After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

Midsummer is here, which means that hair loss has officially entered its peak period.Mao Jiu didn't notice it at first, but one day when he was strolling around the house, he suddenly found a small black spot on the foot of the table. He thought it was a bug, and he swooped over and pressed it, only to find that it was a black hair.

"..." Mao Jiu held the black hair with complicated emotions.He gestured to the shit-shoveling officer's hair, and then gestured to the length of his own hair. He had to admit that maybe [-]% of the hair was...well, it fell from him.

Mao Jiu suddenly felt a sense of crisis of middle-aged hair loss.

Many things are just hidden too well or ignored too thoroughly. Once you have a start, you will find that life is full of mysteries.Maojiu now deeply understands this truth, which is embodied in the little black hairs that can be seen everywhere.

On the sofa, on the corner, under the bed, in the pile of books... If the situation is not serious, Maojiu actually wants to develop an interesting game called "Find My Hair".

... Bah, it's not interesting, it's obviously very obscene, okay?Mao Jiu pouted and couldn't bear to look straight at it.

Mao Jiu firmly believes that he will soon become Maobald, and has a deep fear of this possibility.He didn't want Lin Luozhi to discover this secret—what if he became bald and didn't like it anymore?So the clever Master Jiu tried every means to hide this fact.

If it could be buried... huh?Mao Jiu's eyes turned around the room, and then fixed on the small pot of mimosa planted on the balcony.

Lin Luozhi has been overwhelmed by the deadlines piled up recently, every day besides coding, he racks his brains to figure out the outline of the plot.As a full-time writer who relies on his brain for food, all sources of income depend on the publishing fee, so he can only dig his own potential with all his might, and has no time to take care of his master's little emotions except for three meals a day.

——This provided Mao Jiu with the perfect time to commit crimes.

Obviously, it is impossible for Lin Luozhi to take the initiative to adopt plants. It is enough to support himself and take care of his master. How can there be such leisure time?This mimosa plant was the third prize in a certain supermarket lottery draw. The clerk who was doing the activity was very enthusiastic. I don't know how to push Shengguang's gadgets, and I can't think of who to give them to, so they just stay on the balcony.

After all, it is a life. Although it is basically insensitive, it is not enough to just throw it away and ignore it.After Lin Luozhi brought it back, he specially checked the breeding method. If he remembered it, he would sprinkle it with water. In the past two days, he was busy and forgot that it was Mao Jiu who reminded him by pulling his trousers every day.

If it weren't for Master Jiu, you would have died a long time ago, now it's time for you to repay me hehehe.Mao Jiu pulled out a large handful of black hairs collected in the past few days from under the sofa, and glanced inside again, making sure that Lin Luozhi would not notice him in a short time, so he clasped the fur balls in one hand, and groaned on the ground with three paws. Climb up to the balcony.

The mimosa is placed on the outer railing of the balcony, where it can be exposed to sunlight except at night, and the temperature is just right so that it will not be scorched.Maojiu temporarily placed the fur ball on the window sill where it could not be blown by the wind, and circled the small flowerpot twice, trying to find the best digging spot.

Huh?Looks good here?Maojiu took a fancy to the corner on the left, where the leaves grew taller, exposing an obvious piece of soil.Cat Nine suddenly felt the excitement of doing bad things. He grinned himself, brushed the hair on his arms like he saw in the movie when he saw humans going to fight, stretched out his paws, and was about to planing——

Hearing - Maojiu's sensitive ears accurately caught the sound - then the bottom leaves of the mimosa shrank back.Maojiu bit her palm angrily, the mimosa in front of her eyes was still shaking slightly, and a few small leaves that were close to each other were affected, and they also shook and rolled up a little.

"..." Maojiu stared at the mimosa with a little distaste, and unconsciously her eyes were glued to it, and her eyeballs followed the shaking of the leaves, which was better than a broken clock for hypnosis.There seemed to be a magical power in the dark, which made him stretch out his hand involuntarily, and touched the big leaf on the top.

Hey—the leaves trembled, and slowly curled up shyly.

"..." Mao Jiu felt an unprecedented throbbing in her heart.He swallowed, stretched out his hand again involuntarily, and rolled the second largest leaf.

Hahahahahahaha how can it be so fun!Mao Nine suddenly went crazy after playing it twice in slow motion, and stretched forward one after another as if being manipulated, and quickly fiddled with all the leaves to hide its face.

"Meow ~" Maojiu couldn't help but let out a low cry, her tail hooked up and she swayed happily, and circled around the flowerpot twice excitedly.

The mimosa just slowly unfolded a little bit and was closed again. If the only remaining reason told him how fragile it was, Mao Jiu really wanted to hug the flowerpot and roll around happily.

What can I do, being a cat demon does not mean that I can get rid of the nature of a cat.Mao Jiu thought confidently that he had completely forgotten the original purpose.

So Maojiu played very happily.Mimosa that keeps being stretched stretched stretched stretched stretched stretched: I don't understand what am I doing wrong? ? ?

Maojiu was having fun when suddenly there was a sound of chairs being dragged in the room.Mao Jiu was frightened immediately, and her first reaction was to quickly push the flowerpot aside, hid her hands and sat on the balcony very obediently, her eyes widened with a pure face.

After waiting for a long time, Lin Luozhi did not come out. The sound of chairs was followed by footsteps, and after another small crash, the room returned to calm again.

"..." Mao Jiuchu stood there for a long time, then stretched out his neck quietly, and took a look at the scene inside.Lin Luozhi sat back in front of the computer again, probably just got up to look for information.Mao Jiu heaved a sigh of relief, and then began to seriously consider how to deal with the black fur ball.

