After the trumpet was ripped off

Xiao Ranran participated in an offline store event of the cosmetics he endorsed. On that day, Xiao Geshen was in a good mood, always smiling and taking pictures with fans, and he also took the initiative to ask fans how to post good pictures. Unexpectedly, fans asked him, you p Why didn't the picture post on Weibo?Xiao Geshen showed a mysterious smile, and then he didn't feel that he was wicked at all. He cut out a picture of himself taken by fans, pretending to be a selfie, and wrote in large size on Weibo: The weather is so nice.

After waiting for a long time, from the end of the event to the airport, to getting off the plane and going home, Shao Bai did not reply.

Xiao Ranran felt that he was too worthless, and was about to uninstall Weibo immediately. He played with his mobile phone while walking, and when he came to the door of his house, Shao Bai sat on the steps and looked at him eagerly.

Xiao Ranran leaned over slightly, "I haven't changed the password, why don't you go in?"

"I'm afraid you'll sue me for trespassing."

"So..." Xiao Ranran squinted at Shaobai who was hanging on her body, and gently pushed, "This is the reason why you chose Pengci? You have a home, why don't you come back?"

Shaobai staggered a few steps, with a bitter face, "My wife is gone, I can't live in a new house. My house is the fuse of my wife's departure, so I have no face to live in."

Xiao Ranran didn't answer, and entered the door.

Shao Bai followed him in, lying on the sofa and moaning, "Nobody loves anyone, I'm just a little cabbage."

Xiao Ranran rolled his eyes, and Shao Bai continued, "My wife is going to kick me."

"This kind of life is really bad food."

Xiao Ranran didn't even look at him, and lay down on the massage chair next to him, which Zhou Jing and Xue Luochen sent him off before they left.

Shaobai cleared his throat, and changed the voice of the broadcaster: "Hello, audience friends, welcome to today's focus interview. The main highlights of this issue are: the great variety show god Shaobai was kicked out, and the song god Xiao Ranran was indifferent. Yes Because the formaldehyde in the new house exceeds the standard? Or is it some unknown story? What kind of love and hatred are hidden behind it? Let me take you closer to reality and pull back the curtain of this ugly truth—”

Shaobai sat up, patted the coffee table with one hand, and began to comment on storytelling: "In the 21st century, there is a young man named Xiao Ranran who is all over the world, hey, who is that, let me introduce it to you, as the saying goes! The God of Songs smiled, and the King of Hades made a detour! Dangdang! Shaobai looked at it, hey, something is wrong! Why is this person running away?"

Shaobai took a few steps forward, covered his face with his hands, and let out a groan: "You made it, you are really too much! How can you be so red! The boy closed his eyes just to want you to kiss him on his lips !"

Shao Bai continued to switch channels: "The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest feeling has no words. Loving you is not long, but only a lifetime. Loving you is never forgotten, only one life."

The corner of Xiao Ranran's mouth twitched lightly, what kind of mess are these?

Shao Bai, who tried his best to get his wife's attention, took a deep breath and used his trump card.He opened his mouth and sang, "I have a little cutie that I want to ride every day, but this little cutie is so skinny~ I'm holding my little butt with one hand, I'm so proud~ I looked down and shot all over the floor~"

Xiao Ranran's face turned from white to red, from red to blue.

The massage chair stopped working, Shao Bai tilted his body, as if he was about to fall to the ground.

Xiao Ranran asked, "What do you want to sing again? Concubine Shao is drunk?"

Shao Bai pointed to his forehead, "Come and touch it."

"Fever?" Xiao Ranran got up to find medicine for him, and asked, "Why don't you go to the hospital if you have a fever, I can't treat the disease."

Shao Baixin said that I really want to, I still want to be photographed and lead the media to publicize that I have a fever because of excessive indulgence and being drained. See, you still look like the [-] million you didn't pull from me.

"It's all because of the basin of water you splashed that day, which made me catch a cold."

Xiao Ranran turned over the medicine box and paused, "It's a basin of water, not the rainy season in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River."

