The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

The owner of Taobao Mountain Villa, Ma Zhuang, recently developed a magic weapon that is popular in the world of self-cultivation-the scroll of worry relief.

There are eight big golden characters written on the user guide:

With the artifact in hand, the marriage is worry-free.

When Xue Meng first heard of this magic weapon, he was practicing swords in Wujianping, the peak of life and death.He took a white handkerchief, wiped Longcheng clean, turned his face angrily, and said to the disciple of Taobao Villa who recommended him: "What a mess, why did the pick-up horse recommend this kind of junk to me?"

"Uh, this... our Ma Zhuangzhu said, Master Xue, you have worked hard day and night, and you must not have the leisure to go out and meet various female cultivators. He has received a lot of advice from your master Chu Zongshi in the past two years, and he has refined magic weapons. It's getting better and better, so I thought that I must reward the summit of death and life well... This scroll of worry relief is just for the head of Xue."

Xue Meng was furious, Dragon City's brilliance flashed, and he split the white handkerchief in two: "It was made for me? It's ridiculous. Do I seem to be short of women?"

The disciples of Taobao Mountain Villa carefully looked back and forth at Qi Yuxuan's vigorous and vigorous head Xue, swallowed his saliva, and said cautiously: "Lack of men, men can also be found, as long as there is a destiny..."

Lack, lack of men?

Xue Meng was stunned, his face was blue with anger, he put his knife back into its sheath, stood in the breeze of Wujianping hunting, and said angrily: "Come on!"

"Master, here!"

Xue Mengjun's eyebrows were erected, and he said sharply: "Give me a guest!"

"Yes!"

It's not wrong for Xue Meng to catch up with the guests. Of course, it is impossible for a generation of wealthy businessmen to only know good female lovers.It is true that Zhuangzhu Ma developed this "Scroll of Worry-Relief", and it is true that the scroll of Worry-Relief can match monks with gods and couples, but it is a big lie to say that Zhuangzhu Ma developed it for Master Xue.

He recruited Xuemeng into the gang with a very simple purpose, only one——

Attract female nuns.

After the Battle of Heavenly Crack, the structure of the comprehension world has undergone earth-shaking changes. The Peak of Death and Life has become one of the leading factions in the Kyushu Continent. Many lists in the "Unintelligible List" have been reshuffled. Before unexpectedly ranking among many rankings, he became the lover of girls' dreams.

As a down-to-earth businessman, Zhuangzhu Ma must be very concerned about the best-selling booklet "Unknown Cloud List".So, on a dark and stormy night, the owner of the horse shop happily picked his feet and ate melons happily, while flipping through the latest rankings and making tsk tsk tsk sounds.

"No. [-] on the hero list, Chu Wanning. Current status: reclusive."

"Second on the hero list, Mo Weiyu. Current status: Same as above."

Baji Baji spat out a bunch of watermelon seeds, and the owner Ma and his confidantes sighed: "Oh, if you said that these two people are single, then let's try to drag them into the group, I wonder how many girls we can attract?" It's a pity to repair the 'Scroll of Worry Relief' madly."

After all, he showed the small portrait of Chu Wanning painted on the book to the other party: "Look, I didn't think it before, but the more I look at it, the more I look at it. Look at this master Chu, how handsome and handsome. Alas ..." The more I thought about it, the more unwilling I became, and finally said simply, "Why don't we discuss it with Grandmaster Mo, say a few nice words in front of him, and ask him to ask his master to come out and pimp us?"

The subordinate said obediently: "Master, if you ask Grandmaster Chu to pimp us, aren't you afraid that Grandmaster Mo will be mentally split?"

"..." The lovely Ma Zhuangzhu touched his neck, feeling a little cold, "You are right, let's change our partner."

After pondering over a cup of tea, Ma Zhuangzhu has a new goal: "What do you think of us dragging Mei Hanxue in?"

The subordinate said obediently again: "Master, our scrolls are positioned to stay together for a lifetime, but if Mei Xian grows up, it will become a night of romance. We shouldn't, we are serious businessmen."

