[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After all, outsiders were there, Princess Iron Fan held back her anger and let the Bull Demon King and Jade-faced Fox in.

After entering the cave, Princess Iron Fan ordered the maid to hold a banquet.Everyone sat down, and before the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan could speak, the jade-faced fox smiled and said, "Thank you, elders, for taking care of our holy baby. Just tell me what you like to eat, even if it's dragon liver and phoenix gall, little girl." I can also send it to you.”

Princess Yumian regarded herself as the hostess, and Princess Iron Fan said coldly: "This is my home! I will arrange what the elders eat and drink! I don't need you, an outsider, to intervene!"

The jade-faced fox complained aggrievedly to the Bull Demon King, "Your Majesty, the two of us are married and have worshiped heaven and earth. How can my sister say that I am an outsider?"

Princess Iron Fan smiled and said, "You can't call me elder sister yet! As a concubine, you haven't served me tea yet!"

Princess Yumian couldn't hear others calling her a concubine the most. She was so angry that her face was deformed. After taking two deep breaths, Princess Yumian forced a smile and said, "Sister, what are you talking about! How could I be a concubine? I He is married to the king! After all, you are an abandoned wife, and you are an outsider!"

Hong Boy slapped the table angrily, "Shut up!"

The Bull Demon King scolded, "Red boy, why did you talk to the elders?"

Princess Iron Fan said: "This is my home! My son can talk whatever he wants! If you don't want to listen, get out!"

In front of so many people, the Bull Demon King felt ashamed for Princess Iron Fan to say this.

Tang Seng smiled to smooth things over, "Don't bicker all the time in your daily life, it's easy to get really angry when you talk. By the way, yesterday we all agreed to go fishing at the bottom of the mountain. I think the weather is good now, why don't we go fishing! "

Tang Seng gave them a step down, but the Bull Demon King and his two wives did not accept his kindness.The maids found fishing rods and buckets, set up a shelter and asked them to go down the mountain to fish.

Sitting by the river, Tang Seng winked at Monkey King.Sun Wukong nodded and sat next to the Bull Demon King.Princess Yumian knew that Monkey King and the others had something to say, so she retreated tactfully.

Sun Wukong asked: "Brother Niu, don't think I'm talkative! My sister-in-law is a nice person, why do you want to find another one?"

The Bull Demon King said with a smile: "My brother, it has been more than 500 years, and you are still as simple-minded as before! I am a door-to-door son-in-law, but how do you think Princess Yumian treats me?"

"obedience."

The Bull Demon King said: "She has a wealth of ten thousand but has no ability to keep it. We can use each other together! She can keep her life and property, and I can get a beauty and wealth for nothing. Why not do it?"

Sun Wukong sighed: "But you make it difficult for sister-in-law and Honghaier!"

The Bull Demon King said indifferently: "Women! Love makes you petty! Your sister-in-law has been awkward for two years, and she will stop making trouble after a while, and we will still be a family by then. As for my son... When he grows up You understand me. Men! What are three wives and four concubines?"

Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King can't talk about going together at all. The Bull Demon King has the same idea as most monsters.Their desire for power above all else, family is not so important to them.Anyway, after leaving this woman, there will be another woman to attach to.After giving birth to this child, there will be another one.

Sun Wukong couldn't understand the idea of ​​the Bull Demon King at all. He went to heaven within a few days after becoming a monster, and then made a mistake and was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain.The couple Tang Seng and Yang Jian are actually a role model for Monkey King.Subconsciously, Sun Wukong thought that the relationship between husband and wife should be like Tang Seng and Yang Jian. Although the two often quarreled, they cared about each other and depended on each other.

The two argued quietly for a while, but neither could convince the other.In the end, the two sworn brothers who hadn't seen each other for a long time looked at the water quietly, and no one spoke anymore.

Honghaier is in a bad mood, so Xiaobailong and the others take Honghaier to play.Tang Seng and Yang Jian were sitting by the water and fishing like two old men.

The jade-faced fox held a plate of grapes and placed it between Yang Jian and Tang Seng.

Tang Seng smiled and thanked, "Thank you, princess."

The jade-faced fox also smiled, and slowly sat beside Tang Seng.Seeing the smile on the corner of her mouth, the pink and springy Princess Yumian, Yang Jian's expression dropped instantly.

Yang Jian's cold eyes made the jade-faced fox tremble. She really wanted to turn around and run away, but she gritted her teeth and stayed strong.

Tang Seng asked, "Is there anything else you can do?"

Princess Yumian forced a smile and said, "Holy Monk, I just feel uncomfortable and want to talk to you."

Yang Jian said with a cold face: "If you feel uncomfortable, you can find a way to adjust it yourself, or pray to the gods and Buddhas in the temple, we can't control your business."

The eye circles of the jade-faced fox turned red, and Tang Seng sighed: "If you have something to say, just say it! But I can't help you."

