After reincarnation, the master is not allowed to become a spirit

The plan of taking a walk was put on hold, and Mao Jiu felt that the risk factor was too high. Although he felt that his wisdom was endless, occasionally there would be occasions when inspiration temporarily dried up, and he could not always rely on his ingenuity to get past it.

Alas, the shit shovel in my house really doesn't let the cat worry.Cat Nine was paralyzed on the top of the bookcase, its belly pressed against the wooden board, shaking with the rhythm of breathing, licking its paws and thinking deeply.

Lin Luozhi sat cross-legged on the sofa, her shoulders slumped, and her fingertips tapped on the keyboard like springs.Mao Jiu found that this person's daily life was really boring. If he didn't make any noise, the room would be completely silent all day except for the sound of typing.

I can't even imagine what life was like shoveling shit when I wasn't around.Mao Jiu stared at the man's hunched back, and the more he looked, the more he felt that he was unusually thin.If I could become a human... If I could become a human, I would be taller than him, right?

Maojiu didn't know why she suddenly had the idea of ​​wanting to become a human. It might be due to the desire to protect something.He couldn't tell the reason, but he only felt that his heartbeat seemed to speed up in an instant, and an unspeakable hotness diffused from his blood, and even his pulse was swelling.Mao Jiu stood up involuntarily, he arched his back, and let out a low growl in pain.

"Mao Jiu?" Lin Luozhi, who was still absorbed in the code words just now, immediately turned around, as if hearing his voice would bring him back to his senses in an instant.Lin Luozhi clicked save casually, got up and walked this way, stood in front of the bookcase and looked up at Maojiu with a worried face, "What's wrong? Is there something uncomfortable?"

"..." Mao Jiu looked down at Lin Luozhi's expression, his head was a little hot now, and he had to struggle to interpret it.He saw the man's brows wrinkled, and there were emotions in his eyes that he couldn't understand besides nervousness.Mao Jiu couldn't figure it out, but he could sense one thing, that is, all Lin Luozhi's actions were based on his identity, a cat, a cat that was exceptionally intelligent but still a cat.

He didn't want me to change into something else... Mao Jiu realized this and slowly calmed down.In the final analysis, all current balances are based on each other's identities, one is the breeder and the other is the object of breeding. No matter how close they are, there is still an insurmountable gap between them.Mao Jiu felt a dull pain in his head. After all, it is still very difficult to think about so many problems with the brain capacity of a cat.

Well, don't just don't, it's fine now.Mao Jiu sniffled, the impulsiveness just now was gone, as if it was just a dream of his.

"Mao Jiu, come down, I'll show you something." Lin Luozhi stood at the bottom and smiled at him with open arms. Mao Jiu was self-aware of her own weight, and only rushed forward after getting off two partitions Jump into his arms.Lin Luozhi scratched Mao Jiu's neck, rubbed his cheeks against his cheeks, and finally put him on his shoulders with a smile.

Mao Jiu consciously hung herself up around his neck, flicking her tail to his face, like a fully automatic cat-shaped scarf.Lin Luozhi didn't think it was too hot, and happily jumped all the way back to the sofa. Maojiu flowed into his arms quietly and sat down.

Lin Luozhi's wrist was around Mao Jiu's waist, scratching his stomach.Mao Jiu thought it might be because the cat's skin was too thick. He saw that some people were out of breath from laughing and itchy when they were touched, but he only felt comfortable.

So I'm still very different from humans.Mao Jiu squinted his eyes and hummed while feeling that he was about to fall into this pit and couldn't get out.

Lin Luozhi was so engrossed in petting cats that she couldn't help herself, completely unaware of her master's temper.He opened a certain treasure with great interest, and pointed to various kinds of Madou on it to show Mao Jiu: "Mao Jiu, Mao Jiu, I want to print some postcards in my new book, would you like to be my Madou?" ?”

Mao Jiu glanced at the colorfully dressed people on the screen, and then at the shit-shoveling officer whose face was full of excitement. Although he didn't quite understand the meaning of the bunch of nouns he said, his purpose was clear: he wanted to Take pictures of yourself.

model?Madou?me?Maojiu rubbed her face, looked at the big Madou with body characteristics from top to bottom, raised her arms and lowered her head to examine her round belly, and a sentence popped up in her mind: My name is Maojiu, I am The endorsement for shoveling shit.

...Oh shit shoveler, I'm afraid I'm going to go bankrupt.

Lin Luozhi didn't hear what Mao Jiu said, so he took it as acquiescence.He rubbed his hands excitedly, as if he had already seen the day when his master became famous overnight: "Mao Jiu, you are absolutely fine, let Shen Qing help you find a better photographer when the time comes, ah, this year's fashion in the cat world A blockbuster movie is about to appear, and it will definitely crush the audience hehehe."