"What are you thinking! I'm talking about the big one."

"Aren't you afraid of the younger one pretending to be the older one? He has done this a lot."

"……Right."

He pondered over a cup of tea again.

"Then how about Jiang Xi, he is good-looking, he can bring money into the group, and he is very shrewd in his work."

The subordinate continued to be obedient and said: "But he is a black businessman. You are a decent and kind person, the head. It is best not to do business with a person like him, be careful not to lose your money. And his temper, if you know that you will use him as bait , to attract female cultivators to buy the worry-relieving scroll, I’m afraid it will turn you into a pig and throw you in the pigsty of Lonely Moon Night to spend your youth with the sow.”

Owner Ma smiled and touched his confidant dog's head: "Little brother, I just like your outspoken and upright appearance."

After going back and forth several times, Ma Zhuangzhu finally said: "How about... let's drag Xue Meng. Although he has no name on the rich list and height list, at least he is quite high on the appearance list. Besides, he is the new head of the sect, besides, he should reach the age to talk about marriage... Let's try it? Send someone to talk to him."

Ever since, there was the nonsense about "quietly ask the master if there is a shortage of men" by the disciples of Taobao Villa.

Xue Meng Xue head is very angry.

His lungs were about to explode—did he look like a man?If there is a lack, it is also a man who lacks him-ah bah!It's not right for a man to lack him!He was almost confused!

You must know that since Xue Meng took over as the head, his temper has somewhat restrained, and it is rare for everyone at the peak of life and death to see him still so angry.So Elder Xuanji asked with concern: "My lord, what's the matter? But is there anything bothering you?"

Xue Meng gritted his teeth and said: "I don't understand. There are too many people in the world who are not married. Why is the one surnamed Ma thinking of me?"

Elder Xuanji Bingxue was smart, and immediately realized that he was afraid of being hurt, and hurriedly said: "The lord is the head, after all, it is the attention of thousands of people, and it is normal to be stared at, so don't take it to heart."

Xue Meng said angrily: "Then why doesn't he pay attention to Jiang Xi?"

"...Master Jiang's appearance is still the same, but after all, his seniority is there. In fact, when he was young, he was often missed."

When Xue Meng heard it, he didn't know why he was even more depressed. He thought of his mother, and while his heart ached, he couldn't help but imagine Jiang Yechen's fickle, distrustful, cold-blooded and lonely appearance when he was young. He thought it made his mother so sad?

But he didn't want to reveal the secret between him and Jiang Xi to others, so he cursed in a low voice twice, and changed the target: "Why doesn't the surname Ma care about Mei Hanxue?"

Elder Xuanji smiled rather subtly: "My lord, you are also aware of that person, Master Meixian. If he wants to get married, I'm afraid it will attract blood and rain in the upper and lower cultivation worlds."

"..."

"That, that, that—"

After a long time, he couldn't think of a third person who could shirk. When Xue Zhengyi urged him to start a family, he could still use Chu Wanning and Mo Ran as shields, but if he mentions them now, it will only It made him even more bleak and lonely.

Xue Meng's breath choked in his chest like a big stone, and he couldn't get over it any more.

He was so angry that his head started to hurt, and finally he said simply:

"That doesn't make sense! Whether or not the head of the sect will marry, and when, has nothing to do with other people! Don't worry about nothing! I'm leaving!"

After saying that, imitating his master's appearance, he walked away proudly.

Xue Meng sincerely hopes that Ma Zhuangzhu's creation will lose all his money.

However, things backfired. Even without his help, the "Scroll of Worry Relief" became popular all over the country after a few months.

Xue Meng was very angry about this: "What kind of world is this? People are so leisurely nowadays?"

"You can't say that." Elder Xuanji was very fair, "The first two months are New Year's Eve, and you know it, my lord. During this festive season, the elders in the family must be urging their children to marry in every possible way. , I think it relieved the urgent needs of many children of the Jianghu, and it is not surprising that it can be sold out."

