[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

King Zhou woke up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the real person Yuding.

"Master, are you back?"

Master Yuding nodded, "I went to Huoyun Cave to get medicine, and now everyone is cured, so you don't have to worry."

King Zhou looked at his hands, the pimples on them had dried up and turned into brown pimple marks, and when the dead skin fell off, he would be completely healed.

"Thank you, Master. Where are Lu Ya and Yu De?"

Master Yuding raised his eyebrows, "Lu Ya? Has he been here?"

King Zhou told the story of Yu De, and Master Yu Ding sighed worryingly, "Your body has not fully recovered, you should rest well first, and we will discuss the matter between Yu De and Lu Yue later. I have already Send a message to tell Yang Jian to come back, and he will arrive soon."

"The matter here has been resolved, so don't let him come back."

Master Yuding smiled and stood up, "It's too late for you to say that, he will be here soon." After speaking, he opened the curtain and went out.

King Zhou lay on the bed with his eyes closed, waiting for his elder brother Zhenjun to take pity on his sick and delicate flower (slightly).After a while he heard someone enter the military tent, he coughed twice pretending to be weak, "You don't have to come back so soon..."

"I have to come back. It's hard to find a chance to be alone with you."

King Zhou got up from the bed, "Lu Ya! Why are you!"

Lu Ya frowned, and he said very dissatisfied: "Who else can it be if it's not me? Didn't we discuss it? I will exchange some things with you with Yu De."

King Zhou fell on the bed with the quilt in his arms. He planned to renege on the debt shamelessly, "I didn't promise you, I fainted!"

Lu Ya was out of breath, "You!"

"What me?" King Zhou cried, covering his head, "Oh! My head hurts so much! I don't think I've recovered from my illness...don't force me..."

Yang Jian suddenly appeared in the military tent. He pointed at Lu Ya's back with a three-pointed two-edged knife, "Why are you here?"

King Zhou was possessed by a playful spirit, and he pulled up the quilt with a face full of horror, all the way to his neck.

"Director Yang! Listen to my explanation, it's not what you think! I have nothing to do with him, he's been pestering me all this time!"

Yang Jian sighed, "Okay, stop pretending! When I received Master's news, I thought something was wrong with you. Now that you still have the strength to act here, I think you are fine!"

King Zhou tore off the quilt embarrassingly, Yang Jian put away the three-pointed two-edged knife, stood in front of Lu Ya and asked, "Daoist Lu came here at the risk, what exactly do you want to ask?"

Lu Ya stared into King Zhou's eyes, "Are you really King Zhou?"

King Zhou laughed and said, "You have wasted so much energy, and you ended up asking such a ridiculous question. I can answer you seriously, I am King Zhou!"

Lu Ya shook his head, "It's impossible! I have calculated that all the problems are on you. If you are not the real King Zhou, then everything can be explained."

Yang Jian asked puzzledly: "Why are you so obsessed with deducing the laws of heaven?"

Lu Ya explained: "I like deduction, and I am very talented. All cultivators will try to deduce the principles of heaven, but the secrets of heaven must not be revealed, and very important things cannot be deduced by ascetics. My cultivation method is different from others , I act according to God's will, and the final result will not be too bad."

King Zhou raised his eyebrows, "You just follow the trend and pick up the leaks by the way!"

"Following God's will is not picking up leaks, but picking up treasures! I can survive until today, thanks to my ability to play by ear!"

Yang Jian asked: "Don't you ever fail?"

"No!" Lu Ya shook his head very positively, "Except for this Battle of the Conferred Gods, I have never made any mistakes!"

King Zhou was unwilling to tell Lu Ya the truth, "Since you made a mistake, you should go home and hide honestly, and don't come to this muddy water."

Lu Ya was in a hurry, "Why don't you understand that if you don't advance in the practice of Taoism, you will retreat. This is the battle of the Conferred Gods! How could I miss it!"

Yang Jian made a gesture of invitation, "Director Lu, we don't have the answer you want here. Your Majesty still needs to rest, please leave!"

King Zhou and Yang Jian made up their minds not to speak, but Lu Ya was so angry that he 'threatened' them, "It's fine if you don't tell me, I can always deduce the truth! From today onwards, I will live here. If I give the correct information, I won't leave!"

