[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Erlang rubbed his forehead and blinked his dry eyes.After Dong Yong got drunk last night, he and the Meishan brothers had a few more drinks.

It's been a long time since I've had this kind of interest. It seems that as long as Dong Yong is around, even small things like eating become interesting.

Lying on the bed, Erlang Shen suddenly felt that something was wrong, as if there was an extra person on the bed.He turned his head and saw that Dong Yong was obediently lying on his side beside him, he was startled and quickly sat up from the bed.

Erlangshen wanted to drink a glass of water to calm down, but Dong Yong held down his sleeve.Erlang Shen gently tugged on the sleeve, but did not move it.He sat on the bed and sighed, if he cut off his sleeve now, the two of them would be cut off for real.

Erlang Shen took off his toga and covered Dong Yong's body. The clothes were still warm. Dong Yong took off the clothes and rubbed them lightly.

Erlang Shen sat by the bed and watched Dong Yong sleep quietly.

I don't know when they became friends. There are some things he doesn't want to say to Third Sister, he doesn't want to say to Brother Meishan, but he wants to say to Dong Yong.

Dong Yong seems to be afraid of him, but he is actually pretending.Erlang Shen likes to tease him, and it's really interesting to see him pretending to be scared.Erlang Shen is the most relaxed when he is with Dong Yong.He thinks that Dong Yong is the most ordinary mortal, and also the most extraordinary mortal.

Stretching out his hand secretly, Erlang touched Dong Yong's fair cheek.As soon as he touched his face, Erlang Shen quickly withdrew his hand.

Twirling his fingers, Erlang Shen changed his clothes and walked out of the hall, intending to get some hangover medicine for Dong Yong.

"Second Master, you're awake!"

Erlang Shen asked: "Boss, why are you at my door?"

Boss Meishan handed Erlangshen a bottle of hangover medicine in his hand, "Everyone was drunk last night, I will send some hangover medicine to Erye and Mr. Dong."

Erlangshen took the hangover medicine, lowered his eyes, lowered his head and asked, "Dong Yong...why is he in my room?"

Boss Meishan thought that Erlang God was angry, so he quickly explained: "Last night, I was drinking in the second master's palace. I put Mr. Dong on the second master's bed for convenience. I planned to help Mr. Dong to the guest room after dinner. , I didn’t expect to drink too much later, so I forgot about it. I hope the second master can forgive the crime of dereliction of duty.”

God Erlang shook his head, "It's not a big deal, don't say it's so serious. You go to rest! Dong Yong will come to Zhenjun Temple in the future, just let him sleep with me."

God Erlang returned to the hall and closed the door, leaving behind the boss Meishan with a blank face. "When did the second master become so easy-going? Didn't he dislike others sleeping in his bed?"

Dong Yong's face was puffy from sleep, Erlang Shen helped him up, carefully squeezed his mouth open, and fed the hangover medicine into it.

The concoction was a bit sweet, but also a bit cold with mint. Dong Yong still smacked his mouth after drinking it, as if he was satisfied with the taste of the hangover medicine.

There was still a bit of brown medicinal juice on Dong Yong's rosy and full lips, and Erlang Shen couldn't help but want to lower his head when he saw the drop of medicinal juice...

"Dizziness..." Dong Yong murmured.

Erlangshen was startled, couldn't help letting go of Dong Yong's arm, and quickly took two steps back.

Dong Yong fell on the bed with a bang, and was completely awakened by the fall.

He rubbed the back of his head, opened his eyes in a daze, "My God, is this an earthquake?"

Erlangshen returned to his former indifference and reservedness, "You should get up."

Dong Yong wiped his eyes, "Where am I sleeping?"

Erlang Shen said indifferently: "My bedroom."

"Ah? Didn't I go home last night? No! I have to go back quickly, or my dad will be in a hurry."

Erlang Shen said: "I sent someone to notify your father last night, don't worry."

Dong Yong crawled to the bed and put on his shoes, "Then I have to go back quickly. If I don't go home, my father will always be worried."

He tore off the robe covering his body, not noticing that the clothes belonged to Erlang Shen.

"Hurry up and send me back!" Dong Yong stood in front of Erlang God, raised his head and looked at him seriously.