"As long as the holy monk is willing to listen to me! I don't have a caring person around me, not even a person to talk to. I feel extremely depressed!"

Princess Yumian was born to speak coquettishly, and Yang Jian was not happy when she heard it, "We don't know you well, so keep holding back what's on your mind!"

Tang Seng patted Yang Jian's arm to comfort him. He looked at Princess Yumian and made a gesture of listening. Princess Yumian began to speak ill of Princess Iron Fan.

"Holy Monk! My life is miserable! Although Lao Niu lives with me in Jilei Mountain, he will never forget Rakshasa!"

Tang Seng asked: "Who is the Rakshasa girl?"

Princess Yumian: "That's Princess Iron Fan! She's also called Rakshasa."

Tang Seng nodded, "Oh, that's it! But Princess Iron Fan is the first wife of the Bull Demon King, and you got a foot in the middle, and you come first and then come...you..."

The jade-faced fox was in a hurry, "I guessed that you all missed me! Holy monk! I am wronged! Since the old cow lived in my Jilei Mountain, I don't know how many good things he has taken to subsidize Princess Iron Fan! This plantain Which of the firewood, rice, oil and salt in the cave was not sent by me from Jilei Mountain? Hmph! Lao Niu’s family eats and drinks from me, and even scolds me for being shameless. How can there be such a reason in the world?”

Tang Seng felt that his three views had been subverted, and this gossip was too explosive.The Bull Demon King married, and even subsidized the new wife's money to the old wife!

Seeing Tang Seng's disbelief, Princess Yumian hurriedly defended herself!

"Holy monks believe me! The Rakshasa woman probably regards the Bull Demon King as a long-term worker in the family. Anyway, she sends things home on a monthly basis. The old cow can live wherever she likes! She must think so! She is a Rakshasa woman." , if there is no benefit, can she just watch the old cow not come home?"

After hearing such a big gossip, the expressions of Tang Seng and Yang Jian were a bit indescribable.

Princess Yumian said pitifully: "Holy Monk, I know you are the most merciful! Please help me, I am really suffering!" Then she burst into tears.

Tang Seng sighed, "If you feel that you have suffered a disadvantage, then you should leave the Bull Demon King."

"But……"

"But you are reluctant to let go of this backer, are you?"

Princess Yumian was speechless, and Tang Seng said: "Not all the good things in the world will happen to you. You three have lost something, but you have gained a lot at the same time. Don't feel unfair, the current life It's all your choice."

Princess Yumian didn't cry anymore, she wiped away her tears and said with a sneer, "I don't think what the holy monk said was right. The old cow got two daughters-in-law and got money. Why didn't I find out what he lost!"

"The knife didn't cut you, you will never know the pain. If you are dissatisfied with the status quo, then try to change. I won't do it for you. You made the wrong idea, and crying with me is useless."

After listening to Tang Seng's words, Princess Yumian was thoughtful.She hastily bowed to Tang Seng, then turned around and went to find Princess Iron Fan.

Yang Jian frowned and said, "What is she looking for Princess Iron Fan for?"

Tang Seng asked worriedly: "They won't fight, will they?"

Yang Jian helped Tang Seng shirk his responsibility, "Don't worry about them! Even if there is a fight, the Bull Demon King has no way to manage the family, and it has nothing to do with you!"

Tang Seng sighed: "If I knew the Bull Demon King's house was in such a mess, I shouldn't have come here."

Tang Seng and Yang Jian kept staring at Princess Iron Fan, and they were finally relieved to see that the two Madam Niu did not fight.

At noon, everyone quietly ate a whole fish feast.In the afternoon, the Bull Demon King left after receiving an invitation.Surprisingly, Princess Yumian stayed.

Red Boy felt upset when he saw the jade-faced fox, so he secretly said to Princess Iron Fan, "Mother! Let's drive her away!"

Princess Iron Fan said nice things about the jade-faced fox uncharacteristically, "My good boy, please be more lenient to Princess Jade-face. She has no one to rely on, and her life is not easy."

"Father stays with her every day! Why can't she rely on her?"

Princess Iron Fan coaxed him, "You have to be good! I don't understand these things for now, but you will understand later! Okay, let's go play! Mother is still busy!"

Red Boy was kicked out by Princess Iron Fan, and seeing Princess Iron Fan and Jade-faced Fox suddenly became intimate, Red Boy felt that he was going to be mad!

He complained to Tang Seng and others: "Is the vixen amazing? The trick of seductive people actually got on my mother's head! No way! I will burn her to death now!"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly stopped Hong Haier, "Calm down, calm down! Think about it carefully, if something happened to the jade-faced fox staying in the banana cave, will your father tear you down?"

Hong Haier scolded: "Bah! Do you think I'm afraid of him?"

Xiao Bailong comforted him: "Bajie means that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, you wait until the jade-faced fox leaves the Banana Cave before taking action!"

