After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Maojiu didn’t expect that he would live such a nine-to-five life. The only advantage is that he can set his own working hours, which are all based on the minimum working hours.

As a man, you should actively support your family.Mao Jiu thought proudly.

Recently, the human world and the demon world have been quite peaceful. On the first day Mao Jiu took office, he set the rules and made some rectifications. Most of the demons have accepted the influence of new ideas and have successfully followed the rules and laws.Mao Jiu found a few reliable cat demons in the demon world as assistants, and trained them to improve their force value. Generally, they suppressed them on the spot, and called him for help if they couldn't solve it.

It is said that technology changes life, that's right, mobile phones are such convenient and fast products that every monster should have them.Maojiu used it easily by himself, so he turned around and applied for funds from Nuwa, and equipped each of his capable cadres with one, and the small officials were very happy.

Nuwa must have known about his series of actions, and Mao Jiu was not surprised at all.But the fact is that nothing major went wrong in the work, but the demon world was managed in an orderly manner.As a leader, as long as there are achievements in work, and you are not caught by pink eye disease, you can turn a blind eye and close one eye if you play a little trick.

Mao Jiu's mind became active again.

There are only two days left until the National Day, and Maojiu thinks that Lin Luozhi's birthday is coming soon. After all, it is the first serious birthday since he became a boyfriend, so he has to express it anyway.He had a bold idea before, and he just called all the demons to open the demon world meeting after work this day.

"Friends, please be quiet and listen to me." Mao Jiu saw that almost all the people flying in the sky and swimming in the water were coming, so she stood on the small mountain bag specially used for meetings, cleared her throat, and waved her hands to announce Said, "It's like this, I'm going to bring someone here in two days..."

There was an instant commotion underneath, all the demons, big and small, were whispering: "What? Master Ninth actually wants to bring humans here?" "Is there any big festival recently? You want to celebrate it so grandly?" "Men or women? Huh? Do you know? A man or a woman?" "I hope it's a man, I heard that men have chewy." "Are you stupid, men are smelly and hard, or women are better, tender and crisp." "Have you ever eaten ?!" "I heard what the tiger demon said..."

"..." Mao Jiu kept smiling, but the blue veins popping out on his forehead still gave away his current mood.The discussion was buzzing, but unfortunately, his hearing was so good that he heard everything without saying a word.

Just when the little demons were discussing with great interest whether to braise in soy sauce or braise in yellow, Mao Jiu finally couldn't bear it and yelled loudly: "Quiet!"

The movement like a supermarket clearance sale disappeared in an instant, and the bottom was as quiet as a chicken, accompanied by a desolate monster wind.

"I warn you, I brought him here to play, not to give you extra meals." Mao Jiu paced up and down on the small mountain bag with his hands behind his back, and said with a calm face, it can be said that he was very angry, " Monsters in the new era should be ashamed of eating people. Have you read all the eight honors and eight disgraces I have given you? Have you memorized them clearly? This is the first one! I didn’t remember the beginning, so you can imagine what the hell will look like later! "

A rabbit weakly raised its hand and asked, "Master Ninth, what should we eat?"

Mao Jiu was still angry, and his expression was very blunt: "Go eat your grass."

A squirrel spirit immediately asked a question: "Master Ninth, what should we eat?"

Mao Jiu said unhappily: "Go knock your pine cone."

A tiger spirit questioned at the end: "Master Ninth, what should we eat?"

"..." Mao Jiu looked at the cat in front of him, and after three seconds of silence, said, "Go and drink your northwest wind."

"..." Even my family was treated like this, and now it was completely quiet.

"Ask me, where do so many problems come from?" Mao Jiu waved his hands after solving the discordant voice, and immediately became angry again, "To be honest, I can only talk but can't do it, and I can't do it when I talk about it. You are the worst class I have ever led!"

The magpie who was on the sidelines retorted with a sharp voice: "Master Ninth, Empress Nuwa said that you are just a nine-tailed cat demon who just took office. Let us all be more natural and not have a sense of generation gap."

Mao Jiu was choked, and became angry from embarrassment: "You are the only one who has a mouth to chatter all day long!"

The magpie spirit was very appreciative and said, "Chachacha."

"..." Mao Jiu decided not to argue with the idiot son of the landlord's family, turned his head to look at the demons, his tone softened and became sincere, "This is the case, the day after tomorrow is his birthday, and for human beings, birthday is It's a very special day, so I want to leave him with a memory that will last a lifetime. But I haven't figured out how to do it..."

Squirrel Spirit interjected curiously: "Master Ninth, who is 'he'?"

Mao Jiu looked at the dark crowd of bachelors below, and puffed up her chest proudly: "My boyfriend is a very good novelist."

The hamster spirit asked the rabbit spirit next to her in a low voice: "What is a boyfriend? Can you eat it?"

Rabbit Jing thought for a while, and translated to her in another way: "A boyfriend is a spouse."

"Oh~boyfriend is a spouse~" the hamster spirit suddenly realized and repeated with a drawn out voice, and then asked a new question, "Then Master Nine will have a kitten soon?"

"This..." Rabbit Jing glanced at Mao Jiu, bit his nails and thought for a while, then shook his head, "Isn't it possible? My boyfriend is a male, and Master Jiu is also a male. How can I give birth to a kitten?"

"Ah~ there is no kitten~" the hamster spirit shook his ears in great disappointment.

