Earthy President

The first day, the third day, the sixth day, the seventh day and even half a month when I moved to Daiyue's house, I lived a very dissolute|lewd, immoral, stupid, and it was difficult for the king to get up early.

Of course, a slap can't be slapped, and Dai Yue and I have to split the bill fifty-fifty.

His home is so fun, especially the wardrobe that covers the entire wall, I feel like it is a treasure trove.

Although there is no full set of lady skin care products and so on that I imagined and expected, I dug out the comic book game console from it, as if I dug out my missing youth.

I had to go out on the missing second day, fourth day, and fifth day. I went to the class reunion on the second day, the press conference on the fourth day, and my second brother’s memorial service on the fifth day.

It's easy to talk about the classmates, everyone generally doesn't know what happened to me recently, Xiang Nai didn't talk too much after taking the wrong medicine, so he dragged me to hang around in front of Lin Fu, the school bully roommate with whom he had a life-and-death feud. Lin Fu and Lin Fu nod their acquaintances, and add a friend to each other, but there is nothing else to say.

At the press conference the next day, I was put on another list.

I explained in front of the reporters that I chose to quit because of the company's internal personnel adjustments, but my uncle suddenly came up with a non-compete agreement, sighed, and said affectionately: "Xunyang, We are really convinced that you can do this.”

I:"?"

The uncle began to perform to the reporter: "Xunyang, he offered to sign a non-competition agreement. In fact, we all said that it was not necessary, but after all, Xunyang has been doing this for so many years. Before the news got out, someone came to invite him. He It was also to avoid suspicion, saying that we should simply sign this contract with us. We feel that if we don’t talk about each other, we can’t trust him? He just insists, is affectionate and righteous.”

I:"……"

Ok.

I took the microphone and explained: "After all, I am not born to Ji's family, but just adopted. Doing this can also make uncle feel at ease."

The reporters suddenly perked up.

How to put it, this kind of gossip is much more interesting than the transfer of the company's leadership.

Before leaving, I gave Ji Chenyang a ride, and helped lead the spotlight to Ji Chenyang, and introduced: "This is my parents' biological son. He was lost in an accident before, and he came back recently. It is also because of this, so Return it to its original owner."

Ji Chenyang sighed, and said with a wry smile: "I just came back to reunite with my parents and family..."

Later, I still signed the agreement. After all, this is the end of the conversation. There is no need for me to slap them in the face in public. I have sent them here, so I might as well give them an extra ride.

In the agreement, as the top leader of the Ji family, I will not be able to set foot in the same industry without the permission of the Ji family within two years, otherwise I will pay a sky-high price.

The uncle took advantage of the opportunity and took out Daiyue's share, but Daiyue was more outstanding, and said with a smile: "I suddenly lost my job, why do I still have to sign this?"

Ji Chenyang also said with a smile: "Actually, we didn't fire you, it was you who wanted to follow Xunyang."

Daiyue looked at him with a smile for a while, then the smile gradually faded, sighed softly, and said melancholy: "One emperor, one courtier."

Ji Chenyang smiled and stopped talking, probably scolding Daiyue in his heart.

There is nothing to say about the memorial service the next day, so I went to see my second brother off for the last time.But there were a lot of reporters, and most of them came to take pictures of me, so I didn't stay long. I bowed to my second brother, wrote an elegiac couplet, stayed with him in the background for a while, and then left through the back door.

……

I killed another bottle of Fat House Happy Water and the game boss by the way.

Daiyue's expression is very subtle. According to him, when he first bought this game, he fought the boss five times, and finally checked the strategy to fight the boss, but I passed it once, which made him very upset. He was upset and wanted to bite me twice. to revenge.

I think he came here to flatter me on purpose, but at a time like this, it's fine to just take it all.

When the two of us were rolling and chewing on the BGM of my game victory on the newly bought carpet two days ago, my mobile phone rang again. I really didn't want to answer it, but after a glance, I still had to answer it.

As soon as he answered, the voice was like thunder: "Ji Xunyang, what do you mean?"

I sat up from the carpet, leaned against the sofa, stepped on Daiyue and asked, "Uncle? What's wrong?"

"If you don't want to separate the family, you just say it directly, you don't want to return the assets to the Ji family, and you say it clearly, what's the matter with the secrets? You came to the press conference, and you spoke high-soundingly to the camera. It's not what you do. Yes!"

I said earnestly, "Tell me what it is first."

The uncle said angrily: "Your second sister-in-law! She is pregnant with a child! You also have her arrested!"

"I'm afraid it's a misunderstanding." I asked with concern, "What's wrong with the second sister-in-law? Who caught her?"

The uncle hung up the phone angrily.

Half a month ago, Dai Yue, who was still claiming that he would beat me to death every minute, was lying on the carpet at this moment, enjoying being stepped on, squinting his eyes, and asked: "What's wrong?"

I said, "Uncle said that the second sister-in-law was arrested."

As soon as I said that, the phone rang again.Alas, I have only had a few days of clean and good life.

"Xunyang."

I let Daiyue go, stopped stepping on him, and said to the phone, "Grandpa, I'm here."

Dai Yue also got up and leaned over to listen.

Grandpa sighed for a long time: "I have something to tell you. Your second sister-in-law was taken away to assist in the investigation. She is still pregnant and is about to give birth."

I said, "Uncle called me just now, but he seems to have misunderstood it. I only found out about it after hearing him tell me about it. What's going on?"

"It was said to be an illegal fund-raising, and the principal culprit ran away, so I asked her to assist in the investigation." Grandpa sighed again, "Well, we asked her about it, and she said there was no such thing, and she was also cheated. Brother Chen Yang said nothing happened There will be a big event, and I will let her back after asking, but I am afraid that her body will not be able to bear the torment."

