After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

"You are really capable, Mao Jiu, you actually lost two lives for the same human being? Do you have to change your name to Mao Qi Xiaoguai?" Wei Ying taunted very dissatisfied, tinkering with Mao Jiu. tinker.

Mao Jiu couldn't move, and lay floating on the recuperation pool behind Wa Palace, enjoying the transpiration of immortal energy while arguing with Wei Ying: "This shows my single-mindedness and my strength. Look, I only lost two Fate, that fellow Huamao lost all eight of his life."

"I mean to say that you still have face?" Wei Ying finished the misplaced bone, and gave Mao Jiudu some fairy energy to heal his wounds, "I didn't say that you should lose weight, and I almost didn't feel tired when I dragged you back. kill me."

"Ahem." Mao Jiu cleared his throat, and forcibly shook the blame, "If you don't want to drag me back, then don't stand idly by, you can't even make a call, what do you want?"

Wei Ying has seen through everything and said that he will not take this issue: "That is your grievance, if I really interfere, you will not kill me? Besides, I wanted to call, but I didn't expect to bring melon seeds today. It’s really delicious to eat with the scene of the fight.”

Mao Jiu: "..." This way of whitewashing really makes people want to turn their faces.

"Cat Jiu? How is Mao Jiu?" Nuwa came before he could hear, and came in like a gust of wind, and saw Mao Jiu lying dead there.After completing the mission of the guard camp, he retreated very consciously. Nuwa took his place, and unceremoniously tapped and pinched Mao Jiu, as if weighing a piece of meat on a chopping board: "Not bad, not bad, guarding the camp." The technique is getting more and more proficient, I will add a chicken leg to you later."

"..." Mao Jiu twisted her face in pain, cold sweat dripping down her cheeks: what the hell is it to say that you love someone?Feel like I'm in a black shop? ? ?

After Nuwa finished the inspection, she stretched out her hand to pat Mao Jiu's forehead. Mao Jiu felt her limbs loosen, and when she came back to her senses, she was already standing on the ground.He gritted his teeth and moved his muscles and bones. Although he still felt a little stiff, it was much better than when he was dragged back, at least he was no longer in a state of unconsciousness except consciousness.

"That..." Mao Jiu twisted his wrist, glanced at Nu Wa, then at Wei Ying: "...Thank you."

Nu Wa's eyes widened in amazement, Wei Ying's reaction became more intense, and he jumped over to break his eyelids: "Let me see, let me see... who are you, you dare to occupy Mao Jiu's shell? How many messes have I cleaned up?" , This is the first time I heard the word thank you from this mouth, hey, interesting."

Nu Wa echoed in agreement: "11111"

"Do you want love or not!" Mao Jiu slapped his hand away angrily, with a bewildered blush on his face.He cleared his throat pretentiously, and turned to look at Nuwa, "Mother, is everything settled? When can I go back?"

"Ah, I forgot if you didn't mention it." Nuwa clapped her hands together, following his train of thought to forcibly change the subject, "Mao Jiu, I have to tell you some good news. After repeated negotiations between your wise and powerful boss and your superiors, The old man Jade Emperor promised to let you take a paid vacation, and you can stay in the human world at ordinary times. You will be completely free when the next nine-tailed civet passes the trial. Also, the heavenly soldiers have already gone to hunt down the accomplices of the cat. There is no one who can beat the head and the head."

When Mao Jiu heard the words "stay in the human world", Mao Jiu's eyes lit up.

Nuwa used her fingernails to figure out what he was planning: "I mean, you can stay in the human world until you receive the order, but you are a person with a job after all, so you can't be too lax. The human world and the demon world go around more, patrol and patrol, and report to me in time if there is any abnormality. The heavens will assign tasks from time to time, and you must be ready to obey the arrangement at any time, can these be done?"

Although I still have a little regret that I can't completely get out of control, but the situation is much better than expected.Mao Jiu straightened her back and replied without hesitation: "Yes."

"Very good." Nuwa smiled with satisfaction and snapped her fingers, then suddenly changed face, pushed Mao Jiu and walked out quickly, "You, now, immediately, immediately, go back to your human world, hurry up The human update whose real name is Lin Luozhi and whose pen name is Wang Ge ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Is it true that one or two are so unreliable!"

"???" Mao Jiu with a confused face: What's the situation now?Are you going to drive me away?Ah, isn’t the one who shovels shit at my house always full marks for cheating? How could it be broken?

