[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Qiao Yu said with a cold face: "Okay! Manjusri Bodhisattva, tell me how I offended you!"

Manjusri smiled kindly, "Minister Qiao, please help me!"

Qiao Yu pulled the chair forward, and he said very sincerely: "Bodhisattva, we are old friends, and I am willing to help you, but I can't come forward in this matter. You asked me to train Monkey King, and finally Is it reasonable to send him to the West?"

Manjusri smiled distressedly, "I have no choice! We are short of manpower over there. Sun Wukong made a mistake in the Heavenly Court. You will definitely not keep him. Just let go and give him to us!"

Qiao Yu sighed, "This time you really found the wrong person. Monkey King ate both the Queen Mother's flat peach and the Taishang Laojun's elixir. Do you think the Jade Emperor will let him go?"

Manjusri frowned, "Hey! I didn't know such important news, what a mistake..."

Qiao Yu said with a smile: "Your news is fast enough! I just found out about this."

Manjushri sighed: "It seems that I have to talk to His Majesty in person."

Qiao Yu agreed very much, "That's right! Sun Wukong is a repeat offender now, and I have no right to deal with him."

Manjusri complained to Qiao Yu, "If you want someone from His Majesty, it seems that we are going to bleed again!"

Qiao Yu said with a smile: "Don't be so stingy! Your Western family has a great career, so you can just offer something in exchange! And I can assure you that as long as you teach Monkey King well, he will definitely be worth the money!"

Having said that, Qiao Yu paused for a moment, "Why is our conversation so strange? It's worth exchanging money for people... We seem to be buying and selling people!"

Manjushri shrugged, "How could it be? Our Buddhist school has always been merciful. But I don't know if you are the kind of black hearted person. After all, the gods in the entire heaven were all brought in by you through coercion. "

Qiao Yu said indifferently: "You can go, otherwise I will not be able to bear it and threaten you! Stay!"

Manjushri left with a smile, and Yang Jian came out from behind with a plate of cherries.

"What is Manjusri Bodhisattva doing here?" Yang Jian asked.

Qiao Yu squeezed a cherry and threw it into his mouth, "He wants to get Monkey King over there, so let me help."

Yang Jian said: "Leave him alone! It's just a matter of what the Jade Emperor said, but he came to you because he wanted to talk to you?"

Qiao Yu couldn't help sighing, "Tell me, how serious and silent he was when he was Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun! I think he has learned badly now!"

Yang Jian said coldly: "It's not that he's a bad student, maybe he's a bad embryo in the first place."

"...Don't be so harsh, he used to be your uncle!"

Yang Jian nodded obediently, "Master was a good person before, but he must have gone to the west and been spoiled by those bad embryos."

Qiao Yu: "..."

Your expression doesn't get any better...

Yang Jian asked, "Has your vacation application been submitted? I have already packed my luggage."

Qiao Yu nodded happily, "The application has been submitted, and if we add up the vacations that we haven't taken before, we can take 500 consecutive vacations!"

Qiao Yu has been busy all these years and rarely has time to rest.Yang Jian seemed very excited to be able to enjoy such a long vacation with Qiao Yu. "Let's go to the Jade Emperor now! Tell him to approve your application quickly. After leaving the gate of Lingxiao Palace, we will go down to the lower realm!"

"...Are you in such a hurry?"

Yang Jian pulled him up from the chair, "Of course I'm anxious, when the Jade Emperor remembers your application, 800 years will have passed!"

Qiao Yu muttered: "How could it take so long..." But his body followed Yang Jian honestly to Lingxiao Palace.

As soon as he entered the hall, Yang Jian made his intentions clear.The Jade Emperor still took good care of this nephew, so he immediately found out Qiao Yu's application and approved it.

Yang Jian smiled slightly at the Jade Emperor, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

The corner of Jade Emperor's mouth twitched slightly, "Go out and have fun."

At this time, there were still some little immortals in the hall who had not entered the heaven for a long time, and they curled their lips invisibly.Yang Jian didn't have a priesthood in the heavenly court, but he was given a few good names.These little fairies really don't understand why the famous Minister Qiao is with this man who eats soft food?Is it because he is the Jade Emperor's nephew?

