The author lost his mind

Shen Ze sent two WeChat messages to Tang Yiyu, the first one should be sent by Shen Ze before he went to work, asking if he was awake, and said that he would bring the ingredients to him for lunch and dinner today.

The second message was more than an hour ago, reminding Tang Yiyu to remember to eat, just four simple words - remember to eat.

Looking at the four simple words on the phone, the corners of Tang Yiyu's mouth turned up unconsciously, and his heart felt warm. It had been a long time since he opened his eyes to see someone's words of concern.

Although Tang Yiyu's parents are concerned about Tang Yiyu's life, Tang's father is not good at expressing his concern, and he never expresses his concern in person. Every time Tang Yiyu and Tang's mother make videos, he sits aside and eavesdrops with a serious face, while Tang's mother is busy with her old sisters every day. They play mahjong to cultivate feelings.

Especially now that the elders think that Tang Yiyu is really looking for a job, and that his daily life has gradually returned to the right track, so the number of contact with him is even less.

But after much thought, all of this was Tang Yiyu's own choice, and he didn't have much to say. He turned over and pressed the quilt, typing with both hands to reply to Shen Ze.

Tang Yiyu was embarrassed to say that he didn't get up until now, so he thought for a while and replied: I just have something to do today, so I went out to eat!

After typing this sentence, Tang Yiyu asked again: Dr. Shen, have you eaten?

After posting this message, Tang Yiyu checked the time belatedly, and found that it was not yet eleven o'clock.

Tang Yiyu probably knows Shen Ze's commute time from get off work, from 08:30 in the morning to [-]:[-] noon, with a two-hour break in between, and from morning to [-] in the evening.

Of course, except for special circumstances, and Shen Ze is engaged in medical work, the most important thing in the hospital is special circumstances, and they are often on duty.

So there are not many opportunities for Shen Ze to commute to and from get off work on time, and Tang Yiyu also encountered a situation where Shen Ze was eating and the hospital made a call, then put down the dishes and rushed to the hospital.

The one who rushed was the kind who really didn't even dare to say a few more words for fear of delaying time, and the rushing look didn't match Shen Ze's usual temperament at all.

In the final analysis, if the profession of a doctor is not strong in self-control, it is easy to lead a messy life. After all, an important operation takes a lot of time and energy, and it also bears pressure from various aspects. Now the doctor-patient relationship is also very tense. ...

The more Tang Yiyu thinks about it, the more he feels that being a doctor is a difficult and high-risk job. To be a good doctor, one must have a strong mental capacity.

Thinking about Shen Ze and looking at himself again, Tang Yiyu felt more and more like a salted fish.

Tang Xianyu dawdled on the bed for a while, then resignedly got up, washed up and prepared to code, breakfast or something, just wait until noon to eat together.

And Shen Ze hasn't responded to Tang Yiyu's news, so he should be busy.

Tang Yiyu's new article has been published for so long, and the response is as good as ever, and the readers are also very supportive. The microblog post bar and other help promote it, plus the website's list recommendation, the points have been soaring all the way.

Jinxi chatted with him two days ago and was still saying that when the time limit is up, it is safe to be number one in the airborne points ranking.

Compared with Jinxi's excitement, Tang Yiyu is much calmer. He is not the only author on the website, and there are many masters who write well. Occasionally, there will be a dark horse or two, so he is the one who is not the first. Really don't care much.

He likes to write, and if someone loves to read it, he is quite satisfied.

It's not that Tang Yiyu's self-cultivation is so high, but that he has been in this industry for so many years, and he has seen everything up and down.

There are authors who have become gods, and there are many authors who have fallen into the altar because of various things, so in the end, Tang Yiyu feels that it is most practical to write in peace.

So now Tang Yiyu basically just concentrates on writing novels, and he basically gives full authority to the website for film and television publishing and other matters.

Fortunately, as the master of the station, the website does not dare to neglect Tang Yiyu, for fear that he will go to another house if he is unhappy, so every time the cooperation is quite conscientious.

And Tang Yiyu, apart from the few friends of Yinwan, is basically a self-indulgent, such a master who writes well without tearing up or making troubles on the Internet, naturally many readers will like it.

After all, no one wants to be a fan of an author who plays too many dramas all day long. He feels that he is too busy to eat melons and scold and fight every day. Who dares to think that he is serious about writing novels?

By the way, this time Tang Yiyu hadn't finished writing a chapter yet, and the editor Jinxi over there sent a message.

Jinxi: Are you there?Come back to me when you see it!

Tang Yiyu looked at the time, Jinxi should be on lunch break now, why are you looking for yourself at this time?

Tang Yu: Yes, what's the matter?

Jinxi: Boss, do you know that a chapter of your article is locked?Go change it!

Tang Yu: I'll go and have a look.

