The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Mei Hanxue: "..."

Xue Meng's crimson color is like a cloud.

Mei Hanxue couldn't help raising her eyebrows: "... gone?"

"Oh..." Xue Meng thought for a while, and remembered another puzzle, "Also, how did you keep Tanlang and Xuanji's apprentices from fighting?"

Mei Hanxue: "..."

I'm sorry, but he thought highly of him.

Even though he has seen tens of thousands of people, he has definitely never seen a man with such strange bones like Xue Meng.

The head of Xue really relied on his strength to become single.

But even though she thought so in her heart, Mei Hanxue was still patient and told him how to mediate between the disciples of Tanlang and Xuanji, and began to communicate with Xue Meng about the experience of taming animals.

"A cat is an animal that needs to be trained. The more you pamper it, the less it will take you seriously."

Mei Hanxue smiled lightly, she had a very gentle face, and her tone of voice was very kind, but there was an inexplicable feeling that she treated all sentient beings indifferently: "So head, don't look at it as cute, just blindly treat it Indulge. You have to hold it in the palm of your hand, bully it more, let it know that it can't play with you, this fluffy little guy will naturally be obedient."

"...But won't it escape?"

Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "Don't you know how to chase?"

"Won't it hide?"

"Won't you look for it?"

"Won't it bite?"

"Can't you fight?"

After such a question and answer, Xue Meng looked at her smiling, and suddenly felt a little hairy.He rolled his Adam's apple and swallowed, and then said: "...you haven't packed vegetable buns, have you?"

"Pfft." Mei Hanxue rolled her hand, put it on her lips, and smiled brighter, "Master Xue is an honest man. I am just kidding you. I have always been a willing person, and I never go Do things that force others."

Xue Meng was relieved, otherwise he really felt that this birthday queen was a bit scary.

After Mei Hanxue laughed, she raised her pale eyelashes, her deep eyes were a little seductive, and he said in a persuasive way: "But the head, speaking of it... Taobao Villa actually has a unique skill of licking cats, you Are you interested in finding out?"

As a martial arts obsessive, Xue Meng is extremely curious about anything labeled "unique".Mo Ran once suspected that if he wanted to pull Xue Ziming, who is so innocent, to read pornographic books, as long as he named the book "The Picture of Dumen's Spring Love" and "Dumen's Sexy Sex Records", this person would rush to the bait.

Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "How about it, do you want to learn?"

"..."

"This is a rare technique. If it wasn't because I admire you, I wouldn't tell others easily."

Xue Meng couldn't resist the cat's white belly and the temptation of the word "unique door", as well as his own curiosity, and finally got on Mei Hanxue's thief boat tangled up, holding his face, coughing: "cough , you have begged me so sincerely...then...then learn, learn, learn."

So Mei Hanxue's lecture started like this.

"First of all, cats have a kind of nature." Mei Hanxue stared at Xue Meng, and said meaningfully, "As the saying goes, curiosity kills cats. The weakness of all cats is that they can't control their thirst for knowledge. A heart that knows no danger."

Xue Meng opened his eyes wide with curiosity: "Really?"

"Yes." Mei Hanxue raised a slender and beautiful finger, "Hey, you see, as long as people stretch their fingers in front of them, these little guys will probably not be able to help but come over and sniff. Then Just take the opportunity to grab it, push it to the ground, lift its legs, and then it will hum softly..."

Mei Hanxue originally said such a bad sentence on purpose, wanting to provoke Xue Meng to react and scream.

It's a pity that a wise man is bound to make a mistake. Xue Meng, who is too simple, doesn't understand what Mei Hanxue, who is too dirty, is teasing him. He listened intently, and asked: "Then won't it be unhappy?"

"..." Mei Hanxue didn't make fun of it, but she was still not discouraged, and smiled, "Yes."

"What should I do?"

"Coax it."

Xue Meng waved his hand and said: "It's useless, it doesn't understand human words."

Mei Hanxue said: "Words are all empty. As long as you move, the cat feels good, and it won't resist. Instead, it will look at you with desire and dissatisfaction, adjust its posture to cooperate with you, and make a very comfortable sound ... have you tried it?"

Xue Meng pinched his chin and pondered: "Snoring?"

Seeing his ignorant appearance, Mei Hanxue felt more and more itchy to tease him, and couldn't help laughing: "Well, that's how cats purr."

