Piranhas also want to hug [Interstellar]

After a few seconds, Tudiye didn't respond.

The battle platform makes a decision.

"The game is over, the winner, Cheng Anlang—"

Lan Deqi ran up to the stage to look at Tu Diye. Tu Diye's body was covered with mottled wounds, his flesh and blood were exposed, and there was a big swelling on his head.

Cheng Dahua stepped backwards and jumped back.

Lan Deqi took Tudiye back to the Sea of ​​Consciousness, and he said to Cheng Anlang: "I'm careless, I thought it was a plant and I shouldn't have any skills, so it turns out that big flowers can spit..."

Cheng Anlang nodded: "Well, I've never used it before."

Lan Deqi: "Oh...it seems that I can't match today, I wish you victory..."

Cheng Anlang: "Well...thank you..."

Cheng Anlang went back to his seat and looked at the golden flowerpot first. Although it sounded loud on the battle stage, there was no scratch or deformation unexpectedly.

Cheng Anlang breathed a sigh of relief: Yes, it is very strong, and it can still be used.

After Cheng Anlang finished matching all the scenes, he carried Cheng Dahua to the school service office.

It was the same teacher from last time: "Hello classmate, what can I do?"

Cheng Anlang put Cheng Dahua on the ground: "I want to get rid of my status as a poor student and terminate my funding relationship with Shen Rui."

There is no need to notify the sponsor to terminate the sponsorship relationship, as long as the sponsorship money is returned to the sponsor in a certain multiple, the longer the funding period, the higher the return multiple, Cheng Anlang has calculated that if he cancels now, he will return about five times to Shen Rui If Cheng Anlang hadn't thought about breaking up the relationship before, but now that his money is getting more and more, after thinking about it, he still plans to break up the funding relationship, so that he doesn't have to serve Shen Rui in the future, and will be a free man completely.

"Name."

"Cheng Anlang."

The teacher checked the information, and said puzzledly: "But your current sponsor is not Shen Rui."

Cheng Anlang: "Huh?"

The teacher showed Cheng Anlang the sponsorship form: "A week ago, your sponsor was changed to Zhang Mingyu."

Cheng Anlang was shocked: "What?!"

"Isn't Zhang Mingyu not eligible for funding?"

"He told us before that he would open a quota for him, and you are the only one under his name at present."

Cheng Anlang: "..."

"Then how do I get rid of this..."

The teacher took a look at him. After graduation, it is a great opportunity to be directly under Zhang Mingyu's subordinates. How could this classmate not want it?

The teacher said: "Because you are the only one under his name, we may have to inform him of your situation and ask his opinion."

Cheng Anlang nodded and had no choice but to give up.

Cheng Anlang first went to get the food that he ate and broadcast today, then went to the commercial street to buy a smart brain for Cheng Dahua, and a more advanced smart brain for himself, and bought a lot of snacks.

He was suddenly stopped by two girls on the road: "Wait a minute!"

Cheng Anlang's face froze: What is this for...

Maybe it was because of Cheng Anlang's expressionless face, even though he was holding the stupid Cheng Dahua in his arms, the two girls took a step back.

"I'm sorry... I just want to ask, where did you buy the whole roasted pig you ate?"

"Ah?" Cheng Anlang was full of doubts, so he asked this matter?

Cheng Dahua's live broadcast effect is too good, people ask what to eat when walking on the road?

Cheng Anlang coughed lightly, remembering what the seller said about the advertisement, the restaurant was called...

“Great and tasty hotel from Rice Wing Star with Wine Juice.”

"how much?"

Cheng Anlang was stunned, he didn't know, the seller set the price randomly, as for how much the hotel sold, he really didn't know...

Cheng Anlang: "I'm not sure. Someone bought this for me as a gift. It should be...not expensive..."

He watched the live barrage and learned that his charcoal-grilled large scallops and hot pot are not only expensive, but also very rare, which are not available to anyone with money. As for the roasted whole pig, beef and sheep that he ate on the first day, most people can buy them started.

The two girls nodded and asked softly, "Can I pet its head?"

"Ow?"

Cheng Dahua opened her mouth, feeding first and then touching!

Cheng Anlang closed Cheng Dahua's mouth: Someone wants to touch Cheng Dahua's head!

