Master respects him, the five elements are wicked

Of course, about half of the people dealt with are relatively normal, the rest are not normal, and as for a few extremely abnormal... that's a bit dramatic.

For example: "Who am I? Where am I?"

How the hell do I know who you are.Fu Qingluan asked patiently, only to realize that he regarded himself as a cat.

Another example is the swimmer, who is no longer swimming at the moment, squatting there with his waist bent, and raising his hand in a constipated posture, as if throwing something.

Fu Qingluan patted him on the shoulder. "What are you doing?"

"Shh, don't scare my fish away."

Fu Qingluan looked at his posture: "Are you fishing?"

"Hush... Keep your voice down, there is a big fish about to bite the hook." Then he completed the virtual action of pulling the fishing rod, reeling in the fishing line, and catching the fish. Throw it away.

After Fu Qingluan asked, he realized that he hadn't just lost it. In his cognition, there was a big wooden bucket containing fish in front of Fu Qingluan, and it was said that he had already caught a bucket full of fish.

Another example: "It's not good, I saw a tengu eating the sun." The sun?Are you sure you are eating the sun, not the moon?Will the sun in your house be cloudy or sunny? !

Another example: because of eating a lot of poisonous mushrooms, the symptoms are more serious: Qi Mingqiao.

When Fu Qingluan found him, he was standing behind the innermost pillar, his figure was tightly blocked by the pillar, if he hadn't heard him talking, Fu Qingluan wouldn't have known he was hiding there.

"You...you have recovered your appearance?" Qi Mingqiao's joyful voice, with a trace of shyness, stammered: "You...you are so beautiful."

"Can I hold your hand?" Blushing.

"What? No, you believe me, I didn't poison..." Changed color.

"I, I like you." She blushed.

Then he suddenly raised his head, looked at the pillar, full of hope: "I, can I hug you?" He glanced at the other place with guilty eyes, and then boldly glanced back, suddenly panicked and shook his head: " No, no, don't get me wrong, I don't have evil thoughts, I just hug, just hug, can't I?" Poor eyes.

Fu Qingluan watched speechlessly, feeling that Qi Mingqiao's singing and writing were excellent, so she couldn't bear to interrupt.

This scene is so emotional.Fu Qingluan couldn't help but take a closer look at the paint-peeled and disfigured pillar. If he hadn't been sure that his eyesight was fine, he would have suspected that what stood in front of Qi Mingqiao was not a pillar, but a stunning A beautiful woman who has ruined the country and the people and made people want to commit crimes.

Fu Qingluan couldn't bear it, so he didn't have time to stop it. After all, Qi Mingqiao hugged the disfigured pillar.

Fu Qingluan looked at the expression on his face covered in dust but didn't know it, and felt that he could sum up his expression at the moment. What are those two words called?Yes, it is called: I am ecstatic when I get what I want.

After that, when Fu Qingluan forcibly tore him off the pillar without hesitation, he felt as if he had torn apart a pair of mandarin ducks.

Xie Yu walked more than half of the city and went to 23 pharmacies, but he only got 38 of the 33 kinds of medicines, which was short of the five kinds of medicines.

He Xiaomei persevered and followed him all the way, never giving up.

When Xie Yu walked slowly, she followed slowly, and when Xie Yu quickened her pace, she changed from walking to running. Unknowingly, the distance between the two of them was five steps away, and He Xiaomei ran backwards and forwards. .

Seeing that the sun was about to set, He Xiaomei was so wronged that she sighed behind Xie Yu, and she sighed very loudly, deliberately letting Xie Yu hear it.

Xie Yu finally stopped.He Xiaomei slammed on the brakes and narrowly missed Xie Yu's back, but after she stopped, she began to regret it, thinking to herself that it would be great if she didn't stop, so that she could follow Brother Xie Yu came to have a close contact!You know, she hasn't even held Brother Xie Yu's hand since she grew up!

