and breath, no cool oil, and now he will use the plaster handed over by Shikamaru to cover it up.

Everyone was chatting together, walking towards the teaching building, using mouth and mind mushrooms together, exchanging information non-stop, and made an appointment to have a picnic by the river together some other day, and hold a meeting by the way.

Turning to the bed, Xiaochun looked at Sasuke's back, and after a while, she lowered her head and smiled: "It's an illusion, I found the teacher's shadow on a Uchiha child, oh, that kid has the surname Senju, it's not bad What about my family?"

Although Sasuke was extremely helpless, Naruko finally passed the exam with his answers, and after the exam was over, Danzo slapped the podium.

He roared angrily: "You idiots! They all said that Chaoyan Palace was sent to the Kingdom of Wind for eight years and was buried in the land of the Thousand-handed Clan after death. Someone still wrote it wrong! You Nara Shikamaru, I’m talking about you, I’ll stop by my office after class!”

Shikamaru twitched the corners of his mouth, enjoying the sympathetic gazes of his friends from all directions, and sighed in his heart. Every time he took an exam, he first wrote the papers with full marks, and then changed the [-]-point answers to wrong. The trick has always been very useful, but how can you not get your shoes wet when you often walk on the shore?One accidentally wrote the idol information of the old man Danzang wrongly, well, now he has suffered a lot.

Sasuke looked at his 99-point test paper with a face full of embarrassment. The only score was deducted from a certain analysis question, because when writing that question, he really had no face to brag about himself... So he lost Haruno Sakura again in the test.

What's even more embarrassing is that, as far as he knows, Danzo didn't know the word "dog brain forehead" when he was young. It seems that Chao Yanji secretly cursed it when he was in the country of wind, and then Danzo learned this word.

In other words, when everyone is scolded by Danzang as a "dog brain", he is responsible.

Later, Shikamaru was trained by Danzo for half an hour before returning home, which is pitiful.

Then time flies, the days of the third grade of the ninja school are just like that, although because there are three kage-level ninjas sitting in the ninja school, the third generation and Danzo, the group of six cannot use the clone to skip class, but in various During exams and homework, life and death are desperate, but fortunately, Sakura and Sasuke are two top students who have been working hard, so life is still passable.

Sasuke also shared his time in the Warring States with his partners when the group of six had a meeting later. In order to cover up the dark history, he skipped the part about Chao Yan Ji and only said that he was possessed by a certain first generation named Shiratori Members of Anbu belonged to Akimichi Tokkaze, and it took a full seven years in the Warring States Period to recover from their injuries, during which they also suffered from "tongue".

Then on the day the second generation died, his time expired and he came back.

In addition, because the Warring States Period was more dangerous, his kaleidoscope ability was activated, and after talking about the ability, Sasuke's expression became serious.

"Speaking of which, I discovered an interesting thing in the Warring States Period... Uchiha Madara doesn't seem to have died in the Valley of the End."

Everyone's eyes widened: "Hey hey hey! Uchiha Madara!"

Sai nodded: "Indeed, according to the time you traveled to the past, you did experience the Battle of the Valley of the End, but Uchiha Madara didn't die at that time? Are you kidding? Could it be that the first Daimeguro locked Uchiha Madara Little black house, after that %￥#@&...and then suspended animation and stayed with him?"

Everyone looked at this guy with subtle expressions. By the way, Sai's system is 9525, a gentle beast who loves SM. If he doesn't open his mouth, he will be very obscene. He is the worst of the bad systems.

However, because other people are also children taught by a bad system, although they are a bit embarrassing, they actually still have a feeling of "this guy makes sense".

Knowing the truth, Sasuke said with a dark face: "No, Uncle Hashirama is not a beast like 9525. The problem lies with Uchiha Madara! The Uchiha family has a secret technique called Izanaki, which can cast The damage suffered by the victim, including all unfavorable factors including death, are all converted into dreams, and the price is that the eyes will lose their light forever after the operation."

"You mean Uchiha Madara used that technique to fake his death?" Shikamaru immediately understood what Sasuke meant.

