[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Xiqi, Duanming Palace, and San Yisheng presented the residence newspaper, Xibo Hou Jichang unfolded the bamboo slips, and squinted his eyes to read the residence newspaper.

Ji Chang is getting old and his eyesight is not very good. San Yisheng knelt down and described the content of the mansion newspaper to Ji Chang.

"Your Majesty, after hearing that Grand Master and Minister Jiang dispatched troops, good news came from the southeast and the southeast frequently. If this momentum continues... Your Majesty will soon quell the rebellion in the southeast and the southeast."

Ji Chang put down the residence newspaper, closed his eyes and sighed, "This is a good thing! Your Majesty's wiseness is the blessing of the people of the world."

San Yisheng said eagerly: "Your Majesty! If Your Majesty recovers the two places in the southeast, Xiqi will have no chance at all!"

Ji Chang opened his eyes and looked at San Yisheng calmly, "When Your Majesty is no longer bewitched by Daji, Xiqi will have no chance."

The light in San Yisheng's eyes dimmed, and Ji Chang continued: "Today there are only you and me in the palace. I will pretend that I didn't hear what you said. Don't say similar things in the future. We are all loyal courtiers to His Majesty." , These words should not come out of our mouths, lest they be used by those who want to."

San Yisheng bowed and saluted, "Yes... I would like to obey the king's will." He slowly exited the hall, but saw Ji Fa standing at the entrance of the hall.

San Yisheng saluted and said hello, "I met the second young master."

Ji Fa smiled and nodded, "Doctor Shang, I'm here to greet my father, how do you think my father is in spirit?"

San Yisheng smiled and said, "Your Majesty is in good health and in good spirits."

The two exchanged a few words of greeting and parted ways. Ji Fa stood at the door for a while, then pushed open the hall door and walked in.

Ji Chang held a jade pendant in his hand and was looking at it carefully. When he saw Ji Fa coming in, he put the jade pendant away carefully. "The palace people are getting more and more unruly. Why didn't anyone report my son's arrival?"

Ji Fa laughed and said: "There are no palace attendants outside the palace, the child is worried about the father, so he pushed the door in without authorization, and please don't blame the father."

Ji Chang smiled and said, "So that's the case. It's just a small matter, so there's no need to plead guilty."

Ji Fa looked at the brocade box on the case table, and asked curiously, "Father, what you were playing with just now was elder brother's jade pendant?"

Ji Chang nodded, and took the jade pendant out of the brocade box again.Ji Fa also leaned over to take a look, "My child remembers, big brother likes this piece of warm jade the most. It's warm from the tentacles without any impurities."

Ji Chang smiled and nodded, "Yes! Yes!"

Ji Fa asked, "Father, when will eldest brother come back?"

Ji Chang said happily: "I guess it will be soon! When the fighting in the southeast is settled, your eldest brother can return to the court without incident."

Speaking of Bo Yi Kao, Ji Chang's eyes seemed to light up.Ji Fa followed suit with a smile, cared about Ji Chang's body again, and left.

Back in her bedroom, Ji Fa knelt down on the soft couch with a gloomy expression.

Father Wang is old and his health is getting worse and worse, he has no intention to expand the territory.But he is different, he not only wants to be the king of Xiqi, he also wants to be the king of the whole world!

Now the father just wants to wait for the war between the southeast and the southeast to settle down, and bring the eldest brother back to reunite with the family.But the eldest brother is back, what is he?

After much deliberation, Ji Fa secretly made up his mind.

Brother, if you risk your life to go to Chaoge for your father, then please do one last thing for Xiqi and me!

"Come here! Xuan Xuyan is here to see me!"

Xu Yan is Ji Fa's personal bodyguard. He grew up with Ji Fa and is loyal to Ji Fa.

Ji Fa called Xu Yan to discuss secretly for a long time.The next day Xu Yan asked for leave. Everyone only knew that his old mother was sick and he went home to take care of the sick, but they didn't know that he had left Xiqi.

Chaoge City, in Bo Yikao's mansion.

Bo Yi Kao sat on the bed with his legs crossed, eating shortbread, and his beloved guqin was placed on the inside of the bed.