Lu Ya slammed the curtain of the military tent and went out. King Zhou poohed at his back, "Eat my food, shameless!"

Yang Jian frowned and looked at King Zhou, who asked, "What are you looking at? You don't know me?"

Yang Jian's lips moved, and it took a long time before he said, "It was pretty annoying at first, but now it looks even uglier!"

King Zhou lifted the quilt and covered himself, "Get out! Get out! I don't want to see you!"

Yang Jian sat beside his bed, tore off the quilt, and touched King Zhou's forehead, "Fortunately, it's not burning anymore. I'm stupid at first, what should I do if I become stupid? When encountering such a thing, remember the first thing to do." Let me know in time, if it wasn't for Master's letter, I wouldn't know what happened to you."

King Zhou rubbed his eyes, "It's nothing serious, why tell you? I just have a fever. I won't die if anyone dies. I'm strong! How's Xiaotiangou?"

Yang Jian said: "It has successfully transformed, and the water and fire boy in the cave cooks delicious food for him every day, and he has gained weight."

"Lu Ya...what do you think?"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "Don't worry about him, it doesn't matter how he likes to calculate. It's just that some confidential things can't be passed on from us."

"Your Majesty, Yang Ren asks to see you."

Yang Jian stood up to tidy the quilt for King Zhou, and stood beside him.King Zhou leaned on the head of the bed and shouted outside: "Yang Aiqing, come in!"

Without raising his head, Yang Ren greeted King Zhou as soon as he entered the door, "Your Majesty, my humble minister Yang Ren kowtowed to His Majesty."

"Aiqing has worked hard, please hurry up. I didn't have time to save you that day, and when the widow and the national teacher passed by, you had already been blown away by a strange wind."

Yang Ren stood up from the ground, bowed his head and said: "Birth, old age, sickness and death are beyond the control of human power. Thank you Your Majesty for always thinking about me, Your Majesty's kindness, I will always remember it in my heart. I have already withdrawn the plague formation outside the barracks It's gone, and I'm here to report to His Majesty."

"Aiqing has helped the widow a lot, and should be credited with the first credit. Yang Aiqing, you are back this time, do you want to go?"

Yang Ren was silent for a while, "Go back to Your Majesty, if there is no accident, I still have to go back to the mountain."

King Zhou sighed: "Your family is waiting for you to go home! Don't you see them?"

Yang Ren lowered his head and said: "Weichen lost his eyes. To save me, Master put two elixir in my eye sockets. Now I have two hands in my eye sockets, with eyes in the palms. With this appearance, I smile slightly. How dare I go home? My wife and children at home may think of me as a monster."

King Zhou understood why Yang Ren kept his head down this time, he was afraid of scaring himself.Thinking of this, King Zhou sighed softly, "Leave a letter to explain the reason, don't let them worry, I will send someone to send the letter back."

Yang Ren made a big gift to thank King Zhou.

"You don't have to be so polite, I'm still in good spirits after taking the medicine. Yang Aiqing and the national teacher will accompany me for a walk in the barracks! I want to take a look around."

After changing his clothes and leaving the military tent, King Zhou took Yang Ren and Yang Jian for a walk around the military camp.

Far away, King Zhou saw Nezha grabbing Jiang Ziya's sleeve and whispering, he walked over and patted Nezha on the shoulder, "Nezha, Minister Jiang's illness just happened, let him rest more, don't bother him he."

Jiang Ziya and Nezha bowed to King Zhou, and Jiang Ziya said, "Thank you for your understanding, my minister has recovered and does not need to rest. Nezha just got a piece of news, it is very important, and it depends on how His Majesty decides."

King Zhou pointed to his military camp, "Let's go! Go talk in detail in the military tent."

After entering the army tent, Nezha said: "Today I watched Lord Yang withdraw from the plague formation outside the barracks. When I was bored, I took a look at Xiqi City. I found that there were many fewer soldiers on the wall of Xiqi City. In order to investigate the situation of the enemy , I sneaked into Xiqi City. It turned out that Xiqi City was also infected with the plague."

King Zhou thumped the table, "Ji Fa, that trash!"

Jiang Ziya asked, "Your Majesty, do you want to take advantage of this time to attack Xiqi?"

