False Cangyun's Hunter's Journey
Chapter 104 Extra Story: 100 Questions about Sexual Orientation of Couples
As the prelude to the very troublesome ant chapter that is about to start, the author made the transition here by interviewing the two protagonists. The current tentative interview timeline is after the end of GI:
Xiao A: Well... First of all, welcome A Yan and Ku Luoluo to our interview site, everyone applauds and welcomes!
(Stand up and applaud warmly! Sprinkle flowers!)
Zhuoyan (a little frightened): Uh... hello.
Kurolo (nodding calmly): Hello.
Xiao A: The two of you are here today to do a simple interview for our readers. You all know the situation, so let’s start now (take out a pen and paper)
Burning Flame: Er... (as if there is no room for resistance)
Kuroro (continuing to nod): Okay, let's get started.
2. What are your names, please?
Burning Flame: Which one?
Xiao A: ………
Ku Luoluo (doubtful): Does Ah Yan have many other names?
Zhuoyan: Yes, it was originally called Shen Kun, but later I picked it up as Zhuoyan... In fact, strictly speaking, it should also be called Shen Zhuoyan or Zhuoyan·Shen, or even Zhuoyan·Kun·Shen...
Xiao A (definitely): Let’s just say the ones you use now
Burning Flame: Alright then... Burning Flame
Kurolo: Kurolo Roussillo
2. What is your age?
Burning Flame: I don't know... I forgot before the time travel, but I don't know how old my body is after the time travel. A year counts as a year...
Kuroro: ...I just passed my birthday in November, so I should be 11 years old now.
3. What is your gender?
Burning Flame: I think this question is a bit of a waste of time.
Xiao A: Just answer the questions, 100 questions!How can each be very useful!
Zhuo Yan: Alright... I'm a man.
Ku Luoluo (laughs): I am the same as Ah Yan.
4. What is your personality like?
Burning Flame: Hmm... strong, stable, and moral... In short, if you don't consider murder and arson, which are necessary skills for brigade spiders, I think I should be a good person.
Xiao Ah: ...Well, good man...the lives under his hands are in triple digits...hehe
Chrollo: Me?Serious, responsible, capable of leadership... well, likes to be free... that's about it.
Xiao A: I think there seems to be something wrong with your personal self-evaluation...
Chrollo (smiling): Yes?
Zhuo Yan (inserting Mo Dao): I don't think there is anything wrong?
Xiao Ah: ……………… Yes, yes, you are all right, really!
5. How would you evaluate the other person's personality?
Burning Flame: Cunning, scheming, good at catching people's weaknesses, promiscuous everywhere, completely unscrupulous, unscrupulous and has a strong desire to control!
(I saw Ku Luoluo grabbing Zhuoyan in his arms for a moment and taking a bite. Zhuoyan struggled! To no avail... gave up, and now the two of them are sticky together.)
Xiao A: ...uh...Krollo...can you answer the question?
Kuroro (sitting up straight, tilting his head and thinking for a while): Ah Yan, in fact, his evaluation of himself is relatively accurate...stable, reliable...except that he actually likes to climb walls, and has cheated many times Other than that, basically good companions...
Zhuo Yan: Who is to blame for my cheating!Every time it is Kurolo your pot!
Ku Luoluo (innocent): Ah Yan went out to play with other men behind my back, and then said that I couldn't keep you?
Burning Flame: ......... Want to cry but have no tears...
6. When did the two meet?Where?
Kuroro: At Burning Flame's house, I'll come to borrow books.
Zhuo Yan: That's right, I was trying to put together archaeological works at home, and this person knocked on the door...not only borrowed the book, stayed for dinner, stayed overnight, and finally took away all the archaeological works I put in the living room at that time !
Kuroro: I took you with me in the end.
Burning Flame: Yes!That's right!Take away... um... (Blushing, Kuroro leans forward and bites the earlobe of Burning Flame)
7. What is your first impression of the other party?
Burning Flame: The first impression...is probably—"Ah, Kuroro himself!"...that's it.
Kuroro (thinking): The man who looks similar to me and is taller than me is unfortunately not a girl, otherwise it would be easier to get the manuscript, but... very sexy, with a curvy body... (laughs) At that time I have a desire.
(Burning continues to blush)
8. What do you like about each other?
Zhuo Yan (thinking): Many places, thoughtful, very wise and close to monsters, if you don't mind being manipulated, you are still very gentle... In short, it feels very comfortable to get along with.
Kuroro: Easy to sleep, easy to lie, easy to use...in various senses.
Burning Flame: ......... Kuroro, you want to be knocked into the wall as an ornament, right?