Erlang Shen looked at the clothes casually thrown on the bed, and with a wave of his sleeves, it seemed as if a white mist had been drawn to envelop the two of them.The white mist dissipated in an instant, and they appeared at the entrance of the village again.

Dong Yong waved goodbye to Erlang Shen, turned around and ran into the village.

Erlang God suddenly shouted: "Wait! Do you want to practice with me and learn spells?"

Dong Yong ran back after hearing his words, "Can I practice too?"

"Of course, anyone can practice, but with different talents, the methods of cultivation are also different."

Dong Yong asked suspiciously: "Do you have any conspiracy? I have known you for not a day or two, but you have never talked about cultivation."

Erlangshen said: "Don't judge a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart. What do you think you ate in your previous life? Those grains and ingredients contain spiritual energy. If you are talented, you have already stepped into the threshold of the Great Dao in your previous life. There's the little sugar pill I gave you, do you really think it's just a sugar pill?"

Dong Yong complained: "Didn't you tell me earlier, how did I know that I had eaten so many good things? Besides, are those of yours counterfeit and shoddy products? How come I don't feel anything after eating them?"

Erlang God frowned and shook his head, "I don't know too well. At first I thought it was because your talent was too poor and you didn't have the chance to practice Taoism. Later, I found out that you learned spells very quickly, but I don't know why, but you can't get on the right track in your cultivation. "

Dong Yong thought about his own combat power, and couldn't help but agree, "Okay, I'll learn how to practice from you. It's always good to have a good skill in self-defense."

Erlang Shen didn't say anything, his original intention was not to defend himself.

Dong Yong asked again: "I'm learning Taoism from you, do I need you as my teacher?"

Erlang Shen quickly shook his head, "No need." He didn't want to be inferior to Dong Yong.

"Okay! You said you didn't want to be a teacher. Don't regret it in the future. I won't let you go."

Erlangshen smiled and said, "Go home quickly! Keep your little money for yourself!"

"Success! Then I'm going home!"

Dong Yong smiled and ran away, Erlangshen watched his back getting smaller little by little.He has some subtle thoughts about Dong Yong now, although he still can't figure out whether it is right or wrong, but his first reaction is to keep Dong Yong by his side first.The life of a mortal is too short, he wants to extend Dong Yong's life as much as possible, and cannot let him leave him.

If you can't figure it out in one year, it will take ten years, and if you can't figure it out in ten years, it will take 100 years. He will always know what to do.It's just that he hasn't found out the secrets of Dong Yong. He doesn't know if something will happen suddenly to Dong Yong in this life, and he doesn't know if Dong Yong will still carry his memories after reincarnation.

Dong Yong didn't know what Erlangshen was thinking, so he ran home quickly, and Dong's father was sweeping the yard.

"Son! You are back!" Father Dong said happily.

"Father, look at your happy expression... Did you pick up some money today?"

Dong's father said: "What money did you pick up! I made money today!"

"What money do you earn?"

Father Dong pulled his son into the house, he took out a clay pot from under the bed, and dumped the contents on the bed.Dong Yong saw that there were several hanging coins and two broken silver ingots in the jar.

"Father, when did you save so much private money?"

Father Dong smiled and said, "I didn't pick it up, and I didn't save it. This is the money I earned from selling Xiaohua!"

Dong Yong didn't quite believe it, "Xiao Hua is so valuable?"

Father Dong said happily: "You were not at home last night, so I didn't have stewed meat. The butcher was willing to do so. He took the pork back and stewed it. As a result, our pork smelled delicious! The neighbors could smell it! Today Early in the morning, they blocked the door to buy meat, and the meat sold out quickly, and they snatched it up in the end!"

Dong Yong said, "You sold all the meat? Did you keep any?"

Father Dong slapped his thigh and said regretfully, "Oh! I'm happy earning money, but... I forgot to save meat for ourselves."

Dong Yong sighed, "Okay! I'll go buy some mutton when I go to the market next time. It's Chinese New Year! I have to prepare some meat at home."

