After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Lin Luozhi felt that she must have lost her mind.

Mao Jiu followed him step by step, and behind him were two tanned workers, who were carrying a bed downstairs, ready to put it on the truck parked at the entrance of the mall, and then transport it to his home.

There are only a few key sentences playing in Lin Luozhi's mind in a loop.

A bed.

A large bed.

A large water bed.

A large water bed that is very ergonomic and two people can roll around on it without falling off the ground.

great.All conditions are met.Lin Luozhi gritted her teeth bitterly. Thinking of what happened just now, she felt a serious sense of crisis in her heart.

#一早晚了My master has become a scheming boy, how can I break it#

Because all kinds of miscellaneous things piled up together, and all his thoughts were occupied by Maojiu, Lin Luozhi hadn't cared about watching the group for several days.Naturally, the group news is already 99. Lin Luozhi originally wanted to take a peek, but discovered an amazing little secret.

[Someone@我][Administrator] Me!cat!Make money! :...

Um?what happened?How long has it been since I didn't show up and no one is looking for me?And it's Aite from the admin girl?Lin Luozhi kept muttering in his heart, thinking that nothing would happen, so he immediately poked in to find out.

[Administrator] Me!cat!Make money! : Morning ~ Daily Summoning King @猫猫猫喵喵喵

[Niangshou] Riyueming: Pai, the king of daily summoning@猫猫猫喵喵喵

[Total Shou] Mimi Mimei: Row up, the king of daily summoning@猫猫猫喵喵喵

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: Speaking of which, the king really hasn't appeared for a long time, and so is Jiu.

[Great orator] Don't lose ten catties and don't change your name: emmmm, did the king say that he rarely appears in the group after being charged?Jiu was originally an active water group, but recently disappeared because...

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: Ah!understood!I got you!

[Niangshou] Ri Yueming: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Why does it feel like a million mistakes without a 24-hour water group!

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju’s leg pendant: It was the last time when the king’s birthday was celebrated, everyone said happy birthday to Aite, but the king never appeared from the beginning to the end, only Jiu said “No need for Aite” He hasn't gotten up yet"...and emmmmm you understand.

[Great orator] Don't lose ten catties and don't change your name: Then I was asked why he knew it so clearly and then Jiu disappeared.Get in touch with the cause and effect... I'm afraid it's not the so-called relatives and friends who only have relatives and no friends?

[Total Shou] Mimi Mimei: Wait a minute!Isn't this amount of information a little bit too much!It's not what I thought it was, is it? !

[Shou ah] Big dolphin: seconded!I think the two speakers above are very correct!

[Total Shou] Mimi Mimei: Do you know dolphins too?so what is it?A fun play between young lovers? ? ?

[Shou ah] Big dolphin: Think about it and you will know, betting fifty-nine cents is the blue pot friend of the king!And if Dawang Xinwen has a prototype, it must be nine!

[Administrator] Me!cat!Make money! :[While shaking his head crazily to express his unwillingness to believe it, he opened the new article of the king

[Niangshou] Ri Yueming: Holy shit... really... I... don't know what to say... I'm shocked

Lin Luozhi, who watched the whole process of his falling and reappearing, said, "..." Really, it was really a good show.From the corner of his eye, he glanced at Maojiu, who was running around the home textile area with great interest, touching this and that, and beside him was a young shopping guide, who was very enthusiastically selling something to him.

very good.It really broke him down.Lin Luozhi gritted her teeth. Although she knew that her appearance at this time would cause an uproar, she went there without hesitation. She really wanted to see what Mao Jiu was doing when he wasn't paying attention.

[Group owner] Mao Mao Mao Meow Meow Meow: I heard that someone misses me?

[Shou ah] Big dolphin: 11111

[Administrator] Me!cat!Make money! : Ah, ah, ah, you finally appeared, my lord!Capture the king alive in the front row!

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: The contracting king's sofa does not have a bench, so the floor tiles at the feet!