Kurolo (laughs)
Zhuo Yan (rolling his eyes): Forget it, don't be angry with your team leader.
Kuroro: Look, that's it... In short, it's good in every sense.
9. What do you hate about each other?
Burning Flame: I often do things that make you feel uncomfortable but choke you so much that you can't lose your temper... Every time it is obviously his fault, but in the end it always turns around and becomes my problem again!
Ku Luoluo: That's because Ah Yan made a mistake in the first place, I just don't care about it.
Zhuoyan: .........It's the feeling of being choked.
Xiao A: So what about Kurolo?Is there any place to ask for scorching inflammation?
Kuroro (with one hand resting on his chin): I have to say that I am very popular. Although I don’t feel it myself, there are actually a lot of wild bees and butterflies around me... probably because of the burning of the flames. People feel very casual (laughs)... I can only try my best to endure and find a way, who made me like Ah Yan.
Zhuo Yan (squatting on the ground and drawing circles): Holding my breath... I really want to hit someone...
10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?
Burning Flame: It's pretty good...I have compared...
Kuroro (wry smile with a sad face): So, Ah Yan is indeed... (transforms into a strong smile) But because I like Ah Yan, so I can accept it. If it is compatible, Ah Yan is indeed the best up.
Xiao A: By the way...the leader, have you exposed something yourself?
Kuroro (smiling with murderous eyes): Is there?
Xiao Ah (shuddering): No...no...just now my ears were blurred...really...
11. How do you address each other?
Scorching Flame: Captain or Kuroro
Kurolo: Ah Yan
12. How do you want to be called by the other party?
Burning Flame: Ah Yan is fine
Ku Luoluo: It would be even better if Ah Yan would like to call me Ku...
Zhuo Yan: ...I always feel that the pronunciation is weird like that, and it is a woman who has a mouth that is called a word, right?Or should I call you Aku?Doesn't sound like you anymore...
Kuroro: ...You should continue to call me Kuroro or the leader.
13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Kurolo: Ah Yan?Probably... a fox bear?It is relatively big, has thick fur, is very comfortable to use as a mat, has strong attack power, looks stupid but is actually very smart...reliable, and will not betray...that's it.
Burning Flame: Hmm... Is Kuroro an animal?It doesn't feel like it... Wolves are not chic enough, leopards don't live in groups, tigers don't know how to play with people's hearts... If I have to say... spiders?Would it be a bit clichéd?
Kuroro (smiling and kissing Burning Flame): No, I like your metaphor.
Xiao A: Uh... Please pay attention to harmony!This is the interview hall!And the first 50 questions are all rated R!
(The two kissed for about 10 minutes before sitting down again)
14. If you wanted to give someone a gift, would you give it?
Burning Flame: Although Kuroro has a high vision, he actually doesn’t pick gifts very much. As long as he cherishes the strange, he likes them. The things are delivered directly.
Ku Luoluo: It is much more difficult to give Ah Yan a gift. The room next to him and the closet have almost everything in it... and I am not interested in the rare treasure Ah Yan at all, so I only have two things to give as time goes by (sigh in frustration)
Xiao A: What are the two?
Kuroro (with a smile on one side of his mouth): Good-quality rough gemstones and... myself.
Zhuo Yan (blush): Hey, author, what restricted-rated questions are you asking, isn't it all R-rated in front of you?
Xiao A: ...you can send each other gifts to the bed, blame me?
15. So what gift would you want for yourself?
Ku Luoluo: In fact, Ah Yan carefully chooses the presents for me every time, so I like them very much. I already agree with what he said earlier.
Xiao A: Wouldn't Kuroro expect that Burning Flame would give himself to you?
Ku Luoluo (laughs): I can just send myself out when I want, and Ah Yan will not refuse, so there is no need to waste Ah Yan's intention to give me gifts.
Xiao Ah (Khan): The implication is that you can ask for Zhuoyan whenever you want, and the more treasures the better, right?
Kurolo (laughs without speaking)
Xiao A: What about you, Burning Flame?
Burning Flame (shrugs): That's what Kurolo said... In other words, do you expect Kuroro Rushiru to miss the idea when he was serious about giving a gift?
Xiao A: ... that's right.
Closing the notebook, Xiao Ah said: "OK, then the first stage of sexual orientation questions is over, you can pack up your bags and prepare to deal with ants."
Zhuo Yan: "I remember you said 100 questions at the beginning?"
Xiao A: "It's 100... Let's ask slowly in stages... Don't worry, that's it for today." (Baby's hand hurts)
Zhuo Yan: "Okay then, let's go, leader."
Chrollo: "Yeah."
