The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

This time the planning was a success.

Xue Meng used facts to prove that there is no CP that cannot be dismantled, only players who do not work hard to dismantle CP.In this game called "Mo Ran is not gay" (a nickname he secretly picked up in his heart), the player Xue Meng gave full play to his ingenuity and successfully broke up the pair of dogs and men who had seen the ghost.

He and Xiaolong looked through the guidebook, chose the heroine, made a plan, and acted separately, one person and one dragon kept an eye on Xiao Mo Ran in the north of the park, and one dragon kept an eye on Xiao Chu Wanning in the south of the park, and finally ensured that after the spring outing, Mo When Ran took the school bus and left in the dust, he didn't even see a piece of Chu Wanning's sleeves.

Simply exciting.

"We made it!"

"We let Mo Ran establish a friendship with the girl!"

"They're going to be best friends in no time!"

"When puberty comes, they will sneak together behind their parents' backs!"

"Sneak date in school uniform after school!"

"They'll hide a box of sweet and greasy chocolates in each other's schoolbags!"

"During the sudden downpour of high school evening self-study, he would carry her on his back so that her little pink leather shoes wouldn't get wet!"

Xue Meng raised his head and laughed loudly: "The little pink leather shoes are a bit exaggerated." He paused, and continued with bright eyes, "But it's a good idea to carry your girlfriend home when the rain is pouring... The ink burning in high school was a few meters long. with?"

Little Candle Dragon flicked through the manual guide: "1.8 meters six to 1.8 meters nine, depending on his good fortune, he will be in this range anyway."

"Tsk, that's really..." Xue Meng showed a subtle expression, as if he was a little envious and trying to stretch himself, which made his final facial expression look like a toothache.He pouted, not intending to continue this unpleasant topic.

He didn't want Little Candle Dragon to notice that he was still wearing underwear.

"In short, their road to love will be very smooth." Xue Meng concluded, even a little paranoid, "It must be smooth. Otherwise, I won't be able to deal with Jiang Xi."

In order to ensure that the emotions of Mo Ran and the girl are stable and undisturbed, Xue Meng and the others are going to continue to observe for a while - of course, in this simulation game, the speed of time can be adjusted, they only need to tell the date to the guide just fine.

"We want to see Mo Ran and the girl's first date." Small Candle Dragon said.

Xue Meng also joined in and said: "Alone, without a third party, although they can't be called a date at this age, but you are so smart that you should understand what we mean."

He seemed to have forgotten who called this guide "artificial mental retardation" before.

"It's just playing together, doing homework together, or doing other things together, playing house or something." He thought for a while and added, "It can be anything like that."

For the shame of being called artificially retarded, the guide precisely set the time back by one week and three days.

It was one night, they were downstairs among the residents of a community, the warm yellow light from the windows of many houses, the housewives busy cleaning up the pots and pans in the kitchen, the shouting of children and the vague male anchor of the news network From their voices, they could tell that it was around seven o'clock.

Xue Meng and Xiaozhulong waited for a while, but Mo Ran appeared.

As expected, he was carrying a small schoolbag and a lunchbox bag with a pirated cartoon Winnie the Pooh. Winnie's nose was worn out, which made this unattractive bootleg bear look even worse. The face is hideous and ridiculous.

But all the hideousness and ridiculousness can be covered up by the smiling, chattering girl next to him.

"I live on the second floor. My father is away on a business trip, but my mother is at home. Don't be afraid. She is very nice." The little girl's eyebrows are curved, and the long eyelashes are dancing with orange lights. "Yesterday I told her about you. If you want to come to play, she told me that tonight there will be her fried egg yolk chicken wings, as well as the cheese whipped cream cake sold in the pastry shop at the door. Do you like cheese whipped cream cake?"

"I..." Mo Ran muttered, Xue Meng noticed that his old sneakers had come off the glue, "I have never eaten such a thing."

The girl didn't laugh at him, she just froze for a moment and then laughed heartily: "You will like it, if you don't like it, give it all to me, but don't tell my mother, she is always worried that I will eat like this Will grow into a big fat man."

Under the street lamp, Mo Ran lowered his head and kicked the pebbles and dust on the side of the road with his unglued sneakers.He was really trying to die by doing this, and the already miserable sneakers became even more unsightly.

"You can't get fat." After a while, Xiao Mo Ran mumbled.

"What did you say?" The girl didn't hear clearly.

"...I said you can't get fat from eating." Although the lights were dim, Xue Meng still noticed that the little guy's face seemed to be a little red, "If you like it, I will give you the cake quietly."

He bit his lip, turned his face awkwardly, and now even the dull Little Candle Dragon noticed that even the bases of his ears were red: "I won't tell your mother."

Little Candle Dragon jumped up and down around the two of them, screaming loudly: "Ah!!! I really love this little girl to death!!!!"

"I love her too." Xue Meng said with a smile, "I just said, there are so many sweet and good girls in the world, how could there be a gay guy who is made of steel and iron. You see, if this continues, we should be able to soon Mission accomplished."

"I can't wait to attend their wedding—no, I can see their children directly." Little Candle Dragon looked excited, going up to the sky and down to the ground.

"It doesn't matter if I'm a single dragon or not?" It danced and licked non-existent tears with its little paws, "As long as my cp can get married, what does it matter if I've been single for 100 years?"

