[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

In Tianting, Yang Jian packed a big bag and planned to go down to the realm to find Qiao Yu.

Kong Xuan blocked the door with a large pile of official documents, preventing him from going out.

"Yang Jian, can you stay a few more days?" Kong Xuan, who was so proud to the sky, asked so weakly.

Yang Jian smiled at him, "I have to leave quickly, otherwise Qiao Yu will be in a hurry down there."

Kong Xuan lamented: "Stay here and help out! Heavenly Court is recruiting people now, we are short of manpower!"

Yang Jian took out another can of tea from the cabinet on the right, and said casually: "It's just recruiting people. The Heavenly Court has been established for so long, and every once in a while it recruits people to fill the vacancies. The personnel department should be familiar with it." .”

Kong Xuan said excitedly: "This year is different! In previous years, we only made up one or two, but this year we made up a lot! Those old foxes tried their best to get their children into the heaven! Every day they crowded here to give gifts, People in the personnel department can hardly stand the friendship!"

Yang Jian said indifferently: "Isn't it enough to follow the rules? How did you do it when Qiao Yu was there? Can't you just follow it?"

Kong Xuan sighed: "You and Qiao Yu are not here, who can restrain those old foxes?" He muttered in a low voice, "They greeted each other with smiles, but I can't do anything, otherwise I would have beaten them out!"

Yang Jian smiled brightly, "Now you know you regret it? If you knew today, why did you push Qiao Yu to the mortal world?"

"What do you mean? Are you taking revenge on us?" Kong Xuan suddenly said, "I said why the Heavenly Court suddenly selected officials on a large scale, it must be what you said to the Jade Emperor!"

Yang Jian still smiled slightly, "You think too much, I am just a small person with no official position, how could the Jade Emperor change the time for the selection of officials in the Heavenly Court because of my opinion?"

He carried his bag and walked out the door, and after a few steps, he turned around and said, "By the way, I'm just a family member of the Personnel Bureau, not an employee of the Personnel Bureau. In the future, if you have something to do, don't call me back from the mortal world, I can't interfere Official business of the Personnel Bureau. Let me leave, and we will bring you a gift when Qiao Yu comes back from studying the scriptures."

After saying this, Yang Jian took his things and left.A red-haired man in mortal clothes was waiting outside, Yang Jian called him, and they left the heaven together.

Kong Xuan stood angrily at the door, and the Holy Mother of Light, Jiang Ziya and others happened to pass by.Our Lady of Golden Light asked in surprise, "Kong Xuan, what are you doing standing here? We're all going crazy!"

Kong Xuan told the Holy Mother of the Golden Light what happened just now, and the Holy Mother of the Golden Light said sympathetically, "Have you been acting stupid lately? Yang Jian will only be darker than Qiao Yu, and will never be whiter than Qiao Yu! The pair of them They are all black hearts, and you actually begged them?"

The eyes of Our Lady of Golden Light were full of contempt, Kong Xuan turned to look at Jiang Ziya, Jiang Ziya was also sympathetic.

Is my IQ not as good as Jiang Ziya?Kong Xuan thought violently.no!Today's revenge must be reported another day!

After leaving the Heavenly Court, Yang Jian flew west with his people.They flew in the sky for a long time before they found Tang Seng and others who were intercepted by the river.

"Joe Yu."

Tang Seng wiped his sweat with his sleeves, turned his head and smiled at Yang Jian, "You're here!"

A large pile of wood was piled up on the ground. Qiao Yu and the three apprentices were holding hammers and chisels. At first glance, Yang Jian thought Tang Seng had become a carpenter.

"What are you doing?"

Tang Seng pointed to the endless water and said: "This river is called Liusha River. The river is too wide for us to cross. We are discussing whether to build a boat and row across!"

Yang Jian asked, "Can you make a boat?"

"Uh...we...have the courage to try! Try to make a boat, next time we encounter this situation, we can directly build a boat!"