The author has something to say:
The 100 questions will be interspersed slowly, and the number will not be too much each time o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o
Volume Five: Ants and Political Struggle
Xiao A: Well... First of all, welcome A Yan and Ku Luoluo to our interview site, everyone applauds and welcomes!
(Stand up and applaud warmly! Sprinkle flowers!)
Zhuoyan (a little frightened): Uh... hello.
Kurolo (nodding calmly): Hello.
Xiao A: The two of you are here today to do a simple interview for our readers. You all know the situation, so let’s start now (take out a pen and paper)
Burning Flame: Er... (as if there is no room for resistance)
Kuroro (continuing to nod): Okay, let's get started.
2. What are your names, please?
Burning Flame: Which one?
Xiao A: ………
Ku Luoluo (doubtful): Does Ah Yan have many other names?
Zhuoyan: Yes, it was originally called Shen Kun, but later I picked it up as Zhuoyan... In fact, strictly speaking, it should also be called Shen Zhuoyan or Zhuoyan·Shen, or even Zhuoyan·Kun·Shen...
Xiao A (definitely): Let’s just say the ones you use now
Burning Flame: Alright then... Burning Flame
Kurolo: Kurolo Roussillo
2. What is your age?
Burning Flame: I don't know... I forgot before the time travel, but I don't know how old my body is after the time travel. A year counts as a year...
Kuroro: ...I just passed my birthday in November, so I should be 11 years old now.
3. What is your gender?
Burning Flame: I think this question is a bit of a waste of time.
Xiao A: Just answer the questions, 100 questions!How can each be very useful!
Zhuo Yan: Alright... I'm a man.
Ku Luoluo (laughs): I am the same as Ah Yan.
4. What is your personality like?
Burning Flame: Hmm... strong, stable, and moral... In short, if you don't consider murder and arson, which are necessary skills for brigade spiders, I think I should be a good person.
Xiao Ah: ...Well, good man...the lives under his hands are in triple digits...hehe
Chrollo: Me?Serious, responsible, capable of leadership... well, likes to be free... that's about it.
Xiao A: I think there seems to be something wrong with your personal self-evaluation...
Chrollo (smiling): Yes?
Zhuo Yan (inserting Mo Dao): I don't think there is anything wrong?
Xiao Ah: ……………… Yes, yes, you are all right, really!
5. How would you evaluate the other person's personality?
Burning Flame: Cunning, scheming, good at catching people's weaknesses, promiscuous everywhere, completely unscrupulous, unscrupulous and has a strong desire to control!
(I saw Ku Luoluo grabbing Zhuoyan in his arms for a moment and taking a bite. Zhuoyan struggled! To no avail... gave up, and now the two of them are sticky together.)
Xiao A: ...uh...Krollo...can you answer the question?
Kuroro (sitting up straight, tilting his head and thinking for a while): Ah Yan, in fact, his evaluation of himself is relatively accurate...stable, reliable...except that he actually likes to climb walls, and has cheated many times Other than that, basically good companions...
Zhuo Yan: Who is to blame for my cheating!Every time it is Kurolo your pot!
Ku Luoluo (innocent): Ah Yan went out to play with other men behind my back, and then said that I couldn't keep you?
Burning Flame: ......... Want to cry but have no tears...
6. When did the two meet?Where?
Kuroro: At Burning Flame's house, I'll come to borrow books.
Zhuo Yan: That's right, I was trying to put together archaeological works at home, and this person knocked on the door...not only borrowed the book, stayed for dinner, stayed overnight, and finally took away all the archaeological works I put in the living room at that time !
Kuroro: I took you with me in the end.
Burning Flame: Yes!That's right!Take away... um... (Blushing, Kuroro leans forward and bites the earlobe of Burning Flame)
7. What is your first impression of the other party?
Burning Flame: The first impression...is probably—"Ah, Kuroro himself!"...that's it.
Kuroro (thinking): The man who looks similar to me and is taller than me is unfortunately not a girl, otherwise it would be easier to get the manuscript, but... very sexy, with a curvy body... (laughs) At that time I have a desire.
(Burning continues to blush)
8. What do you like about each other?
Zhuo Yan (thinking): Many places, thoughtful, very wise and close to monsters, if you don't mind being manipulated, you are still very gentle... In short, it feels very comfortable to get along with.
Kuroro: Easy to sleep, easy to lie, easy to use...in various senses.
Burning Flame: ......... Kuroro, you want to be knocked into the wall as an ornament, right?
Kurolo (laughs)
Zhuo Yan (rolling his eyes): Forget it, don't be angry with your team leader.
