I am the only one in the whole dorm

"What you did just now was too much." Su Chen glanced at those in the dormitory with disgust, "Have you ever seen a man? Tongtong is still young, don't scare him?"

"I didn't know he was so young when I was in a relationship with him." Han Qianluo and Chi Tong are in an online relationship. In the video, Chi Tong looks not young, "You still have the nerve to call me, your eyes are almost glued It's on him."

"I'm different from you guys. I don't have dirty thoughts. I just want to see how his figure is different from when he was practicing boxing." An Zichen sighed, "Without my urging, he is lazy again. "

"Tongtong has also practiced boxing?" Han Qianluo poked his head from the upper bunk to look at An Zichen, "Did you have physical contact with Tongtong? I envy you."

An Zichen patted the rabbit ears hanging from Han Qianluo's clothes, "He's weak, and I'm afraid of hurting him, so I've never practiced with him before. There's no physical contact, how about you?"

After he asked this sentence, five sighs came from the dormitory.

……

Chi Tong hugged the newly bought curtain and sneezed several times in a row.

"Have a cold?" Su Mu put his index finger on Chi Tong's forehead to test the temperature, "Did you let the water pour just now?"

Chi Tong avoided Su Mu's hand in disgust, "If you don't touch me, you won't be able to talk, will you?"

"Who touched you?" Su Mu said as he tugged at the pleats on Chi Tong's clothes, flattening them before letting go.

"Do you want me to record it for you before you admit it? Since just now in the classroom, if you say a word, you have to slap me, or grab me. My arm will be swollen sooner or later."

"Do I have it?" Su Mu raised his hand subconsciously when he spoke.

"What are you doing with this hand?" Chi Tong pointed at the criminal evidence.

Su Mu raised his other hand in embarrassment, smiled and slapped, "I'm not afraid that I won't slap you, you don't even know I'm talking to you."

"We communicate by language, not by touching each other's tentacles to convey information."

"You still have tentacles, take them out and show me."

Chi Tong looked at him helplessly, taking back the Su Mu and downgrading was not because of stupidity but because of the idea of ​​fighting, he is so stupid!

"Thank you for accompanying me to buy the curtains, it's getting late, you go back first, I'll go back later."

"You want to go back after dinner?"

"Ah, yes." Chi Tong originally wanted to go home, but now that he bought a curtain, his thoughts were a little shaken, but he still didn't know where he was going.

"There's a hot pot restaurant nearby that tastes pretty good. Would you like to eat together?"

"My family runs a hot pot restaurant." He has been influenced by the smell of hot pot for more than ten years, and he has already developed a disgust for hot pot.

"You want to say that you especially love hot pot?"

"What I want to express is that I'm tired of eating."

"The barbecue?"

"Let's go." Chi Tong knew that the other party would not let him go, and temporarily resigned to his fate.Compared with the few men in the dormitory who were only thinking about how to fuck him, Su Mu felt more secure.

What's more, Su Mu took him for half an hour, and then squeezed into a group of women to help him buy curtains.Although he didn't want to admit it, this mean-mouthed and stupid boy was really trying to take care of him.

"Okay, I invite you."

"Did you bring your wallet?" Su Mu glanced at Chi Tong's bag that was shriveled like a piece of paper.

"I have a mobile phone." Chi Tong took out his mobile phone, "Who still carries cash now?"

"Me." Su Mu poked Chi Tong's cell phone with his hand, "After all, the cell phone is easy to run out of battery."

Chi Tong pressed the phone button and found that there was still [-]% of the battery left.

"Is your mouth poisonous?"

"Do you think your phone's battery was sucked by my mouth?"

"never mind."

He just said "I treat you" a minute ago, and he slapped him in the face a minute later, which made him very upset, "You pay in advance, and I will return it to you when I go back."

"No need, little brother."

"If you call me little brother again, believe it or not, I will slap you?"

"If you smoke me, do you want to jump up and smoke?"

"..." Chi Tong didn't want to argue with him and hurt his body.