Dong's father also sighed, "It's all right now, some of the money will be used to buy new year's goods." He pushed the money on the bed, "Son, you take the money first. You usually need money to buy books, paper and pens. And don't be too stingy with your classmates, treat everyone to dinner when you go out to play."

Dong Yong pushed the money over, "Father, I still have enough money! Don't worry about me."

Dong's father said: "I also know that you kid has something to hide from me. Since you have a way to get the money, father will not care about you. If you don't get the money together, you can come to this jar to get it. Also, You have to remember, your money must come from a legitimate source, and you can't do things that hurt the world!"

Dong Yong smiled dryly. He always thought that he had kept his father's secrets about secretly subsidizing the family with money.Unexpectedly, my father was just too lazy to care about it. He actually knew everything.

"Is Mr. Dong Yong at home?" someone shouted outside the door.

Someone came to rescue Dong Yong, and he flew into the courtyard like a moth.

"Yes, yes, who is it?"

The person who came was wearing a gray blouse and a hat on his head. He looked like a servant of a rich family.He said politely: "Mr. Dong, my master invites Mr. Dong and Mr. Dong to dinner. The banquet is held in the Heshun Building. Please respect Mr. Dong and Mr. Dong."

He handed over another invitation card, "This is an invitation card, please have a look at it, Mr. Dong."

Dong Yong took the greeting card and looked at it, the wording was very polite and there was nothing unusual about it.He closed the post and asked, "Is your master...?"

"Our master is the father of Young Master Fu Guanbao."

"Oh, so that's what happened." Dong Yong nodded, "I see, please wait for a while, my father and I will change our clothes and go."

Dong Yong returned to the house with the greeting card, and Dong's father asked, "Who is it?"

Dong Yong handed the greeting card to Father Dong, "Fu Guanbao's father invited the two of us to have dinner in Heshun Building."

Father Dong said in surprise, "They also moved to Guanjiangkou?"

"That's right! Fu Guanbao has become my classmate again, and we have a good relationship now! Dad, didn't I tell you?"

Father Dong was helpless, "You just said that a prodigal son came to your school, but I didn't listen carefully. I didn't expect it to be Fu Guanbao!"

"Father, your heart is too big!"

"Don't talk about me! What does Master Fu mean by inviting us? Isn't this a Hongmen banquet? It's been so long since you beat Fu Guanbao, Master Fu won't settle accounts with us until now, right?"

Dong Yong comforted him, "Father, don't scare yourself, I don't think Master Fu has the time to care about children's fights with us. What is he trying to do, don't we know when we go to eat? People from Heshun Building come People are coming, Master Fu dare not do anything! Even if it is a Hongmen banquet, isn't there delicious food at the banquet? Let's go and eat for nothing first."

Father Dong felt that his son's words made sense, so he and Dong Yong changed into new clothes prepared for the New Year, got into Fu's carriage, and went to Heshun Tower.

Master Fu booked a private room on the second floor of Heshun Building. When Father Dong and Dong Yong entered the room, Master Fu stood up warmly and welcomed him.

"Brother Dong and the child are here! Please sit down, please sit down."

Dong's father tugged at the commoner clothes on his body, and he was still a little cautious in his gestures. "Master Fu."

Master Fu said very familiarly: "Hey? Tell Master Fu to have more births. Our two sons are classmates. Brother Dong can just call me brother."

Dong's father waved his hand, "This... how embarrassing this is."

Master Fu took Dong's father to sit down, poured a cup of tea and handed it to Dong's father, "What's so embarrassing? Dong Yong took good care of Guanbao in the school. Guanbao is much easier to learn and sensible than before. Too many, this is all thanks to Dong Yong! I invited you here today just to thank you!"

Dong's father nodded cautiously, "It...it's nothing, it's just a trivial matter." He remembered that his son had beaten Fu Guanbao, and he couldn't help but admit his mistake, "My son also has bad things. Some small friction, I'm really sorry, sorry."

Master Fu smiled indifferently, "What's the matter, the children's fights! Speaking of it, the official security was not up to date, and he was the first to cause trouble. Our two sons are called "Don't fight and don't know each other." , This matter has passed for so long, I hope Brother Dong will not take it to heart."

Dong's father followed suit with a smile: "Yes, yes, it's all children who are naughty."