Kuroro: Look, that's it... In short, it's good in every sense.
9. What do you hate about each other?
Burning Flame: I often do things that make you feel uncomfortable but choke you so much that you can't lose your temper... Every time it is obviously his fault, but in the end it always turns around and becomes my problem again!
Ku Luoluo: That's because Ah Yan made a mistake in the first place, I just don't care about it.
Zhuoyan: .........It's the feeling of being choked.
Xiao A: So what about Kurolo?Is there any place to ask for scorching inflammation?
Kuroro (with one hand resting on his chin): I have to say that I am very popular. Although I don’t feel it myself, there are actually a lot of wild bees and butterflies around me... probably because of the burning of the flames. People feel very casual (laughs)... I can only try my best to endure and find a way, who made me like Ah Yan.
Zhuo Yan (squatting on the ground and drawing circles): Holding my breath... I really want to hit someone...
10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?
Burning Flame: It's pretty good...I have compared...
Kuroro (wry smile with a sad face): So, Ah Yan is indeed... (transforms into a strong smile) But because I like Ah Yan, so I can accept it. If it is compatible, Ah Yan is indeed the best up.
Xiao A: By the way...the leader, have you exposed something yourself?
Kuroro (smiling with murderous eyes): Is there?
Xiao Ah (shuddering): No...no...just now my ears were blurred...really...
11. How do you address each other?
Scorching Flame: Captain or Kuroro
Kurolo: Ah Yan
12. How do you want to be called by the other party?
Burning Flame: Ah Yan is fine
Ku Luoluo: It would be even better if Ah Yan would like to call me Ku...
Zhuo Yan: ...I always feel that the pronunciation is weird like that, and it is a woman who has a mouth that is called a word, right?Or should I call you Aku?Doesn't sound like you anymore...
Kuroro: ...You should continue to call me Kuroro or the leader.
13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Kurolo: Ah Yan?Probably... a fox bear?It is relatively big, has thick fur, is very comfortable to use as a mat, has strong attack power, looks stupid but is actually very smart...reliable, and will not betray...that's it.
Burning Flame: Hmm... Is Kuroro an animal?It doesn't feel like it... Wolves are not chic enough, leopards don't live in groups, tigers don't know how to play with people's hearts... If I have to say... spiders?Would it be a bit clichéd?
Kuroro (smiling and kissing Burning Flame): No, I like your metaphor.
Xiao A: Uh... Please pay attention to harmony!This is the interview hall!And the first 50 questions are all rated R!
(The two kissed for about 10 minutes before sitting down again)
14. If you wanted to give someone a gift, would you give it?
Burning Flame: Although Kuroro has a high vision, he actually doesn’t pick gifts very much. As long as he cherishes the strange, he likes them. The things are delivered directly.
Ku Luoluo: It is much more difficult to give Ah Yan a gift. The room next to him and the closet have almost everything in it... and I am not interested in the rare treasure Ah Yan at all, so I only have two things to give as time goes by (sigh in frustration)
Xiao A: What are the two?
Kuroro (with a smile on one side of his mouth): Good-quality rough gemstones and... myself.
Zhuo Yan (blush): Hey, author, what restricted-rated questions are you asking, isn't it all R-rated in front of you?
Xiao A: ...you can send each other gifts to the bed, blame me?
15. So what gift would you want for yourself?
Ku Luoluo: In fact, Ah Yan carefully chooses the presents for me every time, so I like them very much. I already agree with what he said earlier.
Xiao A: Wouldn't Kuroro expect that Burning Flame would give himself to you?
Ku Luoluo (laughs): I can just send myself out when I want, and Ah Yan will not refuse, so there is no need to waste Ah Yan's intention to give me gifts.
Xiao Ah (Khan): The implication is that you can ask for Zhuoyan whenever you want, and the more treasures the better, right?
Kurolo (laughs without speaking)
Xiao A: What about you, Burning Flame?
Burning Flame (shrugs): That's what Kurolo said... In other words, do you expect Kuroro Rushiru to miss the idea when he was serious about giving a gift?
Xiao A: ... that's right.
Closing the notebook, Xiao Ah said: "OK, then the first stage of sexual orientation questions is over, you can pack up your bags and prepare to deal with ants."
Zhuo Yan: "I remember you said 100 questions at the beginning?"
Xiao A: "It's 100... Let's ask slowly in stages... Don't worry, that's it for today." (Baby's hand hurts)
Zhuo Yan: "Okay then, let's go, leader."
Chrollo: "Yeah."
The author has something to say:
The 100 questions will be interspersed slowly, and the number will not be too much each time o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o
Volume Five: Ants and Political Struggle
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