[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng snatched the meat from Honghaier's hand and put it on the table. When the villagers heard Honghaier say that the monster had been eliminated, they all ran out to see what was going on.

Tang Seng told Honghaier, "If you want to eat snake meat, let your Uncle Sha catch it. This monster is enlightened, so don't eat anything that has enlightened wisdom in the future."

"Master is poor and fastidious. Everything has a spirit. What's the difference between enlightened and unenlightened spiritual wisdom? Eat as soon as you eat!" Red Boy said to Tang Seng like a child, "Okay, okay! Who told you to be my master, I'll just listen to you!"

Tang Seng was speechless, "Thank you for understanding me, an old man!"

The red boy stretched out his greasy hand to pull Tang Seng's sleeve, "Master, don't sit in the house, you should go outside and have a look, that python is so thick! It is as high as a house when it is rolled up, enough for the villagers to eat for a while." It's been a year!"

Red Boy never forgets about snake meat, so Tang Seng reluctantly follows him out the door.

At the entrance of the village, the villagers surrounded the huge boa constrictor corpse.Tang Seng took a closer look and found that each of the villagers had a piece of snake meat in their hands, and they were biting viciously while crying.

The belly of the boa constrictor had been hollowed out, Tang Seng was silent for a long time, then he slapped the back of the red boy viciously, "It's all because of you!"

Monkey King walked over from the crowd and said helplessly: "Master, I have already advised them not to eat it, but they didn't listen..."

Yang Jian walked over with his hands behind his back, "There's no need to stop them. Their relatives and children have been eaten, and it's hard to catch the monster. It's understandable for them to get angry for a while."

Sun Wukong nodded, "What the master said is true. Let's not mention this matter first, there are still strange things in this village."

Yang Jian: "Let's listen."

"When we were chasing monsters, we passed by the west side of the village. There was a stench in the forest over there, and we almost fainted from the smoke!"

Tang Seng asked: "Did the monster throw all the leftovers to the west of the village?"

Hong Haier said: "Master is confused, the boa constrictor swallows its food whole! She doesn't spit out bones!"

Xiao Bailong recalled the stench and couldn't help shaking, "Master, that smell doesn't look like a corpse. Alas! Regardless of where the stench comes from, it's the west side of the village! We want to go west If you go, you will definitely pass there!"

Sun Wukong and Honghaier were silent. Tang Seng, Yang Jian and Bajie had never been there. They didn’t believe it. It’s just a little smell, how bad can it be?

Xiao Bailong called the village chief over, and he handed the village chief a handkerchief to wipe off the oil on his hands and the tears on his face.

After being called by Xiao Bailong, the village head finally realized that the holy monks have not been entertained yet!

He said ashamedly: "I don't treat you well, I hope all the holy monks don't blame me. You are really the benefactors of our Tuoluo Village..."

Xiao Bailong interrupted his long speech, "Don't say those polite words, tell me quickly, what's going on in the west of your village? Why is there a stench?"

The village chief said: "Oh! Thirty miles west of the village is Qijue Mountain, and the mountains and valleys are full of persimmon trees. There are no insects in the mountains, and there are no birds to peck them, so the persimmons are big and grow well. But persimmons Many, no one eats it. Year after year, the persimmon fruit falls to the ground, slowly rots, and the ground is filthy. If the westerly wind blows! Our village is full of stench, which is harder than digging out the toilet smell!"

Seeing Tang Seng and the others thinking deeply, the village head asked again: "Why are the holy monks so sad?"

Tang Seng said: "If we want to go west to learn Buddhist scriptures, we must pass through that persimmon forest, so I am a little worried."

The village head persuaded: "Holy monk! Listen to my advice and don't go. Qijue Mountain is such a big place! You can't go around it. Besides, the persimmons are rotten to mud, sticky, dirty, holy How can the monk go?"

Tang Seng said uncertainly: "Cover your nose...it should be all right?"

Little Bailong and Honghaier shook their heads frantically, and Honghaier said: "Master, if you insist on leaving from the persimmon forest, I will go home!"

Tang Seng asked, "Is it that serious?"

Monkey King and Xiao Bailong nodded frantically, and Xiao Bailong said: "Master, the stench can make us faint, how powerful do you think it will be?"

Tang Seng rubbed his chin and said with a smile: "Would you like to go over there? I'll go and see it!"

After dinner, Tang Seng and Yang Jian went to the west of the village for a tour.After they came back, they collected some scrap copper and rotten iron in the village, beat and beat in the house all night, and didn't sleep for a while until it was dawn.

Early the next morning, Sun Wukong and the others looked at the copper balls and iron balls distributed in their hands and wanted to cry. "Master, what do you want to do?"

Tang Seng said with piercing eyes: "It can stun you, this is an incomparable weapon bestowed by the heavens! We must collect this kind of gift, and let those monsters and monsters feel the greatness of Pangu, the great god who created all of this!"

Zhu Bajie leaned on the nail rake with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Master, you are already great, where will you stand, who will not be afraid of ghosts and ghosts?"

Red Boy rubbed his hands, ready to run away, "Master... I haven't been home for a long time, and my mother misses me. That... I'm leaving now! I'll come to see you some other day, another day!"

Sun Wukong grabbed the red boy by the braids to prevent him from slipping away, "Good nephew, it doesn't matter if you come back a day or two late, your mother may miss you and want to cry. Come, come, stay with the master and uncles first. Go dig out the dung, it’s not too late for you to go after the dung is done!"

The red boy began to play tricks, "I don't want it! I don't want it! I am the King of the Holy Infant, I don't want to dig shit!"