Seeing Jinxi's news, Tang Yiyu was taken aback for a moment, then he unhurriedly clicked on his author background, and saw that the administrator had sent him a background message, saying that the chapter he published yesterday contained sensitive words, and There are also many questions in the comment area about how to lock it.

Tang Yiyu read the chapter published yesterday from the beginning, but he didn't see any sensitive words. He filtered it again with writing software, but he still didn't find the culprit that caused his chapter to be locked.

In the end, Tang Yiyu reluctantly copied the chapter and sent it to Jinxi.

Tang Yu: Help me look, he said there are sensitive words, but I couldn't find them.

It took a while for Jinxi to reply: This word does not work [screenshot].

When Tang Yiyu took a look, he saw that the person underlined in red was describing an ancient weapon in the museum. Seeing those two words, Tang Yiyu was puzzled, why can't this word be used?

Tang Yu: How did long | spear become a sensitive word?

Jinxi: Probably obscenity|obscenity|sexual|eroticism.

After Tang Yiyu republished the word spear separated by a symbol, he was even more puzzled when he saw Jinxi's explanation: why is the spear obscene|obscene?

Is it obscene|obscene|erotic|erotic to write a weapon these days?Has it been cracked down like this recently?Fights can't be described in novels?

Jinxi: Oh, isn’t this a matter of the Danmei group? If you don’t come, you can stick a spear or something. In the end, you have no choice but to do this. You know, the crackdown is severe these days, and you can’t write below the neck. Neither can edge balls.

It took Tang Yiyu a few seconds to understand the meaning of Jinxi's words. After understanding what the spear was referring to, he accidentally blushed.

Fortunately, he was the only one in the room, Tang Yiyu complained in his heart that Jin Xi drove suddenly, and thanked no one saw him.

Tang Yu: Miss, don't go racing suddenly, be more reserved?

Jinxi:? ? ?How did I go racing?

She is obviously doing the duty of an editor to popularize science for the author, okay?The serious kind!

Tang Yu: What do you think?

Jinxi: Tsk tsk, what are you thinking about in your head, kinky!dirty!color!Affection!

Tang Yu: ...Goodbye!

Jinxi: If you can't say it, then leave. Are you guilty?I didn't expect you to be such a dirty person.

Tang Yu: Then instead of coding, I'll argue with you about who is dirty.

Jinxi: I'm dirty, goodbye, don't give it away!

Just kidding, nothing is more important than a codeword.

Having won the victory, Tang Yiyu smiled triumphantly here, deliberately annoyed Jinxi: Since you have admitted everything, then I can go to sleep in peace!

Jinxi:! ! ! !

Ignoring Jinxi's frenzied swiping of the screen, Tang Yiyu started playing music and typing his own words.

Occasionally, it's quite fun to have a naughty joke.

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Tang Yiyu, who was obsessed with coding, perfectly missed the message Shen Ze sent him, and only found out about Shen Ze's message when he felt hungry and took his mobile phone to order takeaway.

Shen Ze: I'm sorry, I was a little busy just now and I didn't see it. I was going to eat.

Looking at the message Shen Zesi sent 10 minutes ago, Tang Yiyu fell silent. He was thinking, why did he always miss Shen Ze's news in a fancy way?

Excellent brain supplement ability is not a good thing in some things, such as Tang Yiyu who is extremely sensitive now, he feels that he always misses the news of Shen Ze to imply something.

For example, their aura is not harmonious or something.

Tang Yiyu fell into melancholy after being silent, and forgot to order takeaway for a while, and the idea of ​​delivering food to Shen Ze last night was already beaten to death by him and thrown in some unknown corner.

Because even if he has become gay in person, he doesn't want Shen Ze to see that he is gay!

Forget it, code words make him happy,

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Today, Tang Yiyu's readers got a 'Jiagen' by accident, and they were flattered and excited to give Tang Yiyu a lot of thunder. Looking at the comments, Tang Yiyu felt inexplicably guilty.

Shen Ze was very busy today, and it was almost ten o'clock in the evening by the time he was done with everything and could leave work. After getting into the garage and getting into the car, he suddenly remembered that he vaguely heard the phone ringing a few times.

Wearing a white coat at work, Shen Ze felt hot so he took off his coat and put his phone in the coat. He heard the WeChat notification on his phone, but he was too busy to read it.

Turning on the roof lights, Shen Ze took the jacket from the co-pilot, took out the phone from his pocket, opened it, and saw that it was a message from Tang Yiyu, the earliest one was around seven o'clock in the evening.

Tang Yu: Doctor Shen, have you eaten yet?

Tang Yu: Dr. Shen, are you off work?

Tang Yu: When do you leave work?

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The last two messages were after nine o'clock.

Tang Yu: Dr. Shen, I'm so hungry...if...you're off work...could you please help me by the way...buy a few packs of instant noodles in the neighborhood supermarket?

Tang Yu: Thank you...Thank you...

