The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Before entering the gate of the Long Night Club, Xue Meng still wanted to brace himself: "Lead the way and lead the way!"

After entering, he was a little overwhelmed.

What kind of place is this long night going to be!Isn't this harmful!Look at these maids!What kind of clothes are you wearing!Why is there still someone dressed up as a nine-tailed fox demon, with breasts, legs, and waist so exposed that he didn't even see it! ! !The boss in charge in Yangzhou is Jiang Yechen, right?Jiang Yechen, that bastard!How could such an outrageous venue be allowed to open in the middle of the busy city? ! !

Ruoying seemed to see his embarrassment, and smiled slightly: "If Wang Xianchang is not used to it, then we can find another place for a walk. Don't force it."

"Who, who said I was reluctant? Have you heard of the list?"

"Slightly heard."

Xue Meng said stubbornly: "I, I, I, I rank first in the cultivation list!"

"...Isn't that Mei Hanxue?"

"That's because I'm a low-key person, so I asked someone to take it down for me!"

"And the withdrawal from the list?" Ruoying sneered, "How much did it cost?"

"Can you manage it?"

Xue Meng rolled his eyes, and walked forward swaggeringly, although the tips of his ears were a little red, and he was still a little fluttering when he walked.

There are three floors in the long night meeting. Xue Meng summed it up. The style of the plenary meeting can be concentrated into one sentence: the thieves in strange clothes are selling weird shit.

Not to mention those coquettish female stall owners who can't wait to let their buttocks out to blow the air. A few things are understandable.He couldn't even understand what the yelling of those black market traders meant.

Venerable Master Xue can understand every word, but he can't understand them together——

"The best edition of Begonia's Anthology, Nine Dragons and One Phoenix, Two Dragons. Entering the Cave, the content is rich, not to be missed, and the book comes with the signature of the author Hanmei Bingdisheng Kuangcao."

"Mr. Dagen, Mr. Dagen, a radish can be cultivated to become fine. The masters of our shop have all condensed unique spells, which can change into the size of any fairy on the "Cultivation World Hero Size List". I want to feel the same size as Master Chu. Exciting? Do you want to experience the Kunlun Twins flying with you? You only need one Dagen, a great experience, and you will have endless aftertastes.”

Listen, listen!

What the hell is this?

But although the heart is in a mess, the face is still infinitely calm.Especially when Xue Meng glanced at Ruoying and found that the other party was looking at him with sarcasm, Xue Meng became even more angry, and simply strode to a stall, pretending to be a regular customer appearance.

"You radishes, give me ten."

Shopkeeper: "..."

Ruoying: "..."

Xue Meng rounded his almond eyes: "What are you doing? What are you looking at me for?" He touched his nose, "Is there something on my face?"

The shop owner choked for a long time before he said sincerely: "Guardian, our Dagen Lords are all refined according to the top ten of the "Prime Year Heroes List". Ten are like wolves and forty are like tigers, I suggest you just buy one."

Xue Meng didn't understand at all. He looked down at the white, tender and chubby radishes placed in the brocade box. He didn't know what these big root kings would become after they were unsealed, and he didn't know what messed up " Prime Year Handsome Size List", I don't know what it means to be thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger.

It is a good character not to be ashamed to ask.

Unfortunately, Xue Meng did not.

Xue Meng thinks that men who think independently are the most capable.So he thought about it independently for a while, and he understood a little bit—these big root kings may be like the thousand-year-old ginseng.And monks in their 40s and [-]s often encounter obstacles in their practice, and they need spiritual ginseng tonic like tigers and wolves. However, these Dagenjun medicines are very effective, so ordinary people can open up their meridians even if they eat one.

All explained!

Xue Meng cheered loudly for himself in his heart, and proudly said to the store: "How can one be enough for me?"

The shopkeeper: "...Two are not impossible, but don't buy the top three. I am a black businessman, not a profiteer, so I still have to make it clear to you, the customer."

Xue Meng said impatiently: "You man...! I said I want it!"

"You, you want too much." The shopkeeper wiped the sweat from his forehead, "You can't bear it."

"Huh." Xue Meng said proudly, "It's as if I haven't eaten it before. Don't say two, twenty is enough for the two of us for three days."

The shopkeeper was completely silent this time.

He looked at Xue Meng's thin lips with awe-inspiring eyes, his eyes moved all the way down, and he looked at Xue Meng's...