Xiao Bailong clamped him under his ribs, "Good boy! Your uncle is still the Monkey King! Don't you have to dig out the dung? Don't struggle, the uncles love you! You have to take it with you wherever you go. you!"

Everyone took the tools and walked out of the village to the foot of Qijue Mountain. Before they could go up the mountain, Tang Seng had already vomited all his breakfast.

Sun Wukong held his nose and persuaded: "Master, you are a mortal, delicate and frail, we would rather take a long detour than go here!"

Tang Seng covered his mouth and nose and said sullenly: "No way! I've come here, so I have to take something away anyway."

Sun Wukong and others: ...I have only heard of people who bring local specialties, but I have never heard of people who bring big mud.

Tang Seng made trouble for no reason, and insisted on taking lumps of mud on the road.Yang Jian was also used to him, he sealed Tang Seng's sense of smell.No smell, just dig some mud, which is acceptable.

Turning over the surface of the soil layer, Tang Seng asked them to dig out the mud below, because the mud below smells heavier.Just stuffing mud into iron balls is not enough. Tang Seng also asked them to be innovative and creative, and to stuff as much as possible.

Monkey King and the others were annoyed to death by Tang Seng, digging mud and paying so much attention, this is not cooking!

After finally filling the copper and iron balls with mud, Yang Jian had already found a hot spring thousands of miles away, and took Tang Seng and the others to soak in the hot spring.The resentment of Sun Wukong and the others who dug the stinky mud for a day slowly soaked away in the slightly hot spring water.

After washing them several times and putting on clean clothes, Tang Seng and the others stayed in Tuoluo Village for another night. Early the next morning, regardless of the villagers' persuasion, they sealed their sense of smell and passed through Qijue Mountain, continuing westward.

From spring to summer solstice, after two months of walking smoothly, Tang Seng felt a little bored.

"According to the past rules, it's time to meet a lot of goblins now, right? No goblins are making trouble, who should I ask to try my Thunderbolt?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Master! The old pig hopes that there will be no goblins! I don't want to smell that stench again. After digging the mud once, I still have no appetite!"

Sun Wukong smiled and patted Bajie's belly, "Wouldn't that be better, save food and be thinner."

Zhu Bajie waved his hands again and again, "Brother! Let me go! I can lose everything, but I can't lose that stutter!"

Everyone laughed and walked along the road, over the hillside, and finally saw a Taoist temple before dark.Monkey King stepped forward and glanced at the plaque on the door, "Master, this is Huanghua Temple."

Tang Seng said: "Knock on the door! Discuss with the temple master and see if you can stay overnight."

Sun Wukong knocked on the door, and a middle-aged Taoist priest in a black Taoist robe and a yellow silk sash around his waist opened the door.The Taoist saw that Tang Seng and the others were monks, so he asked them to come in without saying anything else.

After entering the main hall, Tang Seng and the others first put a stick of incense on the statue of Sanqing, and then greeted the host, and then sat down among the guests and hosts.

The Taoist asked Tong'er to make tea, Tang Seng took the tea cup and thanked the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest was just about to greet Tang Seng, when a Taoist boy ran out from the backyard, and the boy whispered something in the Taoist priest's ear.The Taoist priest nodded and said to Tang Seng and the others: "Everyone, wait a moment. I am refining a furnace of elixir in the backyard. I will go over and have a look."

Tang Seng smiled and said, "Go and get busy, Taoist priest! Don't worry about us."

The Taoist priest asked the boy to stay with the guests, turned around and entered the backyard.

Yang Jian felt that this Taoist priest was a bit weird, he looked ordinary, but there was a hint of blackness on his face.He winked at Sun Wukong, who blinked, lowered his head and sat obediently.Yuanshen left his body and followed the Taoist priest to the backyard.

The Taoist said with a dark face: "There are guests in front, what do you ask me to do? I don't know how to be polite!"

The seven beautiful women stood up and wished all blessings, and the purple-clothed woman in the lead said, "Senior brother, who is the guest here?"

The Taoist sat down and said casually: "A few monks have come here, and there are two non-monk and ignorant people. Before I had time to find out their details, you called me here."

The seven women were overjoyed when they heard this, and the woman in purple tentatively said, "Senior brother... can... can you give us those fat sheep?"

The Taoist was not happy when he heard this, "I told you that if you want to eat people, you can eat them in your own home, and you have to abide by my rules when you live here! I am walking on the right path of Taoism!"

The seven girls glanced at each other and curled their lips at the same time, disapproving of the Taoist's words.

It was still a woman in purple, she blinked, and tears welled up in her eyes, "Senior brother! Just help us! We had something wrong during our practice. If there was no other way, we wouldn't have come to see senior brother." , let alone break the precept of killing on the territory of senior brother."

The Taoist knew very well the virtues of his junior sisters, and he didn't believe what they said.

The woman in purple waved her hand, and the seven beautiful junior sisters grabbed the collar of the Taoist priest's collar and acted like a baby.

"Senior Brother ~ Senior Brother~ I beg you."

"Just this time, brother! We promise!"

The Taoist was upset by being entangled, he pushed away his junior sisters, "Okay! Shut up! I'm annoyed by the noise!"

The woman in purple yelled timidly, "Brother..."

The Taoist compromised helplessly, "Hey! Please clean it up, so as not to dirty my Taoist temple."

The seven girls jumped up and cheered. The Taoist sighed, smoothed the folds of his collar, and turned his head back to the front.

Sun Wukong's primordial spirit returned, and before the Taoist priest came back, when Xiaodaotong and Honghaier were talking, he leaned into Tang Seng's ear and said, "Master! It's time for the thunderbolt stinky bomb to show its power!"