Qiao Yu and Yang Jian thanked the Jade Emperor and planned to leave. Before they went out, they heard a commotion outside the door.

"Quick! Stop him! Don't let him enter the palace!"

"Block it over there! Stop it quickly!"

"We can't stop it!"

The heavenly soldiers guarding the gate outside the hall were all beaten into the hall, and Monkey King broke into the Lingxiao Palace with a golden cudgel in his hand!Two golden lights shot out from his eyes, and the red cloak behind him was like a burning flame.

He pointed at the Jade Emperor with a golden cudgel, "Old Jade Emperor, my old grandson first went to heaven to do a great job! I never expected to end up in this situation now. If you want to kill me, I won't die! Today I will let you see how powerful my grandson is!"

Qiao Yu shook his head and sighed, "Brother Monkey has fallen... Tsk tsk, these words sound like a fugitive who has nowhere to go, and can only die with others."

Yang Jian blocked Qiao Yu behind him, and when Monkey King raised his stick to kill him, Yang Jian held his folding fan tightly and went straight to meet him!

Sun Wukong's golden cudgel hit Yang Jian's head straight. Yang Jian raised his hand, using the folding fan as a weapon, and supported the golden cudgel.Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and pressed down fiercely. Yang Jian held the golden cudgel with one hand and looked as usual.It is clear at a glance who is strong and who is weak.

This trick didn't work, Sun Wukong raised the golden cudgel and poked at Yang Jian, Yang Jian swung the folding fan backhand and hit the golden cudgel on the head.Monkey King only felt numb in his palm, and his beloved weapon fell to the ground all at once.

Yang Jian held up the folding fan and poked him in the chest, Monkey King fell to the ground and slid back a long way.

The little fairies who looked down on Yang Jian just now all opened their mouths wide, how could Yang Jian be so powerful?That is Sun Wukong!Only Lord Kong Xuan can easily arrest him!Who was this person just now?Who the hell pretended to be Yang Jian!

Yang Jian pulled out the fairy rope and tied Sun Wukong tightly, and handed Sun Wukong to the heavenly soldiers and generals who came.

After finishing all this, Yang Jian took Qiao Yu's hand and said goodbye gracefully, leaving only those gods still reminiscing about Yang Jian's neat and unrestrained skills.

After leaving Tiangong, Yang Jian laughed happily.

Qiao Yu hated it very much, "Isn't it just a vacation? Why are you so happy?"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "It's not just about the vacation, I defeated Monkey King with three moves and two moves today, it's really fun!"

Qiao Yu complained, "Slightly slightly slightly! A stingy man!"

Yang Jian said as a matter of course: "Since ancient times, Wenwu has been the first, and Wuwu has been second. I easily won Monkey King, and I am of course happy!"

Qiao Yu pouted, "Look at how promising you are! You have shown such a skill, be careful that your uncle arranges an official position for you!"

Yang Jian didn't care, "Even if it's arranged, I won't go. I just want to eat soft food with peace of mind!"

Qiao Yu: Xiao Erlang!you've changed!You have never been so cheeky before!snort!I don't know who I learned from to be thick-skinned, anyway, I didn't learn from me.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor and Manjusri Bodhisattva were talking, they had already negotiated the conditions, and the Jade Emperor agreed to hand over Sun Wukong to Manjusri Bodhisattva.

The Jade Emperor persuaded: "Bodhisattva, Sun Wukong has a stubborn temper. After you bring him back, I'm afraid you will have to worry too much."

The subtext of the Jade Emperor is that the Bodhisattva quickly took people away, but after taking them back, don’t regret that Monkey King will cause trouble in your west.We don't care about returns!

Manjushri laughed, "When it comes to teaching others, Minister Qiao is the most powerful. Can you trouble Minister Qiao to give Monkey King a training?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head, "The Bodhisattva saw it just now, Qiao Yu and Yang Jian have already applied for vacation. If you had mentioned it earlier, Minister Qiao could still stay. Now that people have gone far, we can't stop them from resting." !"

Manjusri Bodhisattva has already figured out a countermeasure, and he said: "Sun Wukong's temper is too impatient. You can catch him to the sky, strike him with lightning, burn him with a knife, or chop him with a knife. No matter what you can do, you can't kill him. I think...it's better to put him under pressure." At the foot of the mountain, let him reflect on his mistakes, and let him out after grinding his temper. Presumably by then, Minister Qiao's vacation will be over."

