After the trumpet was ripped off

After the third and fourth episodes of "Sweetness of Life" were broadcast, netizens changed the name to "Sweetness of Shaoran".

"Distressed Xiao Yuyu", "Shaobai's fancy begging", "wydscqyx", "Is there a scientific basis for taking body temperature with lips", and "Our Shao family is stubborn" These have been on the hot search one after another .And Xiao Ranran's suffocating operation of writing initials to leave a message made people laugh out loud, and actually set off a wave of bad words on the Internet.

Zijin also followed this trend, and the most recent Weibo post is: pym! wygdjqjjt! sryy! yyadj! mmd!

Xiao Ranran wants to cry but has no tears. What kind of evil is this?

However, today the two people's hot search is not sprinkling sugar, but a sweet potato fan who ran into Shaobai in a restaurant. Based on the principle of not disturbing the idol, he just quietly took pictures and posted a Weibo to blow Shaobai's words Prosperous beauty.Unexpectedly, sharp-eyed fans zoomed in and zoomed in, restored and restored, and found that besides Shao Bai and his parents, there was another mother and daughter in the picture.This time Douban Group [-] was also mobilized, and Jiang Wan was immediately picked up in the picture, and some insiders broke the news that he was a classmate of Shaobai University, and Shaobai University had such a girlfriend and met his parents.

The sweet potato fans are based on the mentality of "our baby doesn't talk, it doesn't get back together, and blessings if they get back together", this matter will soon pass harmoniously.

But there was another Weibo account that continued to dig, and found that Jiang Wan was the lucky audience of Xiao Ranran's fan meeting, and said that he was Xiao Ranran's fan.

Even more coincidentally, someone took a photo of Xiao Ranran and Jiang Wan entering a coffee shop together.

Tsk tsk tsk, now both Xiao Ranran's black fans and Shaobai's black fans are active, what's superficially rotten, and they're very capable of fighting for a woman? Girl Ran was not to be outdone, and started fighting around.

"Please, we Xiao Ranran have so many fans! It's not a big deal to be liked!"

"I, xtms, xrr, are good friends with sb brothers on the surface, but secretly ask out my girlfriend. Can sb pick up this hat? Wait and see how you clean the floor"

"I've seen my parents xrr, don't you know how to keep your distance...it's scary"

"Will Xiao Ranran and Shao Bai not know about her after more than ten years of relationship? It's just a meeting in an ordinary coffee shop. Why are some people so gloomy?"

"That's right, and Shaobai didn't say anything about getting back together, did he?"

"Did you get back together and the parents of both parties met? Bhys, let me ask, are you fans low-collared and mentally handicapped?"

"I really feel sorry for our brother, please xrr don't rub the heat, can you? From the beginning of the debut to the present, there is no end to it?"

"Say that our family is rubbing the heat? Open your dog eyes to see who is sticking to us every day when they are doing the show!"

"Is this true or not? I have a friend whose family members are in the editing department of the "Raw Sweet" program group. He also said that the reason why xrr and sb quarreled was because of this?"

"It's all said to be the effect of the show, and there are a group of fn who are self-proclaimed in place. Shaoran girl is a fart, let's change it to a knife girl."

"Not to mention anything else, I still believe that Shaobai and Xiao Ranran have been in love for more than ten years. A person who is blind to BB regardless of whether it is true or false, NMSL [love]."

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Most of the marketing accounts and reporters didn't dare to take the rhythm because they were afraid of offending people, but things had already fermented. Both Chen Qi and Lin Haiyang were preparing for crisis public relations.Anyone with a discerning eye knows that someone deliberately messed with Xiao Ranran in this matter, and they can blackmail Shao Bai by the way.

The two of them have never been hacked by such a large-scale and premeditated buying army since their debut. Lin Haiyang was afraid that Xiao Ranran would lose his temper and go to Weibo to become a black fan, begging Shaobai to confiscate Xiao Ranran's phone.Shao Bai didn't want Xiao Ranran to read those bad comments and get involved in this matter, so he just pushed the boat along.On his side, he called a good buddy and asked him to help him find out who the microblog account is.

Gu Sheng also hates it so much that his teeth itch. If something happens at a time like this, it's not sure which variety show is going to be aired on purpose. He looks around for friends to find out who is behind the scenes.

On the contrary, Xiao Ranran, the person involved in the public opinion center, was very idle, and even found an old classic movie to watch.He was absent-minded, and looked at Shaobai from time to time, and Shaobai would give him a look of "I'll take care of this, you just lie down quietly", and Xiao Ranran couldn't watch the movie anymore, so she just listened to Shaobai's phone call to deal with it With this matter, why do you think he is so domineering like this?Simply handsome.

