The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

After that, Xue Meng met seven or eight people one after another, but the other party was either much uglier than he imagined after untiing the sachet, or the two of them had already quarreled until one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas Nirvana before untiing the sachet. I wish I could strangle the other party to death.

Therefore, Xue Meng gradually became suspicious of Master Ma's magic weapon, and his doubts became deeper and deeper.

Finally, when he met No.11 monk, the other party said delicately: "I like Ta Xianjun very much. If I want to be his queen, I can also be a concubine if I can't. I heard that Ta Xianjun likes children very much. I especially like children, I think we must be a match made in heaven, if he is willing to marry someone, they can give him a child every year until he is satisfied~" At that time, Xue Meng collapsed.

Not only broken, but angry.

"You woman! You, don't you know what the relationship between Mo Ran and Master Chu is?!"

"I know." The woman, Tao Taoran, covered her face shyly, "But she is a virtuous and virtuous person, so she will not be jealous of Grandmaster Chu, and she is also willing to give birth to Grandmaster Chu, hehehe."

Xue Meng lifted the table angrily: "You are so beautiful, shameless!!!"

The nun's eyes widened: "How can you scold people?"

"Not only did I scold you, but if you say that you covet Grandmaster Chu, I can still beat you!"

"you dare!"

"Why don't I dare! What's more, do you have a bad brain? You like to step on the fairy and you play worry-relieving scrolls to waste other people's time. If you have the ability, go to Nanping Mountain to block him!"

The female cultivator was furious. She rolled up her sleeves, swept away her previous charming appearance, and said fiercely: "Damn! You think I haven't blocked you? I have been lying in ambush for seven days and seven nights in Nanping Mountain, do you know?"

"...You are fucking sick!"

"You are sick! You don't understand the power of love at all!" she said, her eyes suddenly began to blur, "ah, you don't know, I finally waited for him at dusk that day, he came out from behind the fence, looked I glanced at me——our eyes met each other, at that moment, there was a bang in my head, and the fireworks exploded, and I even thought about which sect my child would join in the future!"

The girl described herself passionately, as if she was caught in the sweetness of memories and couldn't extricate herself: "At that time, I rushed over excitedly and told him—"

Xue Meng said incredulously: "Don't you just tell him that you like him?"

"How can you, look at your barren imagination, no wonder you were squeezed out to go on a blind date." The girl rolled Xue Meng's eyes, "There must be shock, excitement, exaggerated rhetoric, and a word to attract his attention And curious! Get it! So I told him—"

She took a deep breath, and said four words with emotion: "I'm pregnant."

Xue Meng: "...???"

"Does this have anything to do with ink burning???"

"Of course. His eyes. His eyes made me pregnant," she explained empathetically.

"..." He was shocked by her madness for a while, and he didn't know what to say, and finally asked in fear, "Then, did Mo Ran pay attention to you?"

"Of course, I successfully used these four words to attract Dijun's attention. He is very enthusiastic, and his attitude is completely different from the rumored cold attitude. He is even willing to take responsibility!"

Xue Meng was shocked again: "What, what? He, he... what did he say?"

The girl shyly covered her face and said: "He asked me if I needed an abortion? I kicked at ten taels of silver, and I was not allowed to tell Chu Wanning."

"..."

The corner of Xue Meng's mouth twitched twice, and finally couldn't help it: "Hahahahahaha!!!"

"What are you laughing at! He is willing to kick me! Fate is destined! As long as the heart is sincere enough, I don't believe that I can't meet Ta Xianjun!"

Xue Meng stood up with a smile and stretched his muscles: "Okay, come on, I will come and kick your second foot for Ta Xianjun now!"

"what--"

In such a gloomy and oolong blind date, Xue Meng finally couldn't stand it anymore.Using the pseudonym "Taobao Villa Destroys My Youth", he successively left a hundred negative comments on Jieyou Scroll on the "Cultivation Magic Tool List". This magic weapon made by horses.

However, what Xue Meng never expected was that because his writing was too full-hearted and passionate, it caused all the monks to circulate it——

Of course, with the mentality of watching a joke.

There were even black market merchants who copied his bad reviews and compiled a book. Since it was officially published and sold on August [-], the black-hearted booksellers directly named the book "August [-]".

The index of the book is as follows:

"August [-]: My Beautiful Little Daddy"

"August [-]: My Savage Cousin"

……

All kinds of.

The innocuous misfortune of others can always arouse the interest of the neighbors, so "August [-]" became the most popular black book in the market for a while, and many people even called for "Taobao Villa to destroy my youth". Scholars should have more blind dates to bring more happiness to everyone.

Fortunately, this book was soon banned by Jiang Xi.

