After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Mao Jiu was sitting on the sofa in a well-regulated manner, with his hands on his knees and digging. Just now, he came to the door with all his strength, and only then did he realize that he was uncomfortable.

It's crazy.

Lin Luozhi didn't know what to do in the kitchen. Mao Jiu could hear the sound of the water in the electric kettle from stillness to boiling, as well as the occasional footsteps of the man.It is reasonable to say that the hearing of cats is far better than that of humans, but now he doesn't feel much difference. He can hear every movement made by Lin Luozhi clearly.

Maybe it's because I'm more focused.Mao Jiu thought wildly.

The smell of fish wafted from the kitchen, Mao Jiu couldn't help sniffling, and his attention was diverted again.There is no way, the brains of cats and humans are still very different, not to mention that it is normal for cats to humans to not be able to slow down for a while.

Mao Jiu comforted herself: Ah, it smells so good.

"Cat... Mister, it's time to eat." Lin Luozhi put a plate of fish and vegetables on the small table outside, and after deliberating for a long time, he chose a compromise name.When I looked up, I met a pair of bright round eyes—really bright, full of surprise and admiration, the color of the eyes is a rare light golden color, very beautiful, it seems to suck people in when you look at it seriously.

"..." Lin Luozhi's hands trembled when he was seen, and his heart trembled: These eyes are too similar to Mao Jiu, but it's just a resemblance. Mao Jiu doesn't have such eyes.

Maojiu, who pretends to be good and pretends to be wrong: So it's also my fault for being good?Is the one who shovels shit in my house shake M? ? ?

"Cough." Lin Luozhi lowered her eyes, realizing that she had lost her composure just now.He took the bowl and chopsticks and put them on, the chopsticks were all over the rice grains, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw that the person opposite was still sitting there, his hands resting on the edge of the table, and he couldn't help but feel strangely concerned: "Mr. Cat, these don't fit. Appetite?"

"No, no." Mao Jiu hurriedly argued, God knows he was going to be hooked to death by the smell of fish, but...is it embarrassing!Isn't it embarrassing for a cat who has just become a human to not use chopsticks!

"Cough." This time it was Mao Jiu's turn to fake a cough, "Well...my hand is injured and I can't use chopsticks, can I..."

"..." Lin Luozhi glanced at those smooth, flat hands with well-defined joints, and without making a sound, got up and brought him a spoon.

Mao Jiu took it and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.He smiled at Lin Luozhi, and was worried that the smile would be too stiff, after all, he didn't know much about this skill when he was a cat.Fortunately, Lin Luozhi didn't show anything. For a while, there was only the occasional clashing sound of bowls and chopsticks in the room.

Mao Jiu thought while picking fish with a spoon clumsily: Human beings are so fragile, it’s really troublesome to be pricked by fish bones.Ah, so what's the situation now... suddenly going into cold mode?Would it be embarrassing to just eat and eat without talking to anyone?However, I don't know how to chat... Sigh, I can't even control this human form well, so I have to be careful, in the eyes of shoveling shit, I am not a cat nine, and I must not reveal my secrets.

When will I be able to openly be with the shit shoveler... Mao Jiu was so absorbed in picking fish that she didn't notice that Lin Luozhi glanced over here, as if she had an idea.Suddenly there was a section of chopsticks in front of him, and a small pile of green vegetable leaves was piled up in the bowl. Mao Jiu raised his head in shock, and met Lin Luozhi's loving eyes: "Eat more, you are welcome."

You're welcome, I didn't!Mao Jiu's expression at that time was as if the world had collapsed: Qing!vegetable!Actually!Let a cat!eat!green!vegetable!Won't your conscience ache!

... Well, I really won't.

Seeing his reluctance, Lin Luozhi was not only unmoved, but even sighed helplessly as if coaxing a child: "Mr. Cat, don't patronize eating fish, picky eaters will cause nutritional imbalance."

"...Okay." Mao Jiu was very desperate, Mao Jiu couldn't do anything, Mao Jiu could only knock down his front teeth and swallow.

Bear with it, don't show up... But I may be the first cat in the world who has become a sperm and is forced to eat vegetables.Mao Jiu pretended to think indifferently.

"Speaking of which, Mao Jiu is also very picky." Lin Luozhi muttered casually. When Mao Jiu heard his name, he thought that something had been discovered, but he saw that Lin Luozhi was just slowly poking at the rice grains in the bowl. , "Cat Nine likes steamed fish the most. I guess it's because it's fresh, but you seem to be too, Mr. Cat."

"Ah... almost." Maojiu considered how to answer, and the words became, "Our cat family is like this."

"Pfft." Lin Luozhi couldn't help laughing, and Mao Jiu realized what he was talking about belatedly: What the hell is the cat family!Now he must be regarded as the second idiot of Wang Cuihua's family in the village next door!

Maojiu said don't ask him why he knows so much, he said that Weibo is not a good thing.

"Mr. Mao, you are so interesting." Lin Luozhi smiled enough, and Mao Jiu's face was almost familiar.It's not good to become a human being, the lack of hair on the face covers it, and there is no privacy at all.Mao Jiu was a little annoyed.

"Mao Jiu doesn't remember what happened when he was a child, right?" Lin Luozhi swallowed the last bit of vegetables, put down his chopsticks, and leaned slightly towards Mao Jiu, "He has been with me since he was a child. I have been here for two years, and I only came back a few months ago. Mr. Cat, do you know where he went for those two years?"