The neighborhood that Su Mu said was different from the neighborhood that Chi Tong imagined. He thought that he would arrive after turning a corner after leaving the market, but who knew that he followed Su Mu and walked in various small alleys for more than 40 minutes, exhausted. It made him wonder, is Su Mu going to sell him?How much can he sell for?

A boy of his age shouldn't be worth much, and a girl can still be bought as a wife, so he can only sell his organs?

Chi Tong touched his waist, well, I don't know if they will save some internal organs for him, and let him breathe.

"What are you thinking about? The point of attention on the main road, why are you still touching yourself?" Su Mu snapped his fingers in front of him, "Here we are."

"Oh." Chi Tong retracted his thoughts of not knowing where he was going, and followed Su Mu's gaze to see the face of a store. The store was quite open, and there was no signboard. It only wrapped the word "string" with LEDs at the door. .

This restaurant is no different from other roadside barbecue restaurants, even the menu is the same.

"Do you come here often?"

"No, it's the first time."

Chi Tong took a picture of the menu on the table, "How do you know this restaurant is delicious if you haven't been here?"

"I didn't say it was delicious. I meant that there is a hot pot restaurant nearby that is delicious, but you don't want to eat it." Su Mu pulled the menu on the table and wrote fifty skewers of mutton and fifty skewers of beef.

"Then how did you find this store?" Chi Tong felt more and more that Su Mu was amazing.The few roads they walked just now, if he was asked to walk again, he would lose his way, but Su Mu found it accurately the first time he came?He has radar in his head.

Facts have proved that he thought of Su Mu too high-end.

"I used the app to search for nearby barbecue restaurants and found it." Su Mu turned the phone screen to Chitong, "There is a map on it."

Chi Tong didn't want to say anything anymore, he called the waiter over and asked for another menu.

He has no interest in ordering food, but his phone is out of battery, so he can only pass the time by looking at the menu.

Su Mu sketched for a long time, then handed the menu to Chi Tong, "See if there is anything you want to add."

"No."

"Okay, then I'll place the order." Su Mu raised his hand and handed the waiter over, "That's all, and four more bottles of beer."

"Four bottles?" Chi Tong was shocked by his number. It's not that he can't drink, but he has to go back to school soon...

"Why, not enough?"

Chi Tong rolled his eyes at him, "Minors can't swear, so they can drink alcohol?"

"Oh, look at me, I forgot." Su Mu turned to the waiter and said, "Two bottles of beer and one bottle of Coke."

"No ice." Chi Tong was poured with cold water just now, and his stomach felt a little uncomfortable. He didn't want to drink cold water to stimulate himself.

"Aren't you happy if I don't let you drink?" Su Mu raised his hand, then clenched it into a fist and retracted it, almost going to pat Chi Tong again, "The teacher handed you over to me..."

"I'll leave it to you? Why are these words so ugly? What mistake did I make?"

"The class teacher asked me to take care of you, so I have to take good care of you. Besides, it's my first time as the class monitor, so you should cooperate with me in my work. In the future, don't fall in love with me early. Of course, don't swear, and don't smoke or drink too much."

"Can you take care of yourself first when you take care of others? Do you have the right to say me as a person who has a puppy love, smokes, drinks and swears all the time?"

"I'm an adult."

"I only went to the first year of high school when I was an adult, do you think I'm awesome?"

"I..." Su Mu swallowed the words that were about to be said abruptly, "So, for the sake of fairness, from today onwards, no one should swear."

"Okay, then let's take some punitive measures. After all, you are much more diligent than me in what you say." Chi Tong wanted to teach the other party a lesson at this time. If you don't suffer, how can the other party know how annoying it is to meddle in other people's affairs.

"what do you want?"

"Don't say what you want, whoever says a bad word, just call him Tian Tian's father, it works on any occasion." Chi Tong looked at him with an expression of "don't play if you can't afford to lose".

Su Mu felt that he was being provoked by a kid, and he was very upset. After all, before today, the group of people around him didn't even dare to look at him, let alone provoke him.

"Fuck, just scream, but don't cry and play tricks."

Chi Tong couldn't help laughing, the person sitting across from him was indeed a fool, "Call it."