"..."

"And I heard that the scroll is very exquisitely made, even if it is not for finding a partner, it is very interesting to play purely as a novelty."

"for example?"

"I can't say it." Xuanji said softly, "But Elder Tanlang was bored and bought a game. He said he was bored, but I went to his room to look for him nine times, and he hugged it nine times. Thinking about the scroll."

Xue Meng was very surprised: "Isn't Elder Tanlang unintentionally continuing?"

"Well. He has no intention of continuing the string." Xuanji smiled slightly, "He is just a child with a temper, and he likes to play with new things, so he used that scroll to pass the time."

"..."

Greedy wolf like a child?

Xue Meng did not speak in silence.Xuanji and Tanlang are elders who entered the peak of life and death almost at the same time. Tanlang always speaks in a strange way, and he is not very close to others. He is even more incompatible with Chu Wanning. Only Xuanji can talk to Chu Wanning Words can also coax Greedy Wolf into moaning and chirping.

And Xuanji is probably the only person who can calmly compare the sneering Tanlang to a child.

Elder Xuanji smiled and said, "My lord, if you are curious, why don't you buy one and try it?"

"... Cough." Xue Meng cleared his throat and said arrogantly, "I am the master of the majestic faction, how can I be curious about such a crappy object. I will not try it!"

However, the next night.

The alchemy hall on the summit of life and death is brightly lit, but the sandalwood gate is closed left and right.

Master Xue said that tonight he was going to practice in seclusion, and ordered all the high-ranking disciples in charge of serving him to stay outside the door. Unless Elder Yuheng came to visit from Nanping Mountain, they were not allowed to come in to disturb him if the sky fell.

All the disciples have great admiration for Master Xue, who has been sleeping so long and sleepy all night. They are moved by Master Xue's hard work, and they all express that they will guard it with all their hearts, and there will be no mistakes.

None of them knew that headmaster Xue was sitting on the refurbished high seat of the Danxin Hall at this moment, looking at the jade scroll he was holding in his hand solemnly.There are four large characters written on the scroll:

Worry Relief Scroll.

Yes, that's right, it is Zhuang Ma's best-selling magic weapon.

Just arrived today.

And for the face of the Lord, Xue Meng deliberately made the list in the name of Elder Xuanji.

The young master Xue held the worry-relieving scroll, and looked left and right at it very curiously.This magical instrument is made of special jade material, filled with abundant spiritual flow, and it can spontaneously emerge the lower script with a faint golden light, which is very beautiful in terms of appearance alone.

Xue Meng then began to follow the notes on the letter, silently recited the curse of unsealing, and tried to start using this magic weapon that has swept the comprehension continent——

"Upstairs with the dying lamp on the bed with Xiaoshuang, sleeping alone on the bed of acacia. How many one-night stands of lovesickness, the end of the world is not long."

After a line of desolate poetry, a few new lines of words appeared on the jade slip:

"Spring returns to the earth, and even the swallows are in pairs, Xianchang, are you still guarding the vacant room alone?"

Xue Meng: "..."

Yujian: "Give Taobao Villa a trust, and give yourself a chance. Get rid of the embarrassment of the matchmaker, shorten the distance between the upper and lower cultivation worlds, and the worry-relieving scroll, so that you no longer envy others. You have found your own true love in the vast sea of ​​people.”

Xue Meng again: "..."

Yujian: "Please give yourself a name before using it."

What?

Want to name it?

Xue Meng is an honest man, so he picked it up and answered seriously: "My surname is Xue, and my name is Xue Meng."

Yu Jian didn't respond.

Xue Meng continued to add honestly: "You can also call me Xue Ziming."

This time the jade slip has reflected, and a line of golden words appeared on it - Ma Zhuangzhu's warm reminder, use the scroll, please use your nickname.Such as "receiving horse", "Dongqiang Liu".This magic weapon is refined by West Lake Taobao Mountain Villa with all its efforts, and any titles like "Guyue Ye so-and-so" are politely rejected, please forgive me.

