After the trumpet was ripped off

The next morning, Shaobai woke up at seven o'clock on time.His biological clock is very accurate, thanks to Shaocheng's militarized management of him when he was a child. Others are pulled out of bed early in the morning to go to cram school, and he comes directly to a set of physical training.Later, Shaocheng saw that his training effect was good, so he wanted him to serve as a soldier. Shaobai refused to do it, and stood at the door of the study with tears in his eyes for a day.Because Xiao Ranran is good at studying, she has privileges in the Shao family, so she never participates in that. She can sleep until eleven o'clock in the holidays and eat lunch directly.Hearing that Shaobai was being reprimanded again, he didn't even bother to eat lunch, so he went upstairs with a bag of beef jerky to watch.

Xiao Ranran chewed the beef jerky slowly, looked at Shao Bai and asked, "What's wrong? Why are you crying and playing?"

As soon as Xiao Ranran opened his mouth, Shao Bai forgot to continue crying.I thought to myself that Shao's family is really outstanding, and a good Beijing kid has brought people into an authentic northeasterner.

Later, Shaobai did not become a special soldier, but also entered the entertainment industry.Later Xiao Ranran also entered the entertainment industry.Xiao Ranran's university is in Shanghai, and he has almost lost his Northeast dialect. Sometimes Shaobai misses Xiao Ranran's bad taste.

Back to the present.

Xiao Ranran angrily slapped Shaobai's hand pinching his face back and forth, muttering, "Don't touch me...I'm integrated with the bed today..."

"Get up, you promised me."

Xiao Ranran opened his eyes with difficulty, "Brother, please let me go, I can cook a full banquet for you at night."

Unexpectedly, Shaobai made an inch of progress, "Not only does he want a full banquet, but he also has a wish."

"All right, all right, as long as you don't let me get up now, ten wishes are all right."

Shaobai left very happily, this really achieved several things in one fell swoop.Such a meticulous plan was like heaven and earth. Not only did he grab his hand while watching a movie, but he also coaxed him to come to sleep with him at night, and he also exchanged a full meal and ten wishes.

The happy Shaobai posted a circle of friends: There are so many beauties, and the hero Shaobai bows down.Cherish Zhuge Kongming, a little less literary talent; Gongjin and Zhou Yu, a little less coquettish.It's all over, and I, Shaobai, are the tallest among the most romantic figures.

Shao Cheng, who was eating breakfast, was looking at Moments, his hands trembled, and he hurriedly called his wife over, "Daughter-in-law! Come and take a look! Let's see if our son..."

Shao Cheng didn't dare to say the word molesting a woman from a good family, Bai Qing loves Shao Bai, he must be anxious to hear this.

Unexpectedly, Bai Qing thought more exaggeratedly, "Did he do something relying on our family's protection..."

What's the matter...

Bai Qing didn't dare to finish speaking.

The two of them didn't even have a good meal, so they studied Shao Bai's circle of friends all morning.

Shao Cheng's face was not good-looking, "I said that the entertainment industry can't stay here, look at him, what's going on?"

"Don't worry." Bai Qing was also worried, but he still defended his son, "Shaobai hasn't messed around in all these years, maybe the two of us are thinking too much."

Shaocheng didn't answer.

Bai Qing thought of something, patted the table and got up excitedly, "Oh! He has reconciled with Jiang Wan!"

Bai Qing took Shaocheng's arm and reasoned carefully, "I mentioned Jiang Wan at the last meal, and he must have paid attention to it. Maybe he has been planning this for these days! Hey, I think Jiang Wan That kid is also pretty good. We were not worried about him bringing the [-]th-line model home. Don’t worry about it now. Shaobai is really shy. Do you think we should call Jiang Wan and ask? Ask...why didn't you respond?"

Shaocheng said concisely, "My wife is right."

Bai Qing snorted coldly, "That's right, you didn't hear another word."

Shaocheng replied honestly, "I've been distracted since the word Jiang Wan."

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Without knowing it, Shaobai planned to buy Xiao Ranran a steamed bun for Xiao Ranran after running in the morning, but unexpectedly, he met an old man who suddenly fainted on the road. Shaobai called 120 and contacted his family members, busy all morning.

Xiao Ranran opened his eyes and looked at his watch, it was twelve o'clock.He was still sleepy, took out his mobile phone and played several rounds of Tetris before he regained his energy.

While brushing his teeth, he looked at Moments and saw Shaobai almost swallowed the toothpaste.

Xiao Ranran saw the comment from mutual friend Bai Qing: Congratulations son!Lovers get married! [hug][kiss]

Shaocheng also replied: Congratulations son!Lovers get married! [hug][kiss]

Shao Cheng replied to Bai Qing: Madam, the electronic version of the 1000-word review has been written and sent to your WeChat. I hope Madam will reply soon.

