Earthy President

I managed to avoid the fate of being fooled on April [-]st, I did not log in to the private social platform all day, and slept in the room all day.

Do you know what is the saddest thing?

The saddest thing is that I turned on my mobile phone on April [-]nd to log into my private social platform, and found that no one tried to fool me yesterday, and no one even approached me at all.

Am I so unimportant to this world?

No, I matter to the world, at least to the 100 million readers of my column who don't know who I am or even think I'm a woman.Although I don't know if there is really a million readers, the newspaper insists that their daily has a million readers.

I think they are exaggerating because their newspaper is aimed at college students.Do college students today still know how to read?

Derek said: "It must be known, otherwise it is easy to go to the wrong place."

I don't think they will care about going the wrong way. No matter whether it is land or water, it is good to have a way.

Derek said: "You'd better fall in love, I'm afraid you're going crazy, you're getting more and more abnormal, not only pretending to be a woman, writing a column on a daily newspaper to argue with college students about love affairs, but also crazily hating young people."

I'm not pretending to be a woman.

Derek said: "No man would take the pseudonym Zhaojun."

He's so assertive, so it's hard for him to get promoted.I took the pseudonym Zhaojun, and I am a man.

Derek said: "Let me revise my statement, except for you, no man would use the pseudonym Zhaojun."

He is so arbitrary, it will be very difficult to get promoted, because I am his boss, I decide whether he can get promoted, and it seems impossible for him to get promoted.

I looked at Derek calmly, until he put the documents in front of me, and said: "It doesn't matter, Mr. Ji, you should read these contracts on the plane, it's more urgent."

However, I haven't finished writing today's column.

Derek said: "I believe in you, you can do it, Mr. Ji."

I hate him, and I hate this sentence even more.

"You can do it" is a magic spell for me, from my grasping to my reading to my work.

The arrangement of my grasping week is not reasonable at all. They put all office supplies and gold and silver treasures around me.I don't expect my family to give me some entertainment items, at least they left me some family planning items at that time, which was better than forcing a one-year-old doll to grab the company's badge.

When I was studying, I didn’t know what the happiness of youth was. I read, read, went to cram school, read, read, participated in the youth simulation financial summit, read, read every day.After watching the movie, I realized that not only did everyone have to talk about complicated polyamorous relationships in their youth, but they even had to have abortions.

After graduation, I went to work in the company at home, and I have been working until now.

I am not a single heir of nine generations, plus cousins, I have three older sisters, three older brothers, two younger sisters and two younger brothers. During the holidays, the whole family gathers together, and it is very lively.

But the highly respected Shisan Gong in our village calculated that I had the best horoscope, so the elders placed great hopes on me.

It is really a miracle that our family's business is thriving and has not collapsed.

While I was looking at the contract, Derek was sitting on the sidelines reporting on the entertainment acquisition.

In fact, this matter is controversial within my family. The older generation thinks that being an entertainment company is not a serious business, and there are no serious people in the entertainment industry. The younger generation thinks that although there are no serious people in the entertainment industry, it is serious to be an entertainment company. thing.

They quarreled for a month, and finally divided into groups with hammer paper scissors to decide whether to win or lose.

It is thanks to me that our family's business is thriving and has not collapsed.

Derek said: "The details are almost discussed, and other departments are fine. According to what you said, there are basically no changes in the top management, and they have all been discussed very well. The salary—"

My column hadn't been written yet, so I was in a hurry and had to stop him from retelling a deployment I had done myself a month earlier: "I know all this, you skip to the 'but' part."

Derek said dissatisfiedly: "It's hard for you to talk about love like this."

I warned him: "It's hard for you to get paid like this."

This is an era of broken rituals and music, an era of laughing at the poor but not prostitutes, and an era where [-] yuan a month can corrupt a hero, Derek immediately jumped to the topic: "But there is a problem with the artist The reason why we chose Ld Entertainment was because we took a fancy to Zhao Xuanwen and Qi Mingzhu, Wang and Empress, but they demanded to re-sign the contract, otherwise the contract would be terminated. It was stated in the contract between the two of them and Ld that if the ownership of the company changes , they have the right to terminate the contract. If we re-sign with them, the conditions they put forward are too harsh, not only the signing fee is too high, but also not a full contract,..."

First, it's not "we", it's me. I studied countless materials without sleep for half a month, and finally chose Ld Entertainment.

Second, Kong Shaoyan, who walked past just now, was so upright and smooth.