The Jade Emperor said: "Minister Qiao will rest for 500 years."

The smile on the corner of Manjusri Bodhisattva's mouth froze, "It's been a long time."

Taibai Jinxing smiled and said: "Bodhisattva, you made a mistake. The vacation time of the immortal officials in the heavenly court is according to the mortal world. The 500 years in the mortal world are only [-] days in the sky. No matter how urgent you are, You can always wait for five hundred days, right?"

Kong Xuan happened to be in the hall, and he tried his best to persuade him: "Bodhisattva, don't you know Minister Qiao's ability? He is full of peaches and plums! Which of the immortal officials in the heavenly court has not heard his lectures?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva was also very tempted, "To be honest, I also value Minister Qiao's educational ability very much. No matter what kind of god, Minister Qiao can always find a suitable position for them. But... will it be too much trouble for Minister Qiao? gone?"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light smiled and said, "Bodhisattva, we are old friends. It's just a little busy. How can it be called trouble?"

Taishang Laojun also persuaded, "Bodhisattva, there is no more suitable candidate than Minister Qiao!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva finally made up his mind and nodded, "Okay! I'll wait for Minister Qiao to come back! I'll go back and report on how to deal with Monkey King. I'll come back later to discuss with everyone."

Our Lady of Golden Light smiled very sincerely. To be honest, the people present had never seen such a sincere smile on her face!

"Bodhisattva, don't worry, you have five hundred days to think about this matter!"

When Manjusri Bodhisattva left, the Jade Emperor asked, "What were you doing just now? Is there no one in the West? You insist on asking Qiao Yu to brainwash Monkey King."

There was no smile on the face of the Holy Mother of Golden Light, she said in a cold voice: "Your Majesty, please be considerate and considerate of me, every day, no matter in work or in life, I can see Minister Qiao and your nephew making love to each other, I really can't bear it. It is because of my kindness that Minister Qiao was not removed from office."

Kong Xuan also complained, "Bo Yikao and Nine-Tailed Fox are also husband and wife! They are not so tired."

The Jade Emperor asked Taishang Laojun and Taibai Jinxing, "What about you? Is this also the reason?"

Taibai Jinxing half-truthfully said: "Your Majesty, it is strictly forbidden in the heaven to think of immortals, but Minister Qiao and Yang Jian are so blatant, I cannot help feeling a little jealous in my heart!"

Our Lady of Golden Light nodded, "That's right! I don't miss Sifan, but seeing them so tired and crooked, I think it affects my mood."

Taishang Laojun laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Your Majesty, I don't have a deep relationship with Minister Qiao, so why would I think so? Oh! My elixir has been eaten up by Monkey King, I have to refine some more. Your Majesty, I will take my leave first." After speaking, he slipped away first.

The Jade Emperor smiled and shook his head, "Okay! It's really hard for you. I will leave the matter of Monkey King to Minister Qiao, and I will let you have a few more days of quiet life!"

Taibai Jinxing, Our Lady of Golden Light, and Kong Xuan said in unison: "Your Majesty is holy!"

After Manjushri returned, he made a plan with the Tathagata Buddha in the West.When Qiao Yu and Yang Jian returned to the Heavenly Court to sell their holidays, the Jade Emperor directly issued a decree to let Qiao Yu go down to the lower realm to experience calamities, and he can only return after he has completed his meritorious deeds.

Qiao Yu and Yang Jian were at a loss, but the Jade Emperor had already made an order, so he had no choice but to obey.

Yang Jian originally wanted to go down to earth, but the HR department still had a lot to deal with.Qiao Yu couldn't go back to work, so he entrusted all the official duties of the personnel department to Yang Jian.

Qiao Yu calmly went down to earth. He calmly watched himself being abandoned by his mother, adopted by the monastery calmly, and became a monk in the monastery calmly.

When he knew that his Dharma name was Xuanzang, his composure disappeared...

A wave of hatred ignited in Qiao Yu's heart, those rotten gods in Heaven!You must have made some kind of dirty deal with the West and ended up selling me out!Don't be too happy!When I go back, I will let you all eat dog food!