And Sasuke nodded: "Well, on the day when the first generation died, I sensed the approach of the powerful Chakra, so I activated the druid's natural perception to perform a large-scale sensing, and found the traces of Uchiha Madara. I sensed the traces of another life form made by Yin Yang Dun, but that guy escaped too fast, I was limited by my identity and couldn’t track it down, and I didn’t find any traces of them afterwards.”

Hinata frowned: "People like Uchiha Madara suspended animation? There must be a big conspiracy?"

But Naruko's thinking turned to another road: "Going to visit the first generation before he died, but there is no other action, just like sending the first generation away."

She clasped her hands together: "It's so romantic!"

Sasuke was silent for a moment, ignoring Naruko.

"...In other words, if Uchiha Madara is still alive, he is a centenarian, but the Uchiha family will become stronger because of the yin attribute in the body after opening their eyes, so their lifespan is not too long. I think Madara The chances of surviving to the present are not high, but it would be bad if he left behind any conspiracy, I just said it to let you pay attention."

"Understood!" Everyone nodded together.

"By the way, I have another question!" Sakura raised her hand.

Sasuke looked at her: "What's wrong?"

Sakura gestured excitedly with both hands: "It's Asagao Hime, Asagao Hime, that very smart and beautiful Asagao Hime, the one who had a love affair with Master Nidaime, Sasuke, if you were in that era, you should also Have you seen Chao Yan Ji herself? Is she really that beautiful?"

It is said that Chao Yan Ji gave up her daimyo position for the sake of the second generation!The little girl is most interested in this, and although Sakura is working hard all day long, her girlish heart is still there!

Shikamaru also looked over with great interest at this time: "Indeed, that is the Princess Regent who almost ruled the world. Have you seen it? Have you taken any pictures?"

Everyone is a child who grew up listening to the legend of Chaoyan Ji. They have taken the exam many times.

Among other things, the land they are stepping on was all brought here with the help of Chao Yanji, the commercial street was also built with the help of others, and the school's infirmary was also proposed by her... The children have very good views. Yes, I still respect and love such a great man.

Sasuke was stared at by everyone, and the villain in his heart kept wiping cold sweat. As the saying goes, who doesn't know who is present?He is very clear that these guys are systematically cultivated human beings, and if he is not paying attention, he will be spotted, especially that guy Shikamaru!Who knows if he will find clues in his unnaturalness.

So at this moment, his acting skills exploded, and he took out a photo album from his arms very naturally: "Ah, I know you are interested in historical figures, this is the photo album I made, you can see it, but because I was It’s related to Anbu members, most of them were taken by Hokage’s office building, and there are a few photos of special scenes, but not many.”

So everyone gathered together to look through the photo album.

In this photo album, they saw the appearance of the first generation holding the young fifth generation together in the casino, and Mrs. the first generation Hokage was standing behind them with a pot...

There are photos of the second generation of approved documents, and there are blooming gourd flowers and white hibiscus in the bottles on the table...

There are the current ninja school giant Sarutobi, the director of Danzo's teaching department, the director of the transfer teaching, the vice-principal of Mito, a fat man, and a Uchiha standing together and chatting...

A young daimyo who is 180 catties healthy and fat...

Hinata sighed: "This photo album is simply a collection of big names when Konoha built the village, oh, this one seems to be Shikamaru's grandfather, and my grandfather, this is Sasuke's grandfather, right?"

She pointed to a photo of the task announcement office. The ancestors of several families looked dignified together, as if they were discussing important matters.

And at the end, a girl in a light blue kimono is sitting on the couch, making origami cranes with the little Godaimu. She has black hair, black eyes, and a picturesque face. She looks very quiet and delicate. Godaimu is leaning against her Beside them, the two looked very close, and it was snowing heavily outside the window.

"Wow—" the children exclaimed together.

After a while, Naruko praised: "Is this Chao Yanji? It's so beautiful, it's even more beautiful than mine."

If Naruko is a sunny, energetic and beautiful girl, Chao Yan Ji is an elegant and noble noble princess. It can be said that Chunlan Qiuju has her own charm.

And Sasuke sat on the side, watching his friends marvel at his beauty, always feeling ashamed of being publicly executed.