False Cangyun's Hunter's Journey

"Tuk Tuk Tuk" This is the sound of scorching potatoes being cut, and in the small red pot next to it, the attractively colored stewed beef is emitting an attractive aroma.Obviously, there will be a dish of goulash on the table in a short time.

"Wow...wow..." About 20 meters behind Zhuoyan, in a bathtub surrounded by a shower curtain, there was a constant sound of water, and people could be vaguely seen through the shower curtain.

The temperature in the warm cabin is always a comfortable 20 degrees.

Stepping on the thick plush cushion outside the bathtub, Hisoka came out comfortably wiping his hair, took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, sat comfortably on the sofa on the other side of the room, and watched the scorching flames cooking from behind. The back view - the magician was not wearing anything during this period.

"Hey~Xiao~yan ◆" Hisoka spoke from behind the scorching flame, gloating in his tone, "We've come to the second~human~world~world like this, after Kuroro wakes up, I'm afraid it will be very~depressed~boring~yo ◆”

Burning Yan, wearing a white apron, threw the cut potatoes into the stew pot, while responding to Hisoka's two extremely classic words: "Hehe."

He didn't care about the spider head's cleverness, but he was attacked by a strange time-traveling woman, who almost killed him out of nowhere, and now he's going to have sex with the wild woman outside, forcing him to risk his life to climb up the snow to find it. Stone... If Kuroro dared to express his depression afterwards, he would dare to take the shield and slap the spider's head into the wall to make a wall hanging!

Put all the potatoes into the pot, cover the pot, look at the watch and estimate how many minutes it will take for the rice to cook.

Seeing that there was nothing else going on in the kitchen, Zhuo Yan washed his hands in the sink.I didn’t care about it and started to take off my clothes—the structure of the warm house is very strange, the indoor temperature is always 20 degrees, and the house has no partitions, and all the furniture does not need to be plugged in or put down the water, and the furniture can be used just by putting it in.

But at present, the house has only two floors. After the upstairs room is determined to be a bedroom and a lot of beds and cabinets are placed, all daily functions can only be concentrated on the first floor.The bathtub for taking a bath is not covered at all except for a shower curtain outside.

Originally, Zhuo Yan wanted to transform it, but there were too many messes in the middle and he forgot... After climbing the snow mountain with Hisoka, he realized that the camping equipment prepared in advance was not only cumbersome but also too troublesome to use.In desperation, Zhuo Yan had no choice but to take out the warm hut to give them both a camp for the night.

The result is that after nearly half a month of walking with partners, they were freezing during the day and finally returned to the house at night. Neither of them had the time to pay attention to the privacy of the bath or whether to wear clothes or not. That's right—the main reason is that Zhuoyan has no leisure, Hisoka seems to be like this all the time.

While Zhuoyan was taking a shower in the bathroom, Hisoka was sipping wine outside and looking at the magazines in Zhuoyan's cabin—of course they were all expired, but there were only basic furniture in the house, a few books and magazines, and a TV Forget about game consoles.Luckily, Hisoka wasn't picky on this issue.

It took less than 10 minutes for Zhuoyan to take a combat shower, and he also came out after drying himself without clothes—his and Hisoka’s clothes were covered with a thick layer of ice after a day of wind, frost, snow and rain. At this moment, the thawing + cleaning in the warm wardrobe has been thrown away.He also threw the clothes inside back into the closet just now.The two men who felt that there was no need to be too hypocritical in the wild naturally chose to run around the house.

Of course, Burning Flame still wore a pair of shorts with some integrity.

He also took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, and Zhuoyan checked the stock in the refrigerator by the way, and took the beer and sat on the sofa beside Hisoka.

Zhuo Yan: "Tomorrow we can't just go forward, we have to find a way to get something to eat. There are not many things in the refrigerator, especially meat." The high protein in the refrigerator is like white snow in the sun, disappearing quite quickly.

Hisoka: "Hey~ Do you still have to stop and hunt? It will consume more time...and is there anything to eat in this kind of alpine snow mountain? Xiaoyan has done his homework?" Facts have proved that Hisoka can be serious Speaking, he just likes waves.

Zhuo Yan: "Sharpening the knife does not miss the job of chopping firewood. We are now more than 8600 meters above the ground, and it is not very far from Paddy's summit." After a pause, Zhuo Yan continued to explain that "8600 meters is called For the "golden line" of Paddy to climb the snow mountain, there will be a lot of valuable animals, plants and minerals from this place. It has reached this point, we'd better take some more treasures with us. And I don't Thinking that the two of us can survive only by eating bread...the physical exertion is too great."

Hisoka shrugged irresolutely: "Xiao~yan~you~decided~it's fine, I'm here to accompany~you~~yo★"

As he spoke, he squeezed the beer can in his hand, and gently threw the can into the trash can next to the stove, and then asked: "I am more concerned about when to eat, and..." He suddenly threw himself on the ground On the sofa where Zhuoyan was sitting, while writhing ambiguously on Zhuoyan's body, he softly asked in Zhuoyan's ear, "Would you like to get up~sleep~ with me at night~sun~"

Zhuoyan's reaction was to grab the other person's shoulder bones, turn over and press Hisoka on the sofa, and then kissed him hard...