"But every time I touch its belly, it doesn't want to. At most, it can only touch its chin."

"That's because your technique is wrong, and you didn't serve him to the point." Mei Hanxue's soft eyelashes moved slightly, and after a while, she said softly, "Does the master mind if I take the liberty to teach you by hand?"

"Uh……"

Although it is said that men and women are not close to each other, except for preaching, receiving karma and solving doubts.In addition, Xue Meng saw that the girl after the birthday was so demure, soft and dignified, and she looked like a decent person, so he hesitated for a moment, but nodded.

However, Xue Meng hurriedly shouted at the moment Mei Hanxue raised his hand: "Wait! Wait!"

"what happened?"

"I, let me make it clear to you first, I just learn how to play cats from you, and I don't want to take advantage of you!"

"..." Mei Hanxue said with a smile, "Yeah."

"I don't mean to belittle you!"

Mei Hanxue endured a smile so hard that her ribs almost broke, her eyes were full of water, and she laughed: "What are you doing so nervous, I am a disciple of Taobao Mountain Villa anyway, I am from a serious school, and I don't plan to play fairy dance, Not to mention that you have to be responsible for me if I touch it twice, why are you so fierce as the sect master?"

Xue Meng cleared his throat without embarrassment: "Cough, okay... let's start."

Mei Hanxue moved to the side, made a space for Xue Meng, and said, "Let's get closer first."

After Xue Meng approached, Mei Hanxue raised her hand and said solemnly: "You see, when stroking the cat, you should approach it slowly, and let it curiously poke your head over to smell your fingertips first." .” Said, the fingertips stretched out to the tip of Xue Meng’s nose, stopped for a while, then moved down, and fell on Xue Meng’s chin, “Then gently scratched twice.”

Mei Hanxue knew Xue Meng's temperament, and didn't have too much contact with him, only touched him slightly, and secretly smiled in her heart: Oh, Xue Meng didn't hit him.

Not only did he not fight, probably because Mei Hanxue's "Shouhou" acted too honestly, Xue Meng couldn't be suspicious, and he raised his hand and touched his chin a few times in a cooperative manner.

"Is that right?"

"A little more force."

"so?"

"You can't use force all the time, there is a good trick, nine shallow and one deep, you can't stop."

"...What kind of move is this? Why have I never heard of it before?"

Mei Hanxue smiled and said: "This is about a kind of profound kung fu, which is not found in ordinary mind books."

Xue Meng was a little displeased: "Joke, I am the head of the dead and alive, haven't I learned any advanced skills?"

"...You really haven't experienced this before."

Xue Meng was dissatisfied immediately, and raised his black eyebrows: "How do you know that I haven't been taught? You try it out! We have come here!"

Mei Hanxue said: "I am quite familiar with this mentality, but if I rashly use it on the head, I may be disrespectful."

After a pause, seeing that Xue Meng still had an unyielding and aggressive look, and if he continued speaking, he might be betrayed, so Mei Hanxue persuaded with a smile: "But you don't have to take it to heart, the master. The method is relatively remote, not everyone can learn it, and some people are not suitable for it. I think that although your master Chu has taught this kind of trick many times, he may not be able to practice it due to his temperament of it."

When he said this, Xue Meng reluctantly gave up, but still hummed: "Since my master doesn't learn it, it must not be a great technique."

Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "Chu Zongshi won't. But Mo Zongshi must be good at this."

"?" Xue Meng opened his eyes slightly, "Mo Ran? Why have I never heard that he will do this trick."

Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Mei Hanxue smiled and narrowed her eyes and said: "Those who are carrying treasures will not show others easily, next time the master can ask him, and ask him if the taste of this trick is wonderful."

Xue Meng was skeptical, but still kept this matter in his heart, and decided to ask Mo Ran the next time he had a chance, what kind of trick is this nine shallow and one deep, so mysterious.

The two practiced the method of stroking the cat for a while. Xue Meng scratched himself a few times and roughly mastered the strength. He asked happily: "Not bad. Learned, and then?"

"Then." Mei Han's snow-white jade-like fingertips slowly slid down, and finally landed on Xue Meng's waist and abdomen, hovering on the silver lion's head waist armor, "Then the cat will lie down on its own when you are comfortable with it. Turn the white belly over to you, which means it starts to trust you."

"Can you touch it now?"

"No." Mei Hanxue said with a smile, "be patient. You have to be like me, point on top of its stomach, but you can't really touch it."

