After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Lin Luozhi was very angry.

"You are alone now, do you understand?" Lin Luozhi waved his hands around the room, "You can't be so willful anymore, since you decide to live in the human world, you have to listen to me and learn to adapt to this place Many things in my life are different from yours.”

Mao Jiuduan sat upright on the edge of the bed and listened to the leader's speech, with his hands neatly placed on his knees together, and the whole thing was well-behaved in bold and underlined capital letters.jpg: "Okay."

"..." Lin Luozhi resisted the urge to rush over and rub the big tail—it was in this form when Mao Jiu appeared in the room, and he knew without thinking that the reason must be "because you like me Just don’t put it away”——Forcing myself to talk about serious things, “Let’s make an agreement in three chapters first, it’s agreed, no refutation is allowed, and it’s resolutely implemented.”

Just as Mao Jiu wanted to ask why, he remembered "no rebuttal, resolute implementation", and swallowed it: "Okay."

"First, you must not expose the fact that you are not human outside."

Mao Jiu felt that there was no problem at all: "Okay."

"Second, keep your distance and don't cling to me all the time."

Mao Jiu felt a bit reluctant: "This...Okay." Anyway, he should respond first, and he can't say what the specific speed is, what can he do with me when he sees it.The clever Cat Nine secretly thought.

"Third, don't come into my room without my permission."

"Why?" This Mao Jiu couldn't bear it anymore, if he let go, wouldn't he never want to enter the house?

Lin Luozhi stretched out two index fingers and made a cross in front of his mouth: "No rebuttal."

"I didn't refute, I just want to know the reason." Mao Jiu continued to ask stubbornly, "What about when it becomes a cat? Isn't it okay?"

"..." Lin Luozhi realized that he had nothing to say.He was silent for three seconds, and resorted to the second big move: "Did you forget what you just promised? Resolutely implement it."

Mao Jiu was very sad: "You were not like this before, you will soon make up for me."

Lin Luozhi couldn't help but touch her forehead: "That's just a trick, how many times have I told you not to mess with emojis."

"Okay, let's go." Mao Jiu corrected her words in a polite manner.

"Now, turn around and go to the living room to play by yourself." For some reason, Lin Luozhi found it a little funny to see such a big man so embarrassed.He covered his mouth and coughed lightly to cover up his bad taste, "I'm going to work."

Mao Jiu glanced at him resentfully again, as if to see if he would change his mind. Of course, it was impossible for Lin Luozhi to give up the initiative.Mao Jiu lowered the corners of his mouth, with displeasure written all over his face, he turned around and went out, muttering.

Awesome, all the problems in the future can be solved by these eight-character mantras, if the first one doesn't work, go to the second one, it will definitely change all his bad habits.Lin Luozhi watched him leave obediently and nodded in satisfaction.

As soon as Mao Jiu left the room, he turned back into a cat and vented his anger in the living room.The drawing paper was torn to pieces, the pile of manuscript paper that had just been tidied up was torn all over the floor, the special pillow on the sofa also suffered, the thread that was already extremely fragile was completely broken, and the cotton wool was in pieces fall out.

Anyway, he can't do anything to cats, and he can't do anything to me.Mao Jiu thought to herself while the husky possessed her body.

After making the house a mess again, Mao Jiu suddenly became discouraged.With his head drooping, he walked to the edge of the balcony, jumped up all of a sudden, lying limply on the railing in a daze with his limbs hanging in the air.There is a faint shadow of the moon in the sky, and there is a faint yellowish color hidden behind the clouds, just like his mood that cannot be clear at the moment.

What... I don't want to be a human anymore?

Mao Jiu flicked her tail in frustration, frantically trying to get back to the past before recovering her memory, and only after realizing her wish did she realize that the facts may not be good.When you don't know, you can still lie to yourself. You only need to eat, drink, sleep and sleep every day. When you know, you will rush to find all kinds of bad things.

No... so I really became greedy, right?

I finally understand why some demons in the storybooks don't want to be human anymore. Being human is so troublesome.Mao Jiu pursed his lips, tilted his head and rested his arms on his arms in a daze.Just when he was about to brainwash himself until he lost his memory again, a lazy greeting came from the opposite balcony.

——Cat Nine?You're back?

Mao Jiu looked up with a sad expression, and saw Bai Bai squinting and yawning.

——Yeah... how do you know?

After yawning in vain, he turned over and looked up at him teasingly.

——Wei Ying told me all about it.He looked like he was dying, why, did he have trouble with your shit shovel again?

Mao Jiu didn't bother to think about why the two of them hooked up together, nor did she bother to care about her penetrating eyes.He is also in a hurry to go to the doctor. He urgently needs a dutiful tree hole now, and it is best to give some constructive suggestions on the actual situation, otherwise the fire in his heart will really depress him to death.

——What do you mean?When I was a cat, he wished he could spoil me to heaven, but when I came back to heaven, he would keep his distance.Ah, isn't it good now?He thought it would be fine to pet the cat, and there was one more person to help with the work.But he didn't appreciate it at all, so let's just talk about the afternoon, what's wrong with entering a room, what's wrong with asking a few questions, this doesn't work, that doesn't work, human beings really don't understand.

