After the trumpet was ripped off

On a summer night, a nanny car was driving smoothly on the road.The car window was only opened a small crack, and occasionally the cicadas could be heard in the grass.

"Brother Shao, we'll be there soon."

Chen Qi lightly touched the person who closed his eyes to make up for sleep, and reminded him in a low voice.

Shao Bai waved his hand to signal people to shut up, and fell asleep again.

Shao Bai, currently recognized as the top variety show brother in the entertainment industry, has been hosting shows for five years since his debut.He has tall legs, long legs and a good figure, with a pair of flirtatious peach blossom eyes, which are especially attractive. He can walk ten kilometers without panting, and he can open his mouth to make funny jokes.The fan base is extremely wide, with an 80-year-old lady teaching her grandson to learn from Shaobai, and a teenage girl shouting that Shaobai will not marry He Dan every day.

Shaobai has just finished filming the final episode of the second season of "All Miracles".This is a variety show imported with copyright bought from abroad, and each episode has challenging projects.The requirement for the last episode of the program group is that the budget is fixed, and the host group sets the route by themselves, and the time is set for three days. Whoever goes to the most countries will win.

Shao Bai is a young master who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. He had never sat in economy class before this show.However, he is well-known, and every time he boards the plane, it is like holding a small fan meeting.Later, Shaobai was worried about being blacklisted by major airlines for disturbing order. He was wearing a mask, sunglasses, and a fisherman hat. This outfit made people stare at him frequently. Those who didn’t know thought he was going to be on the plane. Do a big ticket.

The day and night of recording programs and the unpalatable plane meals made Shao Bai look haggard after removing his makeup.He was 187 huddled in the seat and didn't even want to say a word, looking pitiful.

Xiao Ranran was waiting on the recliner at the entrance of the villa, pinching the phone to count the time, and got off the plane at 10:30. The airport was blocked by fans for about ten minutes, and it would take about 10 minutes without traffic jams on the way home. Why now People haven't arrived yet?

Xiao Ranran picked up the latest airport pick-up video posted by the fans, and saw that the man was wearing simple black cropped pants, a few buttons of his white shirt were undone at will, he was walking hurriedly with his long legs, and he would answer fans' questions from time to time.

Potato Fen is the name of Shaobai's fan, and the comments on Weibo, as expected, are all boasting that Shaobai is the character of President Mary Su, a walking hormone.

After a while, he heard the sound of a car driving in, at this time Xiao Ranran had already killed the seventh mosquito.He stood up, pressed the home button with some guilt and went straight back to the desktop, with a smile on his face.

"It was agreed to arrive at eleven o'clock, and I was outside feeding the mosquitoes for half an hour before you arrived late."

Xiao Ranran patted Shao Bai's back, unexpectedly, the other party almost fell over with this pat, Xiao Ranran was startled, he was ten centimeters shorter than Shao Bai, so he hurriedly wrapped his arms around Shao Bai's waist, letting Shao Bai White puts most of the weight on himself.

"It's okay, my blood sugar is a little low."

Shao Bai leaned his head on Xiao Ranran's left shoulder, breathed hotly against his ear, and whispered.

Xiao Ranran and Chen Qi helped them into the house together, Xiao Ranran took out all the sweets they had prepared, Shaobai was so delicate in an instant, he didn't even bother to stretch his fingers, he just waited for Xiao Ranran to peel off the chocolate Feed yourself in your mouth.

Although Chen Qi didn't understand why a person who was alive and well at the airport turned into a coward after sleeping, he still made sure that Shao Bai was fine before leaving.Shao Bai regained some energy, and was hungry at this time, so he shamelessly pushed Xiao Ranran to the kitchen to cook for him.

Xiao Ranran is very good at cooking, it is not difficult to carve a piece of tofu into a flower, and any home-cooked dish can double the deliciousness in his hands.But Young Master Xiao is lazy, every time he cooks, Shaobai has to cry and recall for half an hour.

Shaobai looked at the cold noodles with shredded chicken, shredded peanuts, shredded chicken and shredded cucumber, which he got happily this time. After eating, he felt refreshed all over his body, and the fatigue of the past three days was swept away.

Xiao Ranran narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at him, thinking thoughtfully: "Shaobai, do you remember when you were in high school..."

The first time Shaobai ate Xiao Ranran's cooking was in the third year of junior high school. Since then, he has been amazed by heaven, and almost tried his best to get Xiao Ranran to cook again.He even pretended to have a foot injury from playing basketball and let Xiao Ranran take care of him for a month, but Xiao Ranran found out that he was not injured at all when the plaster was removed.

then.

Shaobai was lucky enough to eat something darker than his mother Baiqing's dark cuisine in his lifetime. It is clear that the meat is meat, the vegetables are vegetables, the color and fragrance are all, it is the taste...

Forget the past.

Shao Bai was drinking water, when he heard the words, he coughed violently.

Xiao Ranran slapped him on the forehead, turned his face and walked away, halfway there, he turned his head and smiled coldly: "Look at your talent, you even deliberately pretended to be hypoglycemic in order to have a meal, What about you?"

Shaobai said convincingly behind him: "People die for money, I die for food. I allow you to look down on me, but you are not allowed to say that about the food you cook."

Xiao Ranran rolled his eyes and went out, the villa opposite was his home.

After tossing around for half the night, Xiao Ranran didn't feel too tired. She tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep, and then opened Weibo to browse.