What does this mean? Cheng Dahua's image is improving!

It is no longer a plant mutant beast that everyone dislikes, but the cute and lovely Cheng Dahua!

Cheng Anlang pinched its mouth, and the two girls carefully touched Cheng Dahua's big head.

Ah - so soft!so cute!

Cheng Dahua was very wronged until the dormitory: Why didn't you feed me and touch me!

Cheng Anlang took out a piece of sauced beef and fed it: "Do you know that you can't eat what a stranger gives you?"

"Ow."

do not know……

Cheng Anlang knew about Cheng Dahua.

"And you see that your impression in the eyes of others is getting better and better. In the future, there will be more and more people who like you, and more and more people will hate you. What if they poison you? "

That being said, no one should be free to poison Cheng Dahua...

What Cheng Anlang is most afraid of is that someone will seduce Cheng Dahua, not to mention the huge amount of rewards in its live broadcast room, if Cheng Dahua really wins the championship of the junior group of the mutant beast competition, someone will come...to seduce it...

And he himself is an ordinary person, unable to do anything...

A mutant beast can unilaterally terminate the contract...

Cheng Anlang stroked Cheng Dahua's head, emotion flashed in his eyes, but he didn't say anything.

Cheng Dahua chewed the sauced beef disapprovingly: "Oh."

I am not afraid of poison.

Cheng Anlang took out the baked rice with shrimp shells and set it up, ready to broadcast live.

Baked Rice with Shrimp Shells is not baked rice with shrimp shells, but mixed with stir-fried diced ham and delicious and attractive shrimp meat, plus prepared peas and four vegetables, and sprinkled with fragrant cheese The shrimp shells are grilled and topped with a golden condensed sauce.

Die Lianhua and Ligua are still competing in the live broadcast room, no one is convinced, and the amount of rewards has exploded, making Cheng Anlang more and more stressed...

After the live broadcast, Cheng Anlang gave Cheng Dahua Zhinao, added the communication codes of the lizards and the others, and Cheng Dahua started a video chat with them without a teacher.

Then Cheng Anlang heard the voices of "ow", "hiss", "quack" and "ga" mixed together and resounded together.

Cheng Anlang: I don't know how they can hear each other's meaning, I'd better read a book on the balcony...

Cheng Anlang glanced at the video interface before leaving.

The lizard and the duck are in the battle room, and the Luosi powder should be at home. There is still a layer of white mud on the snake's head, and only the eyes and mouth are exposed. I don't know what it is doing...

Cheng Anlang took a look, put some snacks for Cheng Dahua and went to the balcony.

He first communicated with Zhang Mingyu and asked about the poor students.

Zhang Mingyu agreed to terminate the funding relationship.

Zhang Mingyu added: "The lizards and the others may look for you again tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

Cheng Anlang: "???"

I don't want to bathe them anymore, it's exhausting.

Cheng Anlang: "Talk to them and let them walk through the front door."

"There are too many people at the main entrance, so it's better to climb the window."

"Then..." Cheng Anlang thought for a while, "Can you ask the school to make a clean walkway from the green belt outside the building, so that they don't pass through the green belt directly..."

There was a slight smile in Zhang Mingyu's tone: "Yes."

The mutated beasts in the room chatted via video.

Cheng Dahua asked Luo Sifen: "What's on your face?"

Rose powder: "Mud film."

Cheng Dahua: "What is that?"

Rose powder: "beautifying, cleans scales, detoxifies and nourishes skin, delays aging, makes me beautiful all the time!"

Cheng Dahua became excited when he heard it: "I want to be beautiful all the time too! Where do you have this?"

Luo Sifen: "This is the white mud that has been deposited under the Biyou Goose Glacier for hundreds of millions of years. There is only a little bit of it in total. It is all in my house. I will give you a little bit when the time comes."

Cheng Dahua: What white clay, why can't I understand...

Ligua and Yaya refused: "I want it too!"

Luo Sifen: "You old men want a fart!"

Ligua and Yaya: "But Dahua also...wait..."

Does Cheng Dahua have a gender...

Although some flowers do have male and female distinctions, Cheng Dahua is not an ordinary flower at all...

