Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life

Obito is living fairly well now. Although he is serving a prison sentence, he has a good attitude. He listens carefully and speaks actively in the ideological class every day. He is a good student that the teacher likes very much. He is also dedicated to programming and building Chakra.

Generally speaking, he is a good prisoner with a good attitude. If his previous crimes were not too serious, his current performance may have reduced his sentence.

However, based on Obito's past crimes, he is now only in prison for life, which is already the result of a commutation of his sentence. There is no need to reduce it any further. It does not exist, and it will also destroy the unity of the land kingdom. (If Obito is commuted again, the ninjas in Mizunoshima will riot)

But even so, his usual life is better. Not only can he eat, drink and live, he can add quilts in winter, and in summer, Kakashi and Daimei come to give new clothes. In my spare time, I browse the Internet to catch up on new books, and read the follow-up of "A Song of Wood and Fire".

To be honest, this day is not too good.

Of course, there is a major event in the Mizunoshima area of ​​the country of land. If Tsunade can't handle it well, it is estimated that Mizunoshima will really riot, at least Tsunade thought so at the time.

Unexpectedly, after meeting with Terumi Mei through the light screen of the communicator, she found that although Terumi Mei's expression was gloomy, it was not so bad that it was irrational. This surprised Tsunade. Pay attention to the construction of the tourist area of ​​the underwater university town, and hope that the tourist area will add a few percentage points of gdp to the island of water, and the woman will go berserk. I didn't expect to still be sane?

As a result, when Tsunade asked, Terumi Mei took out a piece of paper with a dark face, with the four characters "Uchiha Madara" written on it.

She looked sad (the tourist area was destroyed) and said happily: "This is the signature Madara gave me."

That's right, Terumi Mei also likes Madara.

So Tsunade was dumbfounded.

Under Terumi Mei's Amway, she opened the chakra net and watched "Song of Wood and Fire", and finally fell into this god-like brainwashing pit.

While muttering "My grandfather is such a scumbag", the chairman of the pavilion called Fuyue and asked him who is "Uchiha's pride".

In this way, Fugaku was put into the pit of "A Song of Wood and Fire" by his cousin Amway, and as soon as Fugaku fell into the pit, Mikoto, Itachi, and Shisui followed suit, Fugaku and Mikoto fell into the pit, and Konoha's other high-level executives also fell , Itachi and Shisui fell into the pit, and the other professors of Konoha University also fell. The professors fell, and the students couldn't escape.

For a while, Song of Wood and Fire was like a flu virus, spreading among all the chakra net users in the land country, and the chakra net users basically included the entire ninja world.

Rose Banzi on the battlefield is on fire, so is the famous scumbag Mu Yezhu, and the nine tailed beasts laugh and cry, deeply feeling that their revenge will finally be avenged.

So this year's holiday is so lively that it's as exciting as the first day of school in previous years. Those who are good at things say that this is the strength of our ancestors. If there is a grievance, it will affect countless people and follow them on their backs. Don't fan her Can't do it.

The use of the word "she" is subtle, and Uchiha Quanna had something to say, he really called "sister" unconsciously, but he didn't expect Brother Madara to be so cruel that he beat him and Senju Bashirama together.

In the end, the three of them together owed a huge debt.

Really. Huge debt.

Anyway, this debt is so much that their salaries of retired veteran cadres are not enough to pay back.

Of course, this does not mean that their retirement wages are low. In fact, from Quannai seeing high-tech products, you can buy all kinds of products, and you know that their financial situation is very loose, but this time they smashed the underwater university town tourist area. .

It is not easy for Terumi Mei to be the administrator of the Mizunoshima area. For so many years, she has been looking forward to developing Mizunoshima into prosperity, harmony and happiness for the people. Improving the quality of education is also the only way for social development. In addition, she wants to increase gdp Xiao Jiujiu, she simply built the university city on the bottom of the sea, not only providing students with an interesting learning environment, but also developing tourism, killing two birds with one stone.