Sha Wujing said: "Brother... Red Boy's Samadhi True Fire is so distinctive, no matter where he burns it, the Bull Demon King can tell it apart."

Xiao Bailong complained: "Junior Brother Sha! I'm trying to persuade Hong Boy! Don't make trouble!"

Tang Seng said: "Okay! Princess Iron Fan doesn't look like she has been bewitched. Red boy, your mother is a heroine. She may have other plans. It's better for you not to intervene."

Hong Haier thought for a while, and temporarily suppressed his anger, "Okay! I'll listen to Master."

The Bull Demon King went to the dinner party and returned to Banjiao Cave when the moon was in the sky.After entering the cave, Princess Iron Fan and Princess Jade Face are waiting for him!

"Hey! How strange that you two sit together in harmony!"

Princess Iron Fan said: "My sister will live with me from now on, you can go back to live in Jilei Mountain!"

The Bull Demon King was stunned, "What did you say?"

Princess Yumian smiled and said: "My lord, my sister and I have similar temperaments. From now on, I will stay in Bajiao Cave and live with my sister. I will move the things from Jilei Mountain. Of course, I must leave some rice noodles for the king to eat." , never let the king go hungry."

"What are you kidding?"

Princess Iron Fan said with a cold face: "I remember you are not stupid! Can't you understand such a simple sentence?"

The two daughters-in-law were about to kick themselves out, and the Bull Demon King was furious. He didn't understand why the backyard caught fire after going out for a drink!

The Bull Demon King pointed at the Iron Fan Princess and the Jade-faced Fox and scolded them as poisonous women. Hearing the quarrel in front, Hong Haier, Tang Seng and others ran to the front to try to persuade them to fight.

"Father! Speak well if you have something to say, don't be cruel to mother!"

The Bull Demon King said angrily: "Ask your good mother, am I the one who murdered her? She and the jade-faced fox want to cleanse me and leave the house!"

Princess Iron Fan dismissed the blame calmly, "This is the idea proposed by sister Yumian, I just think this proposal is very good."

Stared at by the Bull Demon King, Princess Yumian was terrified, and quickly threw the blame on Tang Seng again.

"I... When I was chatting with the holy monk, the holy monk gave me inspiration!"

Tang Seng pointed at himself, "Me? How is it possible?"

"The holy monk said that everything depends on one's own choice! I abandoned the king and chose my sister. Isn't that what you said?"

Tang Seng: Wronged!I am so wronged!I didn't let the jade-faced fox mess with Ji!Such a pot is thrown over suddenly, who should I throw it to!

Sun Wukong complained in a low voice: "Master! You don't let us meddle in other people's husband and wife affairs, why did you meddle yourself!"

Tang Seng jumped up angrily, "I didn't!"

Xiao Bailong said: "Master, it's not that the apprentices don't believe you! Think about what happened today, does it resemble your style!"

Tang Seng thought about it for a while, and asked the two women to unite to remove their husbands from the house. This really seemed like something he could do...

Both Bull Demon King and Red Boy looked at Tang Seng with dissatisfaction. Tang Seng smiled wryly, "Believe me, I really just said some specious things."

The Bull Demon King pointed at the red boy's nose and cursed: "Look at you! What kind of people are you bringing home! Every day when you don't do business, you just know how to run around!"

Princess Iron Fan held her son in her arms, "Shut up! My son practiced with the monks of the Tang Dynasty, treated people, and behaved in the world. I don't know how much better than you! You talk nonsense! If you talk nonsense, we won't leave you anything!"

Of course the Bull Demon King didn't want to leave all his property to his two daughters-in-law, so he left the cave with a cold snort, got on his horse and went back to Jilei Mountain.The most important thing right now is not to get angry with Princess Iron Fan, but to quickly control Princess Yumian's property!

Before Princess Iron Fan bowed to Tang Seng and others, "I originally invited you to come here as guests, but I didn't expect to make everyone laugh."

Sun Wukong said: "Sister-in-law, the family does not speak two different languages. If we have any jokes, it is important that you go back and fight for property!"

Princess Iron Fan said: "The important finances have already been brought here by the servants, and the rest are big ones that are not easy to move, so it's okay to leave them to the Bull Demon King."

Princess Yumian said: "We have to leave some for the Bull Demon King. Although my sister has a plantain fan, she still has to rely on the Bull Demon King when she encounters powerful monsters. After a while, when the Bull Demon King calms down, we can coax him a little bit." .”

Sun Wukong felt strange, "Then why are you still struggling today! You still rely on the old cow, isn't it the same as before?"

Princess Iron Fan laughed and said, "Why is it the same? Make a fuss, so that Lao Niu will know that we are not easy to mess with."

Sun Wukong muttered: "I really don't understand what you women think..."

Tang Seng was thinking, and I couldn't figure it out either, I didn't understand why the blame could be thrown on me!