Yang Ren also said: "Your Majesty, although I'm a civil servant and doesn't understand the art of war, I also understand that this kind of opportunity is rare. Just wait a few more days, and the soldiers and people in Xiqi City will get sick. Your Majesty will not waste any time." One soldier at a time can conquer Xiqi."

King Zhou had to admit that he was moved.It was like the meat handed to his mouth, and he would feel sorry for himself if he didn't take a bite.He wanted to calm himself down, but as long as he thought that his soldiers could win without injury or bloodshed, his heartbeat would continue to speed up!

Yang Jian glanced at King Zhou, and then said to Jiang Ziya and Yang Ren: "The plague spreads too fast, unless our soldiers will not be infected by the plague, this proposal is not advisable."

Both Jiang Ziya and Yang Ren nodded, "Director Yang is right."

King Zhou was reminded by Yang Jian, and finally calmed down a little. He said to Jiang Ziya and the others: "Don't spread the news beforehand. The barracks have just stabilized, and mentioning the plague will only disturb the morale of the army. I will discuss it with the national teachers. See what they say."

Jiang Ziya and others bowed to leave, and King Zhou asked Yang Jian, "Everyone in the barracks has suffered from this disease, so they shouldn't get it again, right?"

Yang Jian said: "No one can guarantee this, unless you send someone to try it. I don't agree with sending troops to attack Xiqi at this time. Although this is indeed a good opportunity, doing so is a bit... I don't understand, but I have something in my heart." It’s a gut feeling that we’d better not do that.”

King Zhou calmed down completely, "Your feeling shouldn't be wrong. I'll ask Master and them again!"

All the bigwigs from the State Teachers Bureau were called together for a meeting, and Lu Ya also sat in the crowd with a small bench in his arms.King Zhou pointed at him and asked, "This is an internal meeting of our State Teachers Bureau. What are you doing here? Get out! Get out!"

Lu Ya was unmoved, "I'll come and listen."

"What are you listening to! I won't let you listen! All national teachers, throw him out!"

Master Yuding smiled, "Forget it Your Majesty, let him stay here!"

King Zhou gave real face to Yuding and ignored Lu Ya. He turned around and told everyone about Nezha's discovery.

"The people in Xiqi are all infected, should we take this opportunity to attack them?"

Bai Li said: "What else is there to think about? Your Majesty, women's benevolence is not worth it. When they are sick and weak, attack the city quickly! You only need to win this battle, and you can subdue Xiqi! So It's a good deal, what else can you hesitate about?"

King Zhou noticed that when Bai Li said 'the benevolence of a woman', both San Xiao and the Holy Mother of Jin Guang gave him that look.King Zhou swallowed, not daring to answer Bai Li's words.

Lu Ya took out a piece of tortoise shell, "Hold on a moment, Your Majesty, let me do a divination."

King Zhou knocked on the armrest of the chair anxiously, while Lu Ya held the tortoise shell, drew the lines on the tortoise shell for a while, and then said to everyone in a mysterious tone: "Attack Xiqi City, it's a big crime!"

Guang Chengzi stroked his beard and nodded, "Fellow Daoist Lu showed us his deduction skills, and he said it was a big murder. We'd better not attack Xiqi at this time."

King Zhou asked, "Why did this result happen? Could it be that the people in Xiqi City didn't get sick, and all this was a trap set by Ji Fa?"

Lu Ya shook his head, "Xiqi is indeed plagued by a plague now, this cannot be faked."

King Zhou asked distressedly: "Then why did there come such a terrible result?"

Lu Ya still shook his head, "I can only deduce the result, not the reason."

Our Lady of Golden Light said: "Your Majesty, what are you worried about? If the people in Xiqi City can't find medicine to cure their illnesses, they can only wait to die. When they are all dead, Xiqi will naturally be yours. If Ji Fa If he has found the medicine to cure his illness, then he is blessed, and we will not be jealous!" She stood up and said, "Don't think too much, since you are recovering from a serious illness, you should take a good rest!"

After saying these words, the Holy Mother of Light left, and everyone felt that what she said was reasonable, so they all dispersed.

Everyone left, only Yang Jian, King Zhou and Lu Ya remained.

Lu Ya looked at King Zhou and said, "I've already figured it out, you're a fake."

King Zhou asked: "And then? Are you going to threaten me?"

Lu Ya shook his head, with a smile on his face, he looked very happy, "No! I only care about whether my calculations are wrong, I don't care who you are at all!"