"What's the matter, aren't you happy that people are unresponsive?"

"Okay, okay." Xiao Ranran took out the medicine carefully, looked at it, and frowned, "It's expired. I'll go out and buy you some medicine, you can lie down first."

Xiao Ranran didn't take his mobile phone when he went out, and the convenience store was still some distance away from his home. Shao Bai lay down and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Xiao Hui called several times. He thought there might be something important, so he answered it.

"Son." Xiao Hui said apologetically, fearing that Xiao Ranran would hang up again, she sped up her speech, "We're sorry for you, we shouldn't meddle in your affairs with such lowly means, Xiaobai...is a good boy , on your aunt's side, mom will come to apologize in person. From now on, you two... Mom won't take care of her anymore, is that okay?"

"Son, are you listening?"

Shaobai's eyes were dim, and he said shyly, "Auntie, it's me."

Xiao Ranran bought cold medicine, fearing that people would feel nauseous after taking it, so she went to the kitchen to cook noodles, Shao Bai almost buried her head in the bowl, and ate without saying a word.The atmosphere was surprisingly weird. Shao Bai, who was still chatty just now, looked like an autistic person. He took the medicine with warm water and sniffed, "I'm leaving."

"En." Xiao Ranran responded, seemingly unintentionally asking, "Where are you going?"

"main entrance."

"What?"

"At the door of your house." Shaobai walked out with his hands in his pockets, turned around and asked after a few steps, "Can you get me a blanket?"

"What are you doing at the door?"

"I'm angry with you, I don't want to be in the same room with you." Shao Bai said with certainty.

Xiao Ranran lowered her face, pointed at the door, and said coldly, "Hurry up and get out. Next time, don't ask me for anything, do you understand what a quarrel is?"

"Can you be reasonable? I was bullied by your family, and you still turn your anger on me, don't you?" Shao Bai turned around, walked in front of Xiao Ranran, squeezed his chin slightly, and slowly Said, "Xiao Ranran, there is a bottom line for me to spoil you."

"My mother-in-law designed me, and my daughter-in-law is still angry with me after knowing the whole story. What do you want me to do? Continue to kneel and lick you?"

Xiao Ranran stared at Shao Bai, and twisted his waist with one hand.

Shaobai felt the pain, and let go of the hand that was pinching the man's chin. Xiao Ranran imitated his tone just now, crossed his arms and said, "I like you with a bottom line."

He raised his lips and smiled sarcastically, "You said that I like you that day because you were moved by yourself, so what should I do now? Should I think this scene is really exciting and my acting is great?"

"I didn't ask you to kneel and lick me. You can go."

Shao Bai paused for a few seconds to open the door, and walked out without saying anything.

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Not long after the refrigerator chapter of the first season of the web drama "Gravity" filmed by Shaobai ended, the program team received a good response, and immediately started preparations for the second season of the wardrobe chapter.

The hosts are still Ning Sisi and Shao Bai, and Xiao Yuyu and Ji Chenche are invited for the first episode.

Ning Sisi teased a few words about the Beijing F4, which was very popular a while ago, "Why are you just three people? Where is the song god?"

Ji Chenqi continued, "Because the God of Songs dislikes us, he is preparing to go solo."

"It's impossible to fly alone." Shao Bai said seriously, "As the captain, let me clarify that if we want to leave, we will go together."

Xiao Yuyu's closet was stuffed randomly, and this episode of the program inexplicably kept cueing Xiao Geshen Shaobai said, "Next time your brother is in a bad mood, you can guide him to your house."

Ji Chenchen's wardrobe is very neat, and he looks like a clean freak.Ning Sisi and Shao Bai looked at the clothes inside. Besides the clothes and home clothes given by the sponsor, there was even a school uniform inside.

Ning Sisi exclaimed and asked, "Is Chen Chen so nostalgic? The high school uniforms are still there?"

Ji Chenchen pursed his lips and smiled, Xiao Yanxi sent himself a video of him playing basketball some time ago, the boy was tall and handsome, which caused the girls next to him to scream.While showing off, Xiao Yanxi asked him curiously: Do you have any photos of wearing school uniforms?

