[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

It is said that Jiang Ziya accepted the order of becoming an official, and his righteous brother Song Yiren also felt honored.He set up a feast of flowing water, and relatives, friends and neighbors in Songjiazhuang came to congratulate him one after another.

All the guests came, but Ma refused to show up.Since getting married, she has always felt that Jiang Ziya is not a common person, does not know how to make money, and it is useless to scold him every day.Now that he is developed, even the king ordered him to be a national teacher, which shows that he is capable.Being so blind, Ma felt ashamed of Jiang Ziya, so he locked himself in the room and refused to go out.

Jiang Ziya was very happy to be named a national teacher by King Zhou, and what he had learned in the past 40 years could be put to use.

Standing outside the courtyard just now, the neighbors who watched their husband and wife fight all gathered around Jiang Ziya to congratulate him, and all of them came to make friends.Others squeezed out a smiling face to congratulate him, but Jiang Ziya couldn't drive them out.He just sighed in his heart, the world is declining, people's hearts are not old, just now the husband and wife had a quarrel, and no one came to persuade them, but now they come here to talk affectionately, as if their relationship is so good.

Respecting everyone with a wine glass, Jiang Ziya saw that Ma Shi was not there, so he sneaked away to find her under the pretext of going to the toilet.

Pushing open the bedroom door, Jiang Ziya asked, "Why are you hiding in the room? There are so many guests outside!"

Mrs. Ma said sullenly: "I'm ashamed to see people..."

Sometimes Jiang Ziya was very dumb, and sometimes his mind was very clear. He understood Ma Shi's thoughts after a second thought.He smiled and said: "You and I are husband and wife, and we are still living in the house of our brother-in-law at such an old age. No wonder you are eager to let me earn money. Now that I have been appointed as an official, earning money to support the family is no longer a problem. Why are you still entangled in the past?" What, did you make yourself uneasy?"

Ma asked in a low voice: "I always said you were useless in the past, you don't blame me, do you?"

"I'm really not ordinary, I don't know how to do business, you are my wife, but what can I do if you scold me? Now our good days are coming, don't hold back at home and think about things, live a good life is serious."

Jiang Ziya's thoughtful persuasion moved Ma to tears. Jiang Ziya washed the handkerchief and handed it to her, asking her to dry her tears.The husband and wife reunited and went to greet the guests happily.

This flowing water feast lasted until the sun went down. If Jiang Ziya hadn't gone to court tomorrow, the guests who came to drink would still refuse to leave!

After a brief wash, Jiang Ziya went to sleep, Ma Shi and Song Yiren's wife Sun Shi took the servants to clean up the cups, plates and chopsticks.The next day, before dawn, Jiang Ziya put on his official uniform, got in a carriage and went to Chaoge City.

The carriage stopped outside the palace gate, and Jiang Ziya saw Yang Jian as soon as he got off the carriage.

"Uncle Master." Yang Jian said hello with a smile.

Jiang Ziya hurried over. It was the first time he went to court, he was a little nervous, "Master nephew! I, can I just go to court like this?"

Yang Jian smiled, "Uncle Shi is very good, His Majesty is a very gentle person, you don't have to be nervous."

Yang Jian took Jiang Ziya into the palace gate.At this time, King Zhou had not yet arrived, and the courtiers were waiting outside the palace. When they saw Yang Jian and the others coming, they whispered in groups.

"Why is the national teacher here?"

"I don't know! Isn't the national teacher not meddling in the government?"

"Who knows? You see, there is an old man next to him, who wears the same official uniform as him!"

"Hey? Could it be that another national teacher has come?"

"Hahaha! How is it possible!"

Although Jiang Ziya has no fairy fate, he has stayed on Kunlun Mountain for 40 years.The whispers of those people got into his ears exactly.He turned his head to look at Yang Jian, Yang Jian seemed to have not heard, and his eyes were shining brightly.

Jiang Ziya suppressed the impetuousness in his heart, stood beside Yang Jian, and lowered his eyes.

The heavy gate of Shouxian Palace was pulled open by the servants, and the civil and military officials stood in several rows and walked into the palace.