Jiang Yechen stared at the words "beautiful little dad" with extremely gloomy eyes: "It's all a mess, burn it for me."

"Yes! Sect Master!"

Gu Yueye and his disciples immediately bought all the "August [-]" on the market, dug a hole in the suburbs of Yangzhou, and burned it up.

"August [-]" was burned, but the worry-relieving scrolls became more and more out of stock. Xue Meng couldn't be more angry. In the end, a real-name letter was secretly repaired with Ma Zhuangzhu, angrily cursing our diligent, lovely, kind and innocent Ma Zhuangzhu with tens of thousands of words .

But in fact, the core meaning is only one-

Pick up the horse!You thief!What magic weapon are you?Aren't you hurting people!Let me tell you that if you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I will break off relations with you at Taobao Villa!You never want to get my master's mecha map again! !ah! ! !

The industrious, lovely, kind-hearted and innocent Ma Zhuangzhu was happily counting the money when he received the letter. When he heard the news suddenly, he almost recited it in shock.

Where does this work! ?

It is a small matter to cut off the delivery, and it is a small matter that the person who sent the letter is Xue Meng. The big thing is that there are customers who are so dissatisfied with his masterpiece!

Oh my god, that "August [-]" wasn't directed and acted by Gu Yueye, who made up a fictional story to compete viciously with him?There are people in the world who really hate him that much!

Ma Zhuangzhu was sad and choked up.

And a little depressed.

He will never allow any guests in the world who are dissatisfied with his carefully refined "Scroll of Worry Relief"!no way! ! !

So Ma Zhuangzhu resorted to his lore - Shouhou.

The group of Houhou is the collective name for the disciples cultivated by Taobao Mountain Villa, and they are generally female disciples with soft voices, beautiful appearance and good temper.The practice goal that the owner of Ma Zhu set for them is: "A conversation can make the guests live longer, and a smile can make the friendship deep."

Abbreviation, Shouhou.

In view of Xue Meng being so angry, the serious and serious owner of the horse village attaches great importance to it. He dare not neglect, so he immediately ordered the elder of the villa, Bu Shenqi, to go out on the horse himself, and go to the summit of life and death to serve the head of Xue with tea, pour water, pinch his waist and beat him. Legs, in a word, have one meaning:

We must do everything possible to restore Xue Meng's favor and satisfy the customers!

However, the elder Shouhou, who has just taken office, is not as deeply enlightened as Zhuang Ma.She is a young, soft, timid, and coquettish beautiful female nun. She actually has great fear in Xue Meng, who was once ranked second in the arrogant list.She doesn't want to be beaten by Master Xue at all...

Miss Bu was tangled and sad for a while, so she told this matter to a monk she met on the "Scroll of Worry Relief" recently.

It's not to blame that Bu girl pokes out everything, it's because this fairy named "Wangmei Quxixie" makes her feel too reliable.It is gentle, steady, funny, but not frivolous.The intimacy and teasing in his words, if there is more, it will be oily, and if it is less, it will be bland, it is like warm tea, everything is just right.

And also very understanding and helpful.

"Wangmei quenches thirst" heard that Miss Bu had encountered such a problem, and after thinking for a while, sent her this message:

"Don't worry, I'll settle this matter for you."

Bu Shenqi was shocked and moved immediately: "Really?"

Immortal Wangmei's tone was as gentle and considerate as in the past on the jade slips: "Of course, if a gentleman says something, it's hard to chase. Don't worry, hand Master Xue to me, and I will definitely make him happy."

On this day, Xue Meng was cleaning the dust of the red lotus water pavilion, and suddenly a disciple came to report——

"Report! Sect Leader! Someone from Taobao Villa wants to see you!"

Xue Meng's head hurts when he heard the words Taobao Mountain Villa recently. He wiped the file left by Chu Wanning, threw it into the small bamboo tube, and said angrily: "Let him go!"

"Yes, it's a woman!"

"What's the matter with the woman?" Xue Meng's blind date during this period of time has made Xue Meng reconfirm a truth, no matter a man or a woman, it is a virtue to hate it, "Let her go too! I will not accept Taobao Villa again. Let them recommend themselves for any magic weapon, let them die as soon as possible!"

As he spoke, he began to wipe Chu Wanning's piano table.

"Besides, tell her to tell Ma Yun that even if I can only do business with Jiang Yechen in the future, I won't associate with his family! Look at what unreliable things they do! It's disgusting!"

The little disciple pitifully endured the headmaster's anger, and finally said aggrievedly: "But, but the other party said that he is the disciple of Taobao Villa after his birthday."

"Shouhou disciple?" Xue Meng frowned, "What is that for?"

The little disciple: "I heard that she is here to apologize..." Swallowed, and continued, "Let me rub it round and pinch it, and I will smile like a flower, and I will be at your disposal and let you vent until you are no longer angry, and then she will leave. "

"..."

