Prehistoric entertainment circle

Kong Xuan, the crew member, cleaned up his embarrassing situation, and seemed to recover a lot of strength by holding the hot water: "The wind and waves were too strong, and the boat couldn't be saved, let alone my lifeboat. I just hugged a piece of wooden wreckage survived. But then passed out from lack of strength."

After passing out, he drifted to this island, and was rescued by these people by the way.

The six listening people nodded in unison.

Bai Ze touched his pocket, took out a crumpled piece of paper, and handed it to Kong Xuan: "Come, take it. It's for evil spirits."

The corner of Kong Xuan's mouth twitched conspicuously, but he still took the torn paper.

Such a superstitious program won't be cut in the future, right?

He looked around and looked at the scene on the side. As a crew member, his setting should be to have a certain ability to survive at sea and survive on a deserted island.In addition, his setting is Nuwa's former classmate.

According to the planning script, he gave Nuwa the opportunity to board the boat and go out for fun.

He greeted Nu Wa in a friendly manner, and then fell into the trap of "I have never acted in a variety show, what should I do next? Why didn't that melon seed write the script in detail?" When I ran back, I was stunned that even the opening plot had been changed.

Nezha was also struggling with him.

His task is to increase opportunities for emotional communication with his "parents".This topic is obviously beyond the outline, his mother in his native family is not as strong as Nuwa, and his father is not as sticky as Fuxi.

So these two entangled guys secretly communicated with Yang Jian, who seemed the most normal, by sound transmission.

Kong Xuan said: "Is there anything I can do to help?"

Nezha said, "How am I supposed to do something in Nuwa Fuxi? If I don't do anything, Fuxi may be beaten to death at any time."

Yang Jian listened to Kong Xuan's voice with his left ear, and Nezha's voice with his right ear. At first, he replied seriously and offered his own suggestions. After a while, he asked Bai Ze: "I seem to be hallucinating, what can I do?" Is it resolved?"

The host Bai Ze excitedly took out a talisman paper and stuck it in the middle of Yang Jian's forehead.

It looks like a zombie seal.

Kong Xuan: "..."

Nezha: "..."

Yang Jian:"……"

The plot of the deserted island over there was temporarily stuck, the sun’s rays on the sea became stronger and stronger, and the temperature of the entire sea surface gradually began to rise. After applying sunscreen all over his body, Jian Pingfan lay on the deck chair with an excited face, drinking Drinking iced fruit juice while watching the big screen that Hongjun put on.

I used to watch the scenes on the island on the TV in the room, but now I watch it on the large screen outside, and it feels very different.

The backrest of the recliner is adjustable. After Jian Pingfan adjusted the position, Hongjun stuffed a small pillow at the back of his waist, making it more comfortable.

There were only the two of them left on the boat, and the only person Jian Pingfan talked to was naturally Hongjun.

Hongjun maintained the same posture with him, occasionally took a sip of iced juice, with a half-smile on his face, looking at the picture on the screen with ulterior motives.In the picture, Nuwa and Fuxi are acting out a plot by self-reliance.

Nu Wa ran to pick the fruit.

There must be wild animals protecting the fruits that can be eaten in the wild.It's like in online cultivation novels, around treasures like Lingguo Lingzhi, there must be a ferocious high-level beast guarding them.These creatures need to eat these fruits, and they also protect these fruits from being picked up.

Fuxi was "worried" and decided to follow Nuwa to pick fruit.

Worrying is necessary, Nu Wa specially found a tree near the snake to pick fruit, and her movements were very large, and she was busy in front of the snake.Seeing Nüwa, the unintelligent snake immediately became angry.It slid slowly on the branches of the big tree, feeling Nuwa by itself, wanting to bite her or entangle her to death.

Fuxi has been watching Nuwa picking fruit from the sidelines, and the love in his eyes can't be concealed at all.However, when he saw the snake ready to go not far away, his face suddenly turned pale, his breathing was rapid, his eyes widened, and he stepped forward to avoid disturbing the snake.

"Honey, don't pick fruit, come down quickly. There are snakes." Fuxi said cautiously.

Of course Nuwa knew there was a snake, she cooperated so palely, held her breath, and slowly looked around with trembling hands.Sure enough, as long as she had the heart, she immediately saw the snake that was staring at her.

Her voice trembled: "What should I do? I'm afraid."

Taotie snorted in the distance, thinking that today is the day to eat snake soup.

Kong Xuan walked in the direction of Nu Wa, but what he was thinking was, ouch, hurry up and grab two shots, otherwise he would miss a lot of shots.

Nezha and Yang Jian were naturally aware of the plot over there.Seeing that Yang Jian had completely blocked the sound transmission, Nezha had no choice but to complain to Yang Jian in a low voice: "The ancestors of these two snakes are still afraid of a little snake."

Yang Jian nodded, but still realized that they were performing a variety show, so he tried his best to pull back the lines: "I remember that they have raised several very cute little snakes in their family for many years."