Seeing this, Xue Meng frowned, and muttered: "That Jiang Xi, is he robbing the business of Ma again?"

Whispering, Gu Yueye's grudge doesn't have much to do with him anyway, Xue Meng saw the orange cat left by his aunt lying on the carpet licking its paws, so he named himself casually, for Yu Jian Said: "Then I will call it Caibao." After speaking, he patted Daju on the head, "Sorry, I will borrow your name."

Daju turned his face away indifferently, and continued to lick his back hair.

Xue Meng vaguely felt that the eyes of this beast were full of contempt, as if he was hinting at something. After careful consideration, he suddenly realized that his mother's cat was called Caibao, and the whole life and death knew it. If he had such a name, it would not be easy. Can be recognized?It is very wrong.

Xue Meng sighed and stroked the big orange: "Smart Cai Bao, you are still thoughtful."

"Meow..."

So Head Xue thought about it again, and finally looked at the Du Ruo potted plants planted by his mother before his death in the hall, and at the picture scroll of water villages that his father hung on the wall before, and finally gave himself a name that was nothing new——

"My name is Wang Xiaoxue."

The peak of life and death will not be named, and it is passed down in one line, from Xue Zhengyong named Shi Mei "Xue Ya", to the two peaks "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Finally, Xue Meng's current nickname is "Wang Xiaoxue."

No one should laugh at anyone.

Originally, the nickname Wang Xiaoxue was ugly enough, but the jade slip had a wonderful misunderstanding. After receiving Xue Meng's nickname, a few new golden words appeared:

Alright, Immortal Wang Xiaoxue.

Xue Meng: "..."

Xue Meng: "???"

Xue Meng: "That's a girl's name you said! I said my name is Wang Xiaoxue! My mother Wang Chuqing's Wang, my father Xue Zhengyong's Xue!"

The jade slip continued to float gold words: "The name change spell is being adjusted, I'm sorry, Immortal Wang Xiaoxue, I can't change the name for the time being."

Xue Meng was a little angry: "Obviously you got it wrong, why can't you change it?"

Yujian: "Xianjun, please don't be angry here, if you must change your name. I can transmit the sound to Master Ma Zhuang, and ask him to modify it for you."

... He didn't want to contact Ma Yun! !

Even if you think about it, you can imagine that Ma Zhuangzhu came over to tease him with a smile-is the head of Xue not autistic?Master Xue wants to open it?Is Master Xue short of men or women today?

... nightmare.

Xue Meng had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, you say Wang Xiaoxue, then Wang Xiaoxue, your scroll is too rotten, and you can't hear it."

Yu Jian was not angry, and still said gently and softly: "Okay, Immortal Wang Xiaoxue, in order to understand your character and character, please follow the instructions of the worry-relieving scroll and complete the following questions and answers. After this item, scroll I will present you with the most suitable talents and beauties, and I wish you the best of luck in finding a good relationship and making a good couple.”

Xue Meng is not very interested in finding a good relationship early, getting in and out of a couple, but he is a little curious about this huge world of comprehension, and the scroll of worry will think who can get into his eyes.

So the big thorn said: "You ask."

"First question, have you ever experienced emotional injury?"

Xue Meng touched his chin and replied: "No."

"Second question, have you ever been in love with someone?"

"No."

"The third question, have you ever secretly admired others?"

"No."

"Fourth question, have you ever been confessed to?"

"No."

The jade slip didn't ask any more questions this time, it paused hesitantly, and then a new line of words emerged: "Immortal Elder, please don't use repetition spells to moles the scroll."

"Who used the repetition curse?!" Xue Meng was suddenly unhappy, "If there is nothing, there is nothing. Do I still have to make something out of nothing?"

Yu Jian quickly said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong. The fifth question, may I ask how old you are this year?"

"Okay. Immortal Wang Xiaoxue, who is in his twenties, in the past twenty years of your life, you have never fallen in love with anyone, never admired others secretly, never been confessed to by others, and never experienced emotional hurt."

"Yes."