Third, I have to think carefully about how to hate that college student whose pen name is Baigou on the column.He, or she, pushed my column from page A to page B, and blatantly mocked my views in the article, and made the point that I didn't have a love life or even a sex life.People are hated for telling the truth.

Fourth, I want to dive into the empty space I just walked past.

Fifth, I typed number four on my phone and showed it to Derek.

Derek stopped his rambling, fell silent for two seconds, and asked, "Are you sure?"

I said firmly, "Sure."

Derek was silent for another two seconds: "Are you sure you won't go back on your word and let me replace you after the appointment? Mr. Ji, this is already the 30th time, and I'm embarrassed every time. Mr. Ji, I have a A better suggestion, you might as well find a partner seriously, in fact, this age is very open, I have heard of same-sex blind dates."

I had to change the subject: "Although Zhao Xuanwen and Qi Mingzhu are on-screen couples, there must be conflicts of interest. As far as I know, they had an affair when they first debuted 17 years ago. Marriage, Zhao Xuanwen no longer has any scandals, which is abnormal. You look into this area, and then stir up conflicts between them, so that they can't cooperate. Whoever changes the contract normally first, whoever plays the big drama at the beginning of the year, the script is tailor-made , Artists from all over the company will join the show. At the same time, let it out, saying that the company intends to develop in the film field, and will select candidates from within, but the film department is still in planning, so there is no official announcement."

Derek nodded.

I can't go on a blind date because I don't like women, but my whole family thinks I like women, and if I tell them I like men, they think I'm joking, and if I tell them firmly that I like men, they all jump into the sea and die admonish.

After sending Derek away, I started writing the column.

The letter from the readers of this column is: I am 19 years old, but I have never been in a relationship. I am so afraid that I will be alone for the rest of my life. What should I do?

At 32, I was lost in thought.

If I knew what to do, I wouldn't be so idle as to write a column for a newspaper that doesn't even know how many readers there are.

No one has ever chased me, not a single one, not even one who tried to cheat me out of money, because I kept a low profile when I was studying to prevent being blackmailed or kidnapped.Not even after work, because there are rumors that I am stingy, so stingy that I am stingy with myself.I'm not, I don't, my clothes are expensive and of course they're ugly.It's not me who is at fault, but the bandit shop that sells these clothes. The only reason they don't go and rob directly is that they are not as moral as the green forest heroes.

I have an aesthetic, I know very well that these clothes are ugly, but I have to wear them, because in my big family, except for me and my second sister and third brother, everyone else's aesthetics stay in the last century or span to next century.And my second sister and third brother came out together seven years ago, so that my whole family collectively believes that there is a subtle connection between aesthetics and orientation.Also, my whole family thinks that their aesthetics are as abnormal as their orientation.

That's why I hired Derek.For some reason, Derek is the only person in the world who knows my orientation. I can borrow his skin care products and perfume, and tell my family that it's because he sprayed too much perfume on me.

But it didn't last long, because I found it pointless, and no amount of perfume could cover up my sky-shattering overall look.No one is willing to patiently peel off my long johns to see my white, straight and smooth legs.

Shaving my legs is the most exciting thing I've ever done in my life. For this reason, I only have long pants in my wardrobe, and I lied that I have pool panic and cleanliness, and I can't go to public hot springs.People say that I am a hard-to-approach and cold person, but I am not. I want to go to a hot spring with a man passionately and crazily.

I calmly write the column:

(Previously omitted) Appearance is important, first clean your wardrobe, then clean your pores (Later omitted)

When I finished writing, the plane also landed. Derek was busy packing things, I got up and followed the flight attendant off the plane, comforting myself lightly in my heart, it's not a pity, I'm about to join an entertainment company, I can dive to someone more handsome than him.

Derek caught up behind him, whispered to me with his mobile phone: "It's a pity, I just checked his social platform, it's zero."

I may have been single for too long and thought zero was fine too.But I picked up the phone and looked at the photos of Shao Kong, and felt that his boyfriend was more to my taste.But what does this have to do with me? I'm just a poor guy who can't beautify himself even when he posts photos, and can only deliberately choose to take pictures from the bottom up.

I don't care, I must make a little change.

As Derek slid the suitcase, I typed on my phone to tell him my resolution.

He said perfunctorily, "Oh, good."

I said, "This time I made up my mind."

Derek asked: "What do you want to do? Are you not afraid of being known by your family? What if the other party tells it?"