He Xiaomei clutched her chest and dreamed, but she didn't notice that Xie Yu had turned around. When she subconsciously raised her head while thinking wildly, she met Xie Yu's dark eyes, and He Xiaomei suddenly felt her heart was tightly grasped After a while, he jumped up and down crazily.She clutched her chest and was dumb for a moment, then immediately lowered her eyes in guilt, as if she had been caught doing something shy, her face flushed immediately.

Xie Yu looked at the hair on his head, ignored her flushed face, and said indifferently, "How long do you want to follow?"

With his words, He Xiaomei, who was imaginative and extremely shy, immediately returned to her original shape. He Xiaomei raised her face angrily: "Brother Xie Yu, do you hate me so much? I wish I could disappear in front of you immediately." ?”

"I have something to do."

"Can I not bother you?"

"No, there is no balance between good and evil."

"You..." He Xiaomei lost her voice: "Are you going to be our enemy?"

"..." Xie Yu looked at her silently. He didn't want to explain at first, but seeing He Xiaomei's red eye circles, he could only say: "I don't have that time, and I don't have that need. The roads are different, you can't walk together, do you understand?"

"...I don't understand." He Xiaomei rubbed her eyes, squeezing out the tears in her eyes to wipe them away.

"I have important things to do, and I'm traveling with fellow Taoists, so I can't have anything to do with you."

He Xiaomei thought for a while, and finally figured it out: "Brother Xie Yu, you mean, let them see you with my demon sect, and they will suspect you?"

Xie Yu looked at her and said nothing.

"Then just come back to the Devil's Cult." He Xiaomei said indifferently.

Xie Yuchang sighed, wiped his face, and looked at her coldly: "For half a year, don't appear in front of me, don't look for me, don't inquire about me, and don't send people to follow me. In short, don't bother me. If you can't do it, you and I will break up, "

"Cutting...Cutting off friendship? Does it mean that you don't talk to me anymore and I can't call you Brother Xie Yu anymore?"

"It can be understood in this way." Xie Yu nodded.

"It's not that serious, is it? But your father and my father are brothers who are in charge, how can we say that the relationship between our two families is broken?" He Xiaomei was a little anxious: "Brother Xie Yu, I know I made a mistake again In other words, I shouldn’t mention you coming to the Devil’s Cult, will I not mention it in the future? Don’t ignore me, I will die in pain.”

He Xiaomei anxiously wanted to grab Xie Yu's sleeve, but she knew that Xie Yu was obsessed with cleanliness, so she tried her best to hold back, fearing that her rash grab would make Xie Yu stay away from her even more.

Xie Yu watched her hopping on the spot, and asked indifferently, "I've been talking about it for half a year, can it be done?"

He Xiaomei twisted her fingers, lowered her head and bit her lips and thought about it for a long time, then secretly raised her eyes to see Xie Yu's unrelenting face, knowing that Xie Yu was serious, after thinking about it, although she was reluctant, she finally stomped her feet angrily: "Okay , I promise you." He Xiaomei raised her face seriously: "Half a year, Brother Xie Yu, I will go to you after half a year, and then you can no longer ignore me like this."

Xie Yu glanced at her, didn't nod or shake his head, just said: "Remember what you said." Then he turned and left.

He Xiaomei looked at Xie Yu's back with reluctance, she couldn't help raising her heels a few steps, but she stopped in the end. Seeing Xie Yu walking farther and farther, she suddenly remembered something and hurriedly called out One voice: "Brother Xie Yu?"

Xie Yu stopped and turned his head.

He Xiaomei said cautiously, "Brother Xie Yu, may I ask you one last question?"

Xie Yu looked at her and nodded.

He Xiaomei hurriedly took out a purse, "Brother Xie Yu, I see that you caught the flower picker and went to the yamen to receive the reward. You, are you short of money to spend? I prepared a lot of silver notes for you, you... ...Do you want to use it?"

Xie Yu was silent for a moment, the person he longed for caring wanted to abolish him, but the person who was on the opposite side cared about him.Oh, how sad!

"No need." Xie Yu smiled gently.Then he turned around and left.

He can make money with his own ability, but he will never use money from the Devil's Cult.

"Brother Xie Yu, you can take good care of yourself in the past six months."

"……it is good."