Sasuke-kun said that the system ruins life

Recently Danzo feels very stuffy.

Although, as Konoha's most hated existence, he was so unlucky that even the third generation would feel relieved for a while, but now he is really heartbroken.

Because he felt that everything he did was going wrong.

First of all, there is a big problem at the root - Yakushi No Naoyu.

The woman with the calf-protecting attribute max is simply crazy. After learning that Yaoshidou was "used" by him, Yaoshi No Naoyu went into a rage, and used the previously hidden power to make Danzang suffer. The pharmacist walked back to his side.

Then when Danzo was about to deal with her, the traitor who leaked the information about Yaoshidou—Xin took his younger brother and part of his root power to defect to Yaoshi Nonoyu, and used the funds he didn't know where to come from to kill her. The world has been turned upside down, so now the root is split into two halves, one is the root of Danzo, and the other is the "traitor" headed by Yakushi Nonoyu.

What makes people vomit blood the most is that not only did the third generation acquiesce in the acquiescence of the pharmacist No Naoyu to lead the group of orphans to live a life of "not being a machine, but to be a person with feelings", and continue to serve the third generation, there is also a country of fire behind them The support of the son!It is estimated that the funds for the mutiny were also supported by the prince.

Ps: In fact, Shikamaru with the highest IQ hooked up with Shiko through plaster, and the wealth currently comes from Sakura...

The most frustrating thing is that he once again passed by Hokage, Tsunade, that blood-fearing waste, actually overcame his weakness and became the fifth generation!

Simply hateful!Danzo originally wanted to suppress the power of Hokage together with the elders when the position of the new Hokage was unstable, so that Tsunade could get mixed up and not go well, but Hiruza Sarutobi was still in a daze when he was about to abdicate and become the principal of the ninja school Holding tightly to the power in his hand, he spared no effort to suppress him.

The most hateful thing is that I don't know what kind of soup Uchiha Fugaku poured into Tsunade, and let his youngest son worship Tsunade as a closed disciple!

Tsunade was very kind to that kid, and he took that kid with him when he returned to the village, and Sarutobi actually agreed to this!

Danzo said he was going to explode in anger, and the people around him said why didn't Danzo really blow it up?

But the situation is actually like this ========

When Shizune said that the Uchiha patriarch came to visit, Tsunade's first reaction was "No see!"

Senshou and Uchiha are rivals who have been passed down for thousands of years, how can she meet immediately?As soon as Uchiha said they wanted to meet, she agreed, so wouldn't she be very shameless, Tsunade-sama?

And she is busy now, for some reason, in the land of fire, a kind of plastic underwear suddenly appeared, which is quite popular, and the effect is not good (she didn't buy it!).

But the point of this question is that the mysterious lingerie seller often brings a hot boobed beauty with him in his sales pitches.

Here comes the point!

That big girl looks like Tsunade!mold!one!Sample!

So Tsunade is currently investigating this matter, and even delayed her return to the village. She is embarrassed to tell this kind of thing, and she absolutely cannot let her reputation continue to be tarnished by that unscrupulous underwear dealer. Therefore, regardless of Uchi What is the purpose of Bo Fuyue coming here, Tsunade is not in the mood to pay attention to him.

When Shizune sent in another green spar, Tsunade's expression finally changed.

This thing looks so familiar, why does it look like the kind of crystallization made by my grandfather with Yang Dun Chakra?This kind of crystallization has quite a lot of effects. It can not only speed up wound healing, but also suppress the tailed beast to a certain extent. It is a big treasure.

How could there be such a thing on the Uchiha side?

Tsunade thought about it, and finally decided to meet Uchiha Fugaku, and then Fugaku said "Hi cousin" when they met.

What the hell! ! !Cousin, your sister!When did my old lady Senju have a relationship with Uchiha? (There are really...)

And Fuyue was quite calm. While driving Sasuke out to let him play by himself, he had a private conversation with Tsunade, but no one knew what they talked about, but he called Sasuke in during the period. Wood Dun", and then let him go out to play with the pig named Pupu.

Then, Tsunade greeted Sasuke with a friendly expression and told him that he would practice with him in the future.

And Fuyue patted his son's head reluctantly, and said softly: "Sasuke, no matter what happens, you are my favorite son."

#胡：What about me? #

And Sasuke (whose name has already been listed in Senju's genealogy) was puzzled: "Huh? Dad, what happened? Why did I stay with Aunt Tsunade?"

It's really hard for Fuyue to say to his son, "For the ease of Uchiha and Hokage, I will send you to the Senju family who has no males as the heir, in exchange for friendship and protection with the future Hokage."

Even at this time, Tsunade had already quickly written Sasuke's name on the Senju family's genealogy, and placed it under the branch of Senju Momoka, for fear that Fuyue would go back on his word.

After all, she is also a 50-[-]-year-old person, and she has long since calmed down and never wants to fall in love, let alone have children. If a man with a thousand-handed blood descends today, she will be sorry if she doesn't seize the opportunity to get her own heir. Ancestors.

Fu Yue's father felt guilty and thought about it, er, why not tell him the truth after the child grows up and becomes more sensible...

So he patted his youngest son's head, and said flickeringly: "Master Tsunade is the most powerful medical ninja in the whole ninja world. In the future, Master Fifth, Sasuke should follow her to practice well, and be a helper for father and brother in the future, okay? Anyway, when Master Tsunade returns to the village to take his place, Sasuke will still live at home."

Sasuke blinked, lowered his head and thought for a while, at this time, the results of the system's education for him came out.

It should be known that plane vendors are a very demanding and high-risk occupation. Vendors have to go to many planes with different political systems, energy systems, and various strange species to sell their piles of products.

