After the trumpet was ripped off

At the beginning of November, Shao Bai and Xiao Ranran attended a high school reunion.

The two naturally became the center of the topic. The students were very happy and toasted in turn, as if they were celebrating their marriage.

Yang Peng walked around a circle of people and rubbed against Xiao Ranran, hiccupped, pulled him and whispered, "Xiao...Xiao Ranran, I have to thank you."

Xiao Ranran raised his eyebrows to signal people to continue talking. Yang Peng shook his arm and said, "When I was electing the squad leader, Shaobai and I were just one vote short. I know you voted for me in the end."

"At the New Year's Day Gala, everyone laughed at me for not being good at ballroom dancing. Only you encouraged me! Only you let me continue!"

"At the last meal of graduation, you told me that Xia Ning was drunk and asked me to take care of it. I, I, I thank you so much, we are going to get married soon. You are our matchmaker!"

Shaobai didn't know when he came over, and put his hand on Xiao Ranran's waist generously, gently put it in his arms, and whispered in his ear, "When were you so kind? Why don't I believe it?"

Xiao Ranran remained silent, picked up the wine glass and touched it with Yang Peng, and drank it down in one gulp.

On the way back, Shaobai called a substitute driver and asked him to drive to the Bay Area.

Xiao Ranran leaned on Shaobai's body in the back seat, took his fingers, bolstered his courage with alcohol, and confessed a lot of old things in a rambling manner.

"When choosing the class monitor, I chose Yang Peng. Because the three class monitors next door are all female, and they always look at you like that."

"You're right, I don't really want to encourage him to dance." Xiao Ranran showed an indescribable expression, and his poisonous tongue skill was activated, "What kind of thing is he dancing? Who can watch it? The chickens raised in the countryside are singing and dancing They are better than him! But if he doesn’t, you will.”

"When I was drinking at graduation, Xia Ning wanted to take advantage of the chaos to confess her love to you. The girls knew about it, and I overheard it." Xiao Ranran said aggrievedly, "I'm afraid they will coax you together, so you run away with them So I asked Yang Peng to take care of her and take her home."

Shao Bai couldn't help laughing, "Little liar, what else are you doing that I don't know about?"

Xiao Ranran said slowly, "You know the girls who bring you water, right? As soon as I finish bringing you water, I'll pay them with my back."

"Before, there was an idiot in the school who voted and said something like a school grass. I saw that you were about to reach the top of the vote, and paid someone to hack that."

"The classmate mutual aid group was also mentioned by me and the teacher. You are too tall, and I can't be at the same table with you. I can only save the country with curves."

"When you were a sophomore in high school, you received too many love letters. I deliberately didn't buy draft paper, and used the back of those letters to write math problems every day. They couldn't write well." Xiao Ranran frowned, "Not half as good as me."

Shao Bai's heart softened into a puddle of water, he kissed the top of his hair lovingly, and asked, "What else?"

"There is more." Xiao Ranran looked up at him and said, "Do you remember those short essays read by the host of the sports meeting? I remember that there was an essay about Shao Bai, a sprinter from the second and third classes of senior high school, you are so handsome, I am too rare You, this one?"

Shao Bai's heart suddenly tugged.

Xiao Ranran paused, summoned up his courage, and continued, "It wasn't a prank, I wrote it."

Shao Bai asked hoarsely, "Is there anything else?"

"When I was in college." Xiao Ranran drooped his head, extremely disappointed. "You lied to me that you were going to Shanghai too, but you didn't. Not only did you not, you had a girlfriend not long after school started."

Xiao Ranran looked at the tall buildings passing by outside the window, and stretched out half of his head to blow the wind.Shao Bai felt that this action was dangerous, so he got closer to him, and it became two people sharing a seat.Xiao Ranran laughed a few times and said, "What are you doing! Why don't you just put me on your lap!"

"But..." Xiao Ranran said thoughtfully, "We haven't had navel oranges yet..."

Xiao Ranran pushed Shaobai away, and said sarcastically, "You said she was the school belle. But how could she be as good-looking as me? The school belle looks like that? What kind of place is that? A school for the blind?"

The driver couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Shao Bai smiled helplessly, and patted his back comfortingly.

"But I didn't say anything." Xiao Ranran raised his head and asked, "Do you know which one of the 36 tricks is the best to use?"

Shao Bai was dumbfounded, he thought he probably guessed it.

"A bitter trick." Xiao Ranran said in a low voice, "I have used it for a whole year, and the sky pays off, and I finally gave you two a lot of trouble."

There was a few seconds of silence in the car, save for the ticking of the turn signal on.

"Master!" Xiao Ranran shouted to the front row, "Don't think I'm wicked! I've already paid myself to him!"

"Shaobai, whether you think I'm stupid or paranoid, it's too late." Xiao Ranran grabbed Shaobai's collar and threatened fiercely, "You are with me, on this thief ship of mine. Don't even think about it for the rest of your life."

Shao Bai followed the trend and lowered his head to place a fiery kiss on his lips, Xiao Ranran responded for a while, then pushed him away, and said seriously, "Something is wrong."

He seriously corrected, "You fell for me, don't even think about it for the rest of your life."

The driver in front heard it clearly, looked at Shao Bai, and showed an awkward yet polite smile.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, I finally got home. The driver's ears were numb from hearing this touching love story.When getting out of the car, Xiao Ranran was still holding on to him, insisting that he was a professional storyteller, and he wanted to take money from him.Shao Bai wanted to carry him away on his shoulders, but Xiao Ranran quit, put his arms around Shao Bai's neck, and jumped onto him.

Shao Bai supported his buttocks and walked forward, Xiao Ranran's legs wrapped around his waist tightly.His eyes were clear and clear, and he wasn't a bit drunk, but he was babbling and singing.

Xiao Ranran was half-drunk at first, not to the point of not being ignorant of human affairs, and all the things on the road were deliberately deceitful.

When Xiao Ranran arrived home, he looked at Shao Bai's back as he entered the bathroom, licked his lips, and thought it was very good, everything came according to his plan.

He rubbed his eyes vigorously, and rushed in stumblingly.

……

He helped Xiao Ranran go upstairs, Xiao Ranran stopped at the stairs and did not move.

Xiao Ranran sat down on the ground, rubbing Shaobai's thighs, "Honey, I'm drunk."

Shaobai's face is calm, and his heart is full of joy, how can the little liar not even pretend to be drunk!so stupid!That's so cute!

No one would automatically and obediently admit to being drunk! ! !

He knew Xiao Ranran too well, the other party would never talk so much when he was drunk, let alone move so much.Shaobai's face was covered with blood, and he thought, it seems that this ancestor really didn't know what it was like to drink too much.Okay, let me see what kind of medicine you sell in your gourd!

Shao Bai knelt down and asked in a low voice, "Drunk? Then what? What do you want to do?"

Xiao Ranran blinked and whispered, "You."

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