"Who knows if it was duplicity that threw you away, and she was so guilty that she accidentally typed." Nuwa raised her eyebrows, looked at Maojiu with a teasing face, and then leaned into his ear, complaining mysteriously in a low voice, " You don’t know, right? A gold-best essay that went viral a while ago was written by a male writer who is said to specialize in drama, it’s called "My Love/Things with Cats", tsk tsk tsk, listen to the name, tsk tsk tsk."

"..." Mao Jiu knew what she meant, but she didn't dare to think about it, or she couldn't believe it.How could Nu Wa let go of this wonderful opportunity, seeing Mao Jiu's distressed expression, she continued to add fuel to the flames: "Oh~Me and Mao~oh~love/thing~oh~it's super real and super beautiful~"

Looking at the face full of gossip and gossip, Mao Jiu sighed sincerely: "...Your Majesty, you are so idle."

Nu Wa was very angry, having a subordinate who was not interested in this and was still obsessed with honesty really made the fairy feel bad, "Go, go, go, what else do you want to do, I will take your skin off."

So Mao Jiu was packed and thrown back with a sword.Of course, dangerous items like swords cannot pass the security check in the human world. Mao Jiu felt that the biggest gain from going back to the heaven was to get a new portable space—well, this is his own blind name, in fact It is a bottomless pit that can be summoned by chanting formulas.There are also several ways of transportation to return to the human world. Nuwa sent a big eagle to send him outside the gate of heaven, and then let him go back by himself.

Ah...Fly...Fly...Fly...Why haven't we arrived yet...Mao Jiu is heading home, the goal is clear, but the journey is a bit long, or it may be because the mood is too urgent , setting off time more slowly.

Ah... What is the shoveler doing now... I want to see him, I want to see him, I want to see him... Mao Jiu feels that he is such a boring person, it's probably been a long time since I saw him, the little thoughts that are deliberately hidden in front of Miss It's so insignificant that I can't help but be honest.

Oh, Master Jiu, I just thought about it, what's the matter?Mao Jiu groaned in his heart, couldn't rest his hands, and scratched blindly in his very powerful portable space while flying.After Wei Ying taught him how to use it, he threw the sword into it casually. As for the other things inside, he really didn't think about it, so he was stunned when he touched a thin piece of paper at this time.

Huh?what is this?

Mao Jiu was very puzzled, and pulled out his hand to take a look, his eyes widened in an instant: This is... Grandpa Mao? !

As a cat demon who has been in the human world for many years, how can Mao Jiu not know something like Ruanmeibi?The reason he was surprised was that the folded hands of Grandpa Mao were as thick as his entire palm, and it was estimated that the total... well, it was too much to estimate.

"..." Mao Jiu's speed unknowingly slowed down.He was a little at a loss. After all, he never needed to use this thing himself, so he forgot its value in the human world.Just now I was patronizing eating whales, only then did I see that this wad of money was tied up with a thin rope, and a small note was tied to it.

Mao Jiu turned the note over and saw that there was a row of small characters on it that matched the doctor's medical certificate. After reading it for a long time, she even guessed and figured out: the agreed paid vacation!Randomly grab some from the old man's small treasury and spend it as you like!The condition is to remind the manuscript to remind the manuscript, hurry up and remind the manuscript, and take it back before it has been updated!Remember! ——Your smart, cute, gentle, generous, clever and caring fairy boss.

Mao Jiu gave a snort of disdain, then carefully put a few pieces of money into his body pocket.

Oh, this is really a dirty world full of money transactions everywhere that people have to bow their heads.

It was night when we landed in the human world, the sun had already set, and there were no street lights in the remote alleys.This should be the platform leading to another world. Mao Jiu glanced at the empty trash can behind her, and couldn't help sniffing her clothes, feeling a little complicated.

To the cat, this level of darkness was nothing at all. Mao Jiu walked out briskly, barely making a sound.He originally wanted to go home directly, and even started to trot uncontrollably while walking, but slowed down when he was almost downstairs.

I... really just go back like this?

Maojiu stopped at the corner and looked up at the familiar building not far away.It was pitch black inside, and there was no sign of anyone moving. Lin Luozhi might be sleeping, or maybe he wasn't at home at all.