In order to build this university town, she is really tired. After finally dating Guixie and Pipa Shizang, she had a little hope of getting out of the singles, but for the construction of this university city, she was She went to Sanwei Iso to ask for help, and then went to the Ministry of Finance to ask Haruno Zhao's iron rooster for money, but the follow-up of the blind date was gone. She was busy.

It can be said that Terumi Mei is the kind of public servant who truly abandons private happiness for the sake of the people, but there are always people who can't stand it.

It's gone, it's gone, it's collapsed, it's all collapsed... These words are full of Terumimei's bitterness.

The miserable appearance of Terumi Mei kneeling on the ground and crying is really enough to make Hashirama, Madara, and Quanna, the three former heroes of the troubled times, feel guilty, and deeply feel that they and others have done something unreasonable.

So they couldn't bear it, so they accepted Terumi Mei's fine, and they were in huge debts from then on.

Fortunately, they accepted the fines honestly, because if they did not accept them, such immoral behavior would be illegal in this society ruled by law, and would cause the law enforcement officers of the police department to ask them to sit on the radiator .

That's right, now is not the time when random ninjas are not responsible for calling and fighting. If damage to public facilities is caused, they must be compensated.

Of course, no one in the police department can beat the three of them together. Even Fuyue can only barely draw with Madara, but Fuyue still has a son, and his son has five good engine oils to form a reputation with him. If things get serious about the illustrious Golden Six, the gods of the world might come down to the moon to arrest them personally.

All in all, Madara, Quanna, and Hashirama embarked on a journey to repay their debts.

Fortunately, there is a wooden escape in Hashirama, and Madara and Quanna's Susanoo are also very useful for the construction industry (there is no need to rent tower cranes), otherwise they may never pay back this huge sum of money for the rest of their lives.

At the same time, Uchiha launched a new activity called "Looking for Uchiha's Pride". Everyone is curious about who is so sacred, even the ancestors arranged it, and the arrangement is so wonderful and brainwashing. He is a god and man, so he must find out and observe and admire him.

It wasn't until this moment that Sasuke finally knew that something was wrong. His debut work, which he had never seen before, was exposed, and after investigation, the culprits turned out to be his idiot sister Naruko and brother-in-law Hina who had cheated countless times. field.

What can he do?He also has a headache!

Naruko and Hinata were also dumbfounded the moment they knew what happened. They really didn't expect that they could make such a big deal by typing a code to record a book on a shelf.

Naruko skillfully rushed towards Sasuke, then knelt down and slid in front of his stunningly beautiful brother, hugging his thigh and crying.

He cried and said, "Sasuke, I'm sorry for you. If you want to hit me, hit me, don't hit Hinata, and remember not to beat us to death or maim us. Boruto is still young, so we can't live without our parents!"

Sasuke's fists were clenched and loosened, he took a deep breath and then he took a deep breath, and finally he showed a smile that seemed to send chills down the spine: "I've been pregnant for three years, I understand, I don't blame you, get up."

Naruko, who was said to be stupid, wanted to cry again, because he found that he could not refute Sasuke's words.

Hinata silently stepped forward and pulled up Naruko who was about to tear off Sasuke's pants. After all, Sasuke is still suffering from the aftereffects of taking too many drugs. Definitely a little shaky.

She bowed her head in embarrassment: "Sasuke, I'm sorry, we were wrong, you hit us, I promise I will never fight back, if you think it will be tiring to fight now, you can ask your boyfriend to hit us."

Seeing that these two idiots apologized to him with embarrassment, in the end Sasuke couldn't really do anything to these two people, he thought to himself, forget it, these two couples are probably really raising children and raising fools , What do I care about with them.

So he knocked a chestnut each, and drove them home.

After driving the two of them home, Sasuke wiped his face and turned to face the real Shura field.

What is that sentence called, don’t be afraid of a real man, go bravely!

When the little friends came to apologize before, they had been silently serving tea and water with their hands folded between their chests, sitting on the sofa with a cold face, their legs crossed into Erlang legs, and they looked particularly unfriendly.

