After being approached by eight fiances

Dong Xin was very happy when he saw the koi that the children bought for him, and decided that he would not want his elder brother's red gold dragon. The hundreds of thousands of fish are not as good as the children in their family want!Raising koi is very good. Koi is also a kind of feng shui fish, which means auspiciousness. If he wants to keep them all the time, he may become a fish essence. One day the fish will leap over the dragon gate and become a dragon!

Dong Xin put her arms around Pippi and Xiaohai, sitting on one of her laps, and was rubbed against the neck by the two little ones. Even after becoming a human, the habit of rubbing their faces has not changed. These two little pups are still like this when they become human. Cute, just as he imagined.Then he picked up Abu and Xiaofeng, and rubbed them affectionately. Abu still felt embarrassed, blushing and wanted to hide, but Dong Xin held his little face and kissed it. Little things, how old is it to know how shy?

The little elf's ears turned into red-burned ears in an instant, so red that it was about to catch fire, he covered his face in embarrassment, and then covered his ears, wishing to hide himself, his skin is so thin!

Pippi jumped up and grabbed Dong Xin's sleeve, "I want to kiss you too."

Envy red!

At this moment, he suddenly sensed the cold murderous intent coming from behind, and Pipi's small face immediately pulled down, and he said seriously: "No, I've grown up! I can't let you kiss me!"

Dong Xin: "..."

The ability to adapt to the wind is directly proportional to the growth of spiritual power!

Long Chi went to buy a cake for Dong Xin, because it was made fresh, he came back a little later, and found that his little partner was already full of other people's smell, Master Long Chi threw down the cake angrily, and slapped the four little ones. They only flew eight hundred miles away together, and then dragged Dong Xin back to the room to fill up their breath again!Even if Dong Xin's clothes were stripped off, he would rub them too!Angry!

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On October [-]st, give away cold clothes and open the door of hell.

Originally, Papa Dong meant to arrange the wedding on this day and notify the Three Realms.Dong Xin thought it was unlucky and rejected it, so the wedding date was set on October [-]th.

The marriage between human and demon races, a grand wedding is under preparation.

As soon as it gets dark, there are fixed places on both sides of the street that burn paper. Now in order to protect the environment, human beings are already controlling things that pollute the environment such as burning paper and setting off firecrackers.The tradition of worshiping ancestors cannot be lost, so we set up a few fixed places, and burning paper is not usually allowed. Only during ghost festivals such as Qingming, Zhongyuan, and October [-], people can burn paper in fixed places.

The department that manages ghosts doesn't communicate with the human department, so no one knows if there are ghosts, and humans don't know whether the burned paper is useful or not.

Human beings do these things according to their own will, and people who burn paper have to line up, unless necessary, and the number of people burning paper is getting smaller every year, which controls this kind of thing from another aspect and protects the environment.

Dong Xin heard the kid outside complaining, "Poor, the poor are about to bare their buttocks."

"You are so lucky to have your grandson burn some money for you. My grandson has long forgotten about me."

"It's time to reincarnate after counting the days, and I won't be able to hang around in the ghost world anymore."

"Walk around, find a few rich and unlucky ghosts, and lend him some money to spend."

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Dong Xin heard them passing by the door, called Teng Snake over, and told him: "Look after the children tonight, it's too messy outside, don't throw them away."

Teng Snake patted his chest with his wings, and made a firm promise: "Don't worry, Empress Demon Empress, I promise I won't lose any of them!"

Dong Xin: "..."

Boss Dong was hesitating whether to file a complaint with Long Chi and ask him to change the snake's mouth.

No matter how many times I say it!This snake promised so well, next time it will be forgotten!

However, what are the chances of being eaten after filing a complaint?

Boss Dong took a deep breath, generously forgive the snake!

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, the ghosts and demons on the street were busy, and a human private car drove into the street.

Generally at this time, there are few pedestrians on this street, because everyone will more or less hear some legends that unclean things will be seen on this street in the middle of the night, so humans are rarely seen at night.As soon as the car drove in, it attracted the attention of the little ghosts.

Because this car exudes a strong smell of blood and death!

There were a few newly dead ghosts lying on the car. Seeing so many ghosts wandering in this street, I thought I was in the underworld. I was so scared that I screamed in the car: "I don't want to die!"