Therefore, the most important thing for a qualified street vendor is adaptability - Sasuke did a good job at this point, even if he fell into Gao Tianyuan, he quickly found a job, and even completed a high-level task, and led the task alive The target, the father in the pocket, returned to the original plane.

But this is also inseparable from 9527's efforts. Don't look at 9527's hobby of watching porn and playing games. It is not a serious system, but he spared no effort in training Sasuke.

Because Sasuke's growth in force has been inherited in the Druid ability seeds, his teaching to Sasuke mainly focuses on cultural courses.

So far, Sasuke has learned a lot of ninja school knowledge through Brother Itachi's textbooks. Even if he is thrown in the ninja school's graduation exam now, he can still pass the exam. These are all reminded by 9527.

In addition, Sasuke read a lot of world history books (reminded by 9527), and got a library card in the Konoha Library, and went to read books if he had nothing to do.

Most importantly, 9527 also gave Sasuke basic mathematics education (equivalent to high school mathematics and physics), popularization of general knowledge of each plane (equivalent to telling Sasuke the history of each plane as a story), and political lessons!

Here I would like to say that the plane where Sasuke is located has a history of political struggles that is not very exciting, or the political struggle pattern of this plane is far inferior to that of another plane called Earth.

After all, there are supernatural powers in this plane, so if something happens, everyone will start fighting directly. When encountering an unimaginable and immediate crisis of annihilation (@烟爷), naturally, they don’t use their brains too much.

Therefore, the current politics of the six-member group of street vendors are taught systematically, including the development history of various countries, as well as major military declassified archives, confidential documentaries, "Zi Zhi Tong Jian", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Sun Tzu's Art of War", famous speeches Small video and so on...

In addition, there are "The Development History of the Interstellar Federation", "Secret Files of the Galactic Empire", "The Special Political System of the Zerg", "32 Coups in the Alpha Magic Empire", etc... This is to allow the vendors to adapt Various political systems in various worlds.

But in the future, among the group of six street vendors, there will be a certain Hokage who can easily reform his own decadent system, the only Mrs. Hokage who has not been ignored by the public because of his diplomatic talent, the richest woman who followed the policy and made a fortune, and the chief of staff Konoha who married the princess of the outer village. , The leader who rose to power through a peaceful coup at the root... It shows that the education of the system is successful.

So when Fu Yue said the identity of Tsunade's future five generations, Sasuke felt that he understood his father's thoughts.

After all, Sasuke probably understands the embarrassing situation of Uchiha and the village. In fact, Sasuke even has the idea of ​​​​changing the position of Uchiha Village by becoming Hokage himself.

So at this moment, Dad let him, the youngest son of the Uchiha patriarch, become a disciple of the future Hokage. This is a signal of friendship, right?Although he felt a bit reluctant to not be able to go home with his father for the time being, Sasuke, who had entered the adult society and worked in Gaotianyuan, and experienced life and death in "that place", thought he was quite sensible.

So he nodded obediently: "Sasuke will learn from Aunt Tsunade well!"

In this way, Sasuke became Tsunade's closed disciple, and the heir of the Senju family that was not announced to the public (I didn't know it), and without his consent, he had his own name on the Senju family tree - Senju Hand Sasuke.

As for whether Tsunade caught the underwear dealer in the end... Of course not~ Because the person she sent to investigate this matter was the captain of the first team under the third generation under the banner of the new root-Nobu.

The author has something to say: some of the content in the article is made up by the author, but some of it is actually true.

The Konoha educational environment... refers to the Konoha that cultivated Danzo, Obito, Orochimaru... 2333. I feel that Konoha is the one who has sent the most bosses to the ninja world.

And Tsunade felt that it was not going well when he was Hokage. After all, the elders were powerful, and Danzo, the shit-stirring stick, never stopped. As for Naruto, his position as Hokage may not be easy to do. After all, although he is strong in the later stage, but I'm afraid his leadership wisdom... Anyway, it's rare for a leader to treat him like him.

The author heard from a certain male author before that the reason why Nibo cartoonists generally have a poor view of the overall situation is not to blame themselves, because I am the only country in the world that lists political courses as compulsory, so it is said that Worse, the Three Views of Manga is too naive, and most of the manga friends who are so peaceful because of love are concentrated here. We can’t blame the cartoonist himself for this, thank God for letting the author be born in my rabbit.

But in the end, it seems that Hinata has achieved the highest achievement, and Naruko is a diplomatic expert (after all, she has good looks, military strength and background. Madam diplomacy, Naruto also has very good friendship with Kazekage, Eight-Tailed Jinchuriki, and Daimyo of the Snow Country) .

And Sakura, as a schoolmaster, followed the policy and worked hard to make money, and finally reached the pinnacle of life, marrying Bai Fumei in the ninja world.

Shikamaru, as Hinata's deputy, married the princess of Sand Ninja Village and returned home. She made a lot of money secretly and was also a personal winner.

On Saii's side, after inheriting the root, he and Ino became the root leader and opened up a point of collusion with power and money.

Sasuke is super strong in natural resources (backed by Uchiha and Senju), but in the end this part of the resources belongs to Brother Itachi, and Sasuke is always in the jungle, but he is actually the one with the highest achievement in each aspect of the vendor six , because he finally started a business in another plane, and created a force that is not inferior to the Ninja sect. As the saying goes, Indra no longer looks down on the little foundation of the Sage of the Six Paths, and it is more promising to start a business by himself.

Although the author himself is not a very good person, and he can't write very well in some places, but let me yy, who said that the author is a die-hard fan of the second assistant, that's it~