"Tell me, why is this shortbread so delicious? The dough is layer by layer, crispy and fragrant. I think it's delicious without any fillings." Boyi Kao asked the man in black standing beside him.

The man in black said indifferently: "Master, meat oil is added to the dough of this shortbread when kneading it, and then the dough is repeatedly rolled and pressed. The shortbread produced in this way is naturally layered and full of life. fragrant."

Bo Yikao nodded, "Oh, that's it! But I haven't cooked, so I still don't understand how the shortbread is made."

The man in black took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Since you don't understand, please don't ask any more questions!"

Bo Yikao patted the shortbread crumbs on his hands, "Okay, I won't ask anymore! Go to the kitchen and bring me a plate of shortbread."

The man in black picked up the plate and gave Bo Yikao a sneaky look. "Young Master, I advise you to tidy up your appearance. Think about what you are wearing underneath, sit with your legs spread apart, and be careful not to be seen by others."

The man in black opened the door and went out, and Bo Yikao stood on the ground and wiped off the shortbread crumbs on his body.He whispered, "I'm not afraid of being seen!"

After the man in black left, Bo Yikao washed his hands and burned incense, put the qin on the qin case, and played gently.

The sound of the piano is elegant and indifferent, with the meaning of being indifferent to fame and wealth.Xu Yan climbed over the wall, squatted under the window and listened quietly for a while, he couldn't understand the rhythm, but he remembered that the eldest son always played this piece when he was in Xiqi.

Xu Yan knocked on the door, and Bo Yikao asked inside, "Who is it?"

"Eldest son, Xu Yan is my subordinate."

Bo Yikao said lightly: "The door is unlocked, come in!"

Xu Yan had a sense of disobedience in his heart, and felt that something was not quite right.But he has already come here, and there is not enough time, he has no time to think too much.

After pushing the door and entering, Xu Yan knelt in front of Bo Yikao, "My lord, you have suffered!"

Bo Yikao asked worriedly: "How is the father? Is he in good health? Are you here to rescue me this time?"

Xu Yan sighed: "My lord, the king fell ill when he was imprisoned in Chaoge, and now he can only rest in bed. Mr. Ji Fa sits in front of the bed every day, but... But the king's health is still getting worse."

Bo Yikao raised his sleeves to cover his face and wept, "Father is sick in bed, I hate that I am trapped in Chaoge and cannot be by my side all the time."

Bo Yikao kept crying, Xu Yan looked outside the door and said anxiously: "The king is seriously ill, but it's not the son's fault. If you want to blame it, you can blame the stupid king, who made the king and the son separated and could not be reunited. Today I am ordered Save the young master and leave, please cooperate with the young master."

Bo Yikao put down his sleeves and blinked his eyes, "How do you cooperate?"

Xu Yan took out a small brown wooden bottle from his bosom, "My lord, it contains the magic medicine of fake death, which is a gift from the immortals of Penglai Island. It is very precious. As long as you take this medicine, after you fake your death, your majesty will write a letter." Please go back to your hometown, when the time comes, you can return to the hometown of Xiqi without anyone noticing."

Bo Yikao took the wooden bottle suspiciously, uncorked the bottle, leaned over to sniff it, "How dare you lie to me! This is clearly Duanchang San!"

Xu Yan was shocked, he didn't expect Bo Yikao to know the meth in the bottle.He rushed over and grabbed Bo Yikao's neck, "The eldest son is indeed well-informed! But you have to die if you don't want to die today!"

Bo Yikao pushed slightly, and Xu Yan fell to the ground.Boyi Kao looked at his hands, that's terrible!The strength seems to be too much!

He pretended to be weak and terrified and shouted: "Come on! Come on! Someone is going to kill me!"

Xu Yan was startled, but Bo Yikao shouted for a long time and no one came in, so he felt relieved again.Thinking about it, Hunjun would not be too kind to this proton, without the protection of guards, it is convenient for him to act.

Bo Yikao pointed to Xu Yan and asked, "You were not sent by my father at all! My father will never kill me! Tell me! Who sent you here?"

Xu Yan twisted his face, pressed his lower back, stood up against the wall.He smiled sarcastically and said: "Oh, the eldest son is not stupid enough! I am the bodyguard of Mr. Ji Fa, who do you think sent me here? The old king will always miss you, as long as I kill you , Young Master Ji Fa can justifiably succeed the King!"