Mao Jiu thought of Lin Luozhi's tired eyes with a forced smile before leaving, and her heart twitched.A timid guilty conscience crept up.

After all, I lied to him, I lied first, is he still angry?Will it still be unacceptable?Will it...

Mao Jiu scratched his hair tangledly, and glanced at the window that had received him countless times.

So what?He could accept me before, and he will now, as long as I can explain and apologize well.

Mao Jiu made up her mind, closed her eyes hard, and finally took the first milestone-like step—then she was stopped.

A little girl in a floral dress stood in front of him, holding a basket and smilingly said, "Brother, buy a bunch of flowers for your girlfriend."

girlfriend?buy flowers?What the hell? ? ?Mao Jiu blinked with a dazed expression.

The little girl saw that he looked out of the ordinary, and tentatively covered her mouth: "Or...boyfriend?"

"No, I..." Mao Jiu didn't know what to think of, her face turned red all of a sudden, she could only wave her hands stiffly, her eyes fluttered.The little girl stomped her feet, with a bit of reproach in her tone: "Oh, today is Qixi Festival, so I can't forget it."

Tanabata?Mao Jiu looked up at the sky, and there seemed to be two figures cuddling each other in the moon behind the clouds, with a curved magpie bridge under their feet, and a few naughty magpies flying around.

Ah...it's Tanabata in the human world.It turned out that it was not his illusion that it seemed more lively than usual just now.Mao Jiu thought very seriously.

Seeing that he was distracted again, the little girl hurriedly took out a wrapped rose and shook it: "Brother, there is nothing that one rose can't solve. At once……"

"Stop, stop, stop, I'll just buy it." Originally, Mao Jiu was a little shy when hearing the first sentence: This is not good... roses or something... Don't misunderstand the poop shovel... After hearing it All that was left was the black lines all over his head. He understood why there was such a saying that money was exchanged for quietness, and he really wanted to do it now.

"Here, brother, look, this card has flower language written on it, how many do you want?" When the little girl heard him say to buy it, she took out a small sign like a magic trick, and Mao Jiu bent over to look at it. What single-mindedness, all love, you are my only one, etc., I always feel that it is not appropriate...

Um?This seems good?Maojiu hesitated for a moment, reached out and clicked on one of the lines: "I want fifteen."

"Oh, 'the one who keeps you', it's rare." The little girl wrapped the bouquet nimbly as she spoke. Maojiu had paid for it, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of a small piece of light golden glitter in the corner of the basket , was immediately attracted, "This is..."

"Ah, you said this." The little girl stretched out her hand and took it out. Mao Jiu saw that it was a small pale yellow crystal ball with little stars cut out of black glitter paper inside, and it flew up lightly in a flash, as if from the sky. Falling in general, it looks very beautiful.

"Here, for you, the yellow crystal ball represents light and happiness, as well as faithful love." Mao Jiu waved his hands again and again. The crystal ball was stuffed into his hand, and he blinked playfully, "No matter what, the other party will definitely like such a thoughtful gift. Happy Qixi Festival, I wish you success!"

Mao Jiu was holding a bouquet of bright red roses, and pinched a miniature crystal ball in his palm.He watched the back of the little girl bouncing and running away, seeing her being rejected once and then changing another target without discouragement, and felt his heart start to boil with excitement.

Yes!I will definitely succeed!

Mao Jiu ran towards Lin Luozhi with a bunch of gifts that he thought were an apology ceremony, but the meaning was actually very indescribable.It is reasonable to say that he is so big and carries so many things that are meaningful at first sight, but on such a special day, it seems to be normal.People around him, alone or in pairs, cast smiling eyes at him, but Mao Jiu didn't notice it, only felt his heart beating out of his chest.

Going home!Going home!Going home!

Finally stepping on the familiar stairs again, Mao Jiu felt like tears were about to burst out.He stood at the door to calm his heartbeat, sniffed again, and took a slow, deep breath.It was quiet behind the door, and Mao Jiu couldn't help showing a smile as he imagined the scene of meeting him later.He tugged on his collar nervously, then carefully knocked on the door three times like a first-time visitor.

Knock, knock, knock.

nothing happened.Mao Jiu thought that he must have missed hearing it in the room, so he knocked harder, but unexpectedly the door opened just like that.

"...?" Mao Jiu's expression froze.A bad premonition rose in his heart, he pulled himself together, opened the door and walked in.

What's happening here? !