I don't know what the other person said, Shaobai sneered, "You think I have a good temper, don't you? I've been bullied to the door, I must teach them how to behave, no matter who it is, first block it and then talk about it. There are people behind that It would be even better, a litter, so I won’t have to worry about it.”

Xiao Ranran raised his hand to cover his thumping chest, damn it, fell in love all of a sudden.

Shaobai hung up the phone, flipping through more and more smoky comments on Weibo, most of them were rhythmically fired at Xiao Ranran's Weibo.He didn't wait for the public relations crisis to come out, so he posted a Weibo first: "1. We were together, but we didn't get back together. I hope you don't disturb her normal life. 2. Both parents are good friends, just eating simple meals. 3. She and I was there when Xiao Ranran met, but I was not photographed. 4. No matter who it is, next time you do these crooked things, don’t blame me for being rude. Of course, I don’t intend to forgive this time. The navy blackmailed us, why don't you study how to increase your own popularity. Xiao Ranran and my life, don't bother you. "

After being impassioned, Shao Bai put down his phone and smiled at Xiao Ran, "You think I'm very handsome, don't you?"

Xiao Ranran didn't know what to say, "It's okay."

At this time, the mobile phone on the coffee table rang, and Xiao Ranran handed the mobile phone to Shao Bai, always feeling that something was wrong.He took a closer look and saw that what Shaobai was holding in his hand was his own mobile phone!

Then his Weibo is...

Shao Bai picked up the phone, and Chen Qi on the opposite side said weakly, "Brother Shao, you posted the wrong Weibo."

"Where is it wrong?" Shaobai has not yet reacted.

"...The account number is wrong."

So "Shaobai on Xiao Ranran's Weibo" became a hot search again.

Shaobai faked a cough to cover up his embarrassment, logged on to his Weibo and forwarded it once, "I just posted it when I was excited, and I didn't notice that it wasn't my phone."

Xiao Yuyu replied two consecutive replies under Xiao Ranran's Weibo:

what's the situation?Brother, you actually posted on Weibo?

Um? ?its not right!Why did Bro Shao get on your Weibo! ?

The following Yishui comments: Xiaoyu doesn't know, it has nothing to do with Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu is still a baby.

You can look at it on your phone, so what's the relationship between these two people?I jio think I'm going to join Shao Ran's army.

After measuring body temperature with lips, there is still this kind of operation of playing Weibo on the other party's mobile phone, my God, God and God...

By the way, brother Shao's ex-girlfriend is really beautiful, and it's true that all good-looking people hang out together, right?

And Shao Ran's girl is cute in the circle: the new girl, calm down, don't be too new to the world, isn't she just going to Xiao Ranran's Weibo?He might even Xiao Ranran himself... Well, let's not talk about it.Everyone understands.

You have to sprinkle sugar to make a statement, okay?We ate this dog food.

When Xiaobai was recording the show, we dared to kiss Xiaoran directly, and talked nonsense in a serious manner, what kind of temperature measurement!I think he just can't hold it for a while!Tsk tsk tsk, still clinging to people to sleep every day.I reasonably suspect that today is excessive indulgence. Xiao Ran didn't get up at all.

I am a mobile phone, and I prove that what the above sisters said is true, truer than pearls.

I'm the bedside table, alas, let's not talk about it.

I am a bed, yesterday I dangled very tired.

I am the lamp, and I turned off myself yesterday, without seeing it at all.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8Shao Ran girls are all!Give!I!remember!good!I announce that today is the wedding anniversary of Shao Bai and Xiao Ranran! !

Xiaobai, who protects his wife with strength, is so handsome!We are so good-tempered that today we are confronting people head-on because of our wife! !Woo woo woo the water of the West Lake is my tears! ! ! ! !Which one is better than the wife-protecting madman, the Northeast Shaobai little overlord! ! ! ! !

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Zijin asked for leave for several days and finally posted on Weibo. As soon as he posted on Weibo, he happily said: Come on!It's time for our sisters' favorite stalking session again! ! !

Shaobai replied: Xiao Ran didn't get up because of excessive sex, so she didn't understand the bloody wind outside.Xiaobai took his mobile phone to solve the matter and asked for a reward, while using his mobile phone to read fans' rainbow farts while pushing back and forth...