"..." Mao Jiu looked at him with pity and caring eyes for the mentally retarded: My family's paranoia of shoveling shit may be a bit serious, but the loyal Master Jiu will not give up on him, it seems that when the time comes, we must find a way He sold himself to heal his illness.

It's not easy being a cat.Mao Jiu sighed deeply.

When contacting a new industry for the first time, you must do your homework first.Although Lin Luozhi is very confident in his master's IQ, he still needs to learn some necessary skills.He clapped his hands to attract Mao Jiu's attention, and then grandly announced: "From today, Comrade Mao Jiu will learn how to make an excellent Madou. Remember, it is not qualified, but excellent. Our goal is Become the conscience of the industry, and our team will become a well-known word-of-mouth team." In the end, Lin Luozhi's blood boiled with enthusiasm, and he was about to raise his arms and shout.

Oh team, you, one person, and me, a team of cats.Mao Jiu nodded knowingly: This is a really great team.

Lin Luozhi's disregard for the world—the contempt for Mao Jiu—resolutely opened Mr. Lin's little chrysanthemum class.

"Nuomaojiu, look at this." Teacher Lin's teaching method is to open a bunch of photos and videos of Internet-famous cats for Maojiu to observe and experience.After all, he has as many cat tablets as he wants, and he has what kind of money, and raising cats at home does not stop him from continuing to raise cats in the cloud.

Maojiu was shocked when he opened Weibo. There was a category called "Meow Meow Meow".Okay, so I still can't satisfy you?How dare you secretly look at other cats behind my back!And this—so much!

Xiangzi, who was inflated with confidence, suddenly felt that the green on his head had turned into a Hu/he/hao/te prairie.

Mao Jiuchi jumped out of Lin Luozhi's arms, ran to the corner of the sofa farthest from him, and lay down on his buttocks towards him, expressing his inner anger.

"Hey cat nine, cat nine, don't be angry." Lin Luozhi came over to coax him with a smile, and the back of his hand was slapped hard by the cat's tail as expected.He continued to poke the cat's butt indifferently, and explained very carelessly to Mao Jiu's ears, "Although they are all cute, my heart is still with you. Look, you are the only one in the family, no There are other cats."

Look at the little three four five six π outside and want to bring it back? !Have I gotten to this point?Don't you love me? Am I not your only one?Mao Jiu was very angry, he turned his head and bit Lin Luozhi's hand, not forgetting to hide his teeth carefully, otherwise it would not just be a matter of a few blood holes.

"Okay Maojiu, don't be angry, these are just for you to study temporarily, I will turn them off later, okay?" Lin Luo couldn't move one of his hands, so he had to change his hand to touch Maojiu's back He rubbed his face against his ear flatteringly, "Please, please, promise me to make a good film. You are so cute, there must be many people who like you."

What do I make a lot of people like?Like this kind of thing, as long as you are alone is enough.Mao Jiu muttered in a low voice, but it's a pity that he could understand human speech, but Lin Luozhi didn't understand what he meant, but thought the way his mouth moved and murmured was so cute.

"Hahahahahaha what are you talking about Maojiu?" Seeing his softening attitude, Lin Luozhi immediately became presumptuous, ignoring Maojiu's struggle and lifted him from one end of the sofa to the other.Mao Jiu was caught off guard and raised high, meowing in fright, his fur was about to explode.Lin Luozhi finally stopped, huffing and panting excitedly, first burying his chest, then puffing left and right, and then flattered Mao Jiu's nose eye to eye, "I knew you were the smartest in the world!" , the most sensible, cutest cat! Cat Nine is the best cat in the universe!"

"..." Mao Jiu stared at his infinitely magnified face, constantly brainwashing himself: It's no big deal if you get used to it... Get used to it, meow!The sticky face is full of saliva marks, which is too disgusting, okay!

Mao Jiu couldn't bear it and slapped him away. At the same time, he kicked his feet hard, and bounced himself out with the force of the recoil.Lin Luozhi wasn't annoyed at being trampled on, probably because she was very satisfied with the sudden idea, so she got up and called.Mao Jiu heard him calling "Brother Shen", guessing that he was talking to the editor, so she quietly turned her back and rubbed her face.

Fortunately, cats have a lot of hair... ah, my face is a little hot.

"Hey Maojiu, brother Shen said it's a good idea. He'll contact the photographer and we'll go out to shoot the scene tomorrow." After Lin Luozhi made the phone call, he turned around and said loudly "Bo" on Maojiu's forehead, "Don't be nervous, I will always be with you."

Who is more nervous? Hey... Mao Jiu curled her lips in disapproval as she recalled the various situations she had encountered before.He couldn't help but make assumptions: If I were human, would I be able to help him do more things?Is it possible to have an equal relationship with him?Is it just...

Forget it, you can’t think about it, it’s going to be bad if you really realize it.