Bai Bai listened absent-mindedly, while washing his nails carefully.After Mao Jiu finished complaining, she lazily answered.

——You just say that you feel displeased at being out of favor, why do you have so much and nothing?After all, you just care about his attitude. If you want to change someone else, you might listen?

"..." Mao Jiu really thought about it seriously, and found that what she said was all the truth.

It hurts Lao Bai.

——Let me tell you this, if you deal with humans as a human, you can no longer use the straightforward method before.Just talking about your shit shoveler, the fan filter, tsk tsk tsk, I wish you would tear down his house and praise how cute and lively, can you believe it?You are a human being now, so it’s okay for a cat to act like it’s ignorant, but if a human still does this, then it’s a bad thing.

"..." Mao Jiu felt cold sweat dripping from his forehead: "Wait... wait a minute, let's clean up the house again."

——And the key problem is that your shit shoveler already knows that you are not an ordinary cat, even if you change back to a cat, the effectiveness will be reduced by half, because he knows that you can actually understand.So you have to learn to attack your heart, understand?

Mao Jiu shook his head honestly.

In vain, he sighed bitterly.

——Okay, then tell me what you did in the afternoon.

So Mao Jiu described what happened after the hospital.If it wasn't for the long distance in the middle and she didn't want to let herself fall because of lack of agility, Bai Bai would almost jump over and flick his forehead.

—Are you Sarah?Have you ever talked to someone like that?

Mao Jiu retorted unconvinced.

— But what I said is true.

Bai Bai covered his eyes unbearably.

—I know what you said is true.See that ugly kid downstairs?With the degree of hypocrisy of human beings, when they can't boast that they look good, they will say that they look really healthy.

Mao Jiu nodded with a vague understanding.

--so?

——So you can’t directly ask why, why why, where come so many why.For example, if you go into his room, when he won't let you in, you can't just ask why he won't let you in. Do you think you're still that cute little cat who can only meow?You have to make a fool of yourself first, saying that it’s boring and deserted outside and you miss him, and so on, can he just drive you away?

oh!Understood!Mao Jiu's eyes lit up in a flash, and he hurriedly listened to the notebook.

——Let’s say he won’t let you cling to him. In the beginning, you can mostly exist in the form of a cat, which he can’t resist.Then the time to become a human will gradually increase, and don't erase your original character, occasionally act coquettishly and subdue, give him some sweetness, and use your strength to lock him in.I'm not bragging, if you really work hard, there is no human in this world that our cats can't conquer.

While brushing and taking notes, Mao Jiu felt passionately that she had been involved in a perilous annual palace fight.

——He still has old feelings for you, you have to use this to make him accept, adapt, and rely on your existence.At that time, you will be able to secure your position in the main palace, why worry about whether you want to or not?

Although there seemed to be some problems with the expression, Mao Jiu couldn't help casting a surprised look at Bai Bai.

——How do you know so much?

Bai Bai raised his paws and snorted proudly.

——What kind of "Women's Scheming" and "The Legend of the Harem", I don't want to watch it with Sister Ying, how can I not understand this little trick?

"..." Maojiu remained silent, reaffirming the idea just now: You must never provoke women casually, even female cats, it's really terrible.

——Then what should I do now?He won't let me into his room anymore, it's so boring to be alone every day.

Mao Jiu frowned again when she thought of this serious problem.

——He said you won’t let him in, so you really won’t?Remember, not only to enter, but also to let him invite you to enter. At that time, he was obsessed with your petty temper, so don't lower your self-worth too much.

Cat Nine blinked.

--How to say?

Bai Bai pinched his chin and pondered for a moment.

——Hmm...yesterday was Tanabata in the human world, have you prepared anything?

Only then did Mao Jiu remember the roses and crystal ball that had been thrown somewhere.

——Yes, there are...but they are not new.

After hearing this adjective in vain, his expression frightened.

—You didn’t prepare dead birds and rats, did you?

Mao Jiu became angry from embarrassment.

—Who would do such a thing!Is it a rose?Fifteen flowers!The flower language is "the one who keeps you"!

Baibai let out a snort, laughing until his stomach was shaking.

——Okay, Maojiu, can't you see being so boring and still "guarding your people"?Hahahahahahaha I can laugh at this meme for a year, if you can, you must tell Wei Ying to make him laugh too hahahaha...

Mao Jiu was so angry that his tail exploded, and he wanted to jump over to fight on the spot.

--shut up!Do not laugh!

Wiping tears in vain and waving at him again and again.

——No, don't laugh, stop laughing hahahaha... Isn't this a good fuss?The apology gift bought casually on the roadside was specially prepared because I was too concerned about the Qixi Festival gift he forgot, it all depends on your words, understand?

Mao Jiu clenched his fist suddenly.

--clear!

There was the sound of the door opening from the opposite room, Bai Bai shook his ears, and got up to meet his own shit-shoveling officer.Mao Jiu called her to stop, she seemed a little embarrassed.

——That...the last question.

Bai Bai said impatiently.

--Say.

Mao Jiu looked up expectantly.

——What if I want to sleep on his bed tonight?

Bai Bai felt that he was about to blow his hair, and was pissed off by this male cat with a negative EQ and still struggling.

——Don’t ask me such questions!You dog guys... no, cats... not... anyway, you can figure it out!