Satisfied to see that his comment became popular again, Shaobai suddenly wanted to develop a side business, specializing in the production of Shaoran's food.

Just do what you say, Shaobai even thought of a name in an instant, and it's called "Xiaobai's Mood Diary".

Shaobai started writing after tagging on Weibo, and the writing was very casual.

Opening: I am in a good mood today, I helped Ran Ran solve a small problem...

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Before Ji Chenyu came, he talked with Xiao Ran and Ran Shaobai on the phone, and the three of them prepared to eat hot pot together.

Because the company wants to set Ji Chenyu as Xiao Ranran's "brother who loves and likes more", Lin Haiyang sent Xiao Ranran the written script before going on the show, asking him to read and get familiar with it, and don't be cold when the time comes .

Xiao Ranran, who was bored, actually took a look at Ji Chenchen's Weibo after posting three big posts. He and Shaobai Xiao Yuyu were both in the same school, and they were third-year students.Last year, I acted in a costume drama, the character was named Ning Si, because he was handsome and perfect, the popularity was not bad among the young fresh meat of the same period, fans called him Ning Shuai.

Xiao Yuyu debuted a year earlier than him, and started filming in his freshman year.The two seem to be classmates.

Xiao Ranran was a little puzzled, Xiao Yuyu was so energetic when he saw someone taller than himself, why did he ask him to help Ji Chenchen?

Ji Chenchao is from Beijing, and when he came up, he showed his small white teeth and reported his family name to Shaobai, "My name is Ji Chenchao, my father's surname is Ji, my mother's surname is Chen, and I was born in October."

Shaobai said, "My father's surname is Shao, and my mother's surname is Bai. I was born quite white."

After speaking, the two looked at Xiao Ranran together.

Xiao Ranran said, "My mother wanted to name me Xiao Ran, but my uncle said it was Xiao Ran, and in the end it became Xiao Ranran."

Later, Xiao Yuyu was named, Xiao Yan said it was Xiao Yu, Xiao Hui wanted to be called Xiao Yu, and then became Xiao Yuyu by a compromise.After the two children grew up, compared with their childhood experiences of being called Diezi as a girl, they couldn't tell who was worse for a while.

In line with the basic principles of sharing blessings, sharing difficulties, and suffering together, Xiao Yuyu named the younger brother of Xiao Wei's family who was late married and late childbearing, Xiao Yanyan.

Unexpectedly, this child had a very strong idea. On his 12th birthday, he begged his family to change his name to Xiao Yanxi.

Ji Chenchen and Shaobai get along quite well, mainly because they are the funny type, and while eating hot pot, the three of them discussed plans for tomorrow.Xiao Ranran felt that it was too much for her to stay at home except for work for a month since recording the show, so she acquiesced.

Ji Chenchen and Shaobai had a little disagreement on the plans. Ji Chenchen said that he knew there was a farmhouse about an hour's drive away, where he could go fishing and pick fruit.Shaobai proposed to go to the playground to play, and also wanted to invite another person to compete in two or two teams.

Ji Chenchen and Shaobai got acquainted, and said, "Senior brother, you are seriously ill as a host! This is not the third season of "All Staff Miracle".

Not to be outdone, Shaobai said, "The old man only loves fishing, I don't think you are young at heart."

Ji Chenchen, who was six years younger than Shaobai, was speechless, turned his head to look at Xiao Ranran and asked, "Brother, which one do you choose?"

Xiao Ranran thought for a while, "Let's have something low-key, luxurious and connotative."

Shaobai and Ji Chenche asked in unison, "What?"

Xiao Ranran spoke slowly under the expectant eyes of the two, "Find a place with a good environment and sunbathe."

Sun...light...bath...

"Is it the kind of sunbathing that Chen Qi and I will find a place for you, and then set up a deck chair and hold up a big umbrella for you?" Shao Baipi smiled, "Wake up quickly, stop dreaming."

Ji Chenche said, "Brother Shao, look, I'm not the oldest mentality."

Xiao Ranran said, "I wanted to go out, but you two can discuss it? Lu Xun said, if you don't know where to go, just lie down obediently."

Ji Chenxiang and Shao Bai couldn't take it anymore, and removed Xiao Ranran from the discussion group.

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I don’t know what’s going on, did you pass the online review in the last chapter? ? ?I don’t think there is any sensitive content. QAQ I’m going to turn on the computer tomorrow to take a look. I’m sorry everyone, so I will update it and this is the last post (*>??) I will write and post it in the future!Thanks to the five favorites besides me and my roommate (??????ω????)??????