I said, "It should be fine. The government will consider her health and just assist in the investigation. Don't be afraid, grandpa."

"During your second brother's funeral, she was so tired that she almost collapsed, alas." Grandpa asked, "I remember, you seem to have a teacher in the procuratorate..."

When he said this, he stopped and didn't say anything, probably waiting for me to take the initiative to answer.

I had no choice but to answer: "It's not my teacher, it's the father-in-law of the teacher of one of my courses."

"Your second sister-in-law doesn't have much education, and with your second brother, we got together in high school and didn't go to college, so you're a bit of a philistine—"

Grandpa's voice sounded embarrassing, and I couldn't bear to hear it, so I simply interrupted him: "Grandpa, we are cracking down now, and we should not make mistakes. I know Chief Prosecutor Zhao, but he didn't It must have something to do with this case. Second, I only met Chief Prosecutor Zhao a few times. Third, this matter was just a trivial matter. If the second sister-in-law was just cheated, she would be able to go home after asking questions. They will consider her body, the country is more afraid of what will happen to the second sister-in-law than we are."

Grandpa pondered for a long time, did not speak, and did not intend to hang up the phone.

I guess he and the rest of the Ji family probably don't expect me to save the second sister-in-law, but want me to stop taking revenge on the second sister-in-law. After all, this seems to be just the beginning. Who knows what I will do next?

But, I really didn't do it, am I, Ji Xunyang, the one who would do such a thing?of course not.I am now obsessed with beauty and games, as well as fat house water and all items to enjoy life. Yesterday evening after eating hot pot with Dai Yue, I weighed myself for free at the store entrance and found that I have gained two catties. I don't care.

After a while, grandpa asked: "Xunyang, how are you doing these days?"

"It's okay. Don't ask people to send money to me. I have enough money. If you send me money, I won't use it."

"Where do you get the money?" Grandpa sighed again, "Xunyang, you are indeed impulsive this time. As the old saying goes, if you keep the green hills, you don't have to worry about no firewood. You don't want anything for that bet. Is it worth it? Anyway, what’s yours, you should take it, or take it, and those bastards gossip, you take it in your left ear and out in your right ear, and what’s in your hand is the real thing. ——Hey. You've never been so self-willed before, what happened this time?"

One thing I've discovered is that a lot of people don't want to believe what I'm telling the truth.My money is really enough. People from all over the world rushed to send me money every day, but they all went to Daiyue's account.

When I was bored in the past, in order to increase the challenge, I borrowed 5000 yuan from Daiyue's name to speculate in stocks. When I got 20 yuan, I used it to make small investments. I don't remember the exact amount now.

Of course, it’s not too much, but it’s enough for daily expenses, not to mention that I’m newly appointed as an advisor to the board of directors of a classmate of mine.

The most important thing is that after the press conference was held that day, I answered the phone calls for 24 hours, all of which wanted to send me money.

I ignored their various purposes, such as spying on the military situation, hiring me as an executive or consultant, starting a company with me, and listening to gossip. Self-hypnosis, my popularity is not as bad as I imagined.

As a human, enough money is enough. The difference between 1000 million and [-] million is not very big to me. The important thing is to enjoy life in time and enjoy life, so I have also rejected invitations from many companies.

My classmate still looked down on it, and said, "Aren't you? Did you suffer too much? It's not like you."

I can't explain to her that I am addicted to smoking now, so I have to deny it three times.

She was even more worried about me, and she and another classmate pulled me to persuade me for a long time, and almost sang to me that life is just starting from scratch.

Oh, they are my classmates who donated to the school to build a gymnasium with me. One is Gao Wei and the other is Wang Chao.

They didn't believe that I was fine, Gao Wei said that I looked like I had given up on myself, and someone photographed me wearing a T-shirt with a cartoon character's classic lines printed on the front and going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

Wang Chao said yes, and the title of Gossip Weekly was called "Once a real dragon became a fake phoenix, failed to seize power and was evicted from a mansion, Ji Xunyang drank fat house water on the streets", the title basically took up a page, and With my candid photos, in the photo I still have a small headband, wearing glasses, a hooded sweater and suspender jeans, and I am eating ice cream at the entrance of a small supermarket.

It’s a bit of a headline, I’m obviously eating ice cream in the photo, and I’m holding the fat house water, because I’m too lazy to unscrew the bottle cap, and I’ll unscrew it for me when Dai Yue finishes paying.

I do know this weekly magazine, because Xiang Nai called me to read it as soon as the weekly magazine came out, and criticized his competitors from his professional point of view, and then asked me for an exclusive interview. The appearance fee is 5 ten thousand yuan.

I felt that this price was very insincere, and it didn't match the billions of dollars or even priceless worth that I told Xiang Nai a month ago, so I hung up Xiang Nai's phone call.

Gao Wei and Wang Chao asked me again what happened when I suddenly revealed my life experience at the press conference, and whether it was true that the internal struggle for power failed as Gossip Weekly said.

I said no, it means that I am old and want to retire.

Later, the topic diverged to a certain extent. The two of them started from whether we were considered old at our age, and suddenly, for some reason, they discussed introducing me to a blind date. One said her cousin was about the same age as me, and the other said that he My sister just graduated from college.In the end they quarreled, over whether I was suitable for someone who was about my age or for someone younger than me.

I think they will get back together sooner or later.

Really, from the beginning, I deeply felt that I was a huge light bulb in this small group of three.They didn't know me very well at the beginning, but they broke up and wanted to get together to do things together, so they used me as a cover, and they came and went, and then they forcibly got acquainted with me.