Seeing so many ellipses, an image of Tang Yiyu, who was so hungry and weak, huddled together, staring at the door waiting for him (instant noodles) to go back suddenly popped up in Shen Ze's mind.

Tang Yiyu wouldn't have eaten all day today, right?

Thinking of this, Shen Ze's eyebrows twitched, and he hurriedly called Tang Yiyu.

After the call was connected, Tang Yiyu's voice sounded like a silk: "Hello..."

The premonition became stronger and stronger, after hearing Tang Yiyu's voice, Shen Ze was almost sure, frowned unconsciously, and asked, "Have you eaten today?"

Shen Ze's tone was colder than usual, Tang Yiyu was a little guilty, after all, they sent him a special message to remind him to eat, but he...

If he forgot the time, he would have missed the best time to order food by the time he realized it, and he didn’t want to go to the entrance of the community to get takeout, so Tang Yiyu simply didn’t order takeout, thinking it would be a big deal to eat stored food, after all, he still had a lot of food in the refrigerator food.

However, Tang Yiyu forgot that he had been eating with Shen Ze for half a month. Before that, instant noodles and potato chips were thrown away under Shen Ze's persuasion. In his refrigerator, besides beverages, there was milk, and even food for cooking. There are no ingredients...

In other words, Tang Yiyu was either hungry, or ordered food and waited for 10 minutes to go to the gate of the community to get takeaway, or went out to eat.

At first glance, Tang Yiyu had a lot to choose from, but he was not only lazy but also stubborn, thinking that if he went out after being hungry for so long, he would lose, so he chose to drink a glass of milk and wait for Shen Ze to come back.

The longer he waited, the hungrier he became, and the longer Tang Yiyu didn't want to admit defeat, so he waited for several hours.

Tang Yiyu, a person who drank a glass of milk without eating all day, used his stubbornness to starve for a day, and then won a contest that no one cared about and had no opponent.

However, it was useless, now Tang Yiyu was swallowing, and said to Shen Ze with great effort: "Eat...eat."

Shen Ze didn't believe it: "After eating, you still said on WeChat that you are hungry and want to eat instant noodles?"

Tang Yiyu felt the villain in his stomach dancing, so he braced himself: "It's just that I'm a little hungry now, and I want to eat supper."

Shen Zeke doesn't think that the person who sends him so many WeChat messages is only a little bit hungry, but now he is not good enough to say anything, sighed softly, and said:

"Wait for me, I'll be right back."

After hanging up the phone, Shen Ze quickly drove the car out of the garage, and drove the car to the fastest speed when it was safe and did not violate the rules.

Less than half an hour after hanging up the phone, the doorbell of Tang Yiyu's house rang. Tang Yiyu's dull eyes lit up when he heard the doorbell—instant noodles!

Tang Yiyu, who was really hungry and unable to restrain himself, dragged his limp|slim body from the sofa, and did not forget to look at the person coming from the cat's eye when he reached the door.

Seeing that the person standing at the door was really Shen Ze whom he missed from every aspect, Tang Yiyu hurriedly opened the door.

"You are finally back!"

After opening the door, Tang Yiyu kept staring at the thing in Shen Ze's hand. Looking at the shape, it didn't look like instant noodles, but it was the aroma of food!

Shen Ze handed the lunch box to Tang Yiyu, and said, "I didn't buy instant noodles, but I brought you a seafood fried noodle, is that okay?"

Tang Yiyu wasn't a picky eater at all, but now he's so hungry that his eyes turn green. Naturally, he can eat anything, and seafood fried noodles sound better than instant noodles. 01:30 days ah!

Tang Yiyu nodded frantically while taking the lunch box, and did not forget to thank you: "Thank you, Dr. Shen, come in and have a seat?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Shen Ze's answer, he turned around impatiently and walked towards the dining table.

It smells so good, the villain in his stomach is going to old age disco.

Looking at Tang Yiyu's back, Shen Ze stood at the door for a moment, and finally followed him into the room.

Although it was late at night, Shen Ze thought very simply. After all, he would be on duty tomorrow, and he didn't have time to come back to cook. He had to talk to Tang Yiyu.

Can't you not eat all day tomorrow?

Tang Yiyu, who said on the phone that he was not hungry, held his chopsticks in a posture, and almost devoured it.

After standing there for a while, Shen Ze turned around and went to the kitchen to get a glass and pour him a glass of water, put it in front of him, and said helplessly, "Slow down, no one will grab you."

Tang Yiyu was eating fried noodles in his mouth, and it was inconvenient to talk, so he could only raise his head and shake his head at Shen Ze, which meant——I can't wait, I'm hungry!

Looking at Tang Yiyu's bulging cheeks, Shen Ze's heart skipped a beat for no reason.

The author has something to say: Today's update is more than before, it can be regarded as making up for what was not updated yesterday~

Thanks to the little angel Maozi for a grenade and two landmines, it was costly, thank you very much (づ￣3￣)づ, and thank you little angels for the nutrient solution!