"Send me back quickly!"

"I have a three-month-old son! I have an 80-year-old mother, I can't die!"

Normal people can't see so many non-human beings on the street, so the driver drove fast, dragging several ghosts and howling ghosts past, thinking that he was walking on a secluded road, and no one noticed.

Sitting by the window, Dong Xin looked at the car with his chin resting, frowning slightly. Did this illegal car think that there was no one on the street?Running so swaggeringly?Dong Xin beckoned, called the two big monsters who were watching the excitement at the door, and signaled them to stop the car!

The two goblins rushed out excitedly, running faster than the car. After a few ups and downs, they came to the front of the car. They took a stride in front of the car and pushed their hands flat, which was about to hold down the Mercedes. Car.

The lights here are dark, and there are no lights on the street. I didn't notice this car. There was someone blocking it in front of me, so I rushed up in a daze.With a bang, the front cover of the car was pushed down two palm holes.With hesitation and inertia, the rear of the car tilted up, and then another monster jumped up, and it was flattened again with a bang.

The car just stopped in the middle of the road, the airbags in the car popped up, the driver looked confused, what's going on?

All the little ghosts and monsters who saw this scene applauded, "Okay! Great! One more!"

The monster in front knocked on the glass, and said with a serious face, "Dude! Get out of the car and do a routine inspection!"

The driver's face changed when he heard about the inspection. There were still two people in the car, so he had to feel under the seat, and he knew without thinking that there must be something dangerous hidden under it.The demon at the front and the demon at the back of the car looked at each other, and the two demons understood carefully, one raised the front and the other raised the back, and lifted the car up with force.

After lifting it up, the two let go at the same time, and with a bang, the car fell to the ground, and the people inside were all dumbfounded by the fall, as if they had seen a ghost.

who!So much effort!

Damn it!

Long Chi came down from upstairs, walked behind Dong Xin, and looked over there, "There is a strong smell of blood and death, and there are a lot of dirty things on it."

The two demons had violently torn down the door of the car, pulled out the people inside like potatoes, and threw them on the ground. The demons who were watching were rushed up and pinned down the three humans.Sitting on the roof of the car, a few new ghosts were also dumbfounded. Is hell so cruel?

Those two goblins picked up a big box from the car, picked it up like a trophy, and hurried to Dong Xin to claim credit, "My lord, the demon queen, this is the booty!"

The corners of Dong Xin's mouth twitched, originally he wanted to praise them a few words, but after hearing the words "The Demon Empress", he just wanted to beat them up.

Dong Xin squatted down and looked at the big box. Before he opened it, Long Chi said coldly: "Call the police and find the demon management department."

"Huh?" Dong Xin looked up, "made by a goblin?"

After finding out what was inside, Dong Xin's expression became ugly, it turned out to be a human organ!

"Is this organ reselling?" Dong Xin called the police and asked Long Chi, "If this is done by a goblin, what should we do?"

"You can deal with it as you like. I don't have any opinion on what should be killed or what should be shut down." Long Chi rubbed Dong Xin's head, "Someone will take care of us and let us live a pure life. ?"

Dong Xin frowned, "That's right, but once the news of goblin cannibalism gets out, those forces that oppose the goblin clan will take the opportunity to make trouble again."

"I just took the opportunity to tell them that the demon clan is not easy to bully." Long Chi pulled Dong Xin to sit down and waited for the demon management department to come to the door, "You don't need to worry about these things, come and rest."

Boss Dong can only eat melon seeds.

The efficiency of the goblin management department is very fast, and this matter was quickly found out. There are indeed goblins who want to do business in this area.

All valuable human organs were sold, and the remaining limbs and other parts were made into canned human flesh.

The people who were in charge of delivering the goods originally thought that there were few pedestrians on this street, and it was also a place that was said to be haunted. On the day of Ghost Festival, no one should see them, so they wanted to escape in the dead of night, and there would be goblins to meet them. Unexpectedly!Straight into the ghost den!

The person who advocated this event was indeed a goblin. After the goblin management department found out, before they could do anything, Long Chi rushed to him and killed him with a single blow.

In the words of Lord Demon Emperor: "This is to clean up the door."