The distance between the two suddenly narrowed, Mao Jiu stared straight at those eyes that seemed to see through everything, her heart beat a little fast: "...Sorry, I don't know much about this." Mao Jiu swallowed, telling the truth I really want to know, but amnesia is absolutely impossible to say.

"Really?" Lin Luozhi said softly, as if talking to himself, "Mao Jiu didn't go back?"

"...No." Mao Jiu clicked on the little rooster between yes and no, and then understood the context, and finally chose this answer.Lin Luozhi nodded noncommittally, and tapped his fingertips on the table. He secretly observed the other person's expression, but he still couldn't tell whether the man in front of him was lying.

"Maybe I didn't tell you where I went to play." Mao Jiu comforted me very carelessly, and took the time to clean the food in the bowl.Sure enough, we shouldn't chat while eating. It's a pity to see that the fish is cold.

"It's true. When I brought Maojiu back, he was still a kitten that was less than a size 34. Now he is barely as big as my feet when he shrinks, and he is about a size 39." Lin Luozhi smiled, The tone was a little sad, "It's so big in a flash."

Oh, like this.Mao Jiu nodded earnestly, as if seconding, but actually took notes in his mind: Is the size of a cat calculated by shoe size?Next time you meet, ask Wei Ying what size he is.

"Mr. Cat." Lin Luozhi got up to clear the table, and asked casually, "Is Mao Jiu really coming back in a week?"

Mao Jiu's distracted thoughts were pulled back, he met Lin Luozhi's expectant eyes, and couldn't help but follow this train of thought: "Ah... yes."

As if afraid of Lin Luozhi's unbelief, he reiterated: "Mao Jiu will definitely come back on time."

Lin Luozhi smiled noncommittally, and stacked the bowls and chopsticks together: "Then I can rest assured. Mr. Mao, please watch TV for a while, I still have some things to deal with."

"No, no, no." Mao Jiu remembered that the actor on TV had to wash the dishes after eating, so he hurriedly got up and wanted to take the crumbling dishes from his hand, "You are busy with your work, let me wash these .”

"How embarrassing..." Lin Luozhi didn't seem to agree.

"It's okay, I'm sorry if I eat and drink for free." Mao Jiu took over without any explanation, but he almost fell because of his unskilled business.He staggered a few steps and managed to stabilize himself before staggering into the kitchen with a stack of dangerous and fragile items.

Lin Luozhi looked at his back for a while, then turned and went back to the room.

Turning on the faucet is not difficult for Maojiu. After all, when he was a cat, he often came to fetch water to drink. Practice makes perfect.The difficult thing was how much dish soap to add, Mao Jiu worriedly pinched the bottle of gadgets, usually Lin Luozhi didn't pay close attention to the housework, and at this time he suffered a lot if he tried to be brave.

No matter, so much is enough.Maojiu pried open the lid, first rotated it 180°, then squeezed it hard, then plunged his hands into the water with satisfaction and began to rub.The consequence of adding too much detergent is the flood of foam. Mao Jiu watched helplessly as the white foam expanded with every movement he made, and soon overflowed the sink and onto the floor.

Uh...it seems to be messed up again... Mao Jiu glanced back secretly, but there was no movement outside, Lin Luozhi was really so relieved of him, and went about her own business.Mao Jiu hesitantly glanced at the foam-stained white thong, then at the messy sink, and continued rubbing his heart: Never mind, we'll clean it up later, anyway, we can't disappoint the excrement shoveler.

Porcelain is very slippery when it touches the water, and with the help of foam, it is almost as if it has given birth to feet, and it will slip out if you don't pay attention.Mao Jiu thought of a way, put the bowls one by one on the bottom of the trough and rubbed them with his fingers, then carefully rinsed them with water, then moved them to the drain basket step by step, and then moved them step by step. return.

The consequence of this is that Maojiu spent an entire hour washing two bowls, two plates, and two pairs of chopsticks, not counting the time spent cleaning up the scene after the disaster.Lin Luozhi was probably really busy, so he didn't even take a look at the whole process. Mao Jiu enjoyed the pleasure of being trusted and was full of frustration of being abandoned at the same time.

The poop shoveler was not like this before... I have to chase and bark if I can't see for a while... Maojiu whimpered to express his dissatisfaction, and ignored it if he said nothing. up.

Hold on to Maojiu, hold on, let the shoveler accept this fact subtly and moisten things silently, and don't ruin all the previous efforts on the spur of the moment.Mao Jiu secretly cheered herself up in her heart, and finally she was able to straighten her waist - finally wiped out all the criminal evidence that shouldn't exist.

Wow!Master Jiu is so smart!The situation in the TV where the dishes can be broken even after washing them will never happen!Mao Jiu looked around at the kitchen, which had been restored to almost the same size as the original one, and sat on his hips for a while in satisfaction, before impatiently preparing to go to someone to claim credit.Probably because the mood of sharing the joy was too strong, Mao Jiu took a big step with his head held high, then stepped on a puddle of water that hadn't been wiped dry, slipped out gracefully like a figure skater, and fell directly with a bang a split.

So Lin Luozhi, who had been keeping his ears up in the room and paying close attention to the movement outside, heard a loud noise, which was more thrilling than the crackling sound of porcelain that he had imagined.He threw down the pen he was holding and ran out, the scene in front of him stunned him: "Cat... Mr. Cat, are you still... okay?"

Mao Jiu gasped and looked up, showing him a distorted smile: "...I'm fine, it's just that I suddenly want to practice the splits, thank you for your concern."

Lin Luozhi frowned because it seemed painful: "..." Oh?Really?