King Zhou was wearing court clothes and a crown, and was sitting on the dragon chair. The servant beside him shouted: "Xuan Guoshi Yang Jian, Guoshi Jiang Ziya sees you!"

Yang Jian and Jiang Ziya walked into the hall in full clothes, and all civil and military officials secretly looked at them.They don't understand what the king means. It is enough to confer one national teacher, why should another one be conferred.

Jiang Ziya and Yang Jian clasped their hands in salute, see Your Majesty.King Zhou smiled and said, "The two lovers are flat." He introduced to the civil and military officials, "This old Mr. Jiang is the new national teacher appointed by the widow yesterday."

Bigan stepped forward and asked: "Your Majesty, you have already appointed Daoist Yang as a national teacher, why do you want to make another national teacher? I don't know what special skills Mr. Jiang has. Can you let me see it."

King Zhou guessed that Bigan and the others would stop him, and he had already prepared his speech. "Mr. Jiang is good at divination and feng shui. Prime Minister, are you interested in asking Xin Guoshi to give you a divination?"

Bigan smiled and said, "This is going to trouble Mr. Jiang." Bigan asked Jiang Ziya, "Mr. Jiang, if you ask anything else, it will be difficult to fulfill it at this time. Why don't you just ask the weather! Song has not rained for half a month, I think the weather is gloomy today, I wonder if it will rain today? When will it rain?"

Jiang Ziya didn't use tools, he just pinched his fingers and calculated. "No rain today, no rain for the next seven days."

All the ministers muttered, it was just to watch the weather, many of them would watch it.The sky was gloomy, the clouds were low, and it looked like it was going to rain.Mr. Jiang is not an idiot, is he?I don't know where His Majesty found him.

King Zhou coughed twice, and the ministers dared not speak any more.

"Mr. Jiang is not greedy for fame and fortune in the world. He came down from the Kunlun fairy mountain just to experience some experience in the mortal world in order to break through his state of mind. I have seen his abilities before. You just have to wait patiently. , see you tomorrow."

King Zhou personally blew Jiang Ziya a wave, Jiang Ziya thought to himself, I have never met His Majesty, how did Your Majesty know that I can divination and fortune-telling?oh!correct!Nephew Yang Jian is a close minister of His Majesty, so it must be Nephew Yang Jian who said something kindly for him in front of His Majesty.

From the moment he stepped into Shouxian Palace, Jiang Ziya didn't dare to look up.Now he wasn't as nervous as he was at first, so he looked up.It doesn't matter at this point, he almost exclaimed in the hall!

Isn't this the little friend who walked with Yang Jian when they were drinking the day before yesterday?Unexpectedly, he was King Zhou!

That day he was so depressed and drunk that he didn't bother to talk to him, which was really rude.

King Zhou said: "Mr. Jiang has made a fortune for this king. In the future, there will be more capable people and strange people coming to Chaoge. In order to facilitate everyone to distinguish, I specially set up the National Teacher Bureau. In the future, those capable people and strange people will come to Chaoge. The scholar came to Chaoge and directly joined the National Teacher Bureau. The widows canonized Yang Daochang as the director of the National Teacher Bureau, and Mr. Jiang as the director of the Fengshui Department of the National Teacher Bureau. There will be other departments in the National Teacher Bureau in the future, but these must be done slowly. .”

King Zhou said kindly to Yang Jian: "Director Yang, the State Division Bureau has just been established, so you need to worry more about being the director."

Yang Jian accepted the order with a smile, "Yes, please rest assured, Your Majesty."

King Zhou's purpose today was to let Jiang Ziya show his face. After introducing Jiang Ziya and talking about the expansion of the National Division Bureau, King Zhou planned to let them go down to rest first.

"The two national teachers have worked hard, go back and rest first! After the court is over, you will come to see the widow again."

Jiang Ziya and Yang Jian bowed to leave, and before they could walk out of the hall, a strong wind blew outside.The thick clouds in the sky moved with the wind, and after a while the dark clouds dispersed and the sun shone.

The eyes of all civil and military officials looking at Jiang Ziya changed immediately, King Zhou raised the corners of his mouth and smiled slightly, to see who else would dare to question my king's decision in the future!