[Great orator] Don't lose ten catties and don't change your name: I thought the king forgot about this group 2333

[Niangshou] Mimi Mimei: Damn, how fast are you guys... the confession king in the back row [crying and chirping]

[Group owner] Maomaomao Miaomiaomiao: It’s not that exaggerated, hahahaha, it’s just that the three-dimensional is a bit busy, and I haven’t been on Penguin for a long time.

[Shou ah] Big dolphin: Oh~ busy~ I'm afraid my little heart has been occupied by blue basin friends~

"..." Lin Luozhi decided to play dumb to the end.

[Group owner] Maomaomaiao: What are you talking about?

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: It seems that the king really doesn't know?

[Total Shou] Mimi Mimei: I don't know why I always feel that I can't trust the king very much.

Lin Luozhi: "..." Although I guessed it right in fact, I still believe in ballyou!

[Great orator] Don’t change your name if you don’t lose ten catties: Great King, see if this is your blue pot friend@⑨

[Group owner] Maomaomaiaomiaomiao: Why are you so sure that I will have blue pot friends? Hey! [laugh cry

As Lin Luozhi typed this sentence, he moved faster than anyone else into the Penguin named ⑨ to look through his speech records.If I was just skeptical at first, I was sure when I saw the special photo I just wrote a few days ago. This guy is definitely Mao Jiubenmao. I cheated to celebrate his birthday while showing off... unforgivable! !

Maojiu is very wronged: It is obviously not to show off, but to ask the group of friends for help out of the spirit of rigorous operation.

Lin Luozhi kept smiling, feeling that the little volcano in his heart was boiling and preparing to erupt: Excellent, but he can even open a trumpet to deceive people.I've been kept in the dark.Actually, before confirming the relationship, he pretended to inadvertently reveal the identity of Lanpenyou.

And...it's actually a rare person who gets welcome treatment from me personally!I even sent him an emoticon pack!

Thinking of this, Lin Luozhi felt even more distressed.

"Luozhi." Lin Luozhi was sitting on a chair outside the home textile area quietly stabilizing his emotions when Mao Jiu suddenly ran over and called out.Anyway, it was Mao Jiu's intention to change the bed, so Lin Luozhi simply ignored it and let him make troubles by himself.At this time he was approaching, Lin Luozhi didn't know what he was guilty of, he could only blame it for not being ready for a showdown, and quickly switched the page to the forum homepage.

"Ah." Lin Luozhi focused on browsing the forum, and answered absently, "What's the matter?"

Mao Jiu asked him: "Are you seasick?"

"No." Lin Luozhi didn't know why he asked this suddenly, and replied casually, "I'm just a little afraid of heights, nothing else is wrong."

"I'm relieved." Mao Jiu suddenly became happy.Just as Lin Luozhi wanted to ask him what to worry about, Mao Jiuji greeted happily, "Master, this is what I want. Thank you for your hard work. Please send it to Room 301, [-]rd Floor, No. y, Road x."

Lin Luoyi looked up in surprise, and saw two strong workers passing by carrying a big bed, and Mao Jiu was carrying a large transparent bag with a red ball inside, embroidered with mandarin ducks?Or some other bird... that looks like a quilt?Wait a minute, right?Mandarin ducks are happy?

Lin Luozhi felt that she could not accept this fact: "...What is this?"

Mao Jiu replied with a smile: "It's a four-piece bed."

"Then, what about that?" Lin Luozhi choked, pointing at the back of the worker uncle.

Mao Jiu continued to smile: "It's a kingsize water bed."

Lin Luozhi: "..." What?It's settled so soon?He looked at Maojiu, gestured at the size of the bed, and then estimated the price. He couldn't believe it: "No, you bought it? Did you pay? Can't you return it?"

"Why do you want to withdraw?" Mao Jiu couldn't understand, shrugged and spread his hands, "Didn't I just tell you that ** got a part-time job bonus, and now that I have money, I will pay it off in one lump sum."

Mao Jiu felt that she was very clever and witty canceled the word ghost festival.