Could it be that it has to be distinguished by its eggs?

Yaya and Ligua silently looked at Cheng Dahua's flowerpot through the screen, as if they wanted to see its roots through the flowerpot.

But aren't those its feet...

Balls should be... flower buds?

Yaya and Ligua silently looked at Cheng Dahua's big head again, if it was his balls, it would be too big...

Yaya and Ligua shook their heads, refusing to think about this question.

Cheng Dahua only had mud in his eyes: "Is ordinary mud okay?"

Luo Sifen thought about it, and it didn't use any other mud: "It should be... it can be..."

Cheng Dahua: "Okay, I see."

After the mutated beasts had finished chatting, they started playing who was the undercover agent, until it was time to go to bed. Then Cheng Anlang came out from the balcony, and Cheng Dahua was looking into his flower pot.

Cheng Anlang: "Stop watching, it's time to sleep."

"Ow..."

midnight--

Cheng Anlang was awakened by a rustling sound.

He was already a light sleeper, and although his voice had been suppressed as much as possible, he still woke up.

In the night, he vaguely saw what Cheng Dahua was doing with his back to him, and there was no flowerpot on his feet, and the starlight drew a silver edge on it.

"Big Flower... aren't you going to sleep?"

thump—

Cheng Dahua was startled, the flower pot fell off the table, and a large puddle of soil was sprinkled on the ground.

Cheng Anlang woke up instantly.

"Cheng Dahua, what are you doing!"

He quickly got up to get the flowerpot.

"Ow!"

Cheng Dahua hurriedly jumped off the table, wanted to go to the bathroom to wash it off, but was too nervous and tripped over the cup on the table, hit his head on the ground with a thud, and fell like a dog eating shit.

Cheng Anlang immediately noticed something on Cheng Dahua's face.

His first reaction was acne?Can Cheng Dahua still have acne on her face?On closer inspection, it looks like the substrate in its flowerpot...

"Why did you smear dirt on your face!"

"Ow..."

Cheng Dahua showed Cheng Anlang the part of Luosifan's video.

Cheng Anlang could only hear the "hissing" sound of Luo Sifen, and he was full of question marks: What's the use of you showing me, I can't understand...

He looked at the Luosi powder in the video, then looked at Cheng Dahua's face and thought: "You don't want to learn from Luo Si powder to put mud on your face..."

Cheng Dahua nodded.

Although Cheng Anlang didn't understand why Luo Sifen smeared mud on the snake's head, it must be for the benefit.

Cheng Anlang: "You two's mud is not the same thing at all, look at its mud, it's so clean and delicate, and look at yours, your mud is only useful if you put it under your feet..."

"Ow?"

why?

Cheng Anlang searched for white mud from his brain. In addition to making paper and burning pottery, it can also skin care and beautify the skin. He showed it to Cheng Dahua.

"Look, it's specially made to apply on the face, and yours is specially applied to the feet."

"Ow..."

Cheng Dahua was disappointed and said, okay.

Cheng Anlang said again: "You are already perfect, you don't need to be more beautiful..."

"Ow!"

I don't, I want to be more beautiful than beautiful!

"Also, why do such things secretly in the middle of the night..."

"Ow..."

I just want to try it, and if it doesn't work, just pretend nothing happened.

Cheng Anlang also didn't understand Cheng Dahua's meaning: "Forget it, you go and wash your head, I'll sweep the floor again, and clean up the rest tomorrow, I'm stuck..."

"Ow..."

Early the next morning, Cheng Anlang replaced Cheng Dahua with a new substrate, and explained the difference between white clay and soil again, Cheng Dahua had no choice but to give up.

It seems that its own soil is not good enough, so it can only wait for the radish powder to give it...

After class, Cheng Anlang held Cheng Dahua and continued the matching competition.

This time the opponent is a snake, called Gluttonous Snake, and its owner is Wu Ming.

The key is that this scene is actually an edible scene.

Cheng Anlang searched for information on the greedy snake on Xiaonei. At first, the greedy snake was only the size of a finger. The more it ate, the longer its body grew and the greater its attack power. However, at the beginning, because of its small body, it ate less and grew slowly. , and when the body grows later, the growth rate will increase several times, which is completely dependent on the later stage.