Yang Jian smiled and congratulated him, "Congratulations to Daoist Lu for getting what he wanted, what are you going to do next?"

Lu Ya's expression became serious, "It's not what I want to do, but what you want to do? For you, this is a war, but for the ascetics in the world, this is a trial! Think If you want to try, you have to pay a price, and you avoid this price to a minimum, which will cause even greater troubles in the near future!"

King Zhou didn't know, so he said, "What do you want to say?"

Lu Ya explained: "The three religions sign the list of gods, how can ascetics get on the list of gods? They have to die to be on the list. You count from the war to the present, except for the death of a few ordinary people, who are those ascetics on the list of gods?" If this continues, Xiqi’s battles will be over, and the gods on the list of gods have not yet been assembled. In order to make the gods go smoothly, your national teachers, other disciples of the three religions, and Sanxian who are not attached to the three religions , they will all suffer a huge catastrophe!"

Yang Jian frowned when he heard this, King Zhou felt that there were some things he still couldn't figure out, "Why do we have to enshrine the gods? Or...or we can let them live to be officials in heaven!"

Lu Ya shook his head, "Sanxiao and Zhao Gongming are brothers and sisters. The four of them have magic weapons such as Dinghaizhu, Jinjiaojian, Hunyuan Jindou, and Binding Dragonsuo. Sanxiao sisters can also set up a nine-curved Yellow River array. In this way Formidable people, why should they let their lives be carefree, but they must go to heaven and be driven by others? The heavens want to gather them, but it is not enough to win them, there must be one thing that can hold them, this is the magical effect of the list of gods."

The role of the list of gods King Zhou once heard Yang Jian say that he is more concerned about the huge catastrophe now. "Can Daochang Lu figure out what that huge catastrophe is?"

Lu Ya shook his head, "I can't figure it out, Your Majesty, don't try to prevent disasters for them. Didn't you find that Shen Gongbao's reason for inviting help became more and more strange? That Yu De said he was doing Shen Gongbao a small favor, he probably didn't Lying, but his behavior is out of his control. Just like what mortals say, he is obsessed with ghosts, and he wants to be on the list of gods wholeheartedly. You might as well kill him and Lu Yue master and apprentice immediately, and let them be on the list of gods Got it."

Yang Jian asked: "Is there really no solution to this matter?"

Lu Ya spread his hands, "The conferring of the gods is over, and all ascetics will be safe, otherwise everyone will have a hard time." He stood up and hugged his small bench, "I've said everything I need to say, I'll go home first to avoid the limelight .When there is a job here where I can show my face and earn credit, I will come again."

Lu Ya patted his ass and left, King Zhou asked Yang Jian, "Do you think what he said is right?"

Yang Jian nodded, "Sounds reasonable."

King Zhou rubbed his temples painfully, "I have to go back and rest for a while, I have a headache."

Yang Jian handed him a pill, "Eat this! Get a good sleep and you'll be fine."

King Zhou felt better from his headache after taking the medicine. The two left the army tent, and Yang Jian sent King Zhou back to rest.Passing by Deng Chanyu's military tent, King Zhou saw Tu Xingsun holding a handful of jasmine flowers in his hand, and Deng Chanyu was talking to him shyly.

"Brother! Have I been ill for a while, and my eyes are broken! Isn't that Deng Chanyu and Tu Xingsun?"

Yang Jian nodded, "It's the two of them. Why did they suddenly reconcile?"

King Zhou complained, "It's not just getting better, it's about falling in love!"

While talking, King Zhou saw that Tu Xingsun gave flowers to Deng Chanyu, and Deng Chanyu's face was flushed, she bent down and kissed Tu Xingsun.

King Zhou lowered his voice and screamed, "Oh! This is true love!" King Zhou poked Yang Jian's arm and scolded him, "It's also not good-looking, you look at Deng Chanyu, you are looking at you. Ever since I became King Zhou, your love for me has disappeared. You only love my face, not me at all!"

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, "It's fine if you look like this, but this is someone else's body, do you want me to be affectionate to King Zhou? Isn't it strange? The world loves beautiful women, Deng Chanyu is so abnormal, I think it's her It was drugged with ecstasy!"

King Zhou: You are really a very unromantic Xiao Erlang who loves conspiracy theories...