Mao Jiu, who heard every word, slowly raised his hand to cover his eyes: "..." The main premise is already reproductive isolation, so don't think about such small issues as gender, hey!

"So do you have any suggestions?" Mao Jiu realized that it was almost time to get off work, so she decided to make a quick decision and forcibly brought the topic back on track.There was silence for a while, and the magpie spirit first raised its wings to express its opinion: "Let's have a party! I can take out five dried caterpillars from my collection!"

As if a drop of oil splashed into the frying pan, the atmosphere exploded in an instant.

Rabbit Jing raised his ears and said, "I will produce six carrots!"

The hamster spirit shook his little tail and said, "I'll produce seven corn kernels!"

The squirrel spirit gritted her teeth and stomped her feet: "Eight top pine cones!"

Tiger Spirit felt that the best time to please the leader had come, so he waved his hands proudly: "Ten smoked red meat sausages!"

Cat Nine: "..." Why did you just skip Nine?Why are you skipping nine?Is there anything wrong with me? !

And... Mao Jiu imagined the scene where Lin Luozhi happily came to the demon world to prepare for his birthday, but was surrounded by a bunch of caterpillars, pine cones and carrots, and suddenly felt horrified with despair.

...This will definitely be broken up!

"Don't Master Ninth like it?" The hamster spirit was the first to notice his indescribable expression, and whispered timidly, "I can put corn kernels into a heart shape..."

oh.I don't feel comforted.Mao Jiu glanced at her, and it was not easy to refuse such a small person directly. When she was racking her brains to think about how to say "Your idea is very good, but I don't think it is suitable", the turtle spirit who had been silent Slowly opened the mouth: "I think... the old saying is good... do what you like... Since Master Jiu's boyfriend is a novelist... he must like books very much... As for the food that Xiaotu and the others want to contribute... I saw a kind of food collage in the human world...it's very interesting...you can still eat it after putting it together...you can try it..."

Mao Jiu's eyes lit up when she thought of the cabinet full of books in Lin Luo's house: You are indeed the veteran of the demon world!Talking is different!What a great idea!

"Then do as the old man said." Mao Jiuyi clapped his hands and made a decision, "Let's have a party on the back mountain the day after tomorrow, and all the demons who participated in the decoration are on holiday, so you can invite more friends to play together. Don't worry, I'll take care of it if something goes wrong."

"Okay!" Speaking of being able to play for a whole day without having to work, and meeting mysterious newcomers, the little demons were very excited.After Mao Jiu finished speaking, the group of monsters dispersed, and they all ran home to move their food reserves.After all, the tortoise spirit is well-informed. Mao Jiu asked him to teach the little demons how to make legendary food collages to decorate the back mountain, while he ran back to the human world to prepare the books he wanted to use.

Book... What book do you want... Mao Jiu frowned and thought.There are many books written by Lin Luozhi, but he didn't read them at all. He just read what Lin Luozhi wrote from the beginning, and now he can't answer what he likes.Mao Jiu was worried, so he opened a group and planned to ask.

Since the last time she exposed the fact that she didn't even know her birthday, Mao Jiu hadn't spoken in the group again.On the one hand, it is guilt, on the other hand, it is not knowing what to say.Anyway, he is not afraid of the slanting shadow. If he is a relative or a friend, he is a relative or a friend. He did not do enough in the past, but isn't he making up for it now?

Maojiu who thinks this way doesn't think there is a problem with his use of idioms at all.

There were quite a lot of people at this point, but as soon as Mao Jiu appeared, the atmosphere became lively again.After all, no stone hammer was picked up. Based on past experience, this "relative and friend" is still somewhat credible. Everyone voluntarily turned over this page.

[Great orator]⑨: Well... I would like to ask, if I want to give the king a book on his birthday, what book should I give?

[Total Shou] Mimi Mimei: Since you asked the question sincerely——

[Shou] Ri Yueming: Then I will tell you mercifully——

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: Of course it is his own book!And it must be the one that has been collected from the first book!There is also a special signature!Nothing less can reflect your sincerity!

[Total Shou] Mimi Mimei: Your legs are well said!

[Shou ah] Ri Yueming: Applause, clap, clap!

[Administrator] Me!cat!Make money! : Upstairs seriously? ? ?Who will send books on birthday? Hey, are you his father? 2333

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: Of course it is serious!Collect all the specially-signed editions and hold a reminiscence exhibition, let Wang Gejuju wander in the achievements he has made step by step... Ah!How touching!How romantic!

[Great orator] Don't lose ten catties and don't change your name: If you succeed...please let us appreciate this priceless gift.

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: Move a small bench and sit well and wait 111

[Administrator] Me!cat!Make money! : Hey, this is your real purpose! !

[Great Speaker]⑨: Okay, thank you for your suggestions, I will prepare right now.

[Total Shou] Mimi Mimei: Wait a minute!Nine Seriously?The king has been writing articles for almost ten years, and every time a Zhite sign is in the state of being bombed...Is this impossible? ? ?

[Great orator] Don't lose ten catties without changing your name: What is the origin of Nine? ! [shocked] [shocked]

[Great orator] Wang Gejuju's leg pendant: It seems that he has offended someone... I was wrong, big brother, I was wrong!You must not take it seriously!

Mao Jiu really took it seriously.He squeezed his chin and thought: Seeing his past or something... It's so memorable!good!Just do it!

Lin Luozhi, who was reading the outline of the new article, suddenly sneezed: It seems that someone is thinking of me?