When Sasuke saw it, he thought it was broken, maybe he was really angry?

You must know that Tobima has always treated him with a good temper of "good, good", "okay", "whatever you want", but this does not mean that Sasuke really thinks Tobima is easy to provoke.

Tobima treats him well because he is Tobima's boyfriend. The two of them have waited for too long to be together now, so cherish and tolerate each other, and live a good life seriously. Sasuke occasionally It doesn't matter if it's a work, Tomona won't care about it with him, but this doesn't mean that Sasuke can really be a god. In fact, Sasuke and Toikama have always been measured when they get along.

Thinking of this, Sasuke became apprehensive.

He showed an expression similar to that of Naruko who was kneeling and gliding before, which made Tomama, who was sitting sullenly on the sofa, want to laugh a little, thinking that Sasuke and Naruko are indeed brothers and sisters, but the face was still tense.

What Sasuke did this time is really big. It's not that he doesn't know that Sasuke likes to write, but he can't write everything.

When this child was writing the book, he forgot all the sexual changes of his ancestors. Anyway, he felt that this was not a big deal. Besides, Sasuke didn't even let his own parents and himself be spared in the book. Considering this guy is pretty fair.

Besides, Sasuke’s perspective in writing books is very objective and fair, and the three views expressed in the text are also very positive. If you read more books written by him, you can also get some thoughts on politics and life. Thinking about it is quite educational.

But he also wrote about Konoha's modern political shady scene and sprayed it hard. Isn't this offending people?

If Tobuma wanted Sasuke to be the impeccable and flawless god in the world, he could do whatever he liked, he wanted to set fire to him and give him oil, but what is Sasuke's situation now?

He took too many drugs, and he couldn't even walk steadily. After walking for 10 minutes, he shouted that he was tired and asked him to carry it. In case Uchiha Madara and those who were uncovered by him wanted to trouble him, he could guarantee that he would not get hurt at all. by?

People who are over 100 years old are still so unstable. Didn’t Tobuma feel that Sasuke would not be able to handle the matter this time? No matter how bad it was, he and his parents, relatives and friends would have to fight against him. However, Tobuma felt that Sasuke’s attitude needs to be changed. .

He hopes that Sasuke can be more cautious, know how to protect himself better, and be more watertight so that no harm can touch him.

This is related to a heart disease in Feima.

Even knowing that Sasuke didn't plan to publish the book originally, and the trouble this time was due to the negligence of Naruko and Hinata, Tobuma was still a little scared.

You are so good at making trouble, what if you get injured because of this, and I have limited strength and can't help you much, what should you do?

Yes, those people are indeed not as powerful as you. You are born with a high IQ, so you must have something to protect yourself, but there are many ways to hurt people in this world.

What if someone wants to slander you in terms of reputation?

In case Naruko sends out the last "Song of Wood and Fire" this time, and the matter of Sasami = Asahi = Yuzuki is announced, will you be hurt by it.

He feels uneasy when he thinks about this, this is his biggest scruple, Qingyue Ji was indeed a nice thing to be an oiran back then, but is it really a good thing to be greeted and sent to Yoshiwara?

Now this child is a god in the world with a great reputation, what if someone finds out that he was a prostitute who was especially attractive to men in his previous life, and someone with a heart is causing trouble and spreading bad words, what will he do?

Will the golden body of the god of the world be stained with black spots that cannot be washed away?

If someone thinks about it again and says, oh, oh, this person is cold-hearted and cruel, and even hacked his brother and mother to death, and now he is helping the ninja kick over the daimyo's rule, saying that he is 25, so what should he do? manage?You must know that although the daimyo aristocratic class has been overthrown, the centipedes are dead but not stiff, and there are still feudal legacy jumping around there. A large part of Tsunade's workload is contributed by those people.

Thinking of this, Tomona continued to put on a cold face, thinking that Sasuke must know the seriousness of this matter.