"What are you looking at!" Xue Meng was alert and glared at him, "Do business, do business, don't look where you shouldn't look!"

The shopkeeper quickly took his eyes back from Xue Meng's lower body, and coughed a few times: "The customer is very talented, and the small, small ones are very admirable. Then, then I will go and pack ten radish essences for you." ——Do you want the size of Grandmaster Mo?"

"?"

What does the size of Grandmaster Mo mean?

Why is it still related to Mo Ran that dog thing?

Xue Meng pondered for a while, and then figured it out with his extraordinary understanding.

Does it mean that the tolerance scale of Lingliu is the same as that of Mo Ran?Then he was a little bit unconvinced. In terms of the spirit flow tolerance of Yingjie in his prime, he is not much worse than Mo Ran.

Immediately said with a serious face: "No. I want the size of Master Xue."

The store owner was stunned for a moment: "Guest, you are joking, how can Xue be the head of the top ten immortals?"

Xue Meng was more stunned than him, and even more angry after he was stunned——

"No Xue Ziming?!"

The shopkeeper was at a loss: "??? Why is there Xue Ziming???"

Xue Meng's blue veins twitched violently: "Why is there no Xue Ziming!!!!"

Her glazed eyes stared at Xue Meng back and forth several times, and suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Xue Meng's arm.

The two of them talked and yelled at each other for a long time, but no one noticed that Ruoying, who had been standing by the side watching the excitement, suddenly frowned, and the frown deepened.

Xue Meng turned his head: "Men and women can't kiss each other, why are you arresting me!"

"...Do you know what these radish essences are used for?"

"Nonsense! Just like ginseng, it replenishes spiritual power!"

Ruoying: "..."

Shopkeeper: "..."

Ruoying turned her head and said to the shopkeeper: "Unseal you a monster, turn back and put the money in Gu Yueye's account." As she spoke, she raised her hand and pointed in the air, and the sealing strip on a brocade box was unsealed with a bang .

The seemingly unremarkable radish essence emitted a flash of brilliance in an instant, and under the eyes of everyone, it became a...lifelike...with clear details...exquisite appearance...huge in size...

Jade.Potential.

It still moves on its own.

Xue Meng froze for a moment, and his face instantly turned green!

He pointed at the store angrily, almost biting his own tongue: "You, you, you—you rascal!"

The shopkeeper was shocked and aggrieved: "You bought it yourself, and you said you didn't have enough food..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xue Meng couldn't recall what he had said before, and his blushing green face blushed instantly again, so red and green intersected several times, he suddenly hugged his head and wanted to jump out to grab the way He tried to escape, but bumped into a solid body.

He ran into Ruoying who was blocking his way.

But how does this feel—doesn't look like a woman at all? ? ?

Ruoying stared at him coldly: "Xue Meng?"

Xue Meng was shocked: "How do you know? Who are you?!"

Ruoying then said nothing, grabbed him by the collar, and dragged him out of the long night meeting. Xue Meng yelled and resisted, but she stood still.

After waiting outside, Ruoying found a gazebo on the river bank where there were few people, and then Ruoying let him go suddenly, and turned around with a flick of her sleeves.

Xue Meng was almost strangled to death by her, clutching his neck and coughing again and again: "You dog king! You, you, cough—who are you?!"

As soon as Ruoying raised her hand, green light flashed at her fingertips, and before Xue Meng saw it clearly, the phantom sachets of Taobao Mountain Villa on their waists were all shattered into pieces.

Xue Meng raised his head in shock and almost slammed into the pavilion pillar.

"It's you?!!"

After the phantom dissipated, the man standing in front of him was tall and handsome, wearing a silver blue and white floor-length robe, on which was embroidered with the most extravagant peacock silk thread totem the phoenix bird on a lonely moon night.But no matter how luxurious and prosperous the clothes are, it can't compare with this person's own temperament. His eyebrows are beautiful, his nose is straight, his lips are beautiful, his almond eyes are like misty rain all year round, and he is born with a sense of pride.

"Jiang Yechen?!!!!"

Who is this Immortal Ruoying who is not the leader of Gu Yueye and the richest man in the cultivation world, Jiang Xi?

Fu Jiang... Oh, no, it was Jiang Yechen who choked Xue Meng at the first sentence: "You are so disappointing."

"???"