The celebrities on the home page are either posting advertisements or doing dry commercial bragging, which is boring.

The number one hot search is still the male celebrity who was exposed to both domestic violence and cheating. After scrolling down, the fourth one turned out to be "Xiao Ranran Diving".

Xiao Ranran's online time was listed on the hot search Weibo, and he was online for almost an hour.But the last Weibo was half a year ago. Xiao Ranran's manager, Lin Haiyang, cried and begged him to manage his own Weibo.

Xiao Ranran is so lazy that he is outrageously lazy, and he would like to take a rest for a year or so if he is holding a concert tour.The biggest amount of exercise every day when not working is walking from my home to Shaobai's.

He hasn't had any activity for half a year. Three years ago, Xiao Ranran made his No.1 debut in "Meet the God of Songs", released an album and held a concert tour while the iron was hot.Because he is good-looking and has a special voice, plus he has studied Peking Opera for several years, Xiao Ranran's unique opera singing is very enjoyable.The video with the highest hit rate on a certain website is still his performance in a Beijing opera costume during a concert in Dalian. He sings both male and female voices, which is amazing.

In the past six months, Xiao Ranran has gradually turned on the Buddhist mode, resting at home every day, drinking tea, writing songs and playing games.A 25-year-old young man who is in the prime of his youth suddenly entered the old life ahead of schedule. Even Xiao Ranran’s 48-year-old mother was flying all over the world to discuss business. The top company executives want to fire him.

The brain circuits of the fans in the comments were also very strange, and they all said, "Congratulations, Master Xiao, for remembering the Weibo password."

"Oh my god, we all know how to go to Weibo? Is it still far away from posting on Weibo? Not far away! I think we can just wait another year! Little turtles are rushing!"

"Calm down! Don't scare our baby away!"

"Oh my god... I didn't have a date when my male god posted on Weibo last time, and now... I still don't have one."

"Let's be more optimistic, maybe he will post on Weibo again if our country succeeds in the Olympic bid, or will it be July [-]st? Celebrate the Army Day?"

"You can pull it down upstairs. What holiday did Master Xiao post on Weibo? Let me think about it. I posted it on April [-], saying that I was going to quit the entertainment industry. I cried for a long time. I didn't expect that the next day the company Refuting the rumor that Young Master Xiao originally wanted to tease fans on April [-]st, but he misread the time."

"Why are we so capable? People are busy with work when they don't post on Weibo, and he doesn't work. What are they doing every day?"

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Xiao Ranran thought about it, decided to show mercy to satisfy the fans, and started a live broadcast.

Although it was one o'clock in the morning, many fans clicked into the live broadcast one after another.The last time Xiao Ranran started a live broadcast was two years ago. At that time, it was popular in the entertainment industry. He also tried it out of curiosity. Unlike other live broadcasts of makeup and chatting with fans or live awards shows, he read books live.

It's the kind of serious reading for half an hour, and fans smashing the aircraft carrier can't make him look up at the screen.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whom!!!!"

"Xiao Ranran!!! You are too diligent!!!!"

"Male god! I love you!!"

Xiao Ranran turned on the bedside lamp, leaned against her back with a pillow, brushed her hair a little, looked at what fans posted, and occasionally answered a few questions.

"Well, I haven't posted on Weibo for half a year."

"Why start the live broadcast so late? Actually, I wanted to post a question and answer on Weibo." Xiao Ranran moved her body, "But I'm too lazy to type."

"It's not a teenager with Internet addiction, and he doesn't stay up all night."

"It's been pretty good recently, eat well, sleep well, and feel good."

"I haven't exercised before, I'm tired." Xiao Ranran looked at a large number of fans who advised him to exercise and explained solemnly, "I actually think that the most important thing for a person is to enrich his inner world."

"But you still have to work hard, whether it's work or study."

"Me? I don't really need it. I'm so rich."

"How can you sleep with me? Well, let's put it this way, your probability of falling asleep to me is the same as my probability of running 5000 meters."

The fans typed quickly, Xiao Ranran was a little dazzled, and started to feel lazy, saying "see you next time" and turned off the live broadcast.

As soon as I got off Weibo, I received a call from Shao Bai.

"slowly?"

In the middle of the night, Shao Bai's voice was a little hoarse, and when it came out through the receiver, Xiao Ranran felt itchy.

"What?"

"Let me tell you a joke about people from the Northeast."

Xiao Ranran:? ? ?

Shaobai started talking on his own, "Do you know what skills children in Northeast China have? They just want to eat whatever they want, and they will look like whatever they want."

"For example, if I tell you that I want to eat crab roe soup dumplings tomorrow morning, you will say, I think you look like crab roe soup dumplings!"

After Shaobai finished speaking, he was still stupid hahaha for a while.

Xiao Ranran had a headache, pressed his temples hard, and said, "No, I will let you go."

On the first night after the filming of the second season of "All Miracles", Shao Bai finally achieved his goal, hugging the quilt and having a good night's dream.

At the same time, a suspected zombie blogger with the ID "sjznznjxhjz" posted this new Weibo:

"Pretending to have low blood sugar and asking me to cook, watching the live broadcast in the middle of the night and acting like a baby, so cute."

The author has something to say:

Xiao Ranran's fans are called Little Turtle.

why?Because Xiao Ranran said in the first official interview after his debut that cats and dogs are too active, he likes tortoises, he is casual, just like himself.