When Hisoka was completely excited in the kiss, Zhuoyan bit his collarbone hard: "Mmm!" Hisoka's eyes were red, and his body arched upwards during the action of Zhuoyan.

Zhuo Yan pushed him away directly, and said in a calm tone: "Well, the beef seems to be stewed, let's eat, take a good rest after eating, and go hunting tomorrow."

Hisoka's response was an instant burst of murderous intent and playing cards that were directly laid on the burning face...

———————— I am the dividing line that the crab crawls through———————

"Ah... so regretful..." After everything calmed down, Zhuo Yan looked at the messy living room on the first floor with some depression, and couldn't help complaining.Hisoka just crouched beside him and laughed nervously.

The entire first floor has been completely demolished... Jue Dao and poker are both moves that never return. Except for the stove that can fire and the bathtub that can take a shower, they subconsciously avoided them, and the rest from the sofa to the table. , all dismantled into pieces.

If someone asks Zhuo Yan why he didn't get together with Hisoka in the end, Zhuo Yan will definitely answer, because he really doesn't want every OOXX in his future life to be equivalent to a battle—the kind that bets his life.

The fighting power of the excited Hisoka is absolutely ridiculously strong, although the burning flame is not weak now, but in the end it is a sure result that both sides will suffer - just look at the blood on both of them to know what is going on.Hisoka was once again broken more than one bone by Burning Flame, and Burning Flame was left with injuries of various shades in various key positions by Hisoka again - some were scratched by poker cards, some were pinched by nails , and still gritted his teeth. If he reacted a few times too late, he would turn into a corpse.

"Xiaoyan is definitely the person who has survived the most times after playing with me★" Hisoka commented on this issue.

It hurts...so tired...and I miss Kuroro even more...

Kuroro always cherishes everything he likes, whether it is attitude or method, it is absolutely considerate and comfortable... Especially in certain things, the willingness of the scorching flame to be below is also very self-explanatory.

Although the most important reason why he voluntarily stayed below at the time was because he didn't understand much when he was with Ku...but if he didn't have a good sense of body, even if he didn't have any objections to the relationship, at least he would think about counterattacking. .

Not at all, it means very comfortable, do you need to ask more?

[That bastard Mary Su woman, when I can avoid your halo, I will make you regret appearing in this world! 】

Although it was so cool, the burning pain was still lying on the floor, gnashing his teeth and swearing!

Nuan Nuan Hut inherits some characteristics of Nuan Nuan Wardrobe, that is, it does not need to be cleaned, and debris and garbage will naturally decompose and disappear after a certain period of time.But because the furniture was brought in from outside, it wouldn't be repaired automatically... So after a big battle, except for the location of the stove and the bathtub, the first floor was as clean as a dance practice room.

After eating the beef and rice prepared on the stove, Burning Flame sorted out the ores and gems collected along the way for a while——Adiweixin Glacier is indeed the legendary "moving treasury". From the foot of the mountain to now, he has collected several precious gems and precious metals that he thought he had no chance to get.Similar to mithril fine gold, materials that must be used in high-end jewelry, I used to think that the Hunter World did not have them, but I have collected a lot along the way.

[The chain of Feitan's bloodstone can be remade with mithril mixed with platinum steel, which can not only assist the effect of the bloodstone, but also increase its toughness. 】

Burning Yan was sorting out the gains along the way, while Hisoka built a poker tower on the side - he was never tired of this game, he could play for as long as he wanted.

After nightfall, the two who were unable to continue to toss naturally went to bed separately.In the middle of the bedroom on the second floor, Burning Flame made a very delicate and large recovery totem, which can be activated every time only by inputting the mind or changing the gemstone with the ability of mind - the two of them were really injured in the end, and they didn't turn on the totem light Sleeping properly the next day cannot guarantee combat effectiveness.

Speaking of which, Hisoka's daring to go crazy like this is not unrelated to the fact that Zhuoyan has enough healing methods in his hands.

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"Roar!!!" The huge roar shook the whole snow mountain as if it trembled twice.

"Choke!" Standing in front of the huge white giant ape, Zhuoyan just popped out the sword shield in his hand calmly.

The author has something to say:

Well, Zhuoyan did hook up with Hisoka, but the CP will not change...Because Hisoka is obviously a player with abnormal hobbies, Zhuoyan does not intend to have a long-term stable physical relationship with him.

After all, Burning Flame is actually a hedonist. He relies on Kuroro because Kuroro is really reliable. It is very comfortable for someone who is not good at brainstorming to have someone help him with his brain.

But being with Hisoka was too tiring. Not only did he not help solve the troubles, but he kept making troubles... So Burning Flame didn't intend to abandon Kuroro at all, but he didn't intend to forgive Kuroro casually.According to his opinion, all these troubles were caused by Kuroro himself, so if you want to say sorry, it's over?That's the plot in Xiaobai Tianwen, not the spider's way of doing things.

He will find a way to solve this problem properly.

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