After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Facts have proved that if the master is too shrewd, he will lack a lot of fun, such as the correct use of various memes about cat blogs-there is no such thing!The master said that he would not follow the method of use at all!

Mao Jiu is not at home. He has been too lazy recently, and sleeps under the quilt, sofa, curtains, or any textile with a sense of volume every day.Lin Luozhi couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to urge him to go out to exercise, but instead he was patted on the shoulder and comforted, "Don't worry, you haven't lost your abs."

Lin Luozhi: "..." Immortals are amazing!Having abs is amazing!I don't want to hear this okay!

...well, it's really amazing.

Maojiu didn't know what stimulated her today, so she went out early in the morning, and when she asked, she said she was going to work.Lin Luozhi said that it was the first time I saw you being so active at work. Turning around, I started typing in my notebook. I just opened a new article half a month ago. There is no way. As a full-time writer, I want to support myself and my master is not diligent. But no, if you rest for a while, you may be forgotten by the little angels.

Because the outline was prepared in detail before, and all the materials needed to be found were basically found, Lin Luozhi finished coding a chapter in just over half an hour.His habits are considered good. When writing, he basically doesn't get distracted by thinking about other things. His hand speed and brain speed are kept in sync. It's a matter of minutes.

He typed the keywords for the next part into the document, planning to continue later, Lin Luozhi got up and stretched, calmly swiping Weibo.

oh?What new operation is this?Lin Luozhi flicked to a blog that had just been posted not long ago, and her eyes lit up instantly after clicking on the big picture.

This, this, this is also... so cute!What calm!Can't calm down at all!Exploded in situ ah ah ah ah!

#猫的correct usage# Other people’s cat series_(:з」∠)_

Below are nine pictures about how to use cats - mobile phone holders, flip book artifacts, flying insect terminators, foot warmers... If you have nothing to do, you can also help to be a hygienic detective, such as pick from an unknown corner Small objects that have been missing for many years and the like.

Simply not too easy to use!Lin Luozhi's starry eyes came out, expressing that he was very moved, and couldn't help but started to secretly want to do something.

When Mao Jiu came home, he was keenly aware that the atmosphere was not right. The specific manifestation was that someone would come out to greet him in the past, but today there was no sign of anyone, and there was an emmmmm at the entrance just entered... Broken carton? ? ?

Mao Jiu was thinking about what this operation was, when Lin Luozhi appeared from behind him without anyone noticing, and quietly asked, "Do you have an indescribable impulse when you see this box?"

Mao Jiu was so frightened that his hair almost exploded, and he turned back to stare at him in horror: "What impulse do you think I have?"

Lin Luozhi made a gesture with his hand, as if he was considering his words: "For example... want to get in?"

It was only then that Mao Jiu saw that the broken box was not really a broken box, but had been deliberately opened, with one on the top and one on the side, and an arrow was thoughtfully drawn on the side and a door was written on it.

"..." Mao Jiu frowned, pointing to the ugly little door in his opinion with disgust, with "I don't want to believe it" written all over his face, "You don't want me to get out of here Get it in your mouth?"

"Don't you want to?" Lin Luozhi threw the pot back to him very thoughtfully, raised the small bench in his hand, sat obediently on the side of the box, put his foot in and stepped on it, "Come on? The legendary foot warmer."

Mao Jiu almost laughed angrily at him: "Oh, this is how I feel about your boyfriend?"

"Of course not." Lin Luozhi shook his foot, "It is said that it can also be used to identify real and fake cat poop coffee. Ah, but this is impossible. I don't like coffee. Cat poop coffee is too expensive and I can't afford it .”

"..." Mao Jiu expressed that his emotions were gradually getting out of control. jpg: Man, you are very presumptuous.

In the end, he finally compromised, but of course it was impossible for Mao Jiu to get into the box. He curled up and nestled on Lin Luo's lap, letting the man's hand cover the back of his neck and scratch gently.

"Hey Maojiu, I heard that when a cat walks, its back foot will precisely step on the front foot, which is very elegant. Is this true?" Lin Luozhi scratched and started to have a whim, Maojiu said no I really want to talk to him, but I still can't help but start to recall the way I used to walk.