And Sasuke, who didn't know where Tomona was thinking at all, raised his eyes, and glanced at Tomona a few times with his small eyes. Seeing that Tomona still had the same expression, he felt agitated in his heart, and finally decided that he still had to apologize.

I am 167 years old, but my boyfriend in his 40s found me writing an article about his sex change, and this article was known by everyone, and his brother became a scumbag in the book, he didn’t like it Grandpa Madara became his brother's gossip in the book, which is really not good, and it is right to be angry.

Of course, Sasuke thought he was fair when he wrote the book, and he wrote all historical facts, so he still didn't understand why Kinozhu was called a scumbag, why Madara became a goddess and was so ambiguous with Kinozhu.

Although he actually doesn't think he is very considerate of Tomona's feelings in this regard, because not only does he have a good impression of Grandpa Hashirama, but he also has a good impression of Grandpa Madara.

Sasuke can feel his conscience and say that Grandpa Madara is a good person. After all, when he was the oiran, he not only dove on Grandpa Madara once, but also had an affair with the second head of Grandpa Madara's rival family in the eyes of outsiders, but Grandpa Madara caught him. He didn't do anything to Qingyueji, and gave Qingyueji a bite of food. This kind of heart can't be described as "broad".

It is simply a peerless good man!

So until now, Sasuke also feels that Grandpa Madara is a good person, silly and sweet, and at the same time he feels a little guilty. After all, when he was young and ignorant, he cheated on others' feelings (Grandpa Madara said that he would marry Seyuehime).

As for being silly and sweet... Grandpa Madara is really stupid to be tricked like that by Heijue, at least Sasuke thinks he won't be fooled by a suspicious object that suddenly appeared for decades, but considering Grandpa Madara His brother died back then, and his mental state was not very good, so he can understand.

But all of this did not delay him from apologizing.

He walked behind Feijian, stretched out his hand that hadn't recovered the strange strength of the past, rubbed Feijian's shoulders and back vigorously, and said a little expectantly: "I was wrong, Feijian, I shouldn't write randomly, in the future I will Pay attention."

He was already good-looking, and he was still Feijian's favorite, and he was very arrogant to the outside world, so he softened his figure at this time, and Feijian's heart immediately softened.

That is Sasuke, a god who is highly respected outside, but he has always been considerate and gentle in front of him. He thinks he is an incomprehensible person, but Sasuke doesn't care, no matter whether he is cold or warm. The bad ones always give the best attitude.

No matter how indifferent he is to outsiders, he is so considerate and easy to talk to Tobiza. Sometimes Zuozuo's actions are more like acting like a baby. In front of Tobiza, he is like a rose with its thorns pulled out. The edges and corners are all put away, and if you think about it carefully, you may even feel a little sour.

What kind of character is Sasuke?With his current status and strength, it has always been the only place for others to please and accommodate him. How can He De in Qianshoufeijian make him treat me so well?

At this time, Sasuke saw that Toikama still had the same expression, and his heart continued to jump. He thought for a while, put his hands around Toikama's neck, rubbed Toikama's face, and blinked his eyes. The pretty face of a fairy showed a pitiful expression, as if to maximize the psychological impact brought about by the advantage of appearance.

He said in a soft voice: "I'm sorry, Feijian, don't be angry, why don't you hit me a few times, okay?"

Sasuke's tone at this moment was similar to Hinata Naruko's tone of apologizing to him. It can also be said that they are indeed brothers and sisters, and they apologized in the same tone.

But he couldn't stand it anymore because of Sasuke's tricks.

Nidaimu sighed, and hugged Sasuke tightly in his arms, feeling suddenly powerless in his heart.

Because he found one thing - just relying on Sasuke's position in his heart, trying to make Sasuke learn a lesson with a cold face does not exist.

He can't do it.

And Sasuke saw that his method of showing weakness seemed to be effective, and he felt a burst of joy in his heart. He decisively changed his position, straddled Feijian's thigh, aimed at the lips of Feijian, and licked it like a kitten. kiss.