As he spoke, he moved gently and softly on Xue Meng's waist and abdomen. When he was far and near, Xue Meng still felt a little tense at first, staring at her hand, not sure when she would really touch him, but after For a while, the "Shouhou" girl was still swaying nonchalantly, and his guard gradually relaxed.

"like this."

Xue Meng nodded: "Oh..."

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Mei Hanxue suddenly grabbed his waist, pulled him closer, and said with a smile: "Then you take it by surprise and put it—"

What to do with it, Mei Hanxue didn't have time to finish.

Because Xue Meng was suddenly held by the waist, he was taken aback, caught off guard, and was led forward by Mei Hanxue, and unexpectedly threw himself firmly, and fell towards Mei Hanxue.

"Depend on!"

"..." Mei Hanxue only felt that a heavy object was pressing directly on him. He was used to pity and pity, so he instinctively hugged Xue Meng and protected Xue Meng on it. The two of them were unstable and fell to the ground together. !

There was a muffled bang.

The thin accumulation of dust in the Library Pavilion rose up, choking Xue Meng to cough again and again, and his eyes were blurred.The wooden planks of the Library Pavilion, which had grown old, creaked and creaked under the two of them.Xue Meng is like a cat who doesn't know why, his face is full of confusion, and after a while, he realizes that he has pressed Mei Hanxue to the ground.

Mei Hanxue: "..."

Xue Meng: "Puff cough cough cough!!! No, I'm sorry!"

He waved his hands to drive away the raised dust, and held up his hands, but he saw that his clothes were slightly messed up and his temple hair was in tatters.A pair of light-colored eyes were half-hidden by curled eyelashes, looking at him with a slightly different expression, hesitant to speak.

Xue Meng froze for a moment, suddenly felt something was wrong, and was anxious to stand up.

However, the more anxious people are, the more likely they are to make mistakes. He didn't stand neatly in a hurry, and the soles of his feet were soft the first two times, but he rubbed against Mei Hanxue several times.

Mei Hanxue's eyebrows raised slightly, her expression became more subtle.

After finally getting up, Xue Meng was already blushing, and said: "Then, what, big, big sister, right, right, right, sorry."

"..."

Because of his personality, Xue Meng was not very popular with women since he was a child, and girls of his generation didn't like to talk to him. Instead, he liked older sisters, aunts and the like.Therefore, he often only has two habitual addresses for women, one is "aunt" and the other is "sister". Under this nervousness, he blurted out that the beautiful girl who managed Mei Hanxue's disguise was called eldest sister.

Mei Hanxue almost looked at him several times with an unfathomable look, and sighed in her heart, it's right that this person hasn't held the girl's hand yet!

What the hell is the eldest sister called?

To greet girls, those over 90 years old are called Xiangu, and those under five years old are called honey, and everyone in the middle, regardless of whether they are fat, swallows or thin, should be collectively called beauties. How can Xue Meng not understand such a simple truth when he is almost thirty?

Xue Meng is still stuttering: "Big sister, I didn't hurt you, did I? I, I think I'm quite light, and you look quite strong..."

"..." Mei Hanxue felt that if the person in front of Xue Meng at this moment was not herself, but a girl, Xue Meng might have been slapped heavily.

Fortunately, Xue Meng seems to have finally realized that it is not appropriate to describe a female cultivator as strong, and he hesitated to change his words: "Yeah, that's not what I mean, I just think you are not broken when you are crushed, you still have some muscles, uh... I It’s not that I didn’t talk about it. Anyway, are you okay?”

Mei Hanxue lay on the ground for a while, and then sat up with a complicated expression: "...it's okay, I just didn't expect your reaction to be so big before."

The two were awkwardly silent for a while, Mei Hanxue asked: "Did I scare you?"

"Scared, it's impossible to be scared." Xue Meng was still blushing badly, and didn't know what to say. After hesitating for a long time, he said, "Cough...that's how you tame the cabbage?"

"Yes." Mei Hanxue smiled lightly, "As long as it is a beast that I have tamed, there is no disobedience."

"Oh……"

"I don't know if the master has learned that technique just now?"

Xue Meng: "Almost..."

Mei Hanxue said: "That's fine, as long as you are happy with the sect leader, it's worth bumping into me."

Xue Meng didn't say a word. These words were said gently and softly from a beautiful girl's mouth. It would feel comfortable in the heart of any normal man.