Will they really step on the same pit?Do other cats do this?But I don't seem to... Wait, how do I usually walk?

Maojiu suddenly found out in horror that she seemed unable to walk.

It's all the fault of the shovel!It's okay to mention catwalks!If you have the ability, you should come too!

Mao Jiu rolled around, pointed his butt at Lin Luozhi, and flicked his hand with his tail to vent his dissatisfaction.Lin Luozhi didn't feel guilty, rubbing him from head to toe like rubbing dough, and even poked the cat's balls too much, muttering, "It's also dark here."

"Meow!" The hair on Maojiu's tail exploded, and she jumped off Lin Luozhi's lap in an instant, dodged far away, and stared at him with a guarded posture.

Lin Luozhi didn't feel guilty and even smiled indifferently, thinking of coming over to pat Mao Jiu's head: "Hey, why are you reacting so badly? I didn't see you rejecting it every day before."

The past was the past and the present is the present, can a cat being served be the same as a man being molested!Mao Jiu just went up and scratched in a row. He felt that he had no dignity or status in this family.

angry!I want to run away from home!

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I apologize." Lin Luozhi couldn't stop laughing, it was like this every time something went wrong, he fooled it with a smile, and Mao Jiu felt helpless for his unsteady position.

The doorbell rang suddenly, Lin Luozhi finally stopped messing around and got up to open the door.Outside is the delivery staff of the fresh food supermarket. When Lin Luozhi is too lazy to go downstairs, he will place an order online and choose the type to be delivered directly to the door. It is a blessing for lazy people.

"Mao Jiu, I bought shrimp today, am I surprised or not?" Lin Luozhi picked up the bag in his hand, shook it, and entered the room with an expression of asking for credit.The scene in front of him made his blood boil instantly - Mao Jiu!Now!beat!ha!owe!

Mao Jiu swears that he is really just yawning in a serious manner. Who knows that if this person disagrees with him, it is like taking the wrong medicine. As a cat who has a lot of shit shoveling, he is also very tired.He only saw a flash of white light in front of his eyes, and then the figure teleported to his eyes, and at the same time, a finger was placed between the two rows of teeth.

Lin Luozhi looked at him expectantly, and Mao Jiu could almost feel the light shining in those eyes: Hurry up!Bite it down!Quickly heal me out of guilt!Give me a chance to lick and lick!

It is also very hard to get more intimate contact with the master.

Cat Nine: "..." Don't think I don't know what's inside your little head.Is it true that cats don’t play Weibo?Heh, look at my cheat book: left and right horizontal bars plus perfect dodge.

Lin Luozhi went to work in the kitchen very disappointed after his routine failed, and said: "My master is too smart, so it's not fun."

Although sometimes a little lazy, Maojiu is a cat after all, and the skill of peeling shrimp and crab can be said to be self-taught.He flipped through his hands quickly, and threw a bunch of small naked shrimps into the bowl like an assembly line, only to find that the person opposite him didn't move his chopsticks at all.

"Why don't you eat it?" Mao Jiu asked strangely, picked up a shrimp and threw it into his mouth, "It's quite fresh."

"Because the shell still needs to be peeled." Lin Luozhi shrugged and replied casually, "You eat it, don't worry about me."

Mao Jiu: "..." It seems that they really are each other when it comes to whether they are lazy or not.He handed a freshly peeled shrimp to Lin Luozhi's mouth, and now he accepted it bluntly, and ate it in one bite, but suddenly got stuck while chewing, and frowned and hummed softly.

"Huh? Did you get it?" Mao Jiu thought, looking at the half shell left in his hand, he thought it was so clean, it shouldn't be.Lin Luozhi wrinkled her face for a while, and then opened her mouth in relief, with a small piece of shrimp sticking to the tip of her tongue: "Ah—"

Mao Jiu saw that he had no intention of moving his arms, so he had no choice but to play the role of boyfriend, and reluctantly took off the skin and threw it away: You won!Can you be more lazy!