The electric toothbrush was buzzing in his mouth for a long time, Xiao Ranran moved mechanically a few times, and the toothbrush accidentally poked his gums.

Hiss... He frowned in pain, his eyes were still a little sore.

While frying eggs for herself, Xiao Ranran thought bitterly, Shao Bai hugged him to sleep last night!Turn your face and reconcile with your ex-girlfriend!Shaobai is a big ass/eye!

What to do Man Han Banquet!He wants to throw a grand banquet for Shaobai!

Shaobai, who has done good people and good deeds but doesn't know how to look at his face, went home, patted himself proudly, and asked Xiao Ranran, "Look at me carefully, do you see anything in me?"

Such as the brilliance of human nature?For example, the red scarf floating on the chest?

Xiao Ranran didn't even look at him, and said coldly, "Sao."

"Hey? Why do you say that about people?"

Shao Bai thought for a while and suddenly became a little scared, Xiao Ranran wouldn't know that he pinched his ass again last night, right?No way?

He looked at Xiao Ranran's face with trepidation, and felt that if he was discovered, the other party should beat him up directly, instead of ignoring people coldly like now, occasionally looking at each other with a knife in his eyes, or the one who had been poisoned kind.

Shao Bai thought that Xiao Ranran might be angry about getting up in the morning, so he rushed over to squeeze his shoulders and beat his legs attentively, and described the matter of sending the old man to the hospital vividly.

"His family will still give me a pennant, you know? There are not many stars with such positive energy and enthusiasm as me now."

"Yes, you are so warm-hearted." Xiao Ranran said in a bad tone, thinking that you will soon contribute to the national family planning, right?It's best for you two to have two babies in one year and hold three in two years.

Shaobai still didn't understand, Xiao Ranran didn't want to talk to anyone, turned around and left.Shaobai was bored, took out his phone and looked at WeChat, almost biting his tongue to kill himself in fright.

Not only his own parents, Xiao Ranran also commented on him with the idea of ​​"a family should be neat and orderly".

"Congratulations brother! Lovers finally get married! [hug] [kiss]"

This…………

The last time this person called him brother was when he and his father had been fighting for three consecutive days not to be a soldier. At night, Xiao Ranran didn't know what happened, so he insisted on letting Shaobai listen to him recite the text.Shao Bai couldn't help but fell asleep when he heard it, and somehow he was moved to bed.He woke up early the next day and found that Xiao Ranran was hugging him tightly. As soon as he moved, he heard Xiao Ranran's inarticulate raving: "Brother, don't go..."

Shaobai thought, during the day, he still had a face of indifference and told me to go back early, but in fact, his face was cold, and his heart must have died of anxiety.

In fact, Shaobai just forgot to block his parents when he was happy to post on Moments, and he didn't expect to make this oolong.He hurriedly called his family to explain the situation, but Bai Qing and Jiang's mother even finished the phone call, and even added Jiang Wan's WeChat.

Shaobai said resentfully, "Mom, you are really a man of action..."

Bai Qing felt a little embarrassed and ashamed, and instantly angered Shao Cheng next to him: "Why didn't you stop me when I called!"

Shaocheng: "...I'm sorry."

Bai Qing didn't give up yet, and started messing around with the mandarin ducks, "If that's the case, you might as well reconcile with Jiang Wan! What if you two get married in the future, hey, it's quite romantic when you think about it..."

"Mom! How can you do this? Am I your own son!" Shao Bai said angrily.

Bai Qing was also in a hurry, "Then what do you think we should do! I even have to discuss the dowry money with others!"

The Shao family father and son: ...

Shao Bai really wanted to kneel down to his mother, and sighed, "Mom, if I have half your courage..."

Now Xiao Ranran has already been in love with him in his bed, so there is no need to torture him like this.

And Xiao Ranran was sitting on the toilet and tweeting on a small account: May all lovers in the world be brothers and sisters.

After 1 minute, I sent another post: Still want to eat the Man Han Banquet?Eat, I'll take your surname if I don't hold you to death today.

The ruthless tone made people shudder.

Shaobai stood guard at the door, and when someone finally came out, he explained and asked, "My parents don't know the situation, why are you still in formation? I am a big brother in the entertainment industry, and I was almost married today in a daze. . But I'm wronged."

Xiao Ranran thought for a while and replied, "Okay, let's not make an example."

Shaobai felt that something was wrong, but he didn't quite come up with it. He followed Xiao Ranran's buttocks to watch people water the flowers, and asked, "Then why do you have to be so arrogant?"

Xiao Ranran's hands trembled when he heard the words, the water was not poured into the flower pot, and it fell to the ground.He replied wittily, "Of course, you have kept everything from me since you were young, and now you don't even tell me about the reunion, it's not enough for a buddy..."

After finishing speaking, I gave myself a thumbs up, thinking that my reaction was really fucking fast.