Picking up the memorial on the table, King Zhou discussed the government with all the civil and military officials.After the morning court, he went to the side hall to meet Yang Jian and Jiang Ziya.

When Jiang Ziya saw King Zhou, he immediately cupped his hands and apologized, "Your Majesty, Jiang Shangyou doesn't know Mount Tai, and he behaved badly in front of His Majesty the day before yesterday. I hope His Majesty will forgive you."

"Those who don't know are not to be blamed, Mr. Jiang doesn't need to be too polite."

King Zhou sat down and talked to Jiang Ziya about his job content, "When there are important events in the palace or court, you like to divination in advance. Your main job in the future is to divination and be responsible for matters related to Fengshui. On weekdays, if there is a court Minister Zhong invites you to do divination, and you can also take on some private work, but [-]% of the money you get will be handed over to the State Teachers Bureau, and you will keep [-]% for yourself."

Jiang Ziya said: "Your Majesty, absolutely not! Since Jiang Shang has become a national teacher and must serve the country, how can he take on private jobs to satisfy his own selfish desires?"

King Zhou smiled bitterly and said: "This is also a helpless move. Now there are only you and Yang Jian in the State Teachers Bureau. When there are few people, you can still allocate funds from the treasury. In the future, there will be more people in the State Teachers Bureau. Where will the money come from? Now the East and the East There are wars in the south, and all the money is allocated to the National Teachers Bureau, the treasury can't afford it! So, the money you earn will be used for the daily operations of the National Teachers Bureau in the future, and it can be regarded as your activity funds."

When King Zhou said this, it sounded a bit miserable, but it was also a reality.King Zhou has already thought about it, the Conferred God War, in the future there will definitely be many people who will intercept or explain the teachings to help fight the war!People have come all the way, no matter it is for King Zhou or for themselves, they have to be given official posts so that they can gain a foothold in the army.Now that he has an official position, he has to pay others a salary. Of course, they may look down on that salary, but he always has to prepare something delicious and delicious for them, otherwise it will be too shameful!

Jiang Ziya was also moved when he heard this, and he said generously: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I have a small family and don't need so much money. All the private work I will take on in the future will be counted as business errands, and all the money I get will be handed over to the State Teachers Bureau."

King Zhou felt a little embarrassed. The old man was so old, and in modern times he would retire and dance square dances.Squeezing other people's hard-earned money doesn't seem so good...

He said with some coyness: "Master Jiang is loyal to the emperor and patriotic. If that's the case, then...then you can take [-]% of it!"

From five to five points to one to nine points, King Zhou, the big slave owner, is really not a good stubble!

Jiang Ziya didn't think too much about it, he really didn't care about money, he just wanted to assist King Zhou well.Not to mention donating some money for private work, even if it is a subsidy, he would probably be happy.

King Zhou arranged a mansion for Jiang Ziya, gave him several servants, and then let him leave.

When Jiang Ziya left, King Zhou beat his chest and said to Yang Jian: "Brother! Look, look! They are both uncles, so why is there such a big difference! Look at Mr. Jiang, how righteous and diligent he is. I donated all my wages! No way! I have to arrange an agent for him. This old man is too soft-hearted and can’t bargain! I have to find an agent to do publicity for him and give him a price! I must show up more Fei, ask for more! Hahaha! Oh my god! My Minister Jiang is going to be on fire!"

Yang Jian rubbed his forehead, "Jiang Ziya is soft-hearted? Wait until he's at war before you say that!"

King Zhou waved his hand indifferently, "What does it matter, he can earn me money now, he is my old cutie, but I am much cuter! I am too busy now, otherwise I will act as his manager myself! By the way! I suddenly thought of a super good publicity method!"

Yang Jian blinked, "What method?"

The next day, the morning court was over, and all the civil and military officials went out. King Zhou's personal servant stood at the door shaking a delicate copper bell.

All the ministers stopped where they were, thinking that His Majesty still had something to order.

The waiter calmly said: "The weather forecast of Chaoge City is now being broadcast. Today's weather is sunny, southeast wind, and the weather is relatively hot. Please drink plenty of water and don't suffer from heat stroke. Tomorrow the weather will be sunny, no wind, and the weather will be hotter than today. Please Everyone, be prepared for heatstroke."