Yang Jian smiled helplessly, "Okay! If you insist. That's right!" He waved and called the red-haired young man, "This is the person sent by His Majesty, he is the general of the rolling curtain of Lingxiao Palace !"

Tang Seng nodded suddenly, "Oh! That's it! How about you stay and be my apprentice?"

The shutter general was stunned for a moment, "I, I, can I?"

"Why not? I still need an apprentice, what's your last name?"

"If you go back to the minister, my surname is Sha!"

Tang Seng said: "How about I give you a Dharma name, Sha Wujing?"

In Heavenly Court, there are many people who want to get close to Qiao Yu. The red-haired young man never thought that he could become Qiao Yu's disciple so easily.

He stammered and asked, "Me, me, me too, am I going to be a monk too?"

Tang Seng smiled and said: "No no no! You will come back to heaven with me in the future, you can lead your hair to practice and become a lay disciple."

The red-haired young man immediately knelt down and prostrated, "Disciple Sha Wujing, pay homage to Master."

Tang Seng seemed to be in a good mood after accepting a new apprentice.Sha Wujing approached Tang Seng carefully and said: "Master, I have a magic weapon that can be used to cross the river. Although it can only be used once, it will break after use, but it is quite easy to use."

Tang Seng sternly refused, "The road to learning the scriptures is extremely difficult. There must be many such waterways. We can't always rely on magic weapons! Well, let's build a ship first!"

Sha Wujing followed the three senior brothers to build a boat, and Yang Jian and Tang Seng walked aside and whispered.

"Why did the Jade Emperor call me someone suddenly?" Tang Seng asked.

Yang Jian replied: "Maybe I'm afraid that you won't return to the Heavenly Court when you arrive in Xitian! General Shulin is his confidant, and he should be sent here for surveillance, reminder, and protection."

Tang Seng nodded, "Your Majesty is still the same, always thinking about things."

Yang Jian said: "It's probably because he's too old, and he likes to think too much when he can't sleep."

Tang Seng sighed: "Let him think about it if he wants to! Let's do what we should do!"

The two whispered for a while, and then went back to continue building the ship.

Six big men worked for a long time, and finally made something like a boat.Tang Seng pointed to the river with confidence and said, "Go! Try the water first! The boat of our master and apprentice will never capsize!"

Zhu Bajie volunteered and said: "Master! I used to be the marshal of the canopy. I can swim and row a boat. Let me test the water!"

Sha Wujing also said: "Master, my water skills are also good! I'm with the third senior brother!"

Tang Seng said excitedly: "Okay! You are brave! Go into the water! Master is waiting for your triumphant return!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing pushed the boat into the water, and they jumped into the boat, waved their oars and started rowing.

The boat rose and fell with the river, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing rowed to the opposite bank.

Tang Seng happily said to Yang Jian: "How is it? I'm good! It's my first time to build a boat, and my boat can pass through the Liusha River for eight hundred miles!"

Yang Jian held the field and clapped his hands, and Tang Seng smiled triumphantly.But soon, the smile on his mouth disappeared, because his boat was overturned by the rapid current, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing swam back to the shore.

Tang's monk: The slap in the face came too suddenly, why did the master and apprentice's boat turn over immediately!

Zhu Bajie climbed onto the shore and said in embarrassment: "Master, the waves are too big for a small boat! We have to build a big boat!"

Tang Seng waved his hands in disappointment, "Forget it! No more shipbuilding! It will take a long time to build a big ship, and you can't take it away after it's done. Wujing, take out your magic weapon!"

Sha Wujing agreed, and took out a necklace made of skulls from his bosom.He stretched out his hand and threw it, and the skull became bigger, and the necklace turned into a big circle, floating on the water.

Monkey King and the others took some wooden boards and put them on top of the skull, so that there would be a place to stay.