Although what he said is the truth, why is his tone so weak.Lin Luozhi frowned, the red sheets on the water bed...it's dangerous no matter how you think about it!Lin Luozhi was silent for a moment, trying to explore the psychological process of her boyfriend's decision: "Why did you think of buying these... models?"

"Because the young lady said that this combination is the perfect match." Mao Jiu pointed at the back and replied very straightforwardly, Lin Luozhi couldn't even see any trace of impurity from his face, "and the young lady said Now, as long as you don’t get seasick, it’s fine to use this water bed, I’ve asked your opinion just now, didn’t I just place an order?”

Lin Luozhi looked at the legendary staff officer, and saw an inexplicably familiar smile on her face: "..." Wait, although I don't get seasick, I do! Help!Who knew you were for this purpose!And why on earth do you get seasick on a water bed and what do you want to do!

Lin Luozhi felt that his current expression must be very exciting.

"Is there anything else you want to buy?" Mao Jiu asked Lin Luozhi for his opinion, and after getting a negative answer without hesitation, he poked him on the shoulder and urged, "Then let's go back quickly, the master should be in a hurry .”

"Ah—I really need to buy something else." Lin Luozhi pressed his fist to his chin, thinking hard, "But I can't remember...why can't I remember..."

very good!Think of midnight like this!Don't go back!

Mao Jiu poked his hand from his back to his waist: "Can't I buy it next time if I don't remember it?"

"No." Lin Luozhi dodged to avoid it, and insisted stubbornly, "I can't think of it, I will have trouble sleeping and eating, and I have to buy it today."

"Well... what you need... I know!" Mao Jiu frowned and thought, suddenly his eyes lit up, he clapped his hands, put the bag at Lin Luozhi's feet and ran away, "wait for me .”

Lin Luozhi black question mark.jpg: Meow meow?I don't even know what he knows? ? ?

Mao Jiu got into the middle of the shelf, but Lin Luozhi couldn't see his figure, so he could only wait in the same place boredly as he said, rolling his toes on the ground.Maojiu came back within a minute. Lin Luozhi suppressed her curiosity and asked casually, "What did you buy?"

"Come here." Mao Jiu beckoned to him mysteriously, and Lin Luozhi couldn't help but move closer.Mao Jiu was carrying a black bag, looked left and right to see if there was no one there, and then opened it to show Lin Luozhi, "Here, right?"

Ha ha.Lin Luozhi looked at the colorful bag of things that he could still recognize as lotion and condoms based on his learning experience, and pulled the corner of his mouth with difficulty.Yes, that's right... a ghost!

"Let's go." Lin Luozhi didn't say anything more, and grabbed Mao Jiu's sleeve and dragged it out. He didn't dare to look at the eyes of the people around him. He always felt that there were malicious smiles in them.

Well I think we'd better go home and talk.Don't be ashamed outside.

Mao Jiu got his wish and stuffed a water bed covering 80.00% of the floor area into the bedroom, as well as Lin Luozhi's water-red sheet that made Lin Luozhi's eyes hot every time he looked at it.The only thing that dissatisfied him was that some indescribable props were confiscated by Lin Luozhi. Mao Jiu curled his lips and muttered in his heart.

To be reasonable, we gods are all able to open and hang, really think I can't find it?Innocent.

Lin Luozhi was distracted by Mao Jiu's bluffing, and only then remembered that there was still a debt to settle.Lin Luozhi swore that he wanted to talk about it, but he was thrown on the bed as soon as he entered the door.Mao Jiu pressed his shoulders, kissed his eyebrows along the tip of his nose all the way to his chin, and then happily rolled around on the bed with his arms around his shoulders. A suppressed gasp could be heard from a distance: "Luozhi...do you like our new bed? Will this make you dizzy?"

Lin Luozhi didn't know what he was excited about at all, he just felt that his heart was beating fast: "..." Can you stop worrying about whether you are dizzy or not!Even if I wasn't dizzy at first, I'd have to vomit if I was turned upside down by you, okay?