Back then, when he was a real 6-year-old kid, 9527 had told him that men these days are lower-body animals, and if they made him angry, they would pull him into bed.

Nothing can't be solved with one shot.

If not, try again!

Sasuke decided to calm down Tomona's anger first, and then apologize to others and write a letter of guarantee, promising that Tobima will read all the books he writes in the future, so that there will be no more mistakes or omissions.

The god on earth didn't think there was anything wrong with his idea, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with teasing his lover, so his kiss was very passionate.

So he originally wanted to talk to Sasuke about what was wrong with this incident, and he froze. He felt that Sasuke's action was a bit wrong. How could it be so provocative?

But the beauty is in her arms, and it was the first time for the two of them to have sex a while ago. To be honest, everyone wants to enjoy the flowers. I don't know how many times it took.

That's why Sasuke kissed and rubbed on Toikama's body, and Toikama was actually quite unbearable, those hands touched Sasuke's waist without knowing when, and rubbed them, and touched one hand and entered Sasuke's. Clothes and skin-to-skin fit made the temperature between the two begin to rise.

At this moment, a light screen was projected from Sasuke's watch.

Let me explain here that Sasuke's watch has complete functions, including the permission setting of the communication table. For example, if Orochimaru, who is in the R&D department to pay his sentence for R&D work, calls, Sasuke's watch will not display the incoming call at all. At most, Sasuke would see Orochimaru's name when looking through the call records in the future, and he would decide whether to answer his call depending on his mood.

And if it was a call from a subordinate in the R&D department, it would be a normal ringtone, and Sasuke would answer it when he was free, and he would not answer it if he was not free.

But if it was Meiqin's mother's call, the call would be picked up directly, and a light screen would be projected from the watch.

It can also be said that this is the exclusive treatment Sasuke gave to his mother, even Fuyue's father and Brother Itachi did not have this treatment.

So when Mikoto saw Sasuke's situation through the communication light screen, her expression froze, and the question she originally wanted to ask Sasuke, "Is Uchiha's pride your precious son?" .

Behind her, the expressions of Fu Yue's father, Itachi brother, Shisui, and Tsunade also stiffened.

Yes, at this time these relatives of Sasuke's family gathered together to call him, because they all found that the writing style of "A Song of Wood and Fire" is very similar to "The Inner Wheel", "Legend of Shadows", and "Peak Mercenary" , and everyone knew that Sasuke was clamoring to be Uchiha's pride in his early years, so they wanted to ask.

Especially Tsunade, she still has Grandpa Hashirama, Madara, and Quanna three old ancestors who need to reply. If Sasuke wrote this book, she will find a way to help Sasuke hide it, so that the doll will not be found by the ancestors. Trouble, if it wasn't written by him, it would be easier, just go and find someone.

Who knew that I could see such a... scene!

Tsunade opened his mouth wide, watching Sasuke sitting on the body of his second grandfather and kissing him inseparably. The second grandfather's hand was still inserted into Sasuke's pants and kneaded. The movement was quite indescribable, and his mind went blank.

Mikoto, Fugaku, Itachi, and Shisui stared at each other after being silent for a while, and several giants called "Susano" just appeared in the pavilion building.

On that day, Tsunade rarely resonated with Terumi Mei.

Looking at the collapsed Pavilion Building, she said dryly, "Ah, it's collapsed, it's all collapsed."

Not only did my pavilion building collapse, but the image of my second grandfather also collapsed.

The second grandpa and the second grandma are still buried in Nanhechuan and the other is lying in the Qianshouzu grave!

Your love myth is still widely circulated in the mainland!

How could you just have sex with your grandnephew?

On the other side, when Sasuke and Tobuma were about to have a fight, he was stunned by the beeping sound from the watch. He first pushed away Tobuma, who was already enthusiastic, and then looked at the light screen stiffly.

His mother, father, brother Itachi and Shisui were wearing susano, looking at him coldly.

At that moment, Sasuke had four big words in his heart.

It's over, let it cool down.