Burying it in a pot will definitely not work. There is only such a precious mimosa plant in the house. If he pulls it down with his paw, he will definitely die.Or... just throw it away?Maojiu tried to pinch a handful to let go, trying to let it fall freely. Of course, it was impossible to do so with the weight of the fur. As soon as the wind blew, one by one quickly floated back into the house.

"Ah-ah-choo!"

Immediately there was an earth-shattering sneezing sound in the room. Mao Jiu thought that the effect would not be so immediate. At the same time, she skillfully pinched another fur ball with the remaining fur and carried it in her arms.

No way, the lazy method won't work, it seems that I have to make a trip.Mao Jiu looked at the sky outside, it was not time for dinner, Lin Luozhi couldn't care about him for a short time.Mao Jiu made up his mind to make a quick decision, and quietly slipped down from the balcony holding the fur ball.

It was easy to deal with outside, Mao Jiu threw the fur ball into the trash can, clapped his hands, feeling relieved.Lin Luozhi forgot to brush his hair recently, and he really didn't like the brush, so he just took advantage of this trip to solve it.

The surrounding cats are not very familiar with him, but he can still distinguish the unique smell of Lin Luo's house, so he is not afraid to stroll casually.Maojiu avoided people and searched for a foothold between buildings and streets, and finally stopped in a secluded alley.

Hmm... This place is not bad, it is very suitable for Master Jiu and I to carry out a mysterious ceremony.Maojiu laughed twice, walked to the corner of the wall, pushed her body against it, and then began... rubbing her fur left and right.

——Yes, this is the wonderful method that Maojiu came up with. It uses the principle of friction to rub off the hair that has fallen off and is still stuck on the body. It kills two birds with one stone.Mao Jiu rubbed comfortably, squinted his eyes and let out a low purr from his throat. He didn't notice that a few wild cats passing by were attracted, and quietly surrounded him.

—Wow, what is he doing?

——I think he is a fool, he is in heat with the wall in broad daylight?Really enough.

——Hey, I'm bored anyway, how about going to play with him?It's been a long time since I found something to do, Lele, my buddy is almost full of lice.

Mao Jiu opened his eyes, and two wild cats that he thought were not that ugly looked at him with evil smiles, and slowly approached.Mao Jiu had stopped moving a long time ago, and now he was staring at them expressionlessly, as motionless as a statue.Seeing that he didn't respond, the wild cats became more courageous and convinced their guess of "I'm a fool". One of them stretched out its paw and patted his face.

The wild cat didn't even see how the teaser in front of him disappeared. It took almost an instant. Mao Jiu had already dodged behind him, showing his paws and scratching directly.Caught off guard, the wild cat that was attacked screamed, covered the injured area with one hand, and turned around to fight back with the other. The accomplices who reacted also rushed forward. For a while, the three cats fought in a mess, scratching and biting. I don’t know who it is The hair fell all over the place.

Mao Jiu was in a bad mood again, and a thought that shouldn't have popped up again, and the scenes of being chased and killed several times also joined in the fun, intensifying in his mind.

I want to be a human, I want to be a human, I want to be a human... Why do I have to get entangled with these cats I don't know... Why can't I let the shovel understand my thoughts... Mao Jiu held his breath between the two He circled among the wild cats and seized every opportunity to leave marks on them.Even if he was skillful, he couldn't take advantage of such a chaotic situation. He was scratched in several places on his back, and it was burning hot.

When it comes to fighting, there is actually no reason at all. It all depends on one's breath.Now that Mao Jiu was obviously in the middle of a fight, he felt his eyeballs were turning red, and he was only thinking about leaving more marks on these two lifeless cubs, and he didn't even notice that the sky had darkened strangely.

——Wait, what's going on here?

It was one of the wild cats who discovered the abnormality first, and was kicked by Mao Jiu when he looked up at the sky, but he didn't care to fight back, and took two steps back with a look of fear.The reaction of his accomplices was exactly the same, Mao Jiu was panting heavily, while guarding against their sneak attack, he took the time to glance up.

This glance is incredible.The weird scene of that day reappeared again. Even though the sun was shining brightly just now, the sky turned blue-purple, and lightning and thunder came from the distant sky.Mao Jiu narrowed his eyes, everything seemed familiar, but he faintly knew something was different, and there was a strange hot tide surging in his body.

— Tsk, your breath has become so weak?He dared to provoke any miscellaneous things.

A voice suddenly sounded overhead.Mao Jiu turned around subconsciously, and a man with long gray hair was leaning against the wall behind him, and when he saw him looking over, he clicked his tongue again.Mao Jiu was startled—the man didn’t know when he came, and he didn’t notice it the whole time. It’s too ridiculous to say that he only cares about fighting. If such a big man wants to enter the alley, he is the only way to go. Jumping off the wall, the movement that humans will make should also attract his attention.If there are none of these...then there is only one possibility: this guy is not human.

Mao Jiu felt his heart go cold while blowing his hair.

Fuck, why do I always recruit some weird things recently?

The man just glanced at the wild cat, without even moving his lips, they ran away in a hurry.The man sneered disdainfully, and when he turned his head, his calm expression collapsed the moment he saw Mao Jiu.

- Damn it, right?You are actually at this time...? !Wait a minute, hey!

In fact, Mao Jiu couldn't hear what he was saying clearly, and could barely judge through the blurred eyesight and mouth shape.His whole body hurt from head to toe, he even felt his bones cracking, and the blood was so hot that it seemed to burn him whole.Mao Jiu blinked vigorously, trying to squeeze out the sweat that flowed in, and accidentally saw that the place where the black paws should have been replaced by a blur of white, suddenly screamed from his throat in horror.

It hurts, it hurts, what's going on? !