I usually type this kind of embarrassing topic to him on my mobile phone: follow the original plan and turn off the lights.

Derek: "Oh. Mr. Ji, do you know what my reputation outside has become?"

It's my fault, so I don't want to answer this question.

Derek said: "It was said that I was short of eggs, so I had to turn off the lights every time I made an appointment. I was very physically disabled and mentally ill, because every time I finished observing in the dark, I would turn on the lights and fight with others. Mr. Ji, I also want to be a human being."

I bowed my head and transferred the money to him.

Derek stopped me: "It's not about the money, have you ever thought about my feelings?"

Obviously not considered.I tripled the amount transferred and apologized.

Derek: "Ugh."

The two of us had already walked out of the communication room, and suddenly a bouquet of flowers was held in front of our eyes, which shocked me.

Derek quickly stretched out his hand to block the flowers, but said in surprise, "You are—Chu Yuzhou, right?" He turned to introduce me, "Mr. Ji, he is a newcomer signed by the company, and his name is Chu Yuzhou."

The newcomer held the flower and showed me a warm and handsome smile: "Mr. Ji, my name is Chu Yuzhou, you can call me Yuzhou. I heard that you are coming today, so I specially came to pick you up with the driver. I have been here for many years." I know you, you are amazing,..."

To be honest, I didn't want to listen to his long list of nonsense, I was thinking about how to eat the grass beside the nest, and I was very anxious to eat it.So I hurried forward, avoiding the new guy's gaze, and typed on my phone to show Derek: It's him.

Derek looked back at the newcomer behind the fence, and said to me in a low voice: "Generally, don't make a decision so quickly, you will deal with the entertainment industry in the future, he looks not unusual, don't be so unfamiliar world."

I bowed my head and typed: It's just a one-night stand, I'll change it later when I see someone else.

Derek whispered, "Be normal."

I am normal. When I decided to enter the entertainment industry, I not only studied many entertainment forums, but also read a hundred entertainment novels. Of course, the novels may not be all facts, but at least art comes from life and reflects certain reality. .Reality tells me that it is normal to have chaotic and complicated relationships in the entertainment industry. Maybe two tables of mahjong and eight people have been paired with each other, or even four or four.

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Chu Yuzhou: Boss, I have received Mr. Ji!

Chu Yuzhou: But he didn’t even look at me [grievance.jpg]

Changfeng Wanli: Did it go well?

Chu Yuzhou: It's not going well if you don't even look at me!

Chu Yuzhou: Mr. Ji looks very straight and tough.

Chu Yuzhou: I really didn't even look at me, didn't raise my eyelids, didn't even hum, and just left.

Chu Yuzhou: Is he cold or autistic?He wears a mask all the time, and communicates with his assistant on his mobile phone, isn't he a mute?

Chu Yuzhou: I think we need to pay more.

Changfengwanli: After you have achieved some results, tell me to add more money.

Chang Feng Wan Li: Neither dumb nor autistic, but a bit cold and doesn't talk much to his family.

Changfeng Wanli: It's like this for a CEO, haven't you seen the world?

Changfeng Wanli: The boss said that as long as he is pulled down, money is not a problem.

Chu Yuzhou: Everyone opens the door to make a deal. I'm not cheating you of money. To be honest, find a woman to cheat him.

Chang Feng Wan Li: I have searched, but failed, so the boss suspects that he is crooked.

Chu Yuzhou: ...

Chu Yuzhou: Then you should find a change, I think he is very hard.

Changfeng Wanli: I tried to find it, but it didn't work, so the boss suspected that he was Zero.

Chu Yuzhou: ...

Changfeng Wanli: Stop talking nonsense here, the boss has thought of everything you can think of, Ji Xunyang has no other weaknesses, if you fail again, the boss will give up.

Changfeng Wanli: In short, follow the plan.

Chu Yuzhou: All right.

Changfeng Wanli: I will call you [-] yuan first, the money is not much, and I will give you an emergency.Don't try to pretend to be rich to pick him up, anyway, you can't be richer than him, so you can honestly take the miserable route.

Chu Yuzhou: ...

Chu Yuzhou: Boss, I am really miserable, not selling miserable, you can give me [-] more.

Changfeng Wanli: Just keep selling like this, remember the price list, kiss 20, hold hands [-], kiss [-], photos [-], video [-].

Chu Yuzhou: OK

The author has something to say:

Mr. Ji No.1 said that some places in his eyes may be different from the actual situation ha233