If Xue Meng hadn't been strangled so hard that he hadn't slowed down, he would have hit him to death—this person's face is quite delicate and not big, how could he say such shameless words without blinking his eyelids!

"The leader of the dignified faction doesn't want to make progress, but he is idle here, what a shame!"

This time, if you can't slow down, you have to slow down. Xue Meng coughed a few times, put down his hand rubbing his neck, and stared at Jiang Xi: "Why do you teach me? Where can you get yourself?"

Jiang Ye said angrily: "You are young, you don't want to make friends with some famous female nuns in a serious place, but here you listen to the bewitching words of that profiteer Ma Fangzhi, and buy some worry-relieving scrolls that mess with the relationship between men and women. You are too shameless." !"

Xue Meng also said angrily: "Why don't you talk about yourself, you are a lot older, and you used to treat my mother... You didn't honestly rectify your lonely moon night, but ran out to provoke the younger generation with your own face Why didn't you think that your blind date might be younger than your son? Of course I'm not saying that I'm your son, I just want to say that you are shameless!"

Jiang Xi became even angrier, flicked his sleeves with a clatter, and said through gritted teeth, "I'm not here for a blind date."

"Then what are you doing for it? Oh, I see, researching the magic weapon of the owner of the rival horse, right? You also said that he is a profiteer, why don't you watch your long night party, you are shameless!"

"I'm shameless and you shameless? A manly man, name him Xiaoxue, who are you throwing at?"

"Whoever I lose, I can't lose you!"

"You are presumptuous!"

"You fart!"

"Xue Ziming!"

"Jiang Ruoying!"

A man driving a bullock cart and his wife slowly passed by took a look at them, and the old woman asked, "My wife, why are the young couple arguing in the pavilion?"

"Old woman, you are dazzled, they are two brothers."

"Huh? Isn't the one in the silver blue dress a girl?"

"He's a man, with a delicate face. Look, he's much taller than his younger brother."

Xue Meng: "..."

Jiang Xi: "..."

Xue Meng jumped angrily: "Look at you, why are you not old after a lot of age! Come out all day long to take advantage of others!"

Jiang Xi said indifferently: "My Medicine Sect has always been like this. If you don't accept it, you can also switch to my Gu Yueye sect."

Xue Meng yelled angrily: "Ah! I don't want to see you again! The old woman was right when she said you were a woman! I called Wang Xiaoxue because there was something wrong with the worry-relieving scroll, and you called Ruoying to be a hypocrite." woman!!"

"I miss Ruoying because—"

"Because of what?"

Because Du Ruo is prosperous, I am happy.

But suddenly thinking that Wang Chuqing's favorite flower is this flower, fearing that it would add to the misunderstanding, she pursed her lips and remained silent.

"Look! You're just pretentious, and you still don't admit it!"

Jiang Xi raised his hand suddenly, and nodded Xue Meng's nose, as if he wanted to teach him how to talk to elders who were older than him, but when he came to the mouth, he felt that he was with this fool by the river. The quarrel almost lowered my status, so I put my hand down aggressively.

At this time, the discomfort in his chest came up again, Jiang Xi turned his head away, covered his mouth with his sleeve, and coughed again and again.

At first, Xue Meng thought he was choking, and he was quite gloating, but when he saw that he was coughing more and more, and even his almond eyes were a little foggy and moist, he panicked: "Hey, hey... what's wrong with you?"

Jiang Xi coughed badly, his eyes were red, he picked up the bong with trembling fingertips, and took a few puffs.

Xue Meng said in surprise: "Why are you coughing and smoking hemp?"

Jiang Xi ignored him, but after taking a few puffs of cigarettes, the symptoms were alleviated instead.He gasped for a while, and slowly stood up straight.Turning his head to the side of the pavilion, silently looking at the flowing water outside, he said for a while: "Go back to the peak of death and life."

"Your injury from the battle..."

"There is no disease in the world that I, Jiang Yechen, can't cure. You don't need to take care of my affairs."

The softness that Xue Meng finally felt was pinched back by Jiang Xi, and he stood there for a while, neither soft nor hard, with a small face panicked.

Jiang Xi smoked a few more puffs of hookah, raised her head, and exhaled one by one: "Besides, you are indeed not young, and you should find a decent man to start a family with. But don't waste your energy on this grandstanding blind date. When you marry a wife, you should know the bottom line, and the other party's character, family background, skills, and appearance must not be confused." After a pause, he frowned and said, "Ma Fangzhi's worry-relieving scroll can definitely solve it for you."