Yu Jian: "Alright Mr. Wang Xiaoxue. I'm going to ask the sixth question, but before I ask, I want to know whether you prefer straightforward people or people who beat around the bush."

Xue Meng raised his eyebrows and said: "Nonsense, of course I like straightforward people, who likes to beat around the bush?"

"Okay." Yu Jian then asked very bluntly, "The sixth question, are you ugly?"

Xue Meng: "........."

After a moment of silence, the high-ranking disciples outside the Danxin Hall could hear the sound of the master smashing things angrily, and Daju's frightened meowing screams.

It has to be said that Taobao Mountain Villa’s art of refining tools has improved over the years. The scroll of Jieyou is still strong and undamaged under Xue Meng’s hammer, and it is still tenacious and constantly reprints the glittering golden text. Coax head Xue to answer the remaining questions.In the end, twenty leaf cards condensed by illusion emerged from the scroll, and all of them floated into Xue Meng's hands one by one.

No, those are actually not leaf cards, they just look like leaf cards, and there is no cake cone drawn on the card, but describes the conditions of twenty monks in a very psychedelic and hazy way.

"Immortal Wang Xiaoxue, who is not ugly but has been single for 20 years, congratulations. According to my calculation, the soul that is most suitable for you in this world is hidden in these twenty leaf cards, waiting for your discovery. "

To be honest, Xue Meng does not believe in this evil.

He felt that he could only see his own face in the color gourd back then, and there must be no one in this world who could catch his eyes.But he couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, so he couldn't wait to look at the twenty leaf cards.

Head Xue named himself "Xianjun Wang Xiaoxue", and the other people on the card would naturally not use their real names in a hurry.The first one Xue Meng saw was a fairy named "Ruoying".

The scroll of worry relief describes her like this:

If the fairy is long, the mist is light and the skirt is light, the body is shining with pearls, the faint fragrance is faint, the appearance is quiet and the body is leisurely.

This person has a high status, his family has a lot of things, he is good at handling bad debts, he is good at managing the family business, he lives in seclusion, and although there are often people who flatter him, Elder Ruoying has a certain reserve in his heart, and treats all kinds of temptations as nothing.It is a high-mountain flower that everyone looks up to and wants to pick, but it is difficult to pick.

Hobbies: Cultivating flowers and plants, taking care of the sick and weak.

Only looking at this one, Xue Meng was shocked when he didn't look at the others.

This looks like an alluring beauty.Moreover, he is still filthy and clean, self-sufficient, not dependent on men, sensible in housekeeping, kind-hearted... The most important preference is actually similar to his mother, Mrs. Wang!

How rare!

As a 24-year-old filial son who worships his mother on the altar, Xue Meng has believed since childhood that if a girl has a temperament like Mrs. Wang, she will never go wrong when she marries her home.Just look at his aunt and you will know how well he took care of the father and son.

I have to say that Xue Meng was a little moved.

It's just that he still has some doubts. Firstly, doubts. Since there is such a rare fairy in the cultivation world, how come he has never heard of it?

The second is a faintly weird intuition.

Holding the golden leaf card, he read it again, hey, it's really strange, why the more he read it, the more he felt that he had really seen someone similar somewhere.

... Who is it?

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Cha Yan didn’t dare to promise you ten cars recently, but it’s always possible to open a sand sculpture episode! ! !

The extra time took place after the war, Xue Meng has succeeded as the head, Chu Wanning and Mo Ran have retired, Jiang Xi, who was seriously injured during the war, has awakened, but the disease that fell has not been cured, Ye Wangxi and Shi Mo are both in the mortal world. , one traveling for relief, one practicing medicine to redeem sins, Mei Hanxue and Mei Hanxue are still senior brothers in Treading Snow Palace, the story is at this stage~~~

As for Xue Mengmeng's first blind date, I think you who are smart should have already guessed who it is... I wish Xue Meng peace~~~==

Fanwai will be updated every other day at [-] o'clock in the evening, thank you for every lovely you this year~