They followed Mo Ran and went upstairs with the little girl.

They watched the two children eat dinner together, share a piece of after-dinner cream cake, watch TV together, and do homework together.

Ah, what a delightful bamboo horse friendship.

Fuck it, you can't fall in love early, you have to cultivate your girlfriend from the red scarf period, otherwise there won't even be a girl in the address book who can talk to you after graduating from college, should you go to the door of a gay bar to squat?

At 08:30, one person and one dragon contentedly followed Mo Ran to bid farewell to the girl and the girl's mother. Little Mo Ran briskly went to take the last bus, and the two of them followed behind happily.

Later, Mo Ran came to the girl's house a few times, but he came too frequently. He was afraid of leaving a bad impression on the other's parents, so he went around to the back of the residential building a few times, and used less sharp pebbles to go to the girl's house. Smash the window of the girl's bedroom.

"The restless puberty is ahead of schedule." Xue Meng commented with his arms folded, but his expression was very happy.

"I think this strategy is foolproof."

But Candledragon probably shouldn't be called Candledragon, and the name Crow's Mouth probably fits it better.

Just after it uttered the five words "safety", the strength of Mo Ran's hand ran away, and the stone did not hit the girl's window, but slammed on the glass window door of the neighbor next door.

The two comprehension bureau staff who have not realized that their fate is about to be reversed are still complacent: "Mo Ran is really an active and enthusiastic child."

"And it's romantic."

"They became boyfriend and girlfriend in the future, which is a very good memory."

Just as you were talking happily about the future, suddenly there was the sound of fans opening and closing from the window next door, and then a voice that was obviously impatient and sleepy sounded, like ice water condensed out of nitrogen in an instant, clatter A sound splashed on Xue Meng's little candle dragon.

"Don't you think it's too much for you to play pranks outside at such a late hour?"

It's still a familiar formula... No, it's still a familiar voice.It's still a familiar tone.

Xue Meng and Xiao Zhulong looked like they had bumped into ghosts, swallowed their saliva, and then turned their heads tremblingly to look——

"what!!"

"what!!!!!"

One screamed worse than the other, as if the death knell of the doomsday had sounded.

The two of them looked at each other and wailed together: "Fuck?!! Why does Chu Wanning live next to that girl???!!!"

Not reconciled.

How can you be willing! !How can we let fate unscrupulously stretch out its claws and slap them in the face! ! !How can the morning glory of the motherland be turned into a gay dahlia in a gay place! ! !

"At least this time their meeting was very unpleasant." Xue Meng tried to point out the crux of the problem, even though he himself was very emboldened.

"Yes." Little Candle Dragon also tried to dig out various possibilities for the development of the matter, "The unpleasantness of this first meeting should also cause them to not be able to get along amicably."

"I think this strategy can be salvaged again."

"I think so too, let's at least look a year from now before we make a decision."

Once again, they reached a consensus, and swished to a certain night a year later with a strategy guide.

It's still in this neighborhood, and it's still at night.

Even Mo Ran's standing position has not changed, and he is still standing under the street lamp that is not very bright, and sometimes flickers and flickers due to unstable voltage.

Even Mo Ran was still hitting the window with a glassy luster in the moonlight with a small stone.

...But it wasn't the girl's window that he smashed, but the window of Chu Wanning's bedroom next door to the girl.

"...Tell me it's a coincidence." Little Candle Dragon said desperately, "Tell me his hand was just shaking, he didn't hit it steadily, and he missed it again."

Xue Meng is still more sensible, he did not speak, his face was ashen.

One mistake is an accident, ten times is true love.

No one would smash the wrong window ten times in a row, so what Mo Ran knocked on was Chu Wanning's window, and the person he wanted to see was Chu Wanning, the little brother next door to the girl.

What the hell! !

The window was opened, and the summer night wind came in with the fragrance of magnolia flowers. Chu Wanning was wearing a white children's plush pajamas. Although he looked impatient and sleepy, he still moved in. A stool, stand on tiptoe and look down.

"Why are you here again?" Chu Wanning lay on the window, yawned, and said lazily to Mo Ran, "Didn't you just finish playing together this afternoon?"

Mo Ran didn't speak under the street lamp, and waved to him with a smile. He folded several paper planes and flew towards him, and finally one of them flew into his room.

Chu Wanning disassembled the paper airplane, with a crayon drawing on it, a white cat and a puppy, and a line of words written in creamy yellow lead:

Forgot to say goodnight to you.

I wish you a sweet dream, we will go to you (I forgot how to write this word) swimming pool tomorrow.

Call our good friend Ling'er, if she wishes.

ink burn

——"So." Xiao Zhulong almost twitched a little, "In the end he and Chu Wanning became 'us', and the cute girl next door became a friend of 'us'."

Xue Meng was silent for a while.

In fact, he really wanted to find some gentle and subtle sentences from the corners of his brain to express his disappointment at the moment.Even Tang poetry, Song lyrics, Yuan songs, European operas are so literary that he usually gets goosebumps.

but.

He finally managed to squeeze out the swear words that burned the blood all over his body.

"Damn gay, I fuck your second uncle."

"...you make one last revision of your wording."

"Never mind my words!! I'm so angry right now!"

"No." Xiao Zhulong said, "I just want to remind you that if you want to fuck his second uncle, then you are gay too."

"..."

"It's still love between grandparents and grandchildren."