Tang Seng and Yang Jian carried the luggage up, and Yang Jian smiled and said, "I remember someone said just now that you can't always rely on magic weapons to do things!"

Tang Seng looked around innocently, "Has anyone said this? Why didn't I hear it?"

The six people took Sha Wujing's magic weapon and floated to the other side of the river.As soon as they set foot on the land on the shore with their things, the skeleton necklace carrying them was shattered into powder, and the wooden boards on the necklace were also washed away by the current.

After crossing the Liusha River, Tang Seng and others continued to walk west.

But after walking for half a day, Tang Seng saw a big house in front of him.

Zhu Bajie said happily: "Master, look! It looks like a big family. Let's go in and cook some vegetarian food! My old pig is almost starving to death!"

Tang Seng thumped him, "Don't say it as if I abused you!"

He pointed to Xiao Bailong, "Bai! Be good! Go and call the door!"

Xiao Bailong muttered, "Why do I call the door every time?"

Tang Seng said: "Because you are the most handsome, if your senior brother and third junior brother go to call the door, wouldn't that scare people?"

Hearing Master praised him for being handsome, Xiao Bailong happily went to call the door.

The vermilion lacquered door opened quickly, and a graceful middle-aged woman opened the door and said, "Who are you?"

Tang Seng and Yang Jian looked at each other, and the corners of their mouths twitched invisibly.

Tang Seng stepped forward, clasped his hands together and bowed, "The benefactor, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Passing through the treasure land, I would like to stay here for one night. Is it convenient for the benefactor?"

The female benefactor looked them up and down, her eyes seemed to be picking vegetables in the vegetable market.

After watching for a while, the benefactor nodded in satisfaction, "You look like serious monks, come in!"

Everyone entered the main hall and sat down, and the maid served fragrant tea to everyone.

The female benefactor said, "Isn't it hard work for you guys?"

Tang Seng said lightly: "Fortunately, once you get used to walking, you won't feel bitter."

Looking at the look on her face, the female benefactor was a little disapproving, "Eating and sleeping in the open air, hungry and full, and dealing with snakes, insects, rats, ants, and wild beasts in the mountains, no matter how you think about it, it's hard work!"

Tang Seng just smiled and didn't say anything else.

The female benefactor said: "Elder, what do you think of my house?"

"Your house is naturally nice and grand."

The female benefactor sighed: "Ah! Elder, to tell you the truth, although I have a small childbirth, life is not easy. I have three daughters, and they are not engaged! My family is not short of money, just want to find a few A down-to-earth man will be the door-to-door son-in-law. In this way, the family can be regarded as a man who is a pillar!"

Tang Seng laughed and said, "What does the benefactor say about this?"

"Elder, as soon as you came in, I could see that your mentors and apprentices have extraordinary temperament! To be honest, there is no young man in this valley who can compare with you! I want to ask, do you want to stay and do it?" Son-in-law. Our family has [-] acres of dry land, [-] acres of paddy fields, and many mountains and forests and properties. This day is no worse than that of a high-ranking official! If you want, you can immediately return to vulgarity. I will choose a day for you Have a wedding banquet!"

Tang Seng thought to himself, it's too aggressive, it doesn't seem like he wants to get married, it seems like he wants to rob sex!

He bowed his head and said, "This is too sudden, the donor's decision is a bit too hasty."

The female benefactor smiled and said, "What are you careless about? Elder, is the black-haired man in black next to you also your apprentice? I think he is quite good! Young man, how old is this year?"

The only man in black with black hair here is Yang Jian.Tang Seng sneered, hehe!She actually teased my man!

He smiled innocently and said, "He already has a family, so he can't be your son-in-law. To be honest, even if he takes a concubine, most people don't look down on him." He touched his chin and said sincerely, " Judging your daughter's appearance based on your appearance, I think he will definitely look down on your daughter. After all, you... have a thick waist! Short legs! You have a big face!"

"It looks like the alms bowl we use for alms alms." Tang Seng added.