Xue Meng opened his eyes wide: "Jiang Yechen, did you make a mistake, you said that love is sick, this sentence is what you said, I can understand who urged me to get married, what medicine did you take wrong?"

Jiang Yechen turned half of his face coldly: "Talking about love is indeed sick, but it's against me."

"..."

"It's different for you. If you are infertile or sick, you have to get married."

"???"

Xue Meng is very fortunate that his father is Xue Zhengyi and not Jiang Yechen. He has never seen a grandson with a different scale than Jiang Yechen. If he dares to excuse himself, when he comes to him, he will become a grandson. Have to bow their heads to get married?

Jiang Yechen is indeed a dog!

After Xue Meng returned to the pinnacle of death and life, he angrily punched a big cross on the leaf card with "Ruoying" written on it, and then tore it into pieces.

Jiang Xi didn't let him play, but he wanted to play!

If he killed him, he would not let the big gift box of the good businessman Zhuangzhu Ma fall into the hands of the bad businessman Jiang Xi!

With such thoughts in mind, Xue Meng's heart rose to flames, and he spread out the leaf cards again, and began to look at the remaining mysterious people.

This time he had a long-term mind, knowing that the Worry-Relief Scroll might recommend a man to him, so he decided to check and screen carefully. No matter what this time, he must at least choose a woman who is about the same age as him!

He Xue Ziming will never admit defeat!

After careful research, Xue Ziming, who refused to admit defeat, turned over the second card, which was a person nicknamed "Leng Gong".

Although the Worry-Relief Scroll is a mix of men and women, regardless of gender, but if one person is in the cold palace, can he still be a big man?This must be a miserable girl.

The leaf card describes this cold palace girl as follows:

Leng Gong.Perverse, straightforward, unreasonable, and possesses treasures.

Because he was abandoned in the cold night and stayed alone in an empty bed for more than ten years, Leng Gong Xianchang has a different paranoia and madness about love, and even suffers from a slight mental illness, easily falling into self-denial and depression. In self-doubt.Perhaps only the most tolerant and gentle Taoist companion can heal the scars in his heart and ignite the fiery love in his heart.

Hobbies: Intense things.

It has to be said that Xue Meng is actually a very kind-hearted child. Normal people should hide away when they see this kind of blind date, but Xue Meng chose her.

The reason is that apart from believing that she is a woman, Xue Meng also feels that there is a pitiful look between the lines of this leaf card.

Staying alone in an empty bed, paranoid, self-denying, traumatized.

Look, what a miserable girl! !How shameful and cold-blooded was that thin lover who once abandoned her!She was Jiang Xi's second!The scum of the comprehension world!

Xue Meng thought to himself that he didn't really want to go on a blind date anyway. This girl's conditions are so poor, no one will choose her, then her heart will definitely be hurt more, and she will fall into more tangled self-doubt and denial. This should be What a sad story.

This girl also likes "intense things" and she seems very aggressive. I don't know if she will choose to self-injury when she is extremely sad?

The more Xue Meng thought about it, the more he felt that he could not stand by and watch. Xue Zhengyi's teachings to him many years ago seemed to ring in his ears again:

"Have pity on the people of the world. There are so many worries. If you have spare strength, you should do your best."

Ever since, Xue Meng, who has the same sense of justice and compassion as his father, made a great decision—good!He wants to send warm kindling to this cold palace girl!

Heartbeat is not as good as action, Xue Meng immediately passed the scroll to Lenggong girl through the scroll, asking her to wear a phantom sachet three days later, and come to Wuchang Town in the middle of Sichuan to meet each other.

The author has something to say:

I think you are smart, you already know who the No. 2 matchmaker is! ! !Ah... our Xue Mengmeng may need to buy an insurance...

PS. "Pity me and the world, there are many worries" comes from Jin Yong's "Yi Tian Shou Long Ji", it is a misunderstanding, I am just talking~~

Then ps. Well, people wearing sachets will also change their appearance in the eyes of passers-by. For example, if a passer-by sees the back of Mr. Jiang first, even though the passer-by doesn’t think about it specifically, his mind will be somewhat different. Face imagination, when you see the face of the head of Jiang, it will look like that. If you have no imagination at all, or if you see the face at first sight, the sachet will automatically adjust to the original appearance of the wearer to make way. People can't recognize the deity~~~