Ji Chenchen replied: We were not allowed to bring mobile phones in school at that time, and the graduation photos were taken in school uniforms, but I forgot to take them.

Xiao Yanxi sent a bunch of coquettish expressions: I really want to see it!Bro, please take a picture!

So Ji Chenche specially called his mother in his hometown and asked her to send her school uniform, and sent many photos of her wearing it.

After the recording of the show, Xiao Yuyu ran to talk to Shao Bai and asked, "Have you and my brother reconciled after the quarrel?"

Shao Bai shook his head.

After the quarrel before, the two people would chat and care about each other, but now they don't even chat.When other people fall in love, they eat three meals a day, but he is lucky, he has been in the cold war for so long.

Seeing that Xiao Ranran's Nanjing concert was coming up in a few days, Shao Bai wandered around, wondering if he would sing "Ru Si" this time?It's the title song of the new album, so you should be able to sing it, right?Is it still last this time?Do you think of yourself when you sing?After singing... Do you still love yourself after singing?

Shaobai cursed secretly in his heart, what the hell is the bottom line?

When he got in the car, he called Lin Haiyang and asked about Xiao Ranran's itinerary, and Chen Qi who was next to him was hesitant to speak.

"Say something quickly." Shao Bai said impatiently.

"Brother, have you drank all the traditional Chinese medicine boiled for you?" Chen Qi looked at Shao Bai's face and asked cautiously.

Shaobai said in surprise, "I've recovered from my illness early, what kind of Chinese medicine do I still drink?"

Chen Qi's face froze.

That day Shaobai came out of Xiao Ranran's house, stubbornly stood at the door and waited for someone to tell him to go back and waited for more than an hour.The autumn wind was rustling, and I would have recovered after taking the medicine, but I didn't expect the disease to get worse.When Chen Qi rushed to Shaobai's house, Shaobai's legs hurt from standing for a long time, coupled with weakness, he couldn't walk steadily.Chen Qi hurriedly helped him to lie down, fearing that he would not feel well, he had to change his pajamas first, but he didn't expect to see the blue spot on Shao Bai's waist, his first reaction was that it was so.

Then, Chen Qi thought a little angrily, Xiao Ranran is such a scumbag!Torturing people like this without even asking a question, you can still be kicked out of the house!

Chen Qi, who has always cared about the physical and mental health of his artists and was conscientious, went to a Chinese medicine clinic not long after. He hesitated for a long time before explaining that what he wanted was medicine specially for weak men.

And this man didn't rape others, but was raped.

The old Chinese doctor pushed his glasses, looked at Chen Qi who had been in front of him for a long time, and after prescribing the medicine, he said earnestly, "Drink this medicine once every two days, let's drink it for a month first. Alas, you young people just don't love yourself body. How can this kind of thing happen so often? Do you want to spend your old age peacefully in the future? You can’t just give him what he wants, you know?”

Chen Qi blushed and left the Chinese medicine clinic as if fleeing.

Back to the present, Chen Qi looked at Shao Bai complicatedly and asked, "You still want to go? Are you sure you want to go?"

"If the mountain doesn't come, it's me. If I go, I will go to the mountain. Why don't I go?" Shao Bai paused, then smiled, "Do you think I'm so cowardly in rushing to find him? Let me tell you, our Shao family's Men dote on their wives, really, my dad is so used to my mom."

Chen Qi said dryly, feeling complicated.After all this, you still have to declare yourself as an attacker?Fine.But will I get it wrong?It's not Xiao Ranran who wants to be dissatisfied, but Shao Bai?It was Shao Bai who wanted to do this and that again and again, and Xiao Ranran couldn't bear it, so he kicked him out?

Chen Qi couldn't stop thinking about it, Shaobai was already at the place, and then he remembered the last sentence, "Then after the event... remember to drink the Chinese medicine after the event."

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Next update Wednesday!Prepare for the exam on Monday and Tuesday, okay!