When matching the scenes of the primary group, the system will match the mutant beasts according to the characteristics of both sides. Greedy snakes need to be eaten, while Cheng Dahua only needs to have a place to put flower pots.

When it comes to the knockout round, apart from marking a water area for the mutant beasts that can only swim in water, for the rest, use whatever matches.

The scene consists of a huge and complex chocolate maze. The two mutant beasts will only meet if they choose the correct path. After entering the maze, they will block the command.

There are various desserts on the road in the maze, among which three desserts are simulated by bombs. After being bitten by a mutant beast, it will simulate the feeling of a bomb explosion. After ten seconds, the system will directly determine that the game is out, and it may be too late to meet the opponent. .

The dessert made of bombs will emit heat from the inside, and the mutant beast has to get close and endure the appetite to feel it carefully.

In the past, when I ate a bomb, the bomb exploded directly in the belly of the mutant beast. The system will make a judgment based on the situation of the mutant beast. If the injury is too serious, it will be judged as a loser. …

Cheng Anlang told Cheng Dahua about the bomb, and Cheng Dahua nodded.

Cheng Anlang came to the stage and put Cheng Dahua at one of the entrances of the maze on his side. The maze was so high that Cheng Anlang couldn't see the situation on the other side.

The battle platform erected a protective cover, announcing the start of the game.

The flying camera captures all the scenes of the maze at high altitude.

"Do you think they will meet before one of the mutant beasts eats the bomb?"

"Hard to say……"

Cheng Anlang: "Da Hua, let's go..."

Cheng Anlang meant to let Cheng Dahua enter through the entrance of the maze, and Cheng Dahua——

It took a bite according to the chocolate wall, and the chocolate wall was bitten through in an instant.

"Ow!"

It's very yummy.

Because it is a virtual scene, the battle stage will try its best to work on the taste, anyway, there is no loss.

Cheng Dahua excitedly took one bite after another, and the chocolate wall became bigger and bigger.

"Fuck! It's okay! That maze is still useful!"

"Ahhh Huahua is amazing, Mama loves you!"

Cheng Anlang: Why didn't I think of...

Cheng Dahua gnawed out a big hole in the chocolate wall. Cheng Dahua took a visual inspection, jumped through the hole, and entered the inside of the maze.

Facing him was a cheesecake, with thick mango sauce spread on it, Cheng Dahua swallowed the soft cake without thinking about it.

"Ow—"

It's so delicious!Simply heaven!

"Why does it eat it without even observing it! Isn't it afraid of bombs!"

"Damn it, is there a bomb?"

"No, no, there will be no!"

Cheng Anlang couldn't see anything, and was rejected even when he applied to check the status of the mutant beasts in the arena, so he could only pray secretly outside the arena.

Cheng Dahua showed no abnormality, continued to gnaw on the chocolate wall, completely ignoring the road layout of the maze, it ate at an extremely fast speed, gnawed a hole, jumped over to eat something on the road, and then gnawed on the chocolate wall, slowly——

"Huahua, you gnawed on the wrong wall! It's not that wall! The one on your left is the direction leading to the other side!"

"It's over, Cheng Dahua fainted..."

"The snake on the opposite side is so well-behaved, it's still looking for it according to the road."

"So what, if you go in the wrong direction, you will only get further and further away!"

"The snake

You ate too carefully, Cheng Dahua ate a third of it..."

"It can't be helped, it eats so carefully, it still depends on whether there is a bomb, and the snake is so small now, it can only eat in small bites, it has to eat a little bigger to swallow it in one bite, and then it gets faster and faster, it depends on the later stage of."

Cheng Dahua was completely unaware that it gnawed in the wrong direction, and its eyes stared at the egg yolk crisp with white bean paste in front of it obsessively.

So...so fragrant...

Cheng Dahua swallowed it in one gulp.

At the same time, the snake swallowed the shredded coconut panna cotta.

"Om-"

There was a sudden humming on the battle platform!

Cheng Anlang was shocked: "!!!"

It's over!Did someone eat the bomb!

"Why did the battle platform ring, did Cheng Dahua get a bomb!"

"Not necessarily! The greedy snake also ate just now!"

"I'm so nervous!"