Xu Yan was furious, he took out two poisoned daggers from his cowhide boots and stabbed them fiercely at Bo Yikao.

Bo Yikao curled his lips in disdain, raised his arm, took a golden circle from his wrist, and threw it out lightly.Xu Yan only felt a burst of force, and when he came back to his senses, he found that his two daggers were broken.The golden circle circled in the air and then hit Xu Yan. Xu Yan reflexively pushed out his hands flat, trying to block the circle.That circle was something that the physical body could not resist, the bones in Xu Yan's palm were immediately smashed to pieces.The whole person hit the white wall behind him, and even his waist was broken.

'Bo Yi Kao' pulled out a handkerchief, called back the Qiankun circle to wipe it clean, he snorted coldly: "Why did Xiqi send you such a waste? You can't help but beat me at all! I thought I could beat you quickly One!"

Xu Yan hated in his heart, he was so careless that he didn't realize that this was a fake Bo Yi Kao!How can there be such a yellow baby in Boyi Kao!Now that he has said what should be said and what should not be said, even if he apologizes with death, he will still be sorry to Mr. Ji Fa!

At this time, the man in black who had just gone to the kitchen to serve snacks came back.He held the plate in one hand and slowly gnawed on a piece of shortbread in the other.

"It's so useless to sell the master so quickly! It seems that if there is a widow sitting in the town, the assassins who come to Chaoge City will become stupid! The widow is really a wise monarch!"

Xu Yan hated secretly, and spat fiercely, "Bah! Faint Lord!"

'Bo Yi Kao' changed back to Nezha's appearance, bouncing over to eat shortbread. "Did you hear that? People called you a fool!"

King Zhou raised his head and said proudly: "Even if I am stupid, I will not be fooled by you, a child with extremely poor acting skills!"

Nezha was not convinced, "Why are my acting skills so bad? I always acted according to what you taught me!"

King Zhou said: "You just can't act! You were so exaggerated when you first started crying. What if the assassin thinks that your temperament has changed?"

Nezha's thoughts turned quickly, "I can say that I lived in fear and poverty in Chaoge, and my temperament changed drastically!"

Xu Yan was lying on the ground with pain in his back and hands, and he couldn't die if he wanted to.After hearing Nezha's words, he snorted coldly in his heart, his face was covered with cake scum, what kind of shitty life is this!

"Okay! You've got a quick brain! Then I'll ask you again." King Zhou put down the plate of shortbread and stretched out his index finger, "If you say that my finger is a dagger, I've stabbed you now, you have to show it." one time."

King Zhou poked Nezha's waist with his hand, and Nezha covered the left side of his waist with his mouth wide open. "Ah! It hurts! I'm bleeding!"

King Zhou waved his hands fiercely, "No, no, no! Kakaka! You've been stabbed, why are you still holding shortbread in your hand?"

Nezha stuffed the shortbread into his mouth in two mouthfuls, and said vaguely, "I can't throw away the cake! What a pity!"

King Zhou sighed, "Forget it, let me demonstrate to you." King Zhou covered his waist, surprise flashed in his eyes, a trace of grief flashed, and a little despair, and finally fell limply on the ground .

Nezha wiped the crumbs off his face, "Why don't you talk?"

King Zhou got up from the ground, "True grief is indescribable! Your performance must show the pain from the soul! You have to think about it slowly. A performance is not just a few lines that can move people's hearts."

Nezha nodded half-understood, King Zhou continued: "Of course, I can't blame you for this. After all, you are still young and don't have much experience."

Nezha suddenly said, "Then I'm not in a hurry, when I grow up, I can act like you."

"But you have to cherish this opportunity! It's very difficult to meet such a stupid assassin!"

Xu Yan couldn't take it anymore, he scolded: "Shut up! How are you going to humiliate me? Kill me or cut me up, don't grind me here!"

King Zhou smirked, "Don't worry, soon, after the widow finishes teaching the students the acting class, you can die in peace. Alas! It's not what I want to force you to stay, who made you like this There are fewer and fewer stupid assassins!"

Xu Yan blushed and spat out a mouthful of blood.His eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground. Before he passed out, he had only one thought in his mind, to deceive others!very!