Nezha recalled those descendants of Nuwa, and shrugged noncommittally.

Bai Ze followed Kong Xuan, and he murmured to Kong Xuan, "I feel uneasy. They may encounter a little difficulty this time and need our help. Hey, how about I give them a piece of cake?" Gua, it's free."

Kong Xuan looked at Bai Ze's white hair, then thought about his own black hair, and the topic shifted inexplicably: "Your white hair is so beautiful."

Bai Ze was stunned for a moment: "Hey, is that so? I think so too."

"I used to have five colors of hair, and I almost didn't get beaten." Kong Xuan recalled the first meeting between him and his agent, and the intervention of Hongjun in the middle, and he almost burst into tears. "What's wrong with the five colors? I haven't seen Northeast University Flower jacket?"

White Pond:"……"

Kong Xuan got angry when he mentioned this: "I am not allowed to get hair on my clothes. What does it look like without hair?"

Bai Ze also has very good-looking white hair. He heard Kong Xuan say that hair is not allowed. Thinking about his bald appearance, he immediately shivered, and very cooperatively said: "That's right, what does it look like without hair."

Jian Pingfan, who was watching: "..."

Jian Pingfan was so angry that he almost smashed his drink on the screen, and Kong Xuan let it go if he had aesthetic problems, and he was still abducting Bai Ze there.Looking back, Bai Ze was really covered in white fluff, so he beat Kong Xuan to death with one paw.

The camera turned to Nuwa and Fuxi again.

These two directly staged a mid-air drop and a run.Turning around and stumbled, still affectionate, talking about your love and my love with teary eyes.After Kong Xuan and Bai Ze came, the four confronted the snake and knocked the snake out perfectly.

Nuwa and Fuxi staged another embarrassing scene, with complicated expressions, whether the other party loves her or not.

During the period, there was a lot of emotion, there was a knife in the sugar, sugar in the knife, and two people confessed very affectionately to the little plovers who were photographed after a temporary separation.

Kong Xuan and Bai Ze didn't think too much, what they thought was: "Go back and cook this snake for Taotie?"

"Is this snake considered a protected animal? I can't tell the species."

"It's a coincidence that I can't tell the breed either... Go back and ask Yang Jian."

"Can Yang Jian know?"

"He wants to prevent Nezha from causing trouble by killing any creature at random, so he must have memorized the item on animal protection."

"It's different with children."

The two were very emotional, and ran away carrying the snake that had passed out and was tied up by them.

The snake was handed over to Yang Jian. Yang Jian could tell at a glance that the snake was not protecting animals, but he always felt that it was not good to eat snakes on the show, especially when Nuwa and Fuxi were present, so he rejected them without hesitation. .

Taotie saw that the saliva of the snake was about to stay, his eyes were straightened, and finally Kong Xuan stuffed the wild fruit in his mouth.

Naturally, the crew's method of asking for help when they were stranded on a deserted island was not only to put up an "SOS" for help, but he also chose to find an open place and lit a fire, which was still smoked.Smoke makes it easier to notice the place.

Then at night, Fuxi took a pack of small medicine powder and wanted to kill Nuwa before committing suicide.He believes that only in this way can Nuwa truly belong to him, and he dare not speculate on Nuwa's sincerity, and he dare not even try to believe it.

Jian Pingfan's eyes were straightened, he didn't expect this kind of operation.

Bai Ze had divined this incident long ago, and replaced the medicinal powder with ground sugar in advance.

Then Fuxi drank the sugar, and Nuwa drank it. Fuxi confessed to Nuwa: "I really love you, even if there are too many good factors in our marriage. Come. But your heart is not with me, I am jealous of the crew, our lawyer, and after our divorce, you may be with another unknown existence... If we die together, can we be forever Together, even on this desert island."

Nuwa Lihua brought rain: "I don't want a divorce, I love you. Why did we come to this point?"

The two confessed to each other and waited to die.

Bai Ze came to knock on the door, poked his head in and said hello to the two of them: "Hello, is my refined white sugar delicious?"

So the absurd farce came to an end.

Under the instigation of Yang Jian, Nezha finally succeeded in causing two accidents between Nuwa and Fuxi. For example, he pretended to be sick to make his family care more about him. For example, he directly said that his parents loved each other and hoped that they could be together well. What.

The two sides finally know that the emotion between them is still seen most clearly by others.Right and wrong back then, under the simplest emotions, should have been put aside long ago.

Finally, at the end of the third day of recording, Hongjun and Jian Pingping's cruise ship "discovered" the deserted island, and sailed to take away the group of seven people who had lost contact on the deserted island for three days.

Jian Pingfan looked at this group of people with deep affection: "This season is very suitable for eating crabs, can we have another seafood feast?"

In this regard, Taotie directly put the manager in the highest position in his heart.

People who love to eat are good people!