Lord Demon Emperor is stern and selfless, and will not let any bad demon go.

Goblins are the same as human beings, there are good and bad, not all of them are innocent, just know that they are cute and cute, and they are all demons when they are ferocious.

With Long Chi's way of dealing with it, the humans couldn't say a word. The Demon Emperor really cooperated with the humans' work, and even beat the goblin to death with his own hands, so it was hard to find trouble with him.Could it be that he neglected his duties and couldn't control the demons below?

I used this kind of reason before, and some goblins made a fuss: Are all of you humans good?Are all Twolegs in jail?Can they all become monsters?Call me dad in advance?

This incident also caused a bit of commotion in the human mystical world and the demon world. Some demon actually posted a post on the monster forum, discussing with everyone whether canned human meat is good or not.

They also voted gossipingly, and the final result was: only 15.00% of the goblins thought that human flesh was delicious, and the reason was that the Heavenly Dao favored it.

80.00% of five goblins think that human flesh is the most unpalatable thing in the world!Because everything humans eat is polluted, either with fertilizers or chemicals.The chicken they eat can grow six wings, and the pork they eat can grow to a hundred catties in two months.

They have to take medicine when they are sick, and the medicine is three-point poisonous, and the most terrible thing is: there are fake medicines!

Moreover, you don't know what this person has done in his life. Leaving aside the problem of cannibalism and illegality, when humans can be eaten as a staple food, if you accidentally eat a human with a black heart, rotten lungs and stomach, don't you feel disgusted?

For example, a while ago there was a seller of fake medicines who used fake vaccines for human cubs, even the same kind of cubs. If they ate this kind of human meat, wouldn’t it be disgusting that monsters would not be able to eat? ?

In the end, the opponents overwhelmingly concluded that human flesh is not tasty.

Boss Dong, who was in the group of goblins, saw this and felt that what they said was very reasonable. Goblins know how to protect the cubs, and some scum whose brains are confused, why don't they know how to leave a way for future generations to survive?

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Three days later, Uncle Bai Ze squeezed the white cloud into the shape of a car, flew over from the sky at high speed, and drove all the way to the sky above Dong Xin's shop, and then got out of the "car".

As soon as Bai Ze came, he asked, "Where is Master Long Chi?"

Dong Xin ate a red fruit, pointed to it, "Sleep."

It was getting cold, and Long Chi started to stay in bed, and would sleep a little longer when he had nothing to do, although he didn't know, what's the use of a dragon sleeping.

Bai Ze saw what Dong Xin was eating, and cursed in pain: "Prodigal son! It takes only 500 years to bear a fruit, and it can be used as medicine! Lord Yaohuang actually let you eat like a peach!"

Dong Xin touched another one from the fruit plate and handed it over, how about you eat one too?

Bai Ze: "...Just give me the core. I'll go back and see if I can plant another one."

He is so old, it is useless to eat such precious things, and eating anything will not grow spiritual power, maybe one day the time limit will come, and he will belch as soon as he closes his eyes.

Dong Xin ate the remaining half with a smile, "It tastes really good."

"You are beautiful!" The little apprentice was raised like a coquettish bag, Bai Ze also showed a gratified smile, and pointed upstairs, "You go and call, I have serious business."

Dong Xin stood up calmly and walked upstairs slowly. His master also knew that he usually didn't do serious things.

tsk~

"Long Chi, my master is here and said he has something serious to do." Dong Xin looked at the dragon's tail protruding from under the quilt, grabbed it with both hands, and dragged it out vigorously, "Wake up, the sun is drying your ass!"

The length of the bed was only [-] meters, Dong Xin thought, after Long Chi transformed, it was only more than [-] meters long, so he dragged his tail and backed away, trying to pull Long Chi out of the bed in a wicked way, but he didn't expect that the longer he pulled, The longer and longer the drag, the longer he dragged to the door of the bedroom, he still hadn't pulled Long Chi out.

Dong Xin raised his eyebrows, walked straight to the living room, and then pulled and circled around the table in the living room, but he still didn't pull Longchi out of the bed!

Master Longchi can be extended indefinitely!

Dong Xin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and hugged Long Chi's tail and retreated to the bedroom, "Return your tail! Get up!"