Xue Meng thought, isn't that a wooden stake in the martial arts field?

The slander is the slander, since it is here to apologize, Xue Meng finally went out to meet her reluctantly.Before leaving, he also ordered the disciples guarding the Red Lotus Water Pavilion: "Hey, I wiped half of the piano table and you are not allowed to move it. I will continue to wipe it when I come back."

After the guarding disciple guaranteed for the hundredth time that he did not dare to move even a speck of dust in the red lotus pavilion, Xue Meng finally threw away the rag and walked away.

When he arrived in the Danxin Hall, he saw a strange female cultivator coming to the center of the hall.The female cultivator was wearing a white gold dress, her long light brown hair was tied up with a white jade hairpin, and the ends were slightly curled naturally, her skin was fairer than snow, even under such light and shadow, it still seemed to emit a soft light .

She was squatting and teasing the orange cat Caibao, and the fat cat, who usually looks down on people with cat eyes, unexpectedly liked her very much. Not only did she show her white belly generously, but she also squinted her eyes and made a pleasant purring sound.

Hearing the movement, the girl after the birthday turned her head. As soon as she saw Xue Meng, she immediately got up and smiled very gently and shyly.

"Ah, it's the head of Xue, I have admired him for a long time."

Xue Meng: "..."

Huh?Why do you feel that this person looks familiar?

Xue Meng looked at her back and forth to make sure that she was not wearing any phantom sachet. It should not be the illusion caused by the illusion, or it would be familiar.

Her complexion is fair, her pupils and hair are a bit pale, and her facial features are very erect and deep. She originally had a stunning and celestial appearance, but she had a pair of affectionate and smiling eyes. The charming style of the demon.

Xue Meng is an extremely picky person. From his birth to the present, there is no other woman who can meet the word "beautiful" in his eyes, except for his mother, Mrs. Wang.

But after this birthday, I have to say that Xue Meng thinks that although she is not as good-looking as she is, she is not bad.

The two looked at each other for a while, and when the girl smiled and planned to introduce herself further, Xue Meng suddenly raised her hand and said to her: "Wait a minute."

He walked to the side again and said to the young disciple, "Come here."

As soon as the little disciple approached, Xue Meng lowered his voice and asked, "Are you sure this birthday queen is here to apologize?"

The little disciple didn't understand, so he said, "Yes, yes."

Xue Meng said solemnly: "Could it be that Ma Yun wanted to make a beauty trick, and through despicable means, let me give up doing justice for the victims of the scroll of sorrow."

"..."

The little disciple thought to himself, isn't you the only victim of the worry-relieving scroll?Everyone had a great time except you.

And "August [-]" is also very good-looking!

After thinking about it, life is still necessary.

The little disciple clenched his fists and encouraged Xue Meng: "Master, justice will be late but will not be absent. Don't talk about using beauty tricks to pick up guests. Even if the 36 tricks are over, you are still the upright Master Xue! Believe in yourself, You can do it!"

Xue Meng was greatly encouraged and moved after hearing this. He patted the little disciple on the shoulder: "You are right! True gold is not afraid of fire, and a good man is not afraid of women. I will let her grind me and never change me. attitude! And I want to alienate her, be indifferent to her, make things difficult for her, let her retreat in spite of difficulties, and leave the pinnacle of life and death as soon as possible!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said aggressively to Shou Hou:

"What's your name?"

"Me?" The Empress Shou girl smiled slightly and said, "A cheap name is not enough for the ear, and it is enough for Master Xue to call me Empress Shou."

"...Okay!" Xue Meng waved his hand vigilantly and not very impatiently, "It is impossible for me to change my view on the scroll of worry relief, if you are here for this purpose, then hurry up, Don't waste each other's time."

Unexpectedly, Shouhou didn't take it seriously, she smiled tolerantly, and said: "The apology is just one of them. There are so many Shouhou disciples in Taobao Villa who are similar to me. I took the initiative to ask to come to the summit of death and life. It's more because..."

Xue Meng was stared at by her pale eyes, and suddenly gave birth to that inexplicable familiarity.It felt like a mouse being stared at by a cat, with hairs on its back, and a sense of crisis that it would be played with in the next moment.

Just when he was extremely vigilant and was about to chase her down the mountain immediately if there was a problem, he saw Shou Hou showing her face and smiling, with all kinds of amorous feelings.

She softly said: "Because Head Xue is the most outstanding, the most upright, the most generous, and the hottest in the cultivation world..."

"What?"

"Hey, the most cool monk." She changed her face without changing her face, and smiled, "I have admired you for a long time, and this time I voluntarily came to accompany you."