So Xue Meng's heart began to shake a little.He felt that although Ma Yun was not a very good person, and he fiddled with some worry-relieving scrolls, the disciples under his hands were quite good, calm, good-tempered, not pretentious, and decent, serious in doing things, and only cared about him. Guest's request.

Xue Meng used to think that these delicate little girls are like those made by Liuli. They are generally vulnerable and sad, crying and screaming at every turn. If they are thrown down by a man at will, they will definitely grit their teeth and stomp their feet, or scream Weeping, or yelling hysterically: "Indecent! You stinky rascal!"

But this birthday girl, in order to let him revise her bad review on the "Worry Relief Scroll", she didn't even respond to being taken advantage of by others-of course, he didn't mean to take advantage of her, but the kind-hearted Xue Meng still couldn't help but feel a trace of sincere pity for this poor girl with low eyebrows and easy-going life.

So he hesitated for a while, and finally said: "...how about this, after so much tossing, it's almost time for dinner, how about... I invite you to have a meal?"

Mei Hanxue said with a smile: "You just bumped into me, there is no need to feel so guilty."

"No, it's also thanks to you for teaching me your unique cat stroking skills." Xue Meng still blushed awkwardly, "As for the matter of changing the negative review of the worry-relieving scroll, it's not impossible to talk... In short, let's talk about it after dinner Bar."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to the poor tea girl Shou Hou in his eyes, intending to pull her up.

Mei Hanxue didn't move, her eyes moved from Xue Meng's palm to her face, and finally said: "Let's go first. I'll sit for a while."

Seeing her reaction, Xue Meng couldn't help but feel a little fuzzy: "...Did I really crash you just now?"

Mei Hanxue raised her eyebrows slightly, she was silent for a moment, and said with a smile: "It's not bad, it's just a swollen place, but it doesn't matter, as long as you don't hit me again, it will disappear after a while."

The kind-hearted Xue Meng heard that the little girl was really smashed by himself, and couldn't help but feel more guilty.

"That's it..." Xue Meng bit his lip, very embarrassed, "Then I will find Elder Tanlang to show you."

"...No. I'm not used to disturbing others casually because of this."

Xue Meng felt that she was even more miserable and sensible.

"Then, where are you swollen? I also have wound medicine with me, so I'll rub some on you?"

"It's fine if I rub it twice for you, do you mind?"

Mei Hanxue looked at his serious appearance, and the more she looked at it, the more she felt how could this person be so cute, she almost couldn't hold back her smile, she didn't respond for a long time, she was afraid that she couldn't help but slap her legs and laugh hahaha when she opened her mouth speak up.

Ever since, in Xue Meng's eyes, Mei Hanxue became a girl who pursed her lips and kept her eyes wide open.

The girl looked at him, her lips pursed tighter and her expression became more and more strange.

Finally, she lowered her head and coughed lightly: "If you touch it, the swelling may become bigger and bigger."

Xue Meng: "?? Are my hands poisonous?"

"……No."

"Then it's over."

Mei Hanxue originally just read the ink-burning painting's pornographic book before, plus the normal reaction after being dawdled, there is no other meaning.But when he saw Xue Meng's innocent look, the itch to tease the other party in his heart became more and more intense, and he even wanted to see him fleeing in fright or yelling and cursing in anger.

When he thought of this, his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of lustrous and attractive glaze, shining with a certain kind of bright light, he pursed his lips and smiled: "Then... If you insist on helping me, it's actually not impossible. Yes, but I have to tell you clearly in advance, that is..."

At this moment, someone knocked on the door of Zangshu Pavilion suddenly.

Mei Hanxue raised her eyebrows and closed her mouth.

Xue Meng turned his head and saw Elder Xuanji dressed in blue, standing at the door, knocking on the door frame with his fingers.

"My lord." Xuanji said, seeing Mei Hanxue behind Xue Meng, so she smiled, "The girl after the birthday is also here."

Mei Hanxue nodded with a smile.

"Oh, I'll talk to her about something." Xue Menghun didn't know that Cai was in a dangerous situation, and said sharply, "What's wrong?"

Elder Xuanji reported: "That's right. Immortal Mei Hanxue from Kunlun Snow Palace paid a sudden visit. He said he was looking for you urgently and was waiting in the Danxin Palace."

Mei Hanxue's smile suddenly froze.