"You drive first." Lin Luozhi pressed Mao Jiu's chest, pushing him away with great effort.Mao Jiu didn't force him, but sat cross-legged on the bed, muttering dissatisfiedly.Lin Luozhi was having a headache. He felt that his master had mutated since he cultivated into a human form. He was like a dog. It was easy to hug and hold him high. OK.

Mao Jiu raised the corners of her lips and smiled evilly: It's just letting go of yourself, bah, you're calmly facing your heart, is it wrong?

"Mao Jiu, do you have something to hide from me?" Lin Luozhi moved a small stool and sat by the bed, looking at Mao Jiu with a serious face.He controlled his gaze not to glance at the bed. Staying away from dangerous people is one thing, but on the other hand... the water bed is really comfortable, so I don't want to talk about business!

Wang Gejuju, who has always been distasteful of his integrity, said that he did not want to admit that he had a little expectation of his own mosaic in his heart.

Mao Jiu played with his fingers absently, looking at Lin Luozhi with burning eyes.It's fine if you haven't thought about a certain aspect, but you have to hold back after knowing everything, and the original small interest becomes a must: "What do you mean?"

Lin Luo subconsciously avoided his gaze.It is true to say that there is warmth in the sight. Being stared at by such a naked/naked beast, everything seems to be invisible.Lin Luozhi quietly moved her buttocks, and sat further back with her legs clamped tightly, before she pretended to be calm and said, "About...you are in a certain fan group."

Wait, why am I guilty?

"You know all about it?" Mao Jiu suddenly smiled, Lin Luozhi's expected panic did not appear at all, "What do they call you? King? Wang Gejuju? You also have a leg pendant? How do you do these? Didn't you tell me?"

Lin Luozhi was stunned by his barrage of questions, and didn't react immediately: "..."? ? ?This script is wrong?The guilty conscience of not being caught should at least have the guilt of deliberately concealing it, right?What's with this attitude?Is he questioning me now? !

"If you know it, you know it." Mao Jiu sneered and stood up suddenly.Lin Luozhi swallowed, and when he saw the approaching figure, he got up subconsciously and wanted to escape, but the movement was too slow, and he didn't even see how the operation was done. Mao Jiu was already standing in front of him, with his knees bent and stuck. Get between his legs, pinning him firmly to the chair.

Mao Jiu scratched his feet in his heart: Oh, it was said that we gods would cheat but didn’t listen, are you stupid now?

"..." Lin Luozhi didn't dare to move at all, the card hurt if she moved too tight.He was a little afraid to look at Maojiu, obviously he should have been the one who had reasoned at the beginning, but the situation turned around at some point, and now he seems to be at a disadvantage.

And... being forced like this... seems a little... no no no I can't be a jittery M!Lin Luozhi thought desperately.

"If I remember correctly, there are other cat pictures in the group photo album?" Mao Jiu bent down, wrapped one hand around Lin Luo's neck, wrapped him in his arms, bit his ear and whispered Said, "Who is the uploader? Let me think about it, oops, I suddenly can't remember, you should know, Wang Gejuju?"

Lin Luozhi could hardly breathe.Don't say such an embarrassing line, okay!What do you think you are acting?If the domineering president doesn't control it well, he's the second idiot of the old Wang's next door!

...but why am I so excited? Hey!

"No, I..." Lin Luozhi opened his mouth with difficulty. He felt that his ears were not burning like his own, "I just, academic exchange, um..."

"Really?" Mao Jiu whispered close to his ear, her voice seemed to be ringing in his head, and Lin Luozhi's heartbeat was roaring in his chest.He swallowed, and just as he was about to explain something, Mao Jiu's lips sucked it up.

"But I'm not happy." Mao Jiu said vaguely while kissing him, "I want to punish you."

Then Lin Luozhi had no chance to speak.After being pressed on the chair for a while, he slumped on the chair with his eyes wide open, and slowly pondered over it with his whole body limp.

Is there something wrong... ah.If you learn badly, you learn badly.It's a tricky trick, old iron.