Battle platform: "It has been detected that the bomb has been swallowed, and the battle platform will make a judgment within ten seconds—"

"Fuck! A mutant beast really got the bomb!"

"Who is it! Is it Cheng Dahua or Snake!"

"No! Don't be so early! I haven't seen the two of them meet yet!"

Cheng Anlang secretly clenched his fists.

At this moment, the time of ten seconds seems to be stretched, and people wait nervously and anxiously.

finally--

Battle platform: "Battle platform detection error, the game continues—"

"???"

"What the hell? Misjudgment? Didn't get the two mutant beasts?"

"What are you doing, I'm in a cold sweat."

Cheng Anlang suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart: maybe he was eaten by Cheng Dahua, but by the time the judgment was made, the bomb had already disappeared into the black hole in its mouth, and it could not be detected at all...

Cheng Dahua only felt a numb hot breath coming out of his mouth suddenly, which made him feel very comfortable, and he could even spit out a mouthful of hot air when he opened his mouth.

Cheng Dahua was overjoyed: there is such a good thing in the world!Be sure to buy it after the game!

Cheng Dahua continued to gnaw on the chocolate wall, and it gnawed out big holes one by one in the endless chocolate wall, and its direction was readjusted after gnawing again and again, and finally it couldn't stand it anymore.

Too tired!

It ate more chocolate than anything on the road!

Cheng Dahua got annoyed, so he jumped up and slammed into the chocolate wall.

The chocolate wall was broken directly without a sound, and Cheng Dahua landed in the flying chocolate shards, making a crisp golden collision sound.

It finished eating the nearby things and bumped into another wall, and finally——

"Boom-"

Cheng Dahua smashed through the chocolate wall, and with all his force, smashed hard on the gluttonous snake, who was buried in the food, tripped and fell like a shit!

Cheng Dahua: Why did I fall again!

"hiss--"

The gluttonous snake was eating to its heart's content, when it hurt when it was hit, and when it turned around, it was Cheng Dahua!

"We met, we met! We finally met!"

Cheng Dahua bounced up from the ground like a tumbler, the snake was not knocked unconscious?

Cheng Dahua compressed a lot of time by directly breaking the wall. At this time, the greedy snake is only more than three meters long.

Cheng Dahua slammed at the greedy snake viciously.

The greedy snake hid itself, feeling that it could not confront Cheng Dahua head-on now, so it quickly took a bite of the donut next to it, hoping to grow a little longer.

Cheng Dahua reacted instantly, and before the greedy snake took a second bite, it spun and jumped in circles, took the donut away, and swallowed it into its mouth in one gulp.

The greedy snake bites empty in one bite, and the upper and lower jaws collide, which hurts so much!

"A little bit!"

Cheng Dahua spat out green saliva mockingly at the greedy snake!

It's not as fast as I can eat, little spicy chicken!

Greedy snakes and cows twisted and hid their saliva, but maybe the droplets splashed on their bodies!

"hiss--"

It hurts!

The greedy snake turned around in an emergency, wanting to eat another pineapple rice.

Cheng Dahua's eyes were quick, he jumped high and jumped over the snake, came to the pineapple rice, licked his tongue wildly, and licked the rice in an instant, standing next to the pineapple bowl and laughing at the snake.

Snake:! ! !How does it eat so fast! ! !Don't even consider whether there is a bomb! ! !

Just as it was about to turn around again, suddenly it had a flash of inspiration and ran straight towards Cheng Dahua's direction!

Cheng Dahua was still laughing at Snake, when he suddenly felt his body shake.

earthquake?

I haven't figured it out yet, there is a shadow in front of my eyes!

It was just about to take off when the pineapple bowl was knocked over by the greedy snake and covered it inside!

Cheng Dahua:! ! !

The pineapple cup is not like a chocolate wall, it is so thick that Cheng Dahua didn't bite through it in one bite.

"hiss--"

Greedy Snake glanced proudly at the pineapple cup outside: Little boy, can't you still be cured? !

He was so comfortable that he took a bite of the yogurt jelly next to him without even thinking about it.

The battle platform suddenly rang: "It has been detected that the bomb has been swallowed, and the battle platform will make a judgment within ten seconds—"

Greedy Snake: "!!!"