The dishes ordered by Master Fu came, he and Father Dong chatted while eating, taking care of Dong Yong's feelings from time to time, so as not to make him feel left out.Mr. Fu is very smooth and good at talking, he is a very typical businessman.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Master Fu and Father Dong are a little drunk.Master Fu said with a big tongue: "Me! When I was 13 years old, I walked around the streets selling groceries with baskets on my back. Now, I live in a big house, have a carriage when I go out, and have servants at home. This... this is all I earned it little by little."

Dong's father was holding the cup, his face flushed with drunkenness, "Master Fu is capable and willing to endure hardships, I admire you! Let's have another drink."

"Dry!"

Seeing that the time was almost up, Master Fu began to reveal the purpose of his treat, "Brother Dong, you said that I have worked so hard to acquire such a large family business all these years, but I am not happy. My family is protected by the government, and the mud cannot support the wall! I know I'm going to cause trouble every day. At this age, I don't study hard, and I don't learn how to run a business like me. I've reached the age of getting married, and I still play all day long. I don't think about anything except playing and eating."

Father Dong smiled and persuaded: "Brother, don't think so much, children and grandchildren have their own blessings! The child is still young, don't worry, when he grows up, he will understand your painstaking efforts."

Master Fu cried and said, "Where do I have time to wait for him to grow up? Brother Dong, let me tell you the truth. Although I have a house and land in Xiaochang, business is getting harder and harder. I heard that Guanjiangkou Bian loves the raw silk produced in Xiaochang, so I plan to come here to start the raw silk business. It was good at first, and I brought the whole family here. I didn’t expect the good times to last, and now the business is getting more and more difficult. I am in Guanjiangkou The business can't last long."

Father Dong asked worriedly, "How could this happen?"

"Things are impermanent! The business at home is not going well, and the children are disobedient. After a few years, I plan to go to Shudu to try. The silk there is extremely exquisite. I will see if anyone is willing to buy my raw silk. It's just that I am at home. At that time, the official security was quite honest, if I left, he would not have to lift the roof?"

Dong's father had already passed out from drinking, "brother, don't be afraid! Send the child to my house. He is a good friend with my son. Let them study together. With me watching for you, the child can't be wrong!"

Master Fu was overjoyed, "Thank you, Brother Dong! Brother Dong can teach such a good child as Dong Yong. With you watching over the official security, I can rest assured!"

Dong's father muttered: "Don't worry... don't worry..." After saying these two sentences, he fell asleep drunk.

Master Fu gently pushed Father Dong, "Brother Dong, Brother Dong?"

Dong Yong said flatly: "Father doesn't drink well, he is really drunk."

Master Fu smiled awkwardly, "It's my fault, I shouldn't persuade you to drink so much."

Dong Yong asked: "Master Fu wanted to send the official security to my house, why didn't he just say so?"

Master Fu didn't expect his mind to be exposed by a child. He smiled wryly, "I've spoiled the official security. If you make this request rashly, you wouldn't want to take him in!"

Dong Yong nodded, "That's right. A young master from a rich family, we don't know how to serve him when he arrives at our house."

Master Fu said with a sad face: "My business is really not going well. When I think that when I leave home, the official security may not fool around with anyone, I don't feel at ease. I beg you, you and him are classmates. , the relationship is also good, can you help me take care of him?"

Dong Yong quickly waved his hand, "Uncle Fu, you are serious. It is nothing serious for the official security to come to my house, please don't do this."

Seeing that Dong Yong agreed, Mr. Fu happily established a relationship with him and made friends with him. "My nephew is willing to help, so I don't worry. I will send the official security and his luggage tomorrow. By the way, I have a few hundred taels of silver here. You can use it to buy books."

Dong Yong refused to accept it, "Uncle, it's just a few days of stay and a few meals, you don't need to pay." He thought for a while and persuaded, "Guanbao grew up in a honey pot and lived a luxurious life. I don’t know what poverty is. If uncle can be ruthless, I will give uncle an idea so that the official security can appreciate uncle’s good intentions.”

"Nephew, please tell me, as long as the official can study hard, I will try any idea."

Dong Yong said: "When you go to Shudu this time, tell the Guan Bao that his family is going to go bankrupt in advance. Send the Guan Bao to my house, don't give him a penny, and I will buy him the necessary things for the Guan Bao. My family spends three days a day. Meals are all rough tea and light meals, and if the official security eats a few meals of coarse grains and does rough work for a few days, he will understand that it is not easy for uncle to make money."

Master Fu thought for a while, then nodded fiercely, "Okay! Just do as you say! Little bastard, I work hard outside to earn money, and he eats popular food and drinks spicy food every day. This time... I must be cruel! Um!"

Dong Yong thought of a word when he saw his appearance: fierce and soft.It seems that Master Fu said so much, but he still couldn't bear it in his heart.

Master Fu sent a car to take Dong's father and Dong Yong home. When Dong's father sobered up, he couldn't help but beat his chest and scolded: "I'm an idiot! I'm an idiot! Why don't you look like you haven't drunk alcohol? Promise to let Officer Fu keep him in."

Dong Yong said: "When Fu Guanbao comes, he will come! Just to have an extra pair of chopsticks when eating!"

Dong's father scolded: "You child, you didn't know to stop me from ordering yesterday! Is it a matter of a pair of chopsticks? He is the young master of a wealthy family, come to live at home, and eat wild vegetables and nests with us? "

Dong Yong folded the clothes to dry, and he said helplessly: "Father! It's not like Mr. Fu doesn't know what's going on in our family. If he can send Mr. Fu over, he definitely doesn't care whether we eat well or not. The main thing is to let the children learn to be more sensible. You just relax and treat Fu Guanbao as the second fat man next door. He just happens to be quite fat!"

Dong's father was still a little worried, and what made him even more worried was that Master Fu sent Fu Guan back three days later.

Fu Guanbao greeted Dong's father politely, and Dong Yong took him into the house to put his luggage.

Dong's father tugged on Master Fu's sleeve in a panic, "Master Fu, this is wrong! Didn't you say that you will leave in the next year? Why did you send the child here today?"

Master Fu said embarrassingly: "I told the child that the family has no money, and I want to leave for Shudu tomorrow."

Father Dong was shocked, "Why are you in such a hurry? Can't you wait until the Chinese New Year is over?"

Master Fu said: "I think it's more realistic not to celebrate the New Year together. He will definitely feel that the family is really very poor."

Dong's father sighed, "I have pity on your loving father..."

Master Fu bowed his hands again and again to thank: "Thank you Brother Dong for your care. This is a few hundred taels of silver, which is my lucky money for the child."

Dong's father resolutely refused to accept, "Don't ask, don't ask. It's just a few meals, and you don't need to pay. You should bring more money when you go out! As the saying goes, poor families get rich! You don't have to worry about us."

Master Fu turned around and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Thank you, Brother Dong. I will thank you when I come back after earning money." After speaking, he got in the car and left.

Fu Guanbao was depressed all day long. He knew that his father had gone to other places to find a way for the business. For the first time, he felt that his father was not omnipotent.He was at a loss, now that the family had no money, what could he do to help his father.

In the evening, Dong Yong was still cooking. He made a pot of very simple braised noodles.The stew is made of daylily picked from the mountains, and the noodles are made by mixing sorghum flour and white flour.Cut another plate of pickles, and this is dinner tonight.

Put the noodles and stew on the table, Dong Yong scooped up a bowl of noodles for Fu Guanbao, poured a spoonful of stew on it, "There is nothing delicious at home, you can make do with it!"

Fu Guanbao took a sip of the noodles and couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "Your cooking is really delicious."

He took a mouthful of noodles, picked up a piece of pickle, and drank a mouthful of soup. The soup was thick and fresh, with just the right saltiness.After eating a bowl, Dong Yong filled another bowl for him.After finishing this bowl, Fu Guanbao scooped up another bowl by himself.Fu Guanbao ate deliciously, and there were glistening beads of sweat on his forehead.

Dong Yongshi took a bite of pickles without knowing the taste, why did he eat them so deliciously?This is not logical!The script is wrong!What he designed is obviously an ancient version of